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you're watching me make a burrito, don't try to fight it. Also what else should i put in this bastard?
first step, get drunk to improve the taste of the burrito
>>15137905>no avocado or guac
>>15137922Avocado and guacamole are for plebs and people who likes to destroy the planet
I fucking hate capsicums, bros.
>>15137905roasted or grilled marinated mushrooms
Put some protein in that bitch
>>15137905I tried to fight it, I lost.>>15137917THIS.
gently warm the onion and peppers
>>15137942wish i had some steak to put in it but beans are all i got >>15137934thats what the beans are for
i lighly spritz to wrapper and nuke it for 10 sec to soften it up so it doesn't tare when wrapping it up
>>15137927just get capsicums-free hot sauce then
>>15137982Where's the meat and your seasoning?
>>15137905WHERE'S THE MEAT
>>15137992well its a bean burrito so no meat but what do you mean by seasonings? i put some Habanero tabasco in it
>>15137905Ditch the sour cream, plebbo.
browned up nicely in the frying pan
>>15138007no, thats the best part. I'll never get why people hate on it. Americanized mex food is superior in every way
>>15138012a leafy green lettuce wouldn't work on a burrito, it needs the cool crispiness. romaine might work
>>15138025hmm... using that as the wrapper might be good if you seared the outside also
>>15138005No herbs just tabasco in it? No other sauce? Seems like it would be bland.
>>15138052meh, the green onions and sauteed garlic,onions and bell pepper add a lot of flavor and the beans are seasoned with cumin and peppereka. With hot sauce, sour cream and tomatoes it would be to runny if i added any other sauces
>>15138052i guess i should have add some cilantro
>>15137905i'm glad they clarified that for me, i was a little confused on the issue
>>15137924Hows this? I know palm trees are fucking the environment
>>15138192>palm trees are fucking the environmenthuh? they're tearing down rain forests to plant avocados
>>15138025Now that's what I call a meat wallet.
>>15138005>what do you mean by seasonings?Christ on a bike, anon. You don't know what seasonings are?
>>15138010Good job anon *chef's kiss*
>>15138257>burrito seasonings it's already got cumin,peppereka, hot sauce, onion, green onion, bell pepper, garlic. what else would even put on it aside from cilantro, lime?
>>15138281Onions and bell peppers aren't seasoning. What is wrong with you?
>>15138294onion powder is a seasoning, but my point is i get flavor from the ingredients
>>15137905Lays Sour Cream and onion chips. Trust me.
>>15138025The ol reverse sear /ck/ always tells me about
>>15137905Put some fuckin carne asada in that bitch, pussy.
>>15137905Nobody eats a bean burrito without rice you fucking piece of trash.
>>15137905those "new recipe" old el paso beans taste like dog shit nowjust like how chef boyardee pizza tastes like shit since they removed the sprinkle cheese
>>15138387Chef B makes pizza?
>>15138397they have pizza kits that used to have some sort of chemical sprinkle cheese you added that was addictive as crack
Are burritos really something worth making a thread for? and one this sad?
>>15138381the it would be a fajita not burrito
>>15138386yes they do, its quite common. Rice is just a filler like beans in chili
>>15138387definitely shittier, i bought some lard and pinto beans and i'm going to start making my own refried beans, i was just in a hurry and being lazy today and i already had the can. Homemade are much better tasting once you get the seasonings down and really easy to make, i make a huge batch then freeze individual serving in sandwich baggies.
>>15138432Shut up, pussy.
>>15138420yes depression burritos are a important part of /ck/
>>15138386what ever you say
>>15138435False. Rice combines wit the beans to form a complex protein superfood.
>>15138463ok boomer, my parrents would say that they combine to make a complete protein, i still don't know what they mean by that.
>>15138254>>15138025i was a little let down when nobody fucked it.
>>15138677i'm green olive kinda guy, the briny flavor add a nice kick to a burrito but i've been told that its blasphemy
Blackened chicken, cilantro, rice, lime juice, black beans, diced onion, and marshmallow creme. Soft flour shell and optional corn based salsa. You are welcome.
>>15138752genrally yes but if you put then in the deep fryer they become god tier
put them on a bed of crisp iceberg lettuce