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>turn 30
>instantly become lactose intolerant

>> No.15155154
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>>15155133
>Turn 30
>Can no longer slam beers and pound queers the way you used to

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>turn 30
>instantly become an alcoholic

>> No.15155165

>>15155133
>turn 30
>next day can't eat any Taco Bell without instanly blowing up the toliet
>day before was fine but now firesauce ends by b hole
>some how now only like budlight or "buddies" as I call em

>> No.15155169

>>15155133
>turn 30
>sexually experiment with bicurious friend, end up drawing eyes on his foreskin like a frog then blowing air into it so it looks like a frog croaking.

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>>15155133
>turn 30
>women start flirting with me

>> No.15155191

>turn thirty
>find out what heartburn feels like

>> No.15155194

>>15155180
noticed this too
>turn 30
>women at bars in their mid 20's flirt with me like never before
>don't even think I'm doing anything different