/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15158797]

How would you feel about being served this sandwich?

[Anonymous No.15158809]

>>15158797
looks good, but i dont eat tomats

[Anonymous No.15158810]

>>15158797
Looks pretty good. I'd eat it without complaint.

[Anonymous No.15158812]

>>15158797
>no mustard
>tomatoes
>thick reddit cheese that will stick to the roof or your mouth
needs work

[Anonymous No.15158813]

I said no mayo, YOU CUNT. That aside, looks just above subway-tier. If it wasn't expensive I'd probably be okay.

[Anonymous No.15158822]

i don't like cheese no thanks

[Anonymous No.15158824]

>>15158797
Happy
t. Southern American

[Anonymous No.15158827]

>>15158797
There could be more meat and I'm not sure about olives on a sandwich like that but overall it looks crunchy and juicy and filling

[Anonymous No.15158831]

>>15158812
Every I don't like is Reddit's fault.

[Anonymous No.15158852]

Nigga I'm so hungry I would add mayo vinegar oil and black pepper and fuckin smash that sammy

[Anonymous No.15158858]

>>15158831
feel defensive there my phoneposting friend?

[Anonymous No.15158870]

>>15158858
I think thick cheese is good, why would you ever want less cheese?

[Anonymous No.15158880]

>>15158797
I'd like it but with there was more meat and wish their was onions, otherwise, lettuce, tomato, and olives, and mayo is what I often eat

[Anonymous No.15158881]

>>15158870
for those two thick slices you should double the amount of meat on the sammy

[Anonymous No.15158917]

>>15158797
That's a ripoff amount of meat no matter how much you paid for it.

[Anonymous No.15158949]

>>15158797
The bread is shit, so the sandwich is shit.

[Anonymous No.15158953]

>>15158797
Craft T/10

[Anonymous No.15158955]

>>15158797
I'd throw it out because there's tomatoes and olives on it

[Anonymous No.15158960]

>>15158949
How can you tell?

[Anonymous No.15158971]

>over half of it is worthless vegetables
>tomato, fucking disgusting, also making everything soggy
>olives, just plain fucking disgusting
>bread is soggy
>pitiful amount of cheese
>pitiful amount of meat, which also has a cluster of insect eggs sticking to it
>no spices in sight

[Anonymous No.15158978]

>>15158797
looks good. i'd eat it and enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.15158982]

>>15158978
me too honestly anything coated with mayo

[Anonymous No.15158995]

>>15158797
I'd add dijon mustard. But other than that, it looks good.

[Anonymous No.15159002]

>>15158971
wow anon, you sound fucking autistic.

>t. legititmately diagnosed fucking autistic

[Anonymous No.15159007]

>>15158812
Do you just call random things reddit as some kind of lolsorandum thing or do you just have a weird addiction to going there and then telling everyone how much you hate it?

[Anonymous No.15159025]

Of course. It looks good and as long as the ingredients are decent quality I'm fine with it.

[Anonymous No.15159037]

>>15158797
Where’s the meat?

[Anonymous No.15159040]

>>15158971
>>15158955
>>15158812
>>15158809
If any of you have to opportunity to eat a garden fresh tomato you shouldn’t turn your nose up at it. Could change your life.

[Anonymous No.15159050]

>>15158797
take out those nasty black olives and we've got a good looking sandwich here

[Anonymous No.15159058]

>>15159040
my family has always grown tomatoes, while they taste much better i still don't like them. having GERD doesn't help matters. a home grown tomato slice after being patted with a clean paper towel so it isn't all fucking wet and soppy on a sandwich can be nice enough though.

[Anonymous No.15159063]

>>15159040
Tomatoes have their place and it's not sogging up sandwiches among other much more flavorful ingredients.

[Anonymous No.15159080]

>>15158971
kill yourself autist

[Anonymous No.15159095]

>>15158971
>cluster of insect eggs
you lost me here, but you make some good points otherwise

[Anonymous No.15159112]

>grossed out by tomatoes
Ahh, victims of the modern marketplace, I see. To truly appreciate something like a BLT you need to go pick up some warm heirlooms at a farmer's market in early August. Drive home, fry (or bake) up some thick-cut bacon, shred some lettuce, and toast some good quality bread. Buttered bread, thick sliced tomato, salt and pepper, bacon, shredded lettuce, and more buttered bread. Mayo if you want (I'm not a fan). Mustard if you must (I can do that sometimes).

You'd never go back. If there's one more lover letter I could write toward tomatoes, it's fresh cherry and pear tomatoes in a vibrant puttanesca. You'll wish they were season 12 months of the year once you use them right.

[Anonymous No.15159128]

>>15159112
we do things a little differently here in Ohio, chief

[Anonymous No.15159131]

>>15158812
And thin cheese is the 4channel choice I presume?

[Anonymous No.15159138]

>"Oh let's do things like they do out in Ohio!"
-said nobody ever

[Anonymous No.15159154]

>>15158812
>if I call something reddit that means I fit in right?????
go away
>>15158797
Looks good apart from the olives. I'd have it with some mayo and mustard, or just olive oil salt and pepper.

[Anonymous No.15159158]

>>15159112
>use good bread
I think someone who has to remind themselves to eat good food is probably not a trustworthy source on this or any other topic.

[Anonymous No.15159185]

>>15159128
>Ohio
Tomato sandwiches are southern, not Ohioan.

[Anonymous No.15159207]

>>15158797
why do americans do this?

[Anonymous No.15159226]

>>15159185
but i literally ate that in cleveland

[Anonymous No.15159313]

>>15159226
that's fine, but that doesn't make it an Ohio thing. fuck, Ohioans are desperate to call anything theirs. it's fucking bizarro world being stuck here for the next two years sometimes.

[Anonymous No.15159338]

>>15159313
did you get arrested for blowing a guy in public?
if not you can leave, we won't miss you.
shoo.

[Anonymous No.15159346]

>>15159313
>putting tomattas on toast is a regional specialty

youre like an italian at this point. ohio has great summertime produce, get over it

[Anonymous No.15159347]

>>15159338
Getting my PhD, can't just leave. I just find it really bizarre the shit Ohioans try to claim as theirs.

[Anonymous No.15159352]

>>15158797
depends on what I paid for it. it looks pretty meh, but it's what I'd expect if I got something cheap

[Anonymous No.15159366]

>>15159347
Case western? Or where? What do ohioans try to appropriate? I was born and raised there and people are pretty unanimously on the same page that ohio sucks

[Anonymous No.15159378]

>>15158797
A subway club?

[Anonymous No.15159403]

>>15159366
Everything from OMG MUH SQUARE CUT PIZZA to chili cheese coneys, frostys and fries and oversized hamburgers. Also seen them try and claim cheese filled burgers and fried ravioli for some reason. Ohio is the only place where I have been served "tacos" by people at parties where they didn't heat up the fucking shells twice and where they think it's a good idea to some reason crock pot ground beef/taco packet shit.

I did have my first weird corn cookie thing here which was surprisingly good. Ohio isn't as bad as people make it out to be, at least not the cities, the rest of it is probably ass. Plenty of good food in the cities though, just really weird what people try and pass off as quirky *~just Ohio! things~*

[Anonymous No.15159415]

>>15159128
ew what the fuck

[Anonymous No.15159426]

>>15159403
square cut pizza is detroit style. you sound like an assblasted coastie who cant accept the fact that we do things a little different here in ohio.

i lived in cleveland for 24 years and have literally never witnessed any of the things youre crying about. which uni do you go to?

Ohio is simply underwhelming as fuck. Not bad, not good, just purgatory. The people are generally decent, though.

[Anonymous No.15159432]

>>15159415
>sourdough toast
>mayo
>garlic salt
>pepper
>roadside august tomatoes
>pickle
>iced tea

it doesnt get any better than that tbqh

[Anonymous No.15159437]

>>15159378
Nah that has roast beef. Pic's the one with bologna in it.

[Anonymous No.15159439]

>>15158812
>thick reddit cheese

[Anonymous No.15159440]

>>15159426
not a coastie and not even assblasted, it's just bizarre, like i said. and yes, the point of pointing out square cut bullshit is because it ISN'T an Ohio thing. currently located in Columbus, Cleveland might be better since Cleveland actually has some culture.

[Anonymous No.15159457]

>>15159440
thats funny, i was driving to nashville from cleveland monday and stopped for the night in cbus. dont hate on white trash tacos, they are good. idk why your friend did the meat in a crockpot, maybe find better friends

[Anonymous No.15159459]

I would feel like subway seems to have started shilling on this board recently, I can tell its subway because the meat has that distinct not-fresh look

[Anonymous No.15159477]

>>15159457
i'm fine with white trash tacos, i just don't know why no one here fucking cooks the shells. the crockpot incident happened more at an event, the culprit there wasn't a friend. it's just bizarre shit. if you come back through Cbus try Belle's Bread. They have some really nice pastries, and if it suits you, the same strip mall has a pretty good japanese restaurant attached to a japanese grocer. they have some $5 bowls that are pretty filling and you can get a few for cheap and try different things. the pork cutlet is good. they also have a decent ramen and okonomiyaki. i suggest the mango mousse at Belle's.

[Anonymous No.15159489]

>>15159477
Roger that, bro. I spent many nights in my youth in columbus but that was exclusively for binge drinking and going to college parties/bars. Have not hung out there as an adult.

[Anonymous No.15159495]

>>15158812
>all those triggered reditors in the replies

[Anonymous No.15159499]

>>15159040
Tomatoes just have that combination of flavor and texture that I can't stomach on their own.
On things like burgers and sandwiches it's tolerable because it gives a welcome acidity to them.

[Anonymous No.15159513]

>>15159489
It seems like a decent place for the younger crowd. The most I do is maybe go to The Library semi close to the campus. Mostly just stick to my little neighborhood here, there's three dedicated bars on my section of Kenny Rd and I got rid of my car when I moved up here since the bus stop is a 5 minute walk max and takes me right to campus. I hope to make it up to Cleveland before I wrap up my PhD. Barberton chicken is fucking great and something I wish more folks in Ohio and beyond knew about. I hope Nashville wasn't as shitty as I remember, out of staters seem to like it but as an East Tennessean, I never saw the appeal.

[Anonymous No.15159529]

>>15158960
I can tell just by looking at it. It's shit-tier bread like the kind they sell at American supermarkets and 'sub' shops. Made quickly on an industrial scale.

[Anonymous No.15159544]

>>15159513
i live in nashville now and its bretty good except the coasties i moved away from are flocking here so itll be trash soon. cleveland is great in the summer desu, hop on a greyhound next year and do it up. make a thread about it and ill give ya some recs

[Anonymous No.15159546]

>>15159529
You’ve provided no evidence

[Anonymous No.15159555]

>>15158797
How much did I pay for it?

[Anonymous No.15159560]

>>15159555
$16.95 plus tax B)

[Anonymous No.15159562]

>>15159560
Then I would feel pretty bad and probably send it back for a refund.

[Anonymous No.15159566]

>>15159546
Look at the air pockets and crust.

[Anonymous No.15159583]

>>15159546
Pic related is what sandwich bread should look like.

[Anonymous No.15159587]

>>15159562
i bought a bag of coke last night for 100 dollarydoos that was mostly baking soda.. you cant win em all, bro.

[Anonymous No.15159599]

>>15158797
Toss the olives and add hot peppers. It's good to go otherwise.

[Anonymous No.15159607]

>>15159583
>SANDWICH BREAD CAN BE ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.15159617]

>>15159607
Filthy pleb detected.

[Anonymous No.15159633]

>>15159544
Nice! If you ever go out Gatlinburg ways, do the same and if I catch the thread I'll drop some tidbits. Hope you are enjoying Tennessee, hope to get placement there or at least in the general area soon. Sucks about the coasties.

[Anonymous No.15159704]

>>15158797
i'd take out the olives and enjoy it very much

[Anonymous No.15159710]

>>15158812
>thick reddit cheese

[Anonymous No.15159725]

>>15158797
>reddit: the sandwich

hard pass

[Anonymous No.15159739]

>>15158812
>thick reddit cheese that will stick to the roof or your mouth
kill yourself slowly cheese jew

[Anonymous No.15159743]

The assembly needs work. Cut the bread in half properly.
Then layer it so you get even amounts of ingredients in every bite
It's too wet. Go a little easier on the mayo. Make sure the lettuce is dry. Cut the tomatoes way thinner so that most of the water stays on the cutting board.
Cut up those olives. They make the sandwich saltier, but that's shit if you have 3 spots where the sandwich is super salty and no saltiness anywhere else.

[Anonymous No.15159790]

>>15158812
come on now

[Anonymous No.15159795]

>>15159617
Appreciating variety is the very definition of sophistication, caveman.

[Anonymous No.15159804]

>>15159795
It's not about 'variety'. There are thousands of breads that would work equally well. The problem is that the 'bread' in the OP isn't bread at all.

[Anonymous No.15159830]

>>15159804
You’ve shown no evidence

[Anonymous No.15159839]

>>15158797
>cheese
cringe
>tomato
cringe
>mayonnaise
cringe
>not toasted?
cringe
>no pickles/banana peppers?
cringe
>no mustard
cringe

[Anonymous No.15159894]

>>15159830
See the most recent edition of Le Journal de Boulangerie.

[Anonymous No.15159903]

>>15159894
You’re going to have to do better than that

[Anonymous No.15160243]

>>15159432
Growing up my momma grew tomatoes.
>August morning wake up
>Cut the lawn before the heat comes
>Grab a plump tomato off the vine
>Smells amazing/natural so different than store tomatoes
>Toast some bread,
>Salt, mayo, little bit of pepper.
Munch that fucker and head to the lake. Such a nostalgic sandwhich for me. I would say it's my favourite and I fuck with all types of sandwhiches.

My girl makes fun of me because everytime I cook I through a trillion ingredients into it. Except for this, I am an absolute purist. You need good tomatoes though

[Anonymous No.15160252]

>>15158797
awesome. olives are always a nice touch.

[Anonymous No.15160255]

>>15160243
Throw not through, sorry everyone I'm an idiot

[Anonymous No.15160293]

>>15160243
i can literally feel that greentext. damn i want one but cant wait EIGHT months

[Anonymous No.15160332]

>>15160293
I know right, during these months I settle for the egg breakfast sandwhich. I just can't make it with grocery store tomatoes. Sometimes I'll give them a smell and they trick me. Smells like real tomato vine. Take a bite, nope still just bland ass watermelon rind bullshit. I was spoiled by delicious tomatoes at an early age.

[Anonymous No.15160510]

>>15158797
I'd pick out the olives first.

[Anonymous No.15160707]

>>15159007
Lol yeah

[Anonymous No.15160872]

>>15158831
>summer

[Anonymous No.15160879]

>>15158812
>reddit cheese

[Anonymous No.15160887]

>>15158797
I would feel like I just went to Subway, and ordered the cold cut cheapo sammy, and I'm OK with that

[Anonymous No.15160889]

>>15158797
I said no olives

[Anonymous No.15160891]

>>15158797
take out the iceburg, replace is with spinach. take out the tomato because fuck that. take out the mayo. add raw green peppers and onions. apply delicious vinegar based sub sauce.

viola

[Anonymous No.15161138]

>>15158797
>processed meat
Nah

[Anonymous No.15161189]

>>15160879
could you imagine trying to explain what that meant to a normie?

>thick reddit cheese

lmao

[Anonymous No.15161935]

>>15158797
I'd be happy and eat that shit up.

[Anonymous No.15161959]

>>15160891
Nailed it. A little salt and pepper, maybe some oregano if I'm feeling cheeky.

[Anonymous No.15162124]

Not a bad looking sub the the price point is still always the final deciding factor. Also a lot of people get meals with a side and large drink and treat that as the price of the sandwich, it is not. It is the secret trick of charging people a lot for a few cents of soda and such to make a "meal" where most stores make their money.

[Anonymous No.15162179]

>>15159095

I think he's talking about that orange bit on the right end of the meat. I have no idea what that is.

[Anonymous No.15162339]

>>15159583
that's a Panino. Sandwich should be sliced bread.

[Anonymous No.15162347]

>>15158797
I'd moonch

[Anonymous No.15162349]

>>15162339
False.

[Anonymous No.15162405]

I don't like that it's Subway, but feel I'd eat anyway.

[Anonymous No.15162440]

I feel like I'd cut the roof of my mouth on the crust of the baguette but it's got a good filling.

[Anonymous No.15162456]

Why do so many people hate tomato? It's good on sandwiches and great in salads

[Anonymous No.15162465]

>>15162456
Because there are a lot of really boring tomatoes around when out of season, is my guess.

[Anonymous No.15162679]

>>15158797
Pretty ok

[Anonymous No.15162688]

>>15158812
>thick reddit cheese
anon I think it's time to go outside

[Anonymous No.15162693]

>>15158827
>>15158880
>>15158881
>>15158917
>>15159037

Confirmed Americans

[Anonymous No.15162828]

>>15159128
this is blasphemous. crawl back to the netherworld hellspawn

[Anonymous No.15162852]

the tomato on sandwich meme needs to end
>lol so colorful and healthy xd

[Anonymous No.15162858]

>>15162456
A lot of grocery store tomatoes can be bland tasting and too watery

[Anonymous No.15163049]

>How would you feel about being served this sandwich?
"Fucking coworkers wanted Jimmy John's again."

[Anonymous No.15163060]

>>15159063
Tomato juice mixing with the mayo of a sandwich is one of the prime reasons to even eat a sandwich in the first place

[Anonymous No.15163064]

>>15158797
Looks like something I would get at a corner store when I was a kid. Not bad but not great

[Anonymous No.15163067]

that sandwhich looks perfect in every way.

[Anonymous No.15163074]

When I go to the beach, I'm never hungry, because of all the sand which is there.

[Anonymous No.15163086]

>>15163074
Are you proud of yourself, anon?

[Anonymous No.15163093]

>>15163086
Honestly yeah.

[Anonymous No.15163095]

>>15158797
Looks decent enough to me.

[Anonymous No.15164330]

>>15163074

[Anonymous No.15164725]

>>15158797
That is a sandwich from Subway
I can tell by the pixels

[Anonymous No.15164763]

>>15158812
I like Reddit cheese.

[Anonymous No.15165035]

>>15162179
if there's pastrami or corned beef in there it might be half a clove or something

[Anonymous No.15165042]

>>15158812
based
include me in the screencap

[Anonymous No.15165044]

>>15163074
based

[Anonymous No.15165102]

about to have a publix boar's head ultimate sub soon and it will have tomatoes and reddit cheese

[Anonymous No.15165127]

>>15158812
>thick Reddit cheese
What did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.15165155]

>>15158812
>>thick reddit cheese
get off this website man

[Anonymous No.15165214]

>>15158812
>thick reddit cheese

[Anonymous No.15165226]

Is a somebody not liking tomato the ultimate sign of an adult baby?

[Anonymous No.15165232]

>>15165226
If they don’t like real fresh tomatoes from the garden then they are an adult child. It’s ok to not like shitty tomatoes though from fast food places desu

[Anonymous No.15165274]

>>15165226
These are the same kind of morons that don't like tomatoes but will drench everything in ketchup.

[Anonymous No.15165291]

>>15158797
>>15158797
I would eat it and say thank you.
Have you no manners anon?

[Anonymous No.15165321]

>>15165102
Based. Make sure you get the Boars Head garlic pickles. so fucking good.

[Anonymous No.15165415]

>>15158797
not bad but fuck olives
and I could make that at home so it better be free

[Anonymous No.15166668]

>>15158797
i asked for no olives or tomatoes and extra pickles and onions.

[Anonymous No.15167016]

>>15158812
the virgin reddit cheese vs the chad 4chan cheese

[Anonymous No.15167863]

cheese too thick, white cheddar is also shit
olives are disgusting
tomatoes are gross especially in sandwiches
the bread looks okay

[Anonymous No.15167870]

>>15158797
Add some red onions and it's pretty solid.

[Anonymous No.15167873]

>>15159007
What a reddit post.

[Anonymous No.15167952]

>>15158797
fuck olives

[Anonymous No.15167962]

>>15158797

Needs twice as much meat and more oil. Otherwise fine.

[Anonymous No.15168108]

>>15165226
I consider it on the same level as not liking mushrooms or olives

[Anonymous No.15168173]

>>15158797
Why is everything crowded on the right? That's my only question sandwich looks good but is uneven

[Anonymous No.15168820]

>>15158797
I wanna get served a giant cock

[Anonymous No.15170770]

>>15165226
The only person I've ever met who hates tomatoes is an obese antifa manchild who lives with his parents, if that means anything.

[Anonymous No.15170954]

>>15165042