/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15145241]

>redditors find this appealing
at least i know /ck/ doesnt

[Anonymous No.15145246]

>>15145241
I do

[Anonymous No.15145251]

I don't want to eat the whole thing but you're a lying faggot or a vegan if you don't want to take one bite of meat and cheese

[Anonymous No.15145254]

why are you letting reddit live in your head

[Anonymous No.15145268]

>>15145241
Why do they always make them messy like this? Fuck, it's annoying. I love burgers but fuck making your face all messy for some "food porn" bullshit.

[Anonymous No.15145291]

>burger with no lettuce, pickles or onions
The texture must be mushy as hell, no fucking thanks.

[Anonymous No.15145328]

>>15145291
>lettuce, pickles
horrible taste there, kiddo

[Anonymous No.15145334]

>>15145268
sloppa

[Anonymous No.15145337]

>>15145328
>no i HATE green stuff!
said the kiddo

[Anonymous No.15145341]

>>15145251
a bit of meat and cheese tastes good but a shit shit load of mayo and cheese on top of meat is kinda revolting. the fucking mayo in that pic is like an inch thick.

[Anonymous No.15145367]

>>15145328
>horrible taste there, kiddo
Nice projection anon

[Anonymous No.15145385]

>>15145241
It's literally just a Big Mac with the vegetables removed and with added nuggets. How is this reddit?

[Anonymous No.15145390]

>>15145385
>actually knowing the name of sloppa
as bad as when a coomer identifies some whore that gets posted on this site

[Anonymous No.15145401]

>>15145241
Take the bun away add a few potatoes and it's the gravy of all. It like molkstaat dinner but no blood sauce

[Anonymous No.15145408]

>>15145390
>sloppa
>coomer
Are you okay anon, are you having a stroke?

[Anonymous No.15145409]

>>15145241
I'd slam

[Anonymous No.15145429]

>>15145385
>It's literally just a Big Mac with the vegetables removed
It's not though. Those are quarter pounder patties which are larger than Big Mac patties. There are three patties whereas a Big Mac only has 2. No middle bun. Furthermore, there is ketchup under the top bun, which does not come on a Big Mac

[Anonymous No.15145936]

>>15145241
Guess I'm a redditor because I'd eat the fuck out of that.

Also American, if that means anything

[Anonymous No.15145940]

>>15145241
Too much sauce. One too many patties. Are those nuggets? Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.15147242]

>>15145241
>>15145334
>sloppy fucking mess

[Anonymous No.15147256]

I could eat two of those easily. In other possibly related news I absolutely hate myself.

[Anonymous No.15147267]

>>15145241
Jesus that doesn't look too appetizing.

[Anonymous No.15147283]

>>15145268
Instagram food. Its made to have pictures taken of it, not eaten.

[Anonymous No.15147373]

I've always found (ground beef) burgers disgusting
Or really ground beef in general

[Anonymous No.15147379]

>>15145241
replace the tots with jalapeno poppers and that'll be my monthly burger
t. heart patient

[Anonymous No.15147382]

Looks pretty tasty

[Anonymous No.15147386]

>>15145328
>I ATE AN UNFRIED VEGETABLE, CALL A MEDIC

[Anonymous No.15147759]

>>15145241
It looks like it would be pretty tasty for a handful of bites, and then when you wake up the next day you can stumble over to the unrefrigerated takeout box you can tear a few more pieces off the burger for quick sustenance.

[Anonymous No.15147988]

>>15145241
The problem I see is that the meat looks really dry

[Anonymous No.15148365]

>>15145241
That looks foul.

Burgers should be balanced.

[Anonymous No.15148461]

>>15145241
too much of everything. Moderation is satisfaction, balance gives an excess of good taste.

[Anonymous No.15148635]

>>15145241
Tall burgers incite my autism

[Anonymous No.15148644]

>>15145241
I would eat this harder than I’d eat Taylor Swift’s asshole

[Anonymous No.15148645]

>>15147386
What the fuck is an unrefined vegetable? Kill yourself, my man.

[Anonymous No.15148667]

>>15145241
You need produce to cut through all that fat.

[Anonymous No.15148938]

>>15145241
Jesus, altough I dont eat meat anymore, I still would enjoy it, but that shit looks horrid. Nauseating. Give me a simple burger, or even chicken nuggers with BBQ.

[Anonymous No.15149037]

>>15145241
>poultry and beef on same sandwich
>too tall to eat comfortably
>bizarre, uncalculated proportions of ingredients
>likely not even legal cheese
>not a fresh vegetable in site

this hurts my chest

[Anonymous No.15149086]

>>15145241
Yeah this looks like absolute shit. To make it even worse, it was assembled so haphazardly and there's cheese and sauce spilling everywhere. I'd eat it if it were less sloppy and there was something other than fat, grease, and meat on it.

[Anonymous No.15149105]

I just got Mexican but was totally craving a burger. I'd eat the fuck out of that.

[Anonymous No.15149114]

>>15145268
>>15145334
some burgers are just shaped that way. it doesn't mean that it isn't as good as simpler burgers that look more plain. you shouldn't be so judgey

[Anonymous No.15149120]

>>15145241
If you unironically would eat this you need to remove yourself from the gene pool

[Anonymous No.15149138]

>>15145390
>the name of sloppa
not sure why I find this phrase funny

[Anonymous No.15149238]

>>15145241
>those chicken nuggets could have been dipped in ketchup
why would redditors do such foul things to innocent tendies

[Anonymous No.15149344]

>>15149037
>cheese
>illegal

What kind of backwards ass European cheese license havin ass country do you live in?

[Anonymous No.15149738]

>>15148645
>i pretended to misunderstand a word its funay

[Anonymous No.15149740]

>>15145390
>sloppa
>do I fit in yet /ck/ I use your meme word

[Anonymous No.15149781]

>>15149344
i think this has to do with cheese products having to have a certain amount of actual cheese in them, otherwise having to be called "cheese products" cuz the law says so
t. adam ragusea video

[Anonymous No.15149787]

>>15149781
sorry i dont even know what t. means, but its not "source"

[Anonymous No.15149789]

>>15145241
Honestly looks aside, anything more than a single patty really isn't that good.
1 patty is good, you keep the flavor and the condiments compliment the patty.
2 patties the meat starts to become overpowering, you can add extra shit to it, but its just too bulky and the meat floods your mouth.

Single patty burgers are the best.

[Anonymous No.15149840]

>>15149344
They call the yellow stuff on that burger cheese but it's likely not actual cheese

[Anonymous No.15149981]

>>15145241
>doesn't like something
>"hurr durr that's a reddit thing durrrrr"

[Anonymous No.15150545]

>>15145241
even fucking burger king double whopper makes me feel like I'm about to fucking die for a few hours

[Anonymous No.15150562]

>>15145328
Based.
>>15145337
>>15145367
>>15147386
Cringe.

[Anonymous No.15150637]

>>15149037
>illegal cheese
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/aug/18/russia-cheese-ban-gang-uncovered-arrests-moscow

[Anonymous No.15150645]

>>15145241
If vaginas were this delicious I wouldn't be so gay.

p.s. I want to fuck that burg

[Anonymous No.15151667]

>>15145268
>He doesn't eat his burgers with a knife and fork
I shiggy diggy

[Anonymous No.15151685]

>>15150637
Canadians know the perils of illegal cheese.

[Anonymous No.15151716]

>>15145241
If it was one patty instead of 3 it'd be alright. I don't see the appeal of things I can't physically take a bite of.

[Anonymous No.15151717]

>>15145241
>Reddit is one person

[Anonymous No.15151718]

A good burger is wider than it is tall.

[Anonymous No.15152269]

>>15151685
"I'm sorry, officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that."

[Anonymous No.15152299]

>>15145429
well you're life is complete now
you can kill yourself

[Anonymous No.15152307]

>>15145241
Drop the Mcnuggets and halve the amount of sauce and I'm game

[Anonymous No.15152323]

>>15145241
I'd try it once, but in all honesty it looks more like a fun novelty than something I'd want to eat on the regular.

Plus that's probably an entire day's worth of calories.

[Anonymous No.15152342]

>>15145241
This would be better if you remove 1 patty and a bit of the sauce. You're gonna feel bloated for the rest of the day still but I would eat it.

[Anonymous No.15152389]

Saturated colors, saturated fats, saturated oils.

[Anonymous No.15152448]

>>15149238
>Not sweet and sour
Ketchup dippers get the rope too

[Anonymous No.15152542]

[Anonymous No.15152546]

>>15149840
McDonalds uses real cheddar in Europe and some kind of artifical cheese-like poison in America. Americans literally unironically get inferior version of their own food and they also have to tip.

[Anonymous No.15152566]

>>15152546
>McDonalds uses real cheddar in Europe
Do they fuck

[Anonymous No.15152581]

Greasy fried foods have become less and less appealing as I've gotten older.

[Anonymous No.15152589]

>>15152566
Europeans do not do anything so vulgar

[Anonymous No.15152596]

>>15152589
Stop LARPing, it's embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for you.

[Anonymous No.15152667]

you've probably heard how chef's gauge a new cook by how well they cook simple eggs, well there's a similar test I like to use about someone's taste in food and that is if they think toppings make a burger good. or, even simpler, if they like Five Guys. a good burger is all about the meat and how it's cooked. Five Guys suck ass at this, Wendy's is far better but they don't have a memeu of shit to pile on and "customize" with so plebs will disagree. on that blessed day when they stand in front of The Burger and ask to be let in, The Burger will say "I never knew you." there's still time, plebs.

[Anonymous No.15152702]

>>15151685
>good day to you, eh! you got a license for that there cheese, friend?

[Anonymous No.15153047]

>>15145241
Anyone who would unironically choose not to eat this is a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.15153094]

>>15153047
That or they're a fatass who thinks more the more calories something has, the unhealthier it is, because that's basically how it works for their damaged bodies.

[Anonymous No.15153158]

>>15148635
bet they do short c*nadian

[Anonymous No.15153230]

>>15147386
>>15145367
>>15145337
>>15145328
>>15145291
>>15148645
>>15149738
>Kiddo
>Projection
>Call a medic
>No fucking thanks
>My man
>funay

[Anonymous No.15153593]

>>15153230
remain upset

[Anonymous No.15153615]

>>15145241
You are right, I don't find that appealing. I hate having multiple patties, it just signals that the restaurant is using some frozen prefabricated shit instead of making their patties in house. If a burger needs more meat then make a bigger patty. There is also way too much sauce on that shit. I dunno what that fried shit is on the top, but if it is chicken nuggets it can fuck right off. Tater tots or battered japalenos I am willing to give a try.

[Anonymous No.15153626]

>>15153230
does anyone else feel like there's one guy on a shitposting spree today making gay posts like this in every thread

[Anonymous No.15153638]

>>15145241
I am not sure how I would bite withoun't covering my face is the sauce, but I would enjoy the taste of it.

The fuck is wrong with people wanting oversized toppings with that tiny little bread? The whole thing is going to fall apart! Either use a bigger bread or make a smaller burguer!

[Anonymous No.15153776]

>>15153626
>Gay posting spree
as opposed to the two guys fighting over burger condiments?

[Anonymous No.15154492]

>>15153776
>two guys fighting over burger condiments?
The nore likely scenario, but you can tell when it's the same poster sometimes

[Anonymous No.15154495]

Fuck that looks good.

[Anonymous No.15154504]

>>15147379
LOL, me too! Be still my beating heart, I'll get you some grub soon!

[Anonymous No.15155446]

>>15145241
Why do you think they're always gaping their mouths? To stretch their mouth so they can take bites out of messy oversized burgers.

[Anonymous No.15155466]

>>15152448
>muh corn syrup and vinegar

[Anonymous No.15155709]

>>15145254
no one on this website will answer this and you and i both know why, anon

[Anonymous No.15157715]

>>15145241
I'm sure it taste good but it would be even better by ditching the nuggets, or the beef for that matter.
They're too competiting favours that are good separately but get worst, not better, when you mix them

[Anonymous No.15157724]

>>15145241
>mixing different meats
I dont know about that

Also theres so much sauce on it, the burger wont taste like anything else.

[Anonymous No.15157810]

Instagram is obsessed with putting chocolate or peanut butter on burgers for some reason

[Anonymous No.15157915]

>>15157810
Comments and reactions are the why. People think about and comment cause burger and hoclare is weird opposite to peanut hutter and chocolate is ok. Tge reactions create chain reaction then they share because its lol so weird guys that will taste good haha stuff, after that its meme so everyone does it same with johnny depp video of cutting meat and everyone copies. They're in on it that true but it's all the same but repeats so you know it's what is expected, hard but it has to

[Anonymous No.15157924]

>>15145341
It’s not mayo you fucking retard it’s Big Mac™ sauce

[Anonymous No.15158244]

>>15149789
This. There is such a thing as too much meat

[Anonymous No.15158289]

>>15145341
Tastes amazing, but it literally makes me sick later. I've learned to share this ultra fatty meals with a friend or my sister.

[Anonymous No.15158290]

>>15145241
If I were hungry I would really crave something like that
But that said, you're a gigantic faggot if you think """gross""" looking food is bad. Not everything has to be instagram bait to be good. There's a time and place for a nice sloppy burger

[Anonymous No.15158293]

>>15145241
looks pretty good to me


>t. gay redditor

[Anonymous No.15158301]

>>15152546
first of all
>obsessed
second, people do like American cheese here but no one literally thinks that it's cheese. It provides good texture on burgers

[Anonymous No.15158901]

>>15145241
>I need to hate myself today alittle bit less sandwhich.

[Anonymous No.15158943]

>>15145241
Iean I might try it once if I'm hungry and don't actually have to make it myself, but I dont think I'd have it more than that