Octopus on Thanksgiving

[Anonymous No.15124604]

So my mother bought some octopus tentacles and I’d like to know what I can do to them to make them Thanksgivingy and autumnal. I’m not doing that Cthurkey meme thing so that’s off the table. Help would be much appreciated.

[Anonymous No.15124611]

you simmer them just until knife tender, shock in cold water, marinade in olive oil/ lemon juice/ garlic/ salt/ parsley/ chilli type things overnight
then grill super hot before serving

[Anonymous No.15125144]

If you want to go peak autist you could do a Thanksgiving okonomiyaki. Chop up the octopus, sub green beans and sweet potato for the Japanese fillings, and do a cranberry sauce mayo on top.

[Anonymous No.15125512]

>>15125144
Tbh im not sure that my Mom and i are capable of being that much autist.
Still a really fun idea.

[Anonymous No.15126470]

>>15124604
Pulpo a la gallega.

[Anonymous No.15126476]

>>15124611
This is the right way, you can also make it better by simmering in a wine/stock combo

[Anonymous No.15126794]

>>15124604
We killed Squanto for this?

[Anonymous No.15126832]

>>15126794
As it stands Thanksgiving has been arbitraily decided to be on the 4th thursday of every November. But historically it was celebrated on or closer to Michealmas which in Bongland in the 1600's (which is where alot of the founding stock came from by the way) is when landlords collected tax. It is on September 29, it is just a harvest festival honestly, historically celebrated with alot of aalcohol and eating geese and pidgeons, making meat pies.
The puritans didnt drink high proof beer, so probally werent getting drunk. They essentially just invited over their neighbors the Indians and got them all sick. 90% of the injuns died within 20 years of the first thanksgiving. They ate the local fowl which in the New England turned out to be pheasant, later called turkeys because in general Bongs are retarded. So I guess at one point American pheasants were traded with the ottoman empire. They breed them for themselves and then started trading them back to the anglophone world, so everyone started calling them turkeys.
Generally my family starts the day by drinking mimosas, and slowly moves on to overcooked turkey, with horribly made homemade cranberry suace. I have never liked this holiday!
At least we get to celebrate the domination of lesser peoples and how relevant today considereing we need to all wear masks in public so we dont spread diesease to other people. kek

[Anonymous No.15127189]

>>15124604
Idk. I think cooked and chopped up it would be good in a stuffing/dressing. Kinda like oyster dressing.

[Anonymous No.15127721]

>>15124604

[Anonymous No.15127813]

>>15127721
Looks great when is it going to be ready? Im getting hangry faggit hurry up.
Going to make another gin martini now, once im back better have your asshole lubed up or im going in dry.

[Anonymous No.15128681]

>>15127813
I like my asshole like I like my turkey...dry daddy, DRY

[Anonymous No.15128726]

>>15124604
you can stuff them up your ass