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// T minus one day //
T minus one day?
T minus one day!

Prepare your taste buds!

>> No.15146973

0.01 cents have been deposited in to your PayPal account, thank you for promoting the brand on [4channel]

>> No.15146985

>>15146966
why December 2nd, and not the 1st?

>> No.15146999

>>15146985
So you can wake up, zoom call your famsquad, and announce "It is Wednesday my dudes!" before you all meet at Mickey Deez Nuts for those good good bebe-cue smiches.

>> No.15147001

>>15146966
My newborn baby sister was killed by a swarm of paper wasps. I don't think I'll be able to enjoy the McRib.

>> No.15147019
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>>15146966
Those McRibs finna bouta get dabbed on! #Barbecuties

>> No.15147031

>>15147001
>My newborn baby sister was killed by a swarm of paper wasps. I don't think I'll be able to enjoy the McRib.
It sounds like you deserve a break today, at McDonalds!

>> No.15147130

>>15146966
why would I want to eat clown pressed ham?
how can I take this place serious when they insist that ronald actually exists?

>> No.15147137
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>>15147130
>they insist that ronald actually exists?
He's right there, dumbie

>> No.15147148

>>15146966
Ronald McDonald is an antisemitic bigot piece of shit rancid racist.

>> No.15147156

>>15147137
https://youtu.be/5LsbKq_-oEQ

>> No.15147158

>>15146966
>>15147019
How many McRibs you bros getting? I'm thinking maybe 4 and a 40oz sounds about right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOOhBeewUOE

>> No.15147201
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>>15147158
I'll start with 2 McRibs, 2 fries, and 2 large Dr Peppers. I'm going to eat it slow so I can enjoy it. Wait ... did he just eat that McRib from the side? REEEEEEE!

>> No.15147212

I'll have, uh, two McRibs, make them both doubles, 2 small fries, some pepper, a holiday pie and uh a large Diet Dr Pepper.

>> No.15147214

>>15147158
RIP Tiny Tim.

>> No.15147220

>>15146966
>McRib
>no ribs
Why is this allowed

>> No.15147250

>>15147220
They are literally ribs dumbass

>> No.15147297

the McRib is worse than most of my old school lunches. I think it's the bun that turns me off

>> No.15147443

>>15147212
>two McRibs, make them both doubles
i-is that possible?

>> No.15148513

I dunno wtf you talking about, I can get a mcrib right now.

>> No.15148518
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>>15148513
Forgot muh pic. I might order one later

>> No.15148813

>>15146966
Plebs, I can get one today and it's still November.
Feels good being the envy of /ck/

>> No.15148912

>>15148813
I can see why it would appeal to Germanic barbarians since they have no BBQ, but what I fail to comprehend is why any of my fellow Amerilards, who can grab a slab of real BBQ pork ribs anywhere, would deign to ingest that monstrosity of ground pig anuses moulded into the shape of deboned ribs, slathered in a sickly sweet HFCS chemical concoction. Baffling!

>> No.15148927

>>15148912
This

>> No.15148934

1 McRib with enough pickles to choke a horse.

>> No.15149419

>>15148518
it expires today and its not even available until tomorrow. you just got PUNKED

>> No.15149854

>>15149419
I'm gonna order and report back.

>> No.15149864

>>15149854
The app said the item is unavailable :(

>> No.15149944

>>15146999
this is some next level shit haha

>> No.15150394

They don't sell them in Canada, what am I missing out on?

They look weird and gross.

>> No.15150574

>>15147201
RIP

>> No.15150603

>>15150394
I'm in Canada and they were year round available here. Never had one and dont know anyone who has. Heard they are nasty... I found McDonald's food is incredibly bland and feels like plastic in my gut so I dont go there

>> No.15150622

>>15147031

Ba-ba-ba-buh-ba

>> No.15150629

>>15147297

You. Are. A. Faggot. The bun is probably the best part

>> No.15150672
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>>15146966
Godspeed McRib fans. Godspeed!

>> No.15150676

>>15146966
OP voted for Biden

>> No.15150686

>>15150394
I order them every time they become available and every time they taste like ass. You aren't missing out on anything and I have no idea why people meme this as a good tasting food. It is probably seasonal because they probably can only get people to buy this shit if they discontinue it long enough for people to forget how bad it tastes.

>> No.15150692
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15150692

I ate a McRib in 2008 and it gave me horrifying farts that were so rancid my girlfriend started crying.

>> No.15150701

>>15150692
Is it possible to learn this power?

>> No.15150732

>>15147158
What? No fries to go with your meal? No 'Hot Apple Pie' for desert? Must be on a diet. Seriously though, when he let out that final belch....I was hoping a fountain of McRib and Colt 45 (does it every time) vomit would spew from his mouth. That would have been really based!

>> No.15150889

>>15150692
based

>> No.15151831

>>15148912
It tastes good that's why.

>> No.15152136
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I doing this but with my pubic region

>> No.15152162

>>15146966
You get very excited about junk food don’t you, anon?

>> No.15152248

T minus 0 days, 23 hours, 45 minutes!!!

>>15149864
:(

>> No.15152282

>>15150701
Not from a Jedi.

>> No.15152297
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>>15150692
>so i killed her.jpg

>> No.15152781
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15152781

I prefer teh Big Mac at McDonald’s

>> No.15152796

>McDs in my area have had their “McRib is back!” signs and posters up since saturday
>Too afraid to go there and ask for lest I get embarrassed when they tell me they dont actually have it until tomorrow

>> No.15152808

>>15152796
You can try ordering it on the app.

>> No.15152814

>>15152808
Couldnt find it on the app

>> No.15152819

>>15146966
you can get the same quality sammich for a dollar at the dollar tree, but I'll still get a 2 for 5 for nostalgia

>> No.15152824

when it's not back where does it go

>> No.15152870

>>15147031
>>15150622
kek

>> No.15152893

>>15152819
the frozen ones aren’t good, the texture is always disgusting and nothing like a mcrib

>> No.15152913

>>15152824
To the Island of Misfit Food Items.

>> No.15152919
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15152919

i used to eat these fairly often. used to have boxes at sam’s club

>> No.15153176

>>15152919
I did too until I bot down on some bone chunks.

>> No.15153339

Am I the only one that's super excited to try one of these with bacon?

>> No.15153362

I preorderd mine on the app I can go get it at midnight

>> No.15153440

>>15153339
I'd love to but last I remember McDonald's is stingy with it it's like a 2 dollar upcharge.

>> No.15153569

>>15153440
If I was a famous Basketball American I would partner with McD's to make a mc rib with bacon meal. It'd also come with an Apple pie and cost $6. The drive thrus would be backed up all winter.

>> No.15153649

>>15153569
Make these dreams a reality. Please, for us.

>> No.15155081

Rib it up!

>> No.15155088

>>15153339
I want to feed a pig a McRib with bacon.

>> No.15155106

>>15150686
>I order them every time they become available and every time they taste like ass.
I thought I was the only one who did this. Same with Wienerschnitzel. Shit sounds great, and every time I'm disappointed as fuck.

I'll still probably get two and chow down on them this week, for some reason.

>> No.15155340
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15155340

It knows !

>> No.15155539

>>15152781
>BREAD BREAD BREAD

>> No.15157040
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>> No.15157067

>>15150692
Underrated

>> No.15157506

Got your rib on yet?

>> No.15157529

>>15150692
>>15157067
overrated

>> No.15158247

>>15157529
kys

>> No.15159797

>>15146999
cringe

>> No.15159809

>>15150732
You're describing this like fetish porn, anon. Too much furaffinity and /trash/ lately?

>> No.15160053

Does anyone else here think of that Krusty's sandwich from the Simpson's episode when you see this?

>> No.15160193

>>15146966
I just ate two, bros.
It's like GOD just came in my mouth.
God Bless America.

>> No.15160250

>>15150692
Hey bro. This is a great post. Thank you.

>> No.15160262
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15160262

I cant believe I let you goobers trick me into buying something again!
Look at this shit! It sucks

>> No.15160371

>>15160262
fucking die die fuck you i hope you die retarded nigger fuck you die die die die die die fuck you bc rib based

>> No.15160491

>>15160371
IT DOESN'T EVEN FIT IN THE BUN, LOOK AT THAT SHIT

>> No.15160530

>>15160262
>minced onion on the mcrib

The people who work at your McDonalds are retarded, the onions aren't supposed to be minced. It still looks delicious as fuck, tho, and you are a faggot.

Also I wonder if more people would eat the McRib if it was wrapped in paper. It is very messy to eat.

>> No.15160535

>>15160491
die die die die you dont even fit into society retarded nigger

>> No.15160553

>>15160535
now you've gone and done it
I'll see you by the swing set at 3:15 BE THERE!

>> No.15160555

>>15160262
Did it taste well? Or was it looks like shit taste like shit?

>> No.15160588

>>15160555
the sauce wasn't like the nugget bbq sauce, it was less sweet, more acidic, I didn't care for it

>> No.15160605

>>15160553 jo
fuck off i work a software engineering job, i dont have the time to deal with preparing, cooking and cleaning, i want the mcrib, my wife doesn't care about anything I make because I'm not consistent. i cook every day for my wife and she just thinks of all my food as "eh".

>> No.15160626

You know, eating the McRib made me happy. It wasn't just the McRib but the Hi-C orange. They stopped service the orange Hi-C years ago and McDonalds was the only place you could get it. Apparently now they will give it to you if you order through the app, which is bizarre.

At any rate the return of these two items made me so happy. Made the world feel like a slightly less depressing place.

>> No.15160644

>>15160605
you're not getting out of it that easy! prepare for a bullying like you've never seen

I suggest you stretch out the elastic in your underwear because that's going over your head!

>> No.15160658

>>15160644
die you fucking ai robot shitposter

>> No.15162241

Had it. Got a combo with it. It was alright but holy shit the fries were salty. It was the first time I had Mcdonalds in several months and last for a while but I wanted to get it for the mcrib. Simple as

>> No.15162890

They were sold out. SOLD OUT!

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

>> No.15163143

>>15160262
Those are the wrong onions and that's more BBQ sauce that I had on mine. Who made that McRib... did you go to a black neighborhood?

>> No.15163333
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15163333

Give it to me straight bros... is it good?

>> No.15163457

>>15163333
I mean if you like Kraft grade BBQ sauce and rib patties it's not a bad sandwich once in a while.

>> No.15163937

It tastes like cafeteria food, was not disappointed