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Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:34:47 2020 No.15130105 [DELETED]

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Have you ever promised to make a dish for a holiday meal and then ruined it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:35:50 2020 No.15130106 >>15130105 damn, that ps4 controller really puts things to scale

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:36:36 2020 No.15130110 >>15130105 >Lasagna wat Thats clearly some sort of spaghetti or fettuccine dishe

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:37:16 2020 No.15130116 >>15130110 It's called vegetable lasagna.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:37:53 2020 No.15130120 >>15130110 Leave her tf alone

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:39:09 2020 No.15130123 >>15130110 it's an urban colloquialism you dumb fuck

>>	mayodongs Thu Nov 26 23:39:35 2020 No.15130124 >>15130105 One year the turkey got dropped on the floor Rinsed the fucker off and served it

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:41:02 2020 No.15130132 >>15130123 Urbans should be relentlessly shamed for their colloquial dialect until they start talking like normal civilized people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:41:30 2020 No.15130135 >>15130123 Its a type of noodle you mongoloid. Google image lasagna right and show me where the spaghetti noodles are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:47:24 2020 No.15130163 >>15130135 >lasagna >noodles Pick one

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:49:03 2020 No.15130170 File: 34 KB, 550x633, 1412915358045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:53:20 2020 No.15130181 >>15130135 IT'S CALLED VEGETABLE LASAGNA

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:55:20 2020 No.15130189 >>15130132 >they start talking like normal civilized people. a pipe dream

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:58:42 2020 No.15130199 File: 223 KB, 220x220, tenor1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15130105 >lasagna

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:07:16 2020 No.15130232 >>15130105 >black >food is shit >ps controller checks out

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:08:17 2020 No.15130234 >>15130163 >noodles god i hate you

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:17:29 2020 No.15130264 File: 127 KB, 750x1285, lasanyer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lasanyer > lasagna

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:07:10 2020 No.15130446 >>15130264 lol I forgot about that fucking chair sniffer

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:09:58 2020 No.15130456 >>15130123 no its not t. urbanite

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:10:29 2020 No.15130460 >>15130232 Niggers usually by xboxes, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:10:53 2020 No.15130461 File: 283 KB, 311x339, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the face of trauma

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:18:25 2020 No.15130482 >>15130123 Looks like an "urban" lasgna all right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 03:52:37 2020 No.15130907 >>15130460 all of the niggers i have seen play PS for ea sport games

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 10:52:56 2020 No.15132014 >>15130482 cope

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 10:54:28 2020 No.15132017 File: 258 KB, 450x325, veg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15130105 >Vegetable lasagna

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 10:56:52 2020 No.15132019 File: 98 KB, 810x807, 1606468804806.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15130110

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:04:48 2020 No.15132038 >>15130105 Distracted cooking, made pumpkin pie with salt instead of sugar.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:10:52 2020 No.15132056 >>15130105 She saved everyone the trouble of finding an excuse to not eat that "lasagna" >>15130123 Literally no one calls spaghetti fucking lasagna. This bitch is just retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:17:55 2020 No.15132076 >>15130181 no

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:18:01 2020 No.15132077 >>15132056 Not as retarded as you, this whole thing was staged thats why there's no sauce, cleaned up in 1 minute

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:26:13 2020 No.15132103 >>15130106 What controller?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:28:29 2020 No.15132114 >>15132103 Middle right, just under the hanging "lasagna" It's got a camo pattern so it's invisible to non-military personnel

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:43:19 2020 No.15132156 File: 28 KB, 640x480, 1605615489619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15130105 >>15132077

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:51:05 2020 No.15132187
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>>15130105
One time when I was like 8 or something it was my birthday and my mother had made a beautiful cheesecake. I have never before or since seen her put that kind of effort into cooking anything.
My younger brother must have liked it too, because he was in such a hurry to show it to the guests that he stumbled and dropped it when he ran into the livingroom with it.
I was too young to be forgiving of that and gave him a hard time for a while.
You can't save food that's dropped on shag carpet.
It says duplicate file, so I guess someone beat me to posting the Seinfeld screenshot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:56:17 2020 No.15132211 File: 2.78 MB, 2158x1210, Screenshot 2020-11-27 at 17.56.00.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15130181 No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 11:57:57 2020 No.15132216 >>15132187 >You can't save food that's dropped on shag carpet. You could eat the bits that didn't the carpet, juat carefully scrape

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 12:00:29 2020 No.15132227 >>15132211 that is the meme, she got ratioed for calling it lasagna, and she kept calling it lasagna even after being corrected.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 12:06:00 2020 No.15132248 >>15132227 >she got ratioed go back

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 12:08:22 2020 No.15132261 >>15130105 >spaghetti >lasagna Retard didn't even know what they were making, bet it tasted like shit anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 12:16:59 2020 No.15132295 >>15132187 >jw red Nithing if value was lost

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 12:18:30 2020 No.15132297 >>15132295 He had to go buy something else to clean his car wheels.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 12:24:35 2020 No.15132323

>>15130105
I made a three tier cake for my daughters wedding cause I was a chef back then, it was laced golden decorations made with incredibly high quality ingredients, very expensive. One of the most valuable cakes ive ever created.
She wanted for it to be brang at a certain time. Something was fishy about my son in law to be.
He kept asking about it a little too much, then he says she wanted it in a different place a different time.
Ok I thought if thats what she wants.
I look over my shoulder while the cake is brought out. And who was it to be standing behind my very cake let alone, my arch nemesis, Cranberry Jackson. I look at my daughters soon to be husband he has a smirk on his face, time slows as he mouths "Game Over".
I look back at the cake it has some explosive device strapped to it.
"NOOOOOOO CRANBERRY NOT LIKE THIS"
Last I remember was a blinding light and a ringing in my ears. I wake up days later in hospital everybody id ever loved dead.
>tfw my daughter was in cahoots with a spy working for my old nemesis
>tfw I didnt even get to taste the cake
I will get my revenge

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 12:28:25 2020 No.15132333 >>15132323 Lel

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 12:30:15 2020 No.15132340 >>15132114 I've never seen someone completely miss the joke, but also clearly get it at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 12:42:49 2020 No.15132405 >>15130105 Just recently, apple pie. I couldn't make it. Fiancee had to do it after I'd gone to bed. I feel incredible shame.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 12:46:00 2020 No.15132423 >>15132323 stale pasta

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