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>> No.15165786

what a shitty looking pizza

>> No.15165834
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Those two items look terrible.
Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should

>> No.15165838

>are food processors good for you

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>> No.15165850

this is not a chip butty, this is a crisp sandwich.

>> No.15165857

Koreans use pasta scissors. Literally nothing wrong with it.

>> No.15165864

Is brapping good for you?

>> No.15165875

>brazilian vertical pizza
look at that man's thrilled face at the end

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>> No.15166152

how da fuq it stay together

>> No.15166154

how did they get them in there?

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>> No.15166170

Is that James Gunn?

>> No.15166272

it's a modified burger

>> No.15166311

How do they work?

>> No.15166397

What disease does a person have to get to become this misshapen? It is like what the Elephant Man had?

>> No.15166413

rajeesh didn't seem too happy with what they gave him

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>> No.15166432

how do they get out?

>> No.15166434

raw in the middle, boiled on the outside, yum

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>> No.15166453

Looks fine to me.

>> No.15166456

what is this even
the guy doesn't even look happy with the result

>> No.15166459

>Average Sconnies in 2019

>> No.15166466

>doesn't throw it up and catch it with his mouth

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>> No.15166531

This dystopic product's been predicted.

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Dystopic if you're poor, maybe.

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>> No.15166566

can't we go one webm thread without that faggot

>> No.15166575
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It's the sneed of /ck/. No one actually enjoys it or thinks it's funny, they just post it to piss people off.

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No. This is the Sneed of /ck/.

>> No.15166594

looks dry as fuck

>> No.15166600

Is this even good?

>> No.15166602

can we not have /ck/ turn into another shitty coomer board like /co/ /v/ etc?

>> No.15166609

what the fuck

>> No.15166617

It looks like it would make me nauseous after one bite. Anything that swims in fat like that does that

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>> No.15166622

What is the point? Just dip your chips in butter if you're that fat.

>> No.15166623

kill yourself

>> No.15166625

lol this guy serves people literal scrapple and they gobble it up
what a genius

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[email protected] pass: freeacc123

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>> No.15166914

I was gonna say that that's looks like an alright baked ziti.
Then he doesn't even fucking bake it!
Damn it Jack!

>> No.15166927

But that's not baked ziti, that's Lazy Man's Lasagna.

>> No.15166954

>white people

>> No.15166963

That's a wetback though.

>> No.15166973

Based octopus mauls roastie

>> No.15166981

Shes white dude watch lazy Mans encheladas (no idea how to spell that)

>> No.15166987

She's refered to as a "hispanic".

>> No.15166989

Watching this actually made me really sad.

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>> No.15167003

By who and when? Also Hispanic just means of Spanish descent so even if she is shes probably either had a Spanish great grandmother or is like 3% mexican.
Shes clearly not mexican and cant pronounce Spanish so im pretty sure she has either no Latin blood or never met her Hispanic family cos they died 100 years ago

>> No.15167004

damn it dad give me my mcdouble back

>> No.15167010

Dont be sad look up featureman he is super heartwarming and he likes the food he makes hes not poor and struggling or too geriatric to look after himself hes just very frugal

>> No.15167012

Jesus, that looks disgusting. No wonder why vegans try to cover up their hatred for life by being sanctimonious assholes.

>> No.15167039

Is that when you put your dick in it?

>> No.15167048

Jack says that she gives a "hispanic edge", that's the whole thing I'm refering to. I don't know anything about the person, their history, nor their ancestry. I'm merely refering to her as a hispanic and by an extension a wetback as a joke due to Jack Scalfani claiming that she gives "hispanic edge".

The funny thing is meant to be that she doesn't actually resemble anything hispanic at all, especially that botched dish and fact that she went to school with Jack. I'm purposefully taking Jack's remarks at face value and exaggerating them for comedic purposes, despite their validity being contradicted by everything showcased in the video.

And before you ask, yes, I do suffer from autism.

>> No.15167100

Looks pretty good desu

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>> No.15167113

Why bother having money if it's just to be a fancier version of idiot consoomer

>> No.15167120

Uncomfortable how close the knife gets to cutting the skin between thumb and forefinger

>> No.15167127

She gets it off the moment she repositions her hands

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>> No.15167145

Jack also thinks nachos are an authentic Mexican dish

>> No.15167342

Might as well be, nachos are the best mexican food.

>> No.15167353

It's a "smart" device that's worse than just using your oven. Or even just a toaster oven. You don't need a $150 gadget that only makes four at a time.

>> No.15167364

If you're desperate enough to have a cocktail auto-maker, at least the Bartesian lets you supply your own booze.

>> No.15167393

Went to a Thai place once, got pork basil and veggies with black bean noodles. Had some issue biting through the noodles with an underbite so they brought me rusty child safety scissors.

>> No.15167402

What's the fucking point in blending firm tofu to a paste? Doesn't that make it unfirm?

>> No.15167496

nah but you should you poo loving vegan faggot for defending those shitty webms

>> No.15167674

fuck I need this in my life

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>> No.15167852

kek that's Jack On the Go from yt. He literally had gastric bypass, and weighs the same the amount that he did before the surgery. Feckin hell.

>> No.15167998

does it count as cannibalism if they have human blood inside them?

>> No.15168005

How egg man get out of egg fort

>> No.15168022

imagine the texture
oh wait there isn't one

>> No.15168038

why the FUCK does it need an app?

>> No.15168093

only you can prevent forest fires

>> No.15168359

Based and redpilled, /ck/bro

>> No.15168378

joe biden sucks at cooking

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>> No.15168652

what, you don't have a smartphone and aren't always online? don't stand against progress, boomer

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>> No.15168716

because building in a screen + UI is expensive and dials/buttons are SO 20th century

>> No.15168723

There's honestly some truth to this. Long term it's cheaper to install a wifi chip in the machine and build an app to control it than to design and manufacture physical screens/controls for every single unit.

>> No.15168743

For real, why develop/license hardware & software when making an app is cheap as balls?

>> No.15168748

>internet goes down
>can't use my oven

>> No.15168772

Why did it take 2 minutes to put crushed up chips on buttered bread?

>> No.15168778

>internet goes down
>can no longer:
>make coffee
>adjust thermostat
>turn lights on/off
>bake cookies
>check my temperature
>play xbone
>arm my security system
The Internet of Things is a blight

>> No.15168792

How often does your internet go down, especially for an extended period of time? I can count on one hand the times I've lost internet for more than five minutes in the last year.

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You forgot your car

>> No.15168809

Kill yourself retard, why does my oven need to phone home to a server every 10 seconds where it stores my name, address, email, GPS coordinates, and phone number just to heat some fucking dough

>> No.15168817
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Just die already, boomer. It's not my fault you don't understand that the world has changed.

>> No.15168827

For me it's really less about internet going down interfering with life (though I do abhor that) and more about adding creating failure points and an even greater reliance on cell phones without any meaningful benefit. If we say instead of the internet going down it's that I've misplaced my phone somewhere in the home or let it run out of battery, I guess I could play an xbone but suddenly everything else requires me to stop what I'm doing and find my phone because god forbid I go 2 hrs without seeing its screen.

>> No.15168836

And of course the fact that literally all of it is spyware that you pay to take control away from you

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Is this what they teach at the umbrella academy I keep hearing about?

>> No.15168850

White women were a mistake.

>> No.15168858

from passenger windows

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mom found the fish closet

>> No.15168871

Who is this? She looks familiar.

>> No.15168872

All that effort for vegan bullshit and they use regular pasta, with eggs in it.

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>> No.15168943

The Fly (1986)

>> No.15168964

i fucking love this woman. How does she do it

>> No.15168986
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Mental illness.

>> No.15169024

What was this even supposed to be? Meatloaf?

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>> No.15169161

/ck/ should really allow for sound webms

>> No.15169198

i cant feel my legs

>> No.15169238

Haha that's what happens when your food doesn't want to be eaten you cunt

>> No.15169248

how is this allowed?

>> No.15169268

Yes but you can program it to make a fart sound from any seat in the vehicle so seems like a fair trade off to me

>> No.15169279

I hate consoomerism so much

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And I hate poor people.

>> No.15169309

Why does God let such things exist

>> No.15169319

Ok tech slave

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Enough with the fucking theatrics, Ron! You're worse than a Turkish ice cream vendor.

>> No.15169635

do americans really?

>> No.15169896

So she tried to make meatloaf after someone gave her a list of ingredients but no instructions?

>> No.15169906

Does this prove that people have an innate desire for animal products? Why can't vegans be happy with their shitty diet lol

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>> No.15170028

I'd eat this every day

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oh my god my fucking sides

>> No.15170270

holy shit the amount of money in that container, each one of those tuna is like thousands of dollars isn't it?

>> No.15170357

If you set your xbone to be your "home xbox" in the settings you can play downloaded games offline

>> No.15170362

Why do I need to take meat from a pork sausage?? Why not just buy minced pork??

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>one roti cone for you sir....

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>people young enough to have watched this show as a kid are now old enough to make this sort of video about it

>> No.15170382

actual autism

>> No.15170391

a real southwest sloppa

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>> No.15170427

post gook eating webm. i want to gross someone out

>> No.15170435

>if only you knew how bad things really are.

>> No.15170444

what's this shot called

>> No.15170446

you could literally just put in a fucking ratatouille instead of this retarded nut 'meat' shit

>> No.15170513

Get out how of there without does the eggs? he

>> No.15170518

You want it seasoned mainly.

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>> No.15170538

>He literally had gastric bypass, and weighs the same the amount that he did before the surgery
Sure you jest.

>> No.15170633

>Implying truly wealthy people actually buy stupid shit like this

>> No.15170638

>mfw people say Americans have no culture

>> No.15170707

wow this shit really was never funny

>> No.15170823

Damn, I didn't even know James Gunn could do that.

>> No.15170881

>if this fucking white devil doesnt stop filming me I swear by Ganesha I will shit on his car

>> No.15170887
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Didn't Ivanka buy a Juicero?

>> No.15170911

The facehole niggle rush

>> No.15170922

checks out.

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>yes please mister bezos, please give me more food drm

>> No.15171174

Black friday

>> No.15171183

Why do vegans try and imitate meat dishes rather than cook the plethora of tasty meatless dishes?

>> No.15171206

>those HIPS on senpai

>> No.15171243

Scalfani has also had two strokes and refuses to lose weight or change his diet.

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Yeah, but I'm an alcoholic and you can't beat the ease of drinking straight from the Costco whisky bottle.

... why won't my body just let me die already?

>> No.15171261

why not just use shorter noodles?

>> No.15171306

what... is that suppose to be?

>> No.15171314
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Learn to make a good cocktail, and stop being poor.

>> No.15171342

what makes you think that her back is wet?

>> No.15171447

Butt implants.

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That's a Mexican
she's literally not even the colour "white" and her name is Lisa Estrada

>> No.15171519

subtle cartoon reference

>> No.15171531

>Says it about one of the cutest white women on the planet

>> No.15171695

She is so fat and sloppy. I bet she couldn't walk a mile without getting winded

>> No.15171727

She's about as hispanic as Jack is Italian.

>> No.15171738

I hate this old fucking retard

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>> No.15171801

At 0:30 the cook does a double take at the screen. Somebody probably asked for no butter.

>> No.15171953

restocking door behind the left side egg stand. latin american community markets are compact like that.

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donde esta el bano

>> No.15172286

>Have been in IT for 15 years
>Absolutely refuse all bullshit "smart home" crap
None of it is secure, all of it will fail within a few years, whether from shitty construction or the company either failing or "superseding" it (See: Sonos literally permabricking perfectly good speakers), and they always do a worse job than "dumb" appliances do.

I literally constantly read up on cool new tech stuff, and all of the smart home gadgets and their proprietary software and

>> No.15172298

You aren't rich if you buy stupid shit like this.

>> No.15172310

>Lasted less than 2 years

>> No.15172317

I don't know about where you live, but the grocery stores where I live sells their breakfast and Italian sausage in both bulk and link form.

>> No.15172324

>Didn't Ivanka buy a Juicero?
>Implying the Trumps have more assets than debt

>> No.15172351

Stuntman slammer

>> No.15172379

>only ten minutes
Why do they assume everyone is eating shitty burnt cookies?

>> No.15172392

its a fuckin' banger though

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>> No.15172468

>When an American burger joint has to rebrand as an unlimited fish taco bar on ladies night to be successful in a foreign market

Capitalism is truly a wonderous creation!

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>> No.15172502

These fucking people man, I swear

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>> No.15172535

Plates are great but not Nick Tahou's.

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>> No.15172591

This is sloppa tier...

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>> No.15172617

holy disgusting

>> No.15172633

Thats why we in the western civilization came up with the concept of cooking our food, to prevent it fighting back. Asians should really try It sometime.

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>> No.15172814

>the ones in the middle are troublemakers

Lmao, damn ain't that the truth

>> No.15172878

cheap filling food they used to serve to factory workers, became a local tradition

>> No.15172896

Vegans deserve everything they get

>> No.15172901

>tl,dr science
hope whoever made this video dies in a car accident

>> No.15173192

This is more than just WcDonalds, the fucking nippons made a McDonalds anime with idols n shit

>> No.15173208

its fucking RAW

>> No.15173295

is there a list for adnime? there is gate for jsdf and some shit romcom for their train network. surprisingly gate is decent, i rewatch it like every ten vodka bottles.

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>> No.15173338

It's fucking JUICY!

>> No.15173387

man that looks terrrible

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>> No.15173429

Cute fatso

>> No.15173477

How can Gordon ever recover after this mog?

>> No.15173490

>No Ronald doing calisthenics or playing baseball.
SOULLESS japanese WcDonalds commercial.

>> No.15173492

video is reversed

>> No.15173517

tequila suicide

>> No.15173518

>Spends ages put an absurd amount of butter on bread.
>Just dumps a shit load of broken up potato crisps on the bread.
>Somehow thinks that's a Chip Butty.
It's chips as in fries, not crisps straight outta the bag, also who the fuck mixes crisps and butter?

>> No.15173548

aren't you supposed to water down cream of mushroom/ chicken or was my mother autistic

>> No.15173564

They both usually come in condensed form and require a can of water to hydrate. The video is retarded.

>> No.15173565

anon water evaporates..

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>> No.15173590

иди нaхyй живoтнoe.

>> No.15173604

Who is she?

>> No.15173609

good, i thought it was genetic

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>> No.15173616

Lowest form of bread
Lowest form of "butter"
Mmmm.. tasty.

>> No.15173629

Ngl that commercial was kino

>> No.15173630

cuttlefish is-a tooo dirishious

>> No.15173645

This acty looks nice. Except I wouldn't put sugar in it and I would add peas and potatoes.

>> No.15173650

this fucking thing evolved to be eaten comfortably, not even bones far as i can see.

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>> No.15173658

I think I hate his cheap Wal Mart brand plates more than anything.

>> No.15173663

This is a little funny.

>> No.15173665

I just came.

>> No.15173671

/K/ here. This is why smart guns and smart locks and smart safes are a bad idea.

>> No.15173675

I need a fat retard like this in my life.

>> No.15173679
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That has to be the second dumbest invention after the egg-dick machine.

>> No.15173680

you forgot quotation marks around smart.

>> No.15173682

Sous vide donuts?

>> No.15173684

Sausage meat is much more finelly chopped. You can just push it throw a meat grinder at home, but young people rarely have them at home. Much easier to just buy sausages with already added easoning.

>> No.15173690

what the fuck did anyone ever eat this

>> No.15173691

Wow. If that guy was a pizza, that's what he'd look like.

>> No.15173696

Krispy kreme

>> No.15173699

The scooby snack

>> No.15173701

>dorito breaded paprica
>not even borwning onions or meat properly
>american nacho "cheese"
Truly a basketball american invention.

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>> No.15173711

>yes,yes keep buying products...dont think just buying and keep the "dream" alive....

>> No.15173718

im surprised it lasted that long desu

>> No.15173724

I'm also from /pol/ but I figured you guys would get salty if I used (((parentheses)))

>> No.15173725

The hurt locker

>> No.15173727

I'm sorry I said the n-word but that webm made me do it.

>> No.15173731

>Massive solar flare hits earth
>all technology is fried
>all monetary transactions are lost
>world devolves into chaos
>shops empty
>have food but haven't consumed salt in 6 months
>feel weak
>look at my Smalt™
>try breaking it but its made out of steel

>> No.15173734

so am i, but "" are one of quotation marks while parenthesis arent..

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>> No.15174230

>This is sloppa tier...
I literally mouthed those words watching the webm as it was being poured into the baking dish and went to post the exact same comment before I saw you already did so.

>> No.15174234

egg turdifier

>> No.15174287

haha he make funny with food :)

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Probably related to the manufacturer of this product.

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>not carrying this bad boy around with you

>> No.15174346

keked at the strawberry & cream

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>be me 15yo
>summer 1989
>Dad takes me to see Batman
>have dinner after movie at Nick Tahou's
>late night in seedy part of ROC
>even seedier old restaurant
>cops eating on one side of the restaurant
>prostitutes and dealers eating on the other
>how am i getting out of here without getting stabbed
>good food and an even better time was had
>gif unrelated
Shit was so cash

>> No.15174370

No shit. I kept looking for Jack's rings on this one.

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>> No.15174388

>the 2020

>> No.15174397

>cookies in only ten minutes
you mean like a regular oven??

>> No.15174420

Right? You still have to do all the prep work anyways, and you only get 4 cookies out of it versus a sheet pan's worth.

>> No.15174422

what show is it

>> No.15174425

I typically only want about four cookies at a time.

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this thread needs more jack

>> No.15174432

*every thread

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>> No.15174447

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

>> No.15174449

then bake only four.
your supposed to chill cookie dough, nestles tollhouse is even better than home made why arent you buying it

>> No.15174451

I didn't know mental illness came in avocado flavor

>> No.15174470

>cherry tomatoes
is this a british thing?
>not making avocado and sardine toast

>> No.15174471

The same old ingredients without any condiments, dressings or even fucking salt.

>> No.15174473

8 year olds make better stop motion lego videos on youtube

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>> No.15174492

>Costco whisky bottle
This is a thing?

>> No.15174511

yeah, but you have to live in a state with no ABC
It's solid for the money, blended by Alexander Murray IIRC

>> No.15174512

she has a beautiful voice
she should be a singer

>> No.15174518

>scrapes excess butter mixed with breadcrumbs onto the edge of the container.
People who do this or get butter in the jam jar should be hanged.

>> No.15174572

The best way to enjoy beef

>> No.15174595

That's a squid you buttard

>> No.15174598

thats it im dying at 50

>> No.15174604

Pretty sure most poor joggers are terrified of meat that isnt as gray as an Englush morning.

>> No.15174605

Vegans aren't the smartest people around.

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>> No.15174646

>but you have to live in a state with no ABC
RIP in me
I honestly have not come across a single Kirkland food product that I haven't thoroughly enjoyed

>> No.15174652

You know you can use a toaster oven for small batches, right? You can get a decent one for under $40.

>> No.15174654

I used to work in a warehouse, you'd be surprised at how much each trailer full of merchandise would cost.

>> No.15174666

Hunter B

>> No.15174734

I would 100% eat this. Terribly overcooked mushrooms though.

>> No.15174735

Why is foreign Japanese food always so bad.

>> No.15174752

If only they tried a bullet for the first time

>> No.15174766

Care to try this again in English?

>> No.15174782

Care to suck my cock?

>> No.15174789


>> No.15174797

That's bit gay, but sure.
*unzips dick*

>> No.15174804

Just close your eyes and pretend it's a woman's cock.

>> No.15174817

Legit answer:
If you build software into a machine it does not scale as well. The apps are also invasive or at least collect some data, which you can sell. Its purely economic reasons. You can save by having it scale via an app store which you dont pay upfront, and you can make money from your customer via the app.

>> No.15174846

Why did she recoil and scream? Do lobsters have sharp parts?

>> No.15174848

The entire crump clan is bankrupt. Why do you think they cling to their power? They know its downhill from here.

>> No.15175026

>pans over restaurant
>all men
>all fat

>> No.15175100

damn, how do i get purple LEDs on my stove

>> No.15175129

She cute AND dumb? Fuck, maybe I like Taylor now.

>> No.15175141

What a bahbee grill

>> No.15175408

They look so happy

>> No.15175782

not from a zoomer

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>I'm also from /pol/
>so am i,

>> No.15176044

This. Its always about making it easier for the Zuckerbergs to cuck you

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>> No.15176409

This is satire, right?

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>It's big, but it's not Mac

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