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Do you grab a free donut to eat while you shop at your local grocery store? Nobody gives a fuck and certainly nobody will care enough to stop you

>> No.15122274

>>15122258
I hate people who do this shit and if anyone I was with ever did this, I'd slap the fuck out of them.

>> No.15122279

>>15122258
people who do this at the store I used to work at have to pay for the doughnut or get arrested.

>> No.15122283

>>15122258
I'm not a pavement ape so no

>> No.15122287

>>15122258
I just take a bite to sample the ones I might be interested in and put it back, don't want to be greedy.

>> No.15122290

>>15122274
>>15122279
>>15122283
>NOOO! WON'T YOU THINK OF THE HECKIN CORPORATIORINOS?!

>> No.15122291
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>>15122274
>>15122279
>>15122283
>getting this mad over 50 cents worth of dough and sugar

>> No.15122306

>haha I'm not a shitty person at all because my shittiness is so cheap and anyway, screw the man!
The fucking cope in this thread...

>> No.15122316

>>15122291
not mad, it's stealing.

>> No.15122326

>>15122290
>>15122291
Fuck thieves no matter what. It's the only right thing that the middle east has done, cutting off their hands.

Also, corporations will fire the little guy for not giving a shit about theft. You may think you're costing some CEO, but he's got a golden parachute, and the wagie doesn't.

>> No.15122332

>>15122258
why stop there? why not grab a birthday cake too?

>> No.15122336
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15122336

don't mind me just pirating this soup

>> No.15122385

>>15122332
but it isn't my birthday

>> No.15122393

>>15122336
based. i guarantee every person in this thread pirates thousands of dollars worth of crap yet still thinks they're morally superior because they don't take a free donut.

>> No.15122405
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15122405

No, but I used to grab some candy out of the self serve dispensers when I was a kid

>> No.15122407

>>15122393
>movies and television shows have a monetary value
ok boomer

>> No.15122413

The jokes on you pal, I'm on food stamps and everything is free at the grocery store up to $821 per month for me and my senpai senpai

>> No.15122416

>>15122393
i don't pirate anything, I pay for the things I use. the doughnut isn't free, if it was free it wouldn't be an issue.

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>>15122405
>Different prices for different candies at the "pick and mix"
Do americans really?

>> No.15122465

>>15122452
Thats not a pic a mix achmed

>> No.15122470
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15122470

>>15122465
It should be Bubba

>> No.15122486

>>15122258
All my donuts are free cuz I got that EBT
Yo and I eat ribeye and the taxpayers buy

>> No.15122491

>>15122393
Ownership of digital goods is a fraud perpetrated by rent-seeking parasites. Food is material.

>> No.15122493

>>15122274
you won't do shit nigger

>> No.15122506

>>15122493
Fucking test me bitch.

>> No.15122515

>>15122393
Its not free u nigger

>> No.15122517

>>15122258
fat fuck

>> No.15122532

>>15122393
i cant eat a television show or hentai you dip

>> No.15122540
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15122540

>>15122258
Quite frequently. In fact, I eat 5-6 of them. They are particularly delicious at HEB.

>> No.15122554

>>15122258
No. I don't like donuts.
As I age, sugar gives me the jitters

>> No.15122558

>>15122258
of course that way I get to use the eating mask exemption.

>> No.15122559

I don't eat sweets anymore after I suffered a stroke

>> No.15122561

>>15122393
give me a donut recipe and I'll pirate it

>> No.15122563

>>15122258
my local safeway which had great donuts got replaced by a shitty store called freshco and they have no bakery. I'm livid over it.

>> No.15122566

>>15122558
this is an excellent piece of advice

>> No.15122577

>>15122559
t. Jack

>> No.15122614
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15122614

>>15122258

yes, it's even easier now that I'm wearing a mask

>> No.15122636

>>15122614
requesting rule 34 of Chinese Madame Rona

>> No.15122652

>>15122326
Sounds like someone cut off your balls you little bitch.

>> No.15122660

>>15122258
use to eat a whole meal this way. just fill up a handbasket and eat as you go, and fill up your cargo pants and jacket with the loot you wanna take on the go and drop the basket off in the laundry baskets. tada!

>> No.15122664

>>15122563
because you ate their margins

>> No.15122673

>>15122652
poorfag cope
just buy it you poor nigger

>> No.15122685

>>15122652
When your house gets robbed or car stolen, you wont call the cops then right? Since stealing is so cool. You wouldn't be a hypocrite would you?

>> No.15122698

>>15122326
Good, fuck the wagie

>> No.15122700

>>15122685
What are the cops gonna do about it? Show up half an hour later and shoot my dog?

>> No.15122705

I'm not a jogger, so no. I pay for my goods. I tip my waitstaff generously, and I support local businesses.

>> No.15122710

>>15122705
lmfao retard alert. thanks goyim

>> No.15122739

>>15122710
I wish I could be this retarded

>> No.15122749
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15122749

Yeah I do OP. Sometimes I'll crack open an energy drink and leave it on the shelf when I'm done. I consider it a tax for giving them my business, and if they can't protect it then they don't deserve to have it.

I used to go to the deli and order a full plate, eat it IN-STORE, throw my shit away and walk out.

I also walked into a bestbuy and walked out without paying for a ps4.

Yes, im white and confident. Don't be a grubby nigger and you won't get put in jail, lol

>> No.15122768

thousalt not steal (torrents dont count)

>> No.15122774

>>15122749
I used to work for Superstore and just grab a full plate of food on my lunchbreak, walk past the cashiers and into the break room almost everyday.
Anyone who has a "career" involved at a supermarket also has tiny little balls and won't say shit even if they do notice.

>> No.15122786

With how bad some grocery stores baked goods are, they should just be happy that someone is eating it rather than it all going into a bin.

>> No.15122797

>>15122258
No. Its theft.

>> No.15122799

>>15122700
Based
Cops exist to protect banks and insurance companies, as well as to die for Israel when some fasci goy or jiggy wiggy niggy gets out of line

>> No.15122859

>>15122258
no i'm not black

>> No.15122885
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15122885

yes, I say HELLO BITCHES, NICE DONUTS, HAHA, IM THE KING OF THE GROCERY STORE, IM JUST TASTE TESTING THE FOOD IN MY KINGDOM, MMMMM, HAHAHA, I WIN!

>> No.15122891

>>15122258
On the one hand, you're sticking it to big corp and I applaud you for that. On the the other hand, the only person I could envision doing this would be a gigantic asshole in day to day life.

Giving bad people good ideas, I guess.

>> No.15123205

>>15122685
I'm sure you've never been a hypocrite, anon. now get back to sucking that dick.

>> No.15123218

>>15122291
>theft isn't inherently bad, only if it crosses an imaginary line that I define however I like
Nigger tier.

>> No.15123226

>>15123218
Imagine basing your morality on some random country's laws lol. I would steal an entire superstore and I wouldn't feel as bad as not smiling at a small business owner

>> No.15123252

>>15122407
>>15122491
>>15122532

>stealing media ia fine!
>nononono you cant steal life sustenance!

>> No.15123343

>>15122258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeplVT4qEZc

>> No.15123452

>>15122540
dont open the gif lads

>> No.15123475

I drink a couple of beers in a grocery bathroom everytime I go and haven't been caught yet

>> No.15123505

>>15122749
I started opening the cardboard onbeer boxes so when people pick them up they drop and spray everywhere. It’s fucking hilarious every time.

>> No.15123511
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15123511

I usually open a bag of chips and eat them while I shop and then ditch the bag in the cereal aisle.
Family tradition: gotta have your "shopping chips"

>> No.15123517

>>15123226
Yea because the minimum wage worker who gets their pay docked and because you felt like being edgy and "sticking it to the man" doesn't matter. And don't give me some communist bullshit like "well the system shouldn't allow that". Well it does so cut that shit out. Petty theft is honestly the scummiest thing you could do. At least try to be a moral person for once in your pathetic life, please!

>> No.15123542

I steal shit sometimes, because I'm an immoral loser, but when I worked at a gas station it would personally offend me when someone stole, and Id make arguments, do police reports about it, pass on cctv footage/plate numbers, or just trespass people

Not sure why but its different when you personally are running the store. It feels like they are stealing from ME even though I know deep down I have just internalized the wants/ends of an indifferent corporation that doesn't give a fuck about me.

Its fucked really

>> No.15123566

>>15123542
Ok chud

>> No.15123584

>>15123542
Because you've been brainwashed to be like that, groomed by corporate horseshit.
The moment they really piss in your cereal, and that moment will come, is the moment you will remember what I said right now and change that attitude completely.

>> No.15123663

>>15122540
I live you momma

>> No.15124091

>>15122540
darn it

>> No.15124112

Eating donuts is for children

>> No.15124119

>>15122258
I worked with a kid that came in one day and had a donut before shift then went out to his car to get his work ID. When he walks back in they fire him on the spot for shoplifting

>> No.15124127

>>15124112
t. virgin

>> No.15124133

>>15123542
I used to work for a clothing store where I'd come in from one day off, and find 20-40 missing sensors stuffed in pockets, mannequins, whatever. If I came in after a shift off, maybe 2-4.

Our jobs as managers were on the line, and no one was actually watching the floor. Like, fuck me for not wanting to lose my job, right? We had like a 20% shrink rate. That meant 20% of our inventory was being stolen.

Fuck the big corporation I guess, but it meant we could hire less people, and our jobs were harder.

>> No.15124160

>>15122393
I cannot copy soup, but I can copy data. Also, fuck jews and their media 'rights.'

>> No.15124298

How do you eat a donut with your mask on?

>> No.15124311

>>15122540
damn you

>> No.15124326

>>15122540
I am immune though

>> No.15124548

>>15122279
This. Don't fucking try this where I work. It's not about the money, it's about respect.

>> No.15124563

>>15122287
this is the way to do it. if you're feeling extra helpful you can tear the remainder in to 7 evenly sized pieces to help encourage others to sample.

>> No.15124572

Just suck the cream out and put it back, then it's just destruction of property on a 50 cent item instead of shoplifting.

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>>15123542

>> No.15124586

>>15124133
Why not blame the corporations instead of the people desperate enough to go to jail for clothing?

>> No.15124607

>>15122405
there was a wall of these at my local cinema when i was a kid and until i was like 10 i thought they were free because me and my older brother would just take huge bags of them

probably stole literally thousands of dollars of candy over the years.

>> No.15124610

>>15123542
You can lose your job if you don't do anything about thieves (or more accurately, the manager can punish you), but you're based for being honest about it. Human psychology is both good and bad, and unfortunately it is used to manipulate people a lot.

>> No.15124612

>>15122258
>stealing terrible donuts
plebeian

>> No.15124625

>>15122258
Loss prevention would like to have a little chat with you, you thieving fuckstick.

>> No.15124636

>>15124586
Because it was hispanic teenagers and white blonde cheerleaders stealing our shit all the same? No one walked in with holes in their shoes looking for a clearance shirt at $5.90 in the back that was a season or two off, they stole the $100 jacket or dress in the front instead.

>> No.15124757

Yes and I also enjoy the free hot dogs they have near the deli. Same with the little orange juice bottles.

>> No.15124762

>>15122540
Fuck

>> No.15124818
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15124818

>>15122290
>jogger-like behavior should go unpunished
Fuck corporations, but you should be shot along with them, joggers, and their enablers.

>> No.15124830

>>15122279
Don't you mean bagel?

>> No.15124841

>>15124818
it just a donut you kike

>> No.15124842

>>15122540
Fuck you and your gif

>> No.15124851

I helped myself to a 6 pack today and chicken sandwich

>> No.15124872

>>15122290
>>15122291
It has nothing to do with the corporations or the management. You're just trying to justify your own shitty, entitled behavior. You're right: it's only 50 cents worth of sugar and dough, but you've failed to factor in the cost of labor and the need to make a profit on product. If you think that the labor is worthless and that profit isn't necessary, then buy the flour and sugar and make your own doughnut. Then, start your own business and feel free to encourage theft. You'll be a business owner, then, and, as long as your turn some sort of profit, it won't matter if some of your product gets stolen.

>> No.15124879

>>15122279
Wow so scary. Also obviously that's just if they get caught, and usually they won't. You're a moron.

>> No.15124885

>>15124578
wait what am i supposed to be seeing here

>> No.15124889

>>15122540
Not testing it

>> No.15124894

>>15124872
>if you think something I don't like then do some retarded thing I just thought up in my head!
no

>> No.15124957

>>15123218
How many grocery bags do you use when you go to the store? How many times have you used the public restroom? How much have you paid in wear and tear fees when you use a shopping cart? Get the boot out of your throat and understand even the fucking store doesn't care if a few people have a freebie so long as it entices them to shop there.

>> No.15124969

>>15124957
I know this is bait and it's pretty silly to say that stealing donuts is not only okay but weird not to do, but I 100% agree with the reasoning that got you to that conclusion. Some people really just are retards who don't think at all about how in a society where we live next to each other we naturally and automatically step on each other's toes and 'steal' from each other.

>> No.15125007

>>15124841
Ooga booga to you to, Jamalrius.

>> No.15125020

>>15124885
its at an amusement park or something, where they offer to sell you a picture of you on the ride for 5 bucks

>> No.15125049

>>15124885
he's "stealing" the picture they take of you on the roller coaster by recording it. They try to charge you like 20 bucks for those

>> No.15125051

>>15122540
N

>> No.15125058

>>15122393
pirating ist the same as stealing
also the guy in the video is contaminating the food with his bodily fluids

>> No.15125139

imagine being sucha brokeass nigga that you sweat a fucking 2/1 dollar bagel cost to pay at the register

>> No.15125150
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15125150

>>15122540
Fuck you

>> No.15125192

>>15125139
>getting ready to walk through the store and buy $100+ of groceries
>can’t even have a complementary donut
Even shitball car mechanic shops give you a cup of coffee while you wait

>> No.15125306

>>15122540
fuk u

>> No.15125415
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>>15122540
Fucking seppos

>> No.15125454

>>15122685
when my house gets robbed they don't just eat a donut then leave

>> No.15125460

>>15124818
stealing is all good if you're white