/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15126450]

>the day hasn't even started yet, and mom already has the DTs

How's your Thanksgiving so far?

[Anonymous No.15126469]

>>15126450
am on 4chan

[Anonymous No.15126477]

My uncle went on some weird schizophrenic rant about this Q guy (star trek?) And how he's gonna prove that Donald Trump is still the president. Which is weird because Joe Biden just won the election.

[Anonymous No.15126489]

>>15126477
I hate star trek.

[Anonymous No.15126494]

>>15126489
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.15126505]

>>15126494
I hate star trek fans even more than the show.

[Anonymous No.15126539]

>>15126505
Double fuck you

[Anonymous No.15126542]

>>15126489
I agree. It's not heckin' diverse and progressive like star wars
The force is female!

[Anonymous No.15126555]

I worked and then came home to prep dinner only to find out my aunt ordered a bunch of shit from a local place.

[Anonymous No.15126558]

>>15126450
Delirium tremems?

[Anonymous No.15126563]

>>15126539
I hate you more than all other star trek fans.
>>15126542
I hate star wars.

[Anonymous No.15126564]

>>15126450
I'm on a break at work, got everything going, getting ready to feed a bunch of seniors their Thanksgiving meal, after they've been locked in their rooms for damn near all year long.

[Anonymous No.15126597]

>>15126450
40 year old psycho sister who can't cook for shit (she once brought to a family gathering a "salad" that was literally just chopped up lettuce and fucking lentils with maybe a cup of black pepper - no one at the gathering touched it) is aggravating my mother while she's cooking purely for attention.

i myself am waiting until noon to become an alcohol.

[Anonymous No.15126599]

>>15126542
it's funny because I just forced a female to... well never mind

[Anonymous No.15126619]

>>15126564
is it worse working there with the lockdown? i worked at one and it locked down for a month from a flu outbreak and we had to package up all the meals and deliver them door to door, was annoying but at least there were no dishies

[Anonymous No.15126635]

>>15126450
What's DT

[Anonymous No.15126661]

>>15126635
alcohol withdrawal

[Anonymous No.15126684]

>>15126450
>mom already has the DTs
Great, let me know when she's DTF

[Anonymous No.15126693]

>>15126684
based sexually deprived coomer

[Anonymous No.15126698]

how about next year we just gently go from halloween to christmas and skip this one

[Anonymous No.15126702]

>>15126450
As it stands Thanksgiving has been arbitraily decided to be on the 4th thursday of every November. But historically it was celebrated on or closer to Michealmas which in Bongland in the 1600's (which is where alot of the founding stock came from by the way) is when landlords collected tax. It is on September 29, it is just a harvest festival honestly, historically celebrated with alot of aalcohol and eating geese and pidgeons, making meat pies.
The puritans didnt drink high proof beer, so probally werent getting drunk. They essentially just invited over their neighbors the Indians and got them all sick. 90% of the injuns died within 20 years of the first thanksgiving. They ate the local fowl which in the New England turned out to be pheasant, later called turkeys because in general Bongs are retarded. So I guess at one point American pheasants were traded with the ottoman empire. They breed them for themselves and then started trading them back to the anglophone world, so everyone started calling them turkeys.
Generally my family starts the day by drinking mimosas, and slowly moves on to overcooked turkey, with horribly made homemade cranberry suace. I have never liked this holiday!
At least we get to celebrate the domination of lesser peoples and how relevant today considereing we need to all wear masks in public so we dont spread diesease to other people. kek

[Anonymous No.15126723]

>>15126702
If you don’t use canned cranberry sauce you can go fuck your self. And fuck your blog

[Anonymous No.15126751]

>>15126723
Considering I am here right now and, turkey is already a dry meat over cooked even worse...baka
the type of cranberry suace is irrelevant you fuckn retard

[Anonymous No.15126896]

>>15126450
What's DT?

[Anonymous No.15126934]

>>15126896
withdrawal shakes from being an alcoholic

[Anonymous No.15126954]

>>15126635
Donald Tump

[Anonymous No.15126955]

>>15126450
Give her some caffeine.

[Anonymous No.15127073]

>>15126477
Trump is still the president brainlet, it is not until January 20th that he won't be

[Anonymous No.15127093]

blogshit threads are cancer and against >>>/ck/rules/1
OP is a faggot.
Do your part to help purge this board of subhumans like him by reporting this thread.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
https://sys.4channel.org/ck/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=15126450

[Anonymous No.15127180]

>>15126723
>canned sauce
based

also
>not even 12 yet
>both mom and dad are fuming at one and other for bullshit reasons
>moms overworking herself making a ton of food even though there's only going to be 5 people eating it because of corona
>I can't enjoy anything because I know I'm going to get stuck doing the dishes
all worth it for the 3 days of left overs

[Anonymous No.15127197]

>>15127093
Shut up nigger.

[Anonymous No.15127235]

>>15127073
why respond seriously to a guy invoking Q from star trek?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q_(Star_Trek)

[Anonymous No.15127265]

I spend all the holidays alone for years now, I'm better that way, I don't like my mom my dad is ok but brainwashed by mom. Sisters don't give a fuck about me so fuck em too. More at peace don't have to deal with drama.

[Anonymous No.15127276]

>>15126450
>Drove in to the hometown last night to cut up dear
>Got some shine from cousin who has the coof and couldnt come
>woke up at 7 shit shower shave
>Stumbling house to house because all 400 people here love me
>Passing out homemade wins and gins every stop
>Getting hard to walk after all the foodanx its only 2

[Anonymous No.15127298]

>>15127180
canned sauce is not based. Tell your mom to do it herself. Get out a masher and start stamping out her wrath on the craneberries. Tell her that your dad will appreciate her release so she wont argue with him as much; and then she might get to cum for once. Tell your dad too he might tell her to start things from scratch for once.

[Anonymous No.15127303]

>>15127235
Q is a schizoposter which somehow ended up creating a meme movement among boomers. The name allegedly derives from (IIRC) the department of energy's equivalent of the DoD's Top Secret clearance. Pretends to be an insider in the administration by guessing things that have already happened.

[Anonymous No.15127312]

>>15126450
At least your junkie mom showed up, mine's pretending to have COVID so she can hide god knows where and shoot dope.

Happy Thanksgiving, you filthy animals.

[Anonymous No.15127318]

>>15126450
when I arrived at my parents place my ma baited me into an argument about whether or not sandy hook happened. that was the day before. probably going to have more politics shouting matches when she starts drinking.

[Anonymous No.15127442]

>>15127298
I've had legit scratch made cranberry sauce and it sucks, same for pumpkin pie, give me that canned shit any day of the week over your half assed crushed cranberries. also my mom and dad are in their 80s, neither of them have had an orgasm in over 20 years, and everything else is made from scratch

[Anonymous No.15127448]

>>15126555

[Anonymous No.15127467]

>>15126450
Delirium tremens? Is your mom an alkie?

[Anonymous No.15127571]

>>15127442
Well then I got the impression that you were a zoomer or something, just because of the way you write. Whatever enjoy your instantaneous gratification that you get from your baselessly mass produced canned cranberry sauce.

[Anonymous No.15127625]

Gf and I got in a fight because I was nice to my roommate that she doesn't like. Turned into a screaming match.

So not great.

[Anonymous No.15127686]

>>15127625
You should break up.

[Anonymous No.15127691]

Good except I got up later than I thought I would, so its crunch time to finish up some things before I go to my parents house.

[Anonymous No.15127711]

>>15127625
Did you beat the shit out of her?

[Anonymous No.15127720]

sitting in my apartment 3000miles away from anyone i know drinking tallcans by myself. blocked my mom so the mad cunt can't bother me, might cook soup and watch some TV later

[Anonymous No.15127729]

Do Americans really play games of Football in their backyards on Thanksgiving?

[Anonymous No.15127732]

Got a call at 2pm that 6pm dinner is cancelled because my sister's husband got drunk and passed out after destroying her house. Oh fucking well I was the one making the Turkey anyway. Nice comfy dinner with me my sons and my big titty wife.

[Anonymous No.15127766]

>>15126698
fuck off commie

[Anonymous No.15127799]

>>15127298
bullshit canned is better, the only thing scratch is good for is drain cleaner. and tell your mommy and daddy they need to stop acting like toddlers playing house and fucking suck up or split up

[Anonymous No.15127820]

>>15127729
no, just the mutants. and I'm gonna go ahead and nb4 "all americans are mutants", we know you're a great comedian just keep it under your hat this one time.

[Anonymous No.15127824]

>>15127732
why not just relocate somewhere else without your deadbeat sister and husband? Lol I love to hear about alkie rages around the holidays!

[Anonymous No.15127832]

>>15127729
if you have a yard, i guess, why not, it's not a national tradition or anyhting. i think you're thinking of thanksgiving football on TV, there's always a NFL or college football game playing on major networks on thanksgiving day and most people will just have it on in the background while everyone gets drunk and argues about politics waiting for dinner to be served while it's still daylight.

[Anonymous No.15127849]

>>15126477
Q is from james bond

[Anonymous No.15127862]

>>15127849
I thought that was 007

[Anonymous No.15127889]

>>15127729
Football? I thought it was american football, the ones you carry in your hands kind of like in Rugby that they play over there

[Anonymous No.15127894]

>>15126489
It's probably too smart for you. I bet you love capeshit.

[Anonymous No.15127975]

>>15126693
based based poster

[Anonymous No.15128062]

>>15126635
Delirium tremens

[Anonymous No.15128077]

>>15126450
well be a good son and enable her ffs, don't let her shake. Are they real DT's or just withdraw because DTs (Delirium tremens) can kill her
>t. i'd know

[Anonymous No.15128086]

i wonder what it'd be like to have sex with a girl while shes having a seizure

[Anonymous No.15128095]

>>15127894
I only like Foxtrot.

[Anonymous No.15128115]

>>15126477
Who is in the White House anon?
Just pretend you are still 8 years old, get on your knees in front of your uncle and your family wont have to listen to you for the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.15128121]

>>15128115
Cory

[Anonymous No.15128125]

>>15128086
i wonder why you felt the need to post that

[Anonymous No.15128126]

>>15127180
>>not even 12 yet
based underage anon

[Anonymous No.15128130]

Family is Jehovah's Witnesses, so I'm just on 4chan as per usual
Recovering from eating a serrano pepper after really chewing it for awhile, trying to tough it out to eventually try a carolina reaper

>>15127625
the fucking worst

[Anonymous No.15128151]

>already bored with drinking from earlier in the week
>have the holocoof so can't see senpai or friends
>just kidding I don't have friends
>not cooking or eating anything because all I can taste is burnt pennies
>toilet has a mega clog and can't go buy shit to fix it until tomorrow
Believe it or not I've had worse.

[Anonymous No.15128208]

>>15127824
It was just my sister's family my family my mom and her husband anyway. I was just making Turkey, deviled eggs, and desserts. Luckily Kroger was open so I went and bought everything else. Usually I get drunk with my brother at his house and talk shit to my stepfather and brother in law. Unfortunately my niece has leukemia and they can't be around extended family for fear of the coof.

[Anonymous No.15128217]

>>15128125
shakes were in the OP

[Anonymous No.15128231]

>>15126450
>Father in Law is a bipolar asshole
>Serving Thanksgiving dinner, compliments the dinner and follows up with "I think if your kids keep eating like this they're going to become fat like you"
>wife tells him knock it off
>roll my eyes, ignore him
>he begins complaining about when they babysit our two kids
>complains that no one else in the family wants him over
>complains that his wife doesn't like taking care of the kids (this is a blatant lie, he's a control freak)
>I'm smiling and nodding but I feel the rage building
>then he says again how the kids are going to get fat like me (I'm 220lb, fat but not some morbidly obese monster by any stretch), "it's the truth, they're going to become like you"
>go off on him, "I'm grateful for how much you and mom sacrifice to put up with the boys, I've never been ungrateful. Today is a day for thanks, and we invited you to this house to show you thanks and gratitude, and made all this food to eat together. And you come here to insult us? This is how you treat us? But yeah, you call it "the truth", well the truth is I'd rather have my kids become fat like me than become an asshole like you. Now get out of my house."

Happy Thanksgiving.

[Anonymous No.15128244]

>all this mental illness i one thread

[Anonymous No.15128278]

>>15128231
good for you! I hate my moms boyfriend. I hope one day there is an opportunity for me to unload on him...like you did.
>>15128208
Too bad your family is sick(alchie) and or just dieing. I dont have that problem so I cant relate. Although one of my normy friends parents recently fell down a flight of stairs...bruising his vertebrai and cracking the egg

[Anonymous No.15128287]

>>15128244
its a holiday on 4 chan so yeah... what did you expect honestly?

[Anonymous No.15128309]

>>15128287
Better. 4chan is normies now, sorry to spoil it. especially the cooking board on fucking thanksgiving. your average human you see walking down the street is fucked up beyond mortal redemption and it's not just 4chan(nel)ers

[Anonymous No.15128314]

>>15127686
Thinking about it

[Anonymous No.15128323]

>>15128309
>4chan is normies now
Relatively speaking anyway. If you know anywhere better I can go to post anonymousely with fellow depraved neet retards like in days of yore, please, tell me.

[Anonymous No.15128324]

My mother in law dropped the turkey on the floor, about two feet from the dining room table, right as we were about to sit down for dinner.

[Anonymous No.15128325]

>>15128130
Yeah it is. Happy fucking holidays.

[Anonymous No.15128326]

>>15128278
Thanks. The bad part is the Mother In Law won't leave him, she's all but the posterchild of Stockholm Syndrome. So now I have to worry about him taking it out on her. And we really do need her help and she loves being around the grandkids. I hate that I married into such an severely emotionally crippled family (his doing, too).

[Anonymous No.15128331]

>>15128323
i don't. why else would i be here?
>>15128324
based

[Anonymous No.15128334]

>>15127180
Pie tins.
Tin Foil.
Make TV dinners.
Put them in the freezer
have like 15 of the bastards that you can have whenever you like over the next 3 months by just throwing them in the fucking oven.

Maybe they'd fight less if you weren't still living at home at 26

[Anonymous No.15128342]

>>15128326
>>15128323
>>15128323
Your right we are the normal ones, everyone else is so full of their own shit, like a bunch of narcissist. They arent even sentient enough to self reflect so sad, im stuck with these asshole like all of you guys too. oh well at least I can enjoy drinking myself into oblivion without being addicted to it yet.

[Anonymous No.15128361]

>>15128334
I'm 42, my parents live with me because they're both old as shit

[Anonymous No.15128411]

>>15128361
at least your family doesnt try and serve you shit like this.

[Anonymous No.15128413]

>>15128324
fucking LMAO
come on THAT'S gonna be a funny story for years

[Anonymous No.15128438]

>>15128413
Not if thats why this anons wifey becomes...Always look to the mother in law as your future.

[Anonymous No.15128452]

>>15128125
Absolute reddit-tier faggot. Please go back.

[Anonymous No.15128456]

i heckin COOMED thrice to feet and futa

[Anonymous No.15128459]

>>15128324
https://youtu.be/0-fMqaHCOpQ?t=190

[Anonymous No.15128469]

>tfw by next thanksgiving DT will be in prison
based

[Anonymous No.15128474]

>>15128342
You are absolutely pathetic. Take a good hard look in the mirror once, faggot.

[Anonymous No.15128516]

>>15128361
Good lad

[Anonymous No.15128770]

>>15128452
lurk more newfag

[Anonymous No.15128948]

>>15128469
by next thanksgiving you'll be part of the 41%

[Anonymous No.15129410]

>>15126597
This nigga feet tho

[Anonymous No.15129436]

>>15128324
Total Stacy move

[Anonymous No.15129448]

>>15127276
God bless you Thanksgiving booze Santa

[Anonymous No.15129476]

>>15126450
>How's your Thanksgiving so far?
Spending it working a 24hr shift as an EMT. Pretty nice to be dealing with drunks and lunatics and getting paid for it. The rest of you are doing it for free kek.

[Anonymous No.15129487]

>>15129476
I'm in a position in life where I don't have to deal with shit like that on holidays.

[Anonymous No.15129494]

>>15128770
>No you
You're a fucking faggot, please stay gone.

[Anonymous No.15129501]

>wake up
>dad is having manic episode so he's blasting little drummer boy on repeat loudly from the living room
>then washes last night's dishes while narrating to himself in a tommy chong voice
>younger brother comes home from being out with friends just for a few hours then leaves again to go have thanksgiving with his friend's family
>go to to the store to get stuff for side dishes
>have to walk because mom had to borrow my car for work because hers is out of gas, and my dad's car is being worked on by the mechanic
>dad tells me to call him if i have any questions about his grocery list
>i do, call him like 5 times in the store and he doesnt answer
>just make a guess and buy my shit and walk home carrying three bags of groceries
>clean up the house for my older brother and his wife and baby son who's coming over
>dad goes to the liquor store
>mom comes home from work
>dad comes back from liquor store and it was closed so he has nothing
>parents start arguing over who knows why
>go back to the grocery store to get drinks
>come home and parents still yelling so i go to my room and take a few swigs of gin
>older brother and his family arrive
>dad is still cooking food but that's fine because brother ate at his in-law's
>parents stop fighting when brother comes over
>put on the football game, mom plays with her baby grandson happily
>shoot the shit with my older brother
>dad's still cooking but giving attention to his grandson
>play with my nephew
>after a couple hours brother and his family leave
>food's about ready
>dad's insecure about the turkey, thinks its too pink, wants to put it back in the oven but ultimately decides not to
>eat my food
>have an after meal cigarette
>pass out for a couple hours
Went better than expected desu

[Anonymous No.15129604]

i had sex in some bushes last night and now im doing nothing cos im in australia and we dont do thanksgiving

[Anonymous No.15129629]

>>15126450
>had good dinner, gordon ramsays turkey recipe was used and it was some of the best turkey I ever had
>green beans, stuffing, potatoes,!etc. were pretty good too, going to have some corn bread with my coffee in the morning
>mum didn’t get drunk off her ass and break shit
>family was actually good this time around (granted its all just immediate)
>had a shot of my krupnik at the end of dinner, is nice as always
>ordered some 5.56 a few hours ago
>going to go to bed since I work tomorrow morning, though I have the weekend off
>tfw today was actually a pretty nice day
Going to save some leftovers for lunch tomorrow. Overall though I’d say it was a nice send off for November. Definitely one of the better Thanksgivings I have had though, holidays and me never really mixed well.

[Anonymous No.15129657]

>>15128231
>Then everybody clapped

[Anonymous No.15129659]

>>15127276
based

[Anonymous No.15129678]

>>15128456
amazeball

[Anonymous No.15129685]

>>15126635
Dream Theater

[Anonymous No.15129720]

>>15128324
wash it off and throw that fucker in the over for a bit

[Anonymous No.15129725]

>>15128231
Lose weight fatty

[Anonymous No.15129728]

>>15128115
Cope

[Anonymous No.15129771]

>>15126597
show feet

[Anonymous No.15129773]

>>15128324
Oh man. This is great.

We had an awesome thanksgiving. First time that we didn’t have to be out of our house and could enjoy with the kids.
Homemade cranberry sauce, mashed potato and gravy, shishito, game hen and ham. Great meal. Special turkey shaped chocolates at the end for the girls.

Got in a fight with my husband for his same old stupid bull crap and ended the night with him screaming from the couch “shut the fuck up you cunt” anytime I moved.

I needed that laugh.

[Anonymous No.15130035]

>>15127625
>arguing with your girl
>screaming at her
Holy shit lmao just don’t react to her it’s that simple

[Anonymous No.15130041]

>>15128231
I feel so bad for your poor kids who are going to become obese monsters like you

[Anonymous No.15130099]

>>15127265
Blessings

[Anonymous No.15130103]

I’m reading so many of you anons saying you aren’t talking to your parents / family or you argue with them or are poking them etc
What a sad state we are in
Raising a nice family is just the main purpose of your life if you have kids
What the fuck happened to boomers anyways

[Anonymous No.15130113]

>>15128309
I don’t think “normies” aka NPCs use 4chan much outside of the Q boomers on /pol/
But I agree with you that the average schizo user here is a better person than many “normies”
If that makes us normies then so be it

[Anonymous No.15130117]

>>15126723
Canned sauce is for children. Make a chutney, faggot.

[Anonymous No.15130125]

>>15130103
my family never has drama anyway but my brother gave my mom a grandchild finally so she's got nothing to complain about :D

[Anonymous No.15130196]

>>15126450
It was nice, just my wife and I. I cooked and drank coffee all day. Called my family, no drama. My brother has a new girlfriend and is in love, so that is good. Our menu was eclectic but tasty:
>Beef Wellington (looked and tasted great, but I fucked up cutting it and it feel apart)
>Green peppercorn sauce
>Spiced cranberry chutney
>Brussels sprout and sweet potato hash
>Paklava (my wife cooked this)
>Pöhjola Cellar Series Stout aged in Cognac barrels, cellared for two years

[Anonymous No.15130203]

Mom forgot to make the salad she intended to make as a side dish, so we just had the macaroni casserole with mushroom and broccoli. Not really a big deal, since it was just me and my parents. I braved sitting down at the dinner table with the two of them, which turned out to not actually be very bad even though the two of them are unbearable when they're in the same room together more often than not (and were when Dad came home while we were cooking... he always has a very sour mood right after he comes home from work). We managed to hold a level conversation in which no one offended the other while we waited for the cherry pie to finish baking and then cool down.
The cherry pie was very tart and also very delicious. My mom was quite partial to it, but my dad did not eat any because he got pulled away for a work-related phone call right before we dug in, and then was in a sour mood again to the extent that the very next thing he did after hanging up was open another beer and retire to the TV room.
Overall, it was better than expected, but still not incredible. I'm just glad that my sous chef brother went back home last week... if he were still here, he would not allow anyone else (besides my dad, to a minor extent) to cook, would still belittle everyone else for not cooking, would make too much food for us to reasonably eat through, and would let any of the surplus groceries he stuffed into the fridge to spoil.

[Anonymous No.15130217]

>>15129773
Holy shit, no wonder your husband was yelling at you the way you charred those birds. I’d you a cunt, too, if I had to eat a chunk of that creosote.

[Anonymous No.15130254]

>>15128324
Last year my mom didn’t rinse all the soap out of the bottom part of the roasting pan, and all the flavors of Dawn infused the meat. Fucking inedible, now our joke is, “did you remember the dish soap?”

[Anonymous No.15130332]

>>15129773
shut up boomer

[Anonymous No.15130412]

>>15126564
>after they've been locked in their rooms for damn near all year long.
so they aren't festering with STDs this year like usually?

[Anonymous No.15130417]

>>15126635
Drawn Together

[Anonymous No.15130425]

>>15128361
I'm 53, my parents are dead. Keeps things simple.

[Anonymous No.15130464]

>>15127318
>whether or not sandy hook happened
Change your name

[Anonymous No.15130468]

>>15129494
you're on /ck/ faggot, learn your board

[Anonymous No.15130475]

>>15128231
>here's a thing that totally happened and I didn't just stare at my feet when he went off on me
>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.15130479]

>>15128948
by next Thanksgiving you'll still be retorting "you will never be a woman" but you will still have never experienced the inside of one

[Anonymous No.15130485]

>>15129604
>i had sex in some bushes last night
does your ass still hurt

[Anonymous No.15130606]

>>15127625
>get yelled at for being nice to someone others don't like
I hate how common this is nowadays.

[Anonymous No.15130660]

>>15127442
I can help your mom with her no orgasm problem. I'll even let your dad watch

[Anonymous No.15130757]

>>15128231
your pop sounds based, lose some weight fatty

[Anonymous No.15130790]

>>15128086
Friend told me he had sex with a girl once who had an epileptic seizure during sex, he said the vagina contracted, squeezing his dick causing a lot of pain.

Might be bs though

[Anonymous No.15130835]

>be me, 20something
>have fapping habit, where I fuck between the couch cushions and cum (don't worry, this'll become relevant)
>over the course of god knows how long, so much cum has dried up that it feels like sticking your dick in needles
>stopped habit because of this
>ffw today, thanksgiving 2020, and family is sitting on said couch
>no one ever notices between the cushions, so no need to worry
>or so I thought, because uncle is suddenly screaming about what he found
>not sure how he recognized it as semen, but immediately blames my teenage brother
>"because he looks like a fucking twink" is his reason
>marches to brother's room, stomping his feet hard enough to shake the entire house
>grabs him while he's in the middle of his gacha games, and drags him by the collar to the living room
>rubs his nose in it, and yells at him like you would to a bad dog
>bro doesn't know what he's talking about, but that doesn't stop uncle from throwing him against the wall
>then proceeding to grab him by the hair, and repeatedly slam his head against the wall again
>then kicking him while he's crying and curling up into a ball
>then getting tired, and walking to the dinner table to eat, muttering something about "kids these days"
>bro is still crying, the rest of the family avoiding eye contact and acting like nothing happened
>while I, staring in disbelief, am harboring a massive erection from what I just saw

[Anonymous No.15130839]

>>15128231
>getting mad at your father-in-law because he cares about your health
>posting a literal """"and then everybody stood up and clapped""" moment
go to the gym fatty

[Anonymous No.15130842]

>>15126477
Your uncle's right, I like Q the most too.

[Anonymous No.15130857]

>>15129501
nice LARP

[Anonymous No.15130928]

>>15127729
My dad's family did when he was a kid but that was 50+ years ago.

[Anonymous No.15130934]

We don't celebrate Thanksgiving here , so it's quite boring especially lockdown here.

[Anonymous No.15130950]

>>15126450
>mom
Host your own tanksgiving

[Anonymous No.15130982]

>>15126597
holy shit, i also have a 40 year old retard sister that cant' cook and just exists to mooch and piss off my mom.
but.. i dont have a brother
d-did i make this post?

[Anonymous No.15131014]

>>15126477
My dad's been blowing up the family group text, he's so close to becoming a qoomer. Also, nobody responds so idk what he's getting out of it.

[Anonymous No.15131047]

>>15128231
Why are you fat bro

[Anonymous No.15131051]

Holy shit I'm hungover today. I drank like 12 beers, a liter of whiskey, and a liter of eggnog over wednesday and thursday.

[Anonymous No.15131055]

>>15131014
My dad thinks the alphabet agencies rigged it and I believe that too. We're back to the staus quo and they'll be launching more proxy wars immediately.

[Anonymous No.15131056]

>>15129501
Buy a backpack idiot. I use a hiking backpack when I walk to the store.

[Anonymous No.15131096]

>>15131055
I don't think the election is rigged, but Biden is not the progressive saviour people want. Middle eastern kids will now see missiles with #blm and #loveislove written on them.

[Anonymous No.15131113]

>>15129773
grim
get divorce. Food looks nice though.