/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15141619]

why do Americans put entire roast chickens on top of milkshakes?

[Anonymous No.15141621]

I hate them so much

[Anonymous No.15141632]

>>15141621
>
That's why.

[Anonymous No.15141635]

Because they're fat.

[Anonymous No.15141640]

>>15141619
They don't coasties just really like instagram so they buy stuff like this to show other coastie friends how cool they are. No one eats it

[Anonymous No.15141647]

>>15141635
nah, Americans are fat but this stuff is mostly sold to California teen girls who weigh like 100 lbs and have a couple bites and throw it away

[Anonymous No.15141662]

>>15141619
They've designed it after their society.
No origin
Mixed into a abomination
Fat and colourful

[Anonymous No.15141664]

If you don't think this is being sold in like one place in the country as an intentionally outlandish novelty for social media posts and you think this is common I'm worried about your total IQ. Like for real no wonder America took over the world, internationals are all fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.15141668]

>>15141664
>intentionally outlandish novelty for social media posts
Only in America do they practice such self idolization. no wonder they are on the brink of collapse.

[Anonymous No.15141671]

>>15141668
>Only in America
Sorry self-hating white they do it everywhere

[Anonymous No.15141672]

>>15141664
This, I’ve literally never seen this shit before

[Anonymous No.15141679]

>>15141671
That's not nearly as bad as a whole roast chicken ontop of a milk shake.

[Anonymous No.15141681]

>>15141671
How in the fuck am I supposed to eat that, Japan?

[Anonymous No.15141682]

>>15141664
Actual American here, roast chicken on milkshake has been on literally every single diner menu I've been to. Don't listen to anyone trying to say otherwise

[Anonymous No.15141684]

Reminder that most of those items are thrown away practically untouched after the obligatory blog selfie.

[Anonymous No.15141691]

>>15141682
lol at the idea that the Coasties who make the OP product sell it for any less than $30

[Anonymous No.15141692]

>>15141679
But it's sold as an actual mass-produced and bought product at a nationwide store, while the OP was made as a literal parody made in Australia so it isn't even American
https://metro.co.uk/2015/08/21/the-cult-of-the-extreme-milkshake-has-gone-too-far-5354440/

[Anonymous No.15141699]

Because coasties can't make a bloody mary to save their lives.

[Anonymous No.15141705]

>>15141699
I have always wondered why coasties were so bad at Bloody Mary's, probably just because of their shitty drinking culture

[Anonymous No.15141709]

>>15141692
>made as a literal parody
OK there.

Further proof of America's glutinous ways of living.

>>15141699

[Anonymous No.15141711]

>>15141671
That's actually based though

[Anonymous No.15141713]

>>15141709
>Got caught
>Is actually reddit spacing trying to backtrack
Lol you're actually pathetic mate

[Anonymous No.15141724]

>>15141713
Seeth.

cope.

harder.

[Anonymous No.15141733]

>>15141724
>Can't spell correctly
>Can't use capitalization properly
F*reigners everybody

[Anonymous No.15141807]

>>15141682
What the fuck? Where do you live nigger?
I’m from Pennsylvania and I’ve never seen this before in my life

[Anonymous No.15141811]

>>15141807
He's shitposting

[Anonymous No.15141870]

>>15141807
he's shitposting, it's usually at most a few chicken tenders or maybe a chicken breast. I've never heard of a restaurant actually offering a full bird on their shakes before.

[Anonymous No.15141881]

>>15141870
>it's usually at most a few chicken tenders or maybe a chicken breast.
I’ve literally never seen that on shakes either is this the bait of the bait

[Anonymous No.15142210]

>>15141668
>Only in America do they practice such self idolization
Fucking seriously? Lmao you're so ignorant

[Anonymous No.15142281]

we're livin' the dream here folks

[Anonymous No.15142328]

>eurocucks don't have roast chicky milkshakes
sad!

[Anonymous No.15142853]

>>15141668
>only in America do people have the economic and social freedom to actualize into the person they want to be, even if it includes making bad choices in your youth and buying a food item for social media points
Must suck being a bug man who can only eat government approved plastic eggs

[Anonymous No.15142858]

>>15141619
>>15141621
literally cumming in public right now, thanks

[Anonymous No.15142866]

You see, in America we are each of us Gods.

[Anonymous No.15142874]

>>15141619
so we can live rent free in the mind of yuropoors

[Anonymous No.15143174]

>>15141619
Ever heard of a balanced meal, dummy?

[Anonymous No.15143301]

>>15141619
>his milkshakes aren't entire 7 course meals

do europoors really?

[Anonymous No.15143316]

>>15141619
why not. deal with it non-american pussy

[Anonymous No.15143339]

>>15141621
>ploughman's lunch

[Anonymous No.15143351]

>>15141692
>only 5 patties
No one remembers the 7 patty one for the release of Windows 7

[Anonymous No.15144782]

[Anonymous No.15145093]

>>15141647
On the other side of the world, an African family cries.

[Anonymous No.15145100]

>>15141682
Yeah they've been popular since the 50s. My grandma called them chicken milkers. They were my favorite when I was growing up in Ohio before I left for the service.

[Anonymous No.15145242]

>>15141619
Obsessed

[Anonymous No.15145366]

A cafe near me sells this thing

[Anonymous No.15147539]

>>15141619
They are Americans. What do you expect?

[Anonymous No.15147881]

>>15145366
the cumballs any good?

[Anonymous No.15147903]

>>15141699
kek non-white coasties will never appreciate bloody mary banter

[Anonymous No.15148013]

>>15141619
America doesn't have a cuisine so they make garbage like in the OP

[Anonymous No.15148037]

>>15141621
Amerishart here.
middle is the only one that looks remotely good, but even still, I'd get a bellyache a quarter of the way through that, chicken looks gross, and burger looks meh

[Anonymous No.15148115]

>>15141668
They do it everywhere

[Anonymous No.15148119]

>>15141699
Why is this?