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>Hey bro, can you make me some cereal?

>Sure thing bro, just lemme zap in the microwave for a couple seconds here-

What are some /ck/ related red-flags that made you stop being friends with someone?

>> No.15150920

Ranch dressing. I've seen two people soak pieces of pizza in ranch dressing. Years later and both of them turned out to be insane.

>> No.15150922

>>15150920
I have a buddy that does that, he did meth for 30 years.

>> No.15150925

Had a friend once ring me up and ask how to cook a sausage

>> No.15150948

>>15150920
When I was a kid I bought into the Ranch meme, can't stand it now. The seasoning on snack foods is pretty good though.

Now it's blue cheese or go home.

>> No.15150979

>>15150920
my roommate does this and I gave him shit for it for about a year any time I saw it I'd do the rough math on the amount of calories he's consuming in ranch dressing alone, and it usually more than doubled the amount of calories he was eating.

>> No.15150994

A roommate once tapped me on the shoulder to advise me to break the pasta I was making, because it would make it boil faster and thus be tastier.

>> No.15151030

>>15150920
I'm Danish and have never had ranch dressing. Kinda been thinking I might get some online just to see what it's like.

>> No.15151045

>>15151030
it's like cold cum but a little less viscous.
idk if you know what that tastes like but I hope it helps

>> No.15151046

>>15151030
Its honestly, truly disgusting. Don't waste your money.

>> No.15151058

>>15151045
>>15151046
Two completely opposite answers. Fucking /ck/, man.

>> No.15151064

>>15150875
>What are some /ck/ related red-flags that made you stop being friends with someone?

Being a judgmental faggot like OP.

>"Sure thing bro, just lemme zap in the microwave for a couple seconds here"

What, you eat your cereal raw, just because some memesters on /ck/ told you that rare cereal is more patrician? Have you seen the sanitary conditions in the General Mills factory? Do you want to get Cap'n Crunch Disease?

>> No.15151082

>>15151064
>raw
>rare

Make up your mind you schizo faggot

>> No.15151749
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15151749

>hey friend!
>Thanks for having me for dinner friend!
>No problem bro, I got us some ribeye that I'm grilling for us.
>Fuck ya, I love me some ribeye!
>Should be done in about 10 min
>Cool... You got any ketchup?

>> No.15152767

>>15150875
some cereals are better warmed
>>15150994
theres nothing wrong with breaking pasta its just italian autism

>> No.15152797

>>15151749
>rib eye
>10 mins
Both of you expressed warning signs

>> No.15152806

>>15152797
Fatty cuts of meat are way tastier when they are medium. Eating rare fat is disgusting

>> No.15152816

>>15152806
filtered I hope I never meat you you stupid fuck

>> No.15152820

>>15151064
>Have you seen the sanitary conditions in the General Mills factory
That's why you wash it first retard

>> No.15152825

>>15152816
That’s hilarious because I actually cook professionally and you just post on a meme board about it
Go look up how Thomas Keller serves rib eyes and prime ribs

>> No.15152828

>>15152825
>I actually cook professionally
Lol we have another millionaire wendys chef here fuck off and go back to /pol/

>> No.15152841

My ex was from Europe and would eat pizza and bagels with a knife and fork. I didn't break up with her over it but I busted her balls a bunch

>> No.15152859

>>15151030
It tastes like garlic and dill. Some of them are oil emulsions like mayo, some are buttermilk or sour cream base. The dairy base ones are thicker and usually used as dips. The oil emulsion base is usually seen on salads, but fat people pour it on their fat people food. There are dry spice packets out there you can buy and mix into your own base.

>> No.15152939

>>15152841

Americans.... the saddest state of humanity.

>> No.15153438

>>15152828
this board is worse than /mu/ sometimes kek. a medium steak is still amazing, faggot. anything beyond i'd agree with you on.

>> No.15153481

>>15152841
>her
>balls
He'll never be a woman