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Someone call the BASED delayment. It is hot some time.

>> No.15137601

>>15137365
where in AZ

>> No.15137636
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>delayment

>> No.15137642

>>15137365
God I wish that were me

>> No.15137644
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>>15137365

>> No.15137646

only a huge consoomer would dine that

>> No.15137704

>>15137365
imagine being in that room naked and covered with small open wounds during an earthquake.

>> No.15137777

>>15137365
Imagine vinegary shits

>> No.15137823

clinco?

>> No.15137841

>>15137365

I want to mix scores of different colors tones and textures of red liquid and mass produce random quirky labels and sell them to him for 20 bucks a piece since apparently he's gotta catch them all

>> No.15137854

>>15137601
southwest USA

>> No.15137867

What's the shelf life of a hot sauce look like?

>> No.15137875
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>> No.15137892

>>15137867
Depends on the acidity, typically 2-3 years

>> No.15138379

>>15137365
You guys have taken away all meaning from the word "based" with your non-stop usage of it

>> No.15138411

>>15138379
Based on your post I would say based retard. Btw I peraonally know of a warehouse in Louisiana with over 10000 bottles of hot sauce ready to ship. I would call that a bigger collection

>> No.15138464

>>15138411
Not a collection if you're gonna sell it retard.

>> No.15138471

>>15138464
You are the retard.

>> No.15138478

>>15137777
Chequed
Based meme

>> No.15138485

>>15138379
Based

>> No.15138487

>>15137365
This is f'ing EPIC! I would use the B plus aced word but I do not appropriate rich black culture. Glad to see so many people of colour on the cooking board of 4channel! Keep channeling bros!

>> No.15138655

>>15137365
>hmm how should I season my food
>yes of course. I'll make everything taste like differently textured hot spice

I don't get it

>> No.15138683

>>15138379
Based truthful poster

>> No.15138696

>>15137365
:O

>> No.15138703

>>15138379
Unbased and cringe

>> No.15138830

>>15137867

Depends. I got some shit at a farmers market in like March that expires this month, but Im sure Cholula is good for years.

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>>15138703
Based and truthpilled

>> No.15140385

>>15137854
I didn't say "where is AZ"

>> No.15140394
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>>15137365
hot sauce!

>> No.15140404

>>15137644
Love this

>> No.15140409
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>>15137365

>> No.15140410

>>15140385
Well type more clearly next time, retard.

>> No.15140467

>>15138487
What the fuck are you talking about you fucking Twitter fag?

>> No.15140483

>>15137365
I wanna take a baseball bat to that room.

>> No.15140491

>>15137777
kys

>> No.15140494

honestly I just love collections of any kind. it's really cool to see a lot of any one kind of thing. I think it would be neat to go there and look at the different kinds of hot sauces. :)

>> No.15140509

>>15137365
This is gayer than the gay porn threads on /gif/

>> No.15141830

>>15140509
rent free

>> No.15141846

>>15137854
Youre retarded

>> No.15141878

>>15137365
commodity fetishism

>> No.15141882

>>15141846
Like I told him, speak fucking correctly if you want to be understood.

>> No.15141886

>>15140483
Make sure you wear some goggles

>> No.15141920

>>15140467
Someone fell for the bait

>> No.15142593

>>15140509
Nah actually you are the pole smoker here Sally. Men who like hot sauce have the most T. https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/study-reveals-men-who-prefer-hot-sauce-have-higher-testosterone

>> No.15142597

>>15137875
>>15137644
regular hot sauces are not innately soy, stuff you can get at your regular supermarket or casual restaurant is just another topping like dijon or mayo.
Save the soy posting for the meme sauces like death reaper 1 billion scoville garbage

>> No.15142618

>>15142597
Post your hot sauce collection please please please

>> No.15142718

>>15142618
bottle of generic cholula and bottle of generic frank's red hot
pretty sure most posters on here have more than I do, you probably do too

>> No.15142727

>>15142718
I've never had hot sauce since I'm not black

>> No.15142734 [DELETED] 

>>15142727
Ok chud

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>>15142593

This is it. This post is the most cringe post I've ever seen on this board.

>> No.15142753

>>15142727
>I don't use black pepper because I'm not indian

>> No.15142755

>>15142593
holy shit kill yourself

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>>15142597
>regular hot sauces are not innately soy
Wrong. Keep coping soyboy. We're laughing at you.

>> No.15142796

>>15138655
idunno. The spice you get from ground pepper and any chili pepper is different even at comparable intensities.
I prefer ground pepper anyway.

>> No.15142880

>>15137644
checked and saved

>> No.15142897

>>15142775
tell me then, how it is any different than say dijon mustard?

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>>15137365
>Why yes, I do have a large collection of hot sauces at home. How could you tell?

>> No.15142945

>>15142920

how is hot sauce bad for you?

>> No.15142958

>>15141920
He doest know that the term was created by a kneegrow named little bee

>> No.15142992

>>15142897
nobody bases their personality around dijon mustard

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>>15142775
>we

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>>15143014
>phoneposting

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>>15142593
>falling for clickbait articles
Anon please

>> No.15143059

nothing dries up a woman’s vag more than watching a bearded manbaby mace himself with meme sauce then prance around coughing with a runny nose just so he can brag to people who don’t give a single fuck

>> No.15143693

>>15142747
>>15142755
>>15143057
Look at these buttblasted fags.

>> No.15143725

>>15140410
he said "where in AZ", there isn't much room to misinterpret that, maybe you should read more clearly

>> No.15143737

>>15137365
imagine being the looter of this house when the reset happens kek

>> No.15143804

>>15137365
Collecting uneaten food is stupid.

>> No.15143832

>>15137644
Kek

>> No.15143952

>>15142992
You base your personality around not likely popular things, a literal hipster.

>> No.15144071

>>15137644
Kek

>> No.15144079

>>15143952
Have sex

>> No.15144463

>>15142992

idk theres a mentally ill dude on my discord server that drinks mustard straight and rubs himself in mustard in the video chat when he has breakdowns.

>> No.15144679

>>15137601
Yuma

>> No.15145382

>>15144679
damn, i'm in flagstaff

>> No.15145498

>>15138379
Sneed

>> No.15145532

>>15144463
post webm

>> No.15145560

a collection of perishables seems like such a waste of money. like girls who buy way too much makeup theyll have to throw away in a year

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>>15137644
> Causing yourself harm for no real taste benefit is cuckery
wew lad

>> No.15145629

>>15137644
>>15137875
>>15140409
>>15142760
>>15142920
lol @ these seething /pol/tards freaking out that someone has a hobby they aren't interested in

>> No.15145636

>>15140494
Unironically this. I'm always jealous of people who have a hobby that they're really into. I have a mild interest in many different things but I'm not passionate about any one thing, and I have never had a collection of stuff.

>> No.15145703

>>15145629
i'm not a poltard and hot sauce isn't a hobby

>> No.15145730

>>15145703
so being a hot sauce connoisseur isn't a valid hobby..?
what about a wine connoisseur.. or a cheese connoisseur..

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>>15145730
>so being a hot sauce connoisseur isn't a valid hobby..?

Correct.

>> No.15145749

>>15145730
no i would say thats fucking stupid, and i am actually from mexico lol

>> No.15145751

>>15145730
consooming isn't a hobby.

>> No.15145760

>>15137365
STOP THE COUNT!

>> No.15146079

>>15142593
these are the lies hotsoyce fags tell themselves

>> No.15146221

>>15137365
I think Democrat voting effeminate Rick and Morty men gravitate towards hot sauces because it's a way to mimic masculinity by doing something daring like eating very hot food, but without the risk of actually being daring. It doesn't risk social alienation from their highly judgemental leftist social circle, or involve risk like outdoor activities. It's quite depressing to watch, as a fit avid outdoorsman.

Quite often the result of being raised by a single mother or effeminate white collar father in banking or some such things. Hot sauce leftists lack strength of character and the ability to strive for achievement without the moral support of their peers.

>> No.15146244

>>15138478
don't talk to yourself, it's weird.

>> No.15146448

>>15142775
You call me soyboy but it's soyladyboy now

>> No.15146506

>>15146221
Fucking liberals and their
>shuffles deck, pulls card
...enjoying spicy food

>> No.15146825

Can some one measure the Scoville unit of the room

>> No.15147285

>>15145739
(You)

>> No.15147347

>>15146506
Made me chortle.

>> No.15147502

>>15146506
Go back to twitter, fag

>> No.15147758

EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD IS A NIGGER

>> No.15148373

>>15147758
that’s not nice

>> No.15148508

>>15147347
no one cares you stupid fuck. just lol and move on

>> No.15148548

>>15137365
When did hot sauces become such a meme? It's a fucking condiment. Could you imagine someone having a mayo collection?

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>>15148548
companies figured out they could sell you the same crap over and over with different packaging even when you don't need more of it

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is this smart branding?

>> No.15148593

>>15148576
If it were women yes, no one wants to see men giving weird paingasm faces

>> No.15148619

had a nice collection of hot sauce bottles at one point that I had accrued before this /ck/ soy meme took off. got them mostly for the artwork 2bh. don't even really like them ftmp. got bored of getting them eventually and got rid of them all when I was moving house. might get another big skull/demon shaped one if I encounter them though. quite liked them ones

>> No.15148948

>>15148593
yeah if it had e-thots making ahegao faces everyone would unironically love it

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>collecting perishable delicious food
How do I kill someone through the internet

>> No.15148964

>>15142775
Everyone knows the cutoff is whether the bottles are empty when they are placed on the shelf

>> No.15148965

>>15137365
what's the point in having 8600 bottles of hot sauce when secret aardvark exists?

>> No.15148972

>>15148964
there's that cope again...

>> No.15148983

>>15142775
What's soy about hot sau-
Oh nevermind; this is bait.

>> No.15148987

>>15148957
I wonder who was the sperm donor?

>> No.15148992

>>15137644
based, wogs on suicide watch after this one

>> No.15149009

>>15138379
fpbp

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>>15148987

>> No.15149022

>>15148965
>secret aardvark
sounds like hipster memespice

everyone knows melindas mango is where its at

>> No.15149027

>>15148965

So you can have 8599 sauces that are better than that overrated garbage.

>> No.15149029

>>15149022
shut up faggot

>> No.15149044

>>15149029

You're just jealous that you didn't hoard that "red gold" before the 'Vark factory was burnt down when Portland got "diversified". With prices skyrocketing, sure I could probably sell my collection and retire. But a life without 'Vark... no thanks. I could never eat 'za again!

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>>15149029

Sorry, >>15149044 was meant for >>15149022. Thanks for your service, and enjoy the 'Vark Life.

>> No.15149053

>>15148957
Bet she's dancing to Mii channel music.

>> No.15149056

man some traditional ragu sauce, sketi with salt, pepper and garlic powder that was quite good. i know you can do a lot more to sketti. and this like sliced bakers bread with butter and garlic powder toasted. wish had shreaded cheese and permisan cheese

>> No.15149057

>>15149051
no wonder oregon is such a shithole with creatures like you infesting it

>> No.15149126

>>15148570
So alcohol/beer

>> No.15149261

>>15149126
i usually drink all or nearly all my beer before buying more. hot sauce dorks hoard dozens of bottles at a time it seems.

>> No.15149303

>>15149261
Whoa, it's almost like you're not supposed to drink an entire bottle of hot sauce. Too bad we all can't be alcoholics.

>> No.15149355

>>15143725
He typed it with an accent. Some people can’t understand accents anon.

>> No.15149415

>>15149303
you're supposed to use it eventually. why would you buy several bottles of hot sauce, barely use them, and then buy more? seems dumb.

>> No.15149592

>>15149415
you're supposed to use it eventually

>> No.15149596

>>15149592
but in the meantime you keep buying more novelty bottles of hot sauce to add to the collection and taking selfies with said collection with a wide open mouth?

>> No.15149773

>>15149596
I'm invested in this projection. Go on.

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>I'm invested in this projection. Go on.

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>>15149858
see >>15149773

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:OOOOOO

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>>15150029
looks exactly like this guy lol

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>>15150039
I always knew hot sauce was soy for the alt-right lmao

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just tried dipping my nuggets into some EPIC hot sauce, WOOOAAOOWWW that was HOT!!!

>> No.15150135

>>15145602
I prefer to express my faux-masculinity by inserting ever-increasingly large fantasy dildos up my ass.

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why is their mouth always open? idgi

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wtf lol

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i think this is enough evidence to prove hot sauce culture is cringe

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wait i found a few more

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https://youtu.be/ca4JPUT-sM4

>> No.15150763

>>15140467
delete your 4channel account

>> No.15150773

>>15149010
why the fuck am i not suprised

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>>15137365
>BASED delayment
>hot some time

>> No.15150785

>>15137365
>doesn't review and call out meme hot sauced
no based.

>> No.15150792

>>15150520
I hope I'm as based as that at 40yr old