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How many of these would it require to satiate your hunger? Be honest.

>> No.15121421

>>15121413
Katya's melons alone would suffice

>> No.15121422

>>15121413
I wouldn't be able to finish it. I'd have left overs in the freezer for a few weeks. A larger American one might even last me a few months.

>> No.15121426

>>15121413
>cheese and charcuterie
>no bread
why do they always do this?

>> No.15121428

Are you trying to make me cry?

>> No.15121434

>>15121426
anon bottom right now stop drinking bad gin

>> No.15121436
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>>15121413

>> No.15121437

if I ate half of that, I would be fine

not drinking that wine though, sun is still up

>> No.15121438

One peach, half a croissant, some blackberries and maybe some cheese. Im not fat, I actually come here to compliment my workouts so I have self control when it comes to food.

>> No.15121439

>>15121434
>croissant
>bread

you small penis individual.......

>> No.15121459

>>15121439
>asking for bread and not more meats and cheese
mine might be modest but at least yours is smaller

>> No.15121460
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15121460

> no baguette to eat the cheese and charcuterie with

This triggers me

>> No.15121463

>>15121459
WHY WOULD YOU WANT MORE MEAT AND CHEESE IF THERE IS NO FUCKING BREAD???? IDIOT CUNT

>> No.15121464

baguette is the faggot of the bread world.

>> No.15121468

>>15121464
thanks for the input faggot

>> No.15121490

>>15121413
Too bad about those sag bags. She would be a 10/10 if she was an A cup

>> No.15121501

>>15121463
>buys quality meats and cheeses for charcuterie board
>eats it with bread and dilutes the flavor
yeah no. and if you're concerned about the salt then that's what the fruit and wine are for

>> No.15121511

>>15121490

sounds like you think she'd be a 11/10 if she had a dick

>> No.15121513

>>15121511
Now you're getting it

>> No.15121514
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>>15121468
how man "baguettes" can you fit in your mouth faggot?

>> No.15121517

>>15121501
A charcuterie board is always served with bread, you have no idea of what you're talking about.
Also bread doesn't dilute flavours and if you actually want to feed yourself with only cheese and charcuterie you're a disgusting lardass.

>> No.15121519
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15121519

please stop

>> No.15121522

>>15121514
how long can you look at baguette and not think of dicks? you dick obsessed faggot

>> No.15121530

>>15121517
Fuck off. The era of bread is over, the tyranny of the baker overturned.

>> No.15121534

>>15121460
Isn't that what the croissants are for?

>> No.15121539

>>15121530
You're so pathetic, enjoy your gluten free quinoa and soy milk. Charcuterie and cheese ALWAYS go with bread and there's nothing you can do about it.

>> No.15121540

>>15121534
not bread, faggot

>> No.15121545

>>15121517
only if you're poor

>> No.15121550

>>15121413
a glass of wine,half of a croissant with the brie, two slices of peaches, two black berries, slice of ham and a six grapes. what is the dead thing off the corner of the picnic sheet?

>> No.15121557

>>15121545
You mean only if you're a faggot afraid of eating bread.

>> No.15121560

>>15121550
a goose.

>> No.15121564

>>15121534
Croissants are sugared pastries that you usually eat on their own or or with coffee or a hot chocolate. Baguette is more of a neutral tasting crunchy bread that goes very well with cheese, charcuteries or most sauces.

>> No.15121565

>>15121564
>Croissants are sugared
no

>> No.15121568

>>15121557
>affraid
if i wanted a sammich i'd make sammich

>> No.15121570
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>>15121560
in front of the goose.

>> No.15121576

>>15121540
>>15121564

Just because it's not technically bread doesn't mean you can't use it in a sandwich, plenty of places have sandwiches using croissants for the bread

>> No.15121577

>>15121564
there isn't sugar in a a croissant, unless it's an almond or chocolate croissant.

>> No.15121583

>>15121576
>Just because it's not technically bread
how is it not bread?

>> No.15121589

>>15121576
And its fucking stupid, only non french do it

>> No.15121803

>>15121570
That's a leaf.

>> No.15121838

>>15121426
Are you blind

>> No.15121863

>>15121570
That’s a leaf you fucking moron
Who let the AI we’ve been training with CAPTCHA out of its containment cell?

>> No.15121870

>>15121576
Exactly how is a croissant “technically not bread?” I think it technically is bread and only frenchy fairy faggots think it isn’t.

>> No.15121879

>>15121870
It’s a pastry not a bread. And yes croissants absolutely have sugar in them

>> No.15121898

>>15121879
Most things derived from plants have sugar in them, it’s natural for organisms that produce carbohydrates to survive to have carbohydrates in them.

>> No.15121899
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>>15121413

>> No.15121906

>>15121879
>And yes croissants absolutely have sugar in them
do Americans really?

>> No.15121981

>>15121413
who is this?

>> No.15122030

>>15121413
I would blow my load in her if you catch my drift.

>> No.15122055

>>15121879
i hate this faggot board

>> No.15122063

>>15121413
>thank you for arranging this cute little picnic babe. I'm really glad to have a girlfriend like you.
>now for the dessert... you ;)
Simple as.

>> No.15122093

>>15121981
Katya something. I forget her surname, but she was cast for the leading role in the upcoming Netflix reboot of The Nanny.

>> No.15122114

>>15121564
What type of weird ass croissants do you eat?

>> No.15122123

>>15121413
Sweetheart, you are lookin GOOD TODAY

>> No.15122134

>>15122123
Then walk away.

>> No.15122135
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15122135

Do normies actually have picnics? I thought that was just a movie thing.

>> No.15122141

>>15121838
C'est des croissants, not some bread.

>> No.15122144

>>15122135
I like picnics or eating on the outdoor porch. I take my kid with me and we have a nice time.

>> No.15122147

>>15121413

Call me spoiled, but her tits aren't big enough for me. Gonna hard pass on this thot and kick over the picnic as I walk away eating a hot dog.

>> No.15122148

>>15122147
>passes on woman with a weiner in his mouth
apropos

>> No.15122156

>>15121530
Based ! Fuck carbs !

>> No.15122158

>>15122147
They're probably a good size when erect, though. I doubt she's aroused in that photo.

>> No.15122163

>>15122147
she looks like a cow bro. she should get surgery to flatten herself out. she has a lot of potential.

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>>15121413
>charcuterie with croissant

Seriously.

>> No.15122333
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>>15122144
Having picnics with cheap single use grills is a national pastime in Norway.

>> No.15122339

>>15122333
was for
>>15122135

>> No.15122344

>>15122333
>no black at the park
How do we do this in the U.S. Bros?

>> No.15122346

>>15122333
What's a single use grill? Like a disposable foil tray?

>> No.15122348

>>15122344
It was easy, it took an entire civil war to let the niggers back into the park, going back to the way it was before must be pretty easy in comparison

>> No.15122352

>>15122344
>no culture
>no diversity
>no good food
>no fun time (blacks are just naturally more outgoing and funny)
Yeah, no thanks.

>> No.15122354

>>15121439
>cwasson
>not bread
you smooth brained individual.....

>> No.15122368
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>>15122346
Yeah, essentially they're foil trays filled with charcoal and fire starter.

Notice the burned spots in the grass in >>15122333 that's from the grills.

>> No.15122372

>15122352
Weak bait

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>>15122352

>> No.15122396
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>>15122135
i guess they do. me and my friends used to buy fried chicken, boiled seafood or just some bread to eat while drinking outdoors but i never considered it picnicing.

>> No.15122402

>>15121570
have you ever been outside?

>> No.15122464

>>15121413
None this is obnoxious and attention whoring

>> No.15122469

>>15121413
>carefully preparing all of that shit just to have some asshole goose come by, eat your shit, and spill wine everywhere

>> No.15122472

>>15122333
>sitting on the ground like cavemen

Fucking savages

>> No.15122492

>>15121522
>>15121514
>>15121511
>>15121468
>>15121464
bickering faguettes itt

>> No.15122503

>>15121413
too much milk

>> No.15122514

>>15121413
The picnic meal is not supposed to be filling, it is meant to be light enough so as to not prevent the possibility of taking your girlfriend out behind a bush and having sex in the outdoors.

>> No.15122535

>>15121413
I'm not sure i could finish a whole goose, but the charc does make it easier going down

>> No.15122546
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15122546

Probably 3 or 4 servings of what I see there. Especially if it was shared between two people

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bust

>> No.15122696

>>15121463
Fite IRL?

>> No.15122731

>>15122333
Wow. I thought Brussels parks were overcrowded.

>> No.15122752

>>15122333
>All women except 1 are overweight
Huh

>> No.15122770

>>15122135
I used to picnic a lot with one of my ex. We also played DS games in parks, picnic&Mario Kart.

>> No.15122779

>This fucking thread
Do Americans really not see the problem with using a buttery sweet pastry as bread?!

>> No.15122782

>>15122752
fins compete with swedes. So fin legislature pass regulations that all women should be built for BBC by 2024.

>> No.15122790

>>15122779
sweet? Why fhe fuck are your breads sweet?
Fucking europoors I swear.

>> No.15122809

>>15122790
In Europe they add a ton of sugar to their bread

>> No.15122810

>>15122333
Imagine the smell.

>> No.15124271

>>15122344
I counted 9 eyelet.

>> No.15124272

>>15121413
Probably like 15 or so.
Skinny bitch has no meat on her.

>> No.15124280

>>15122030
The goose? That's kind of fucked up.

>> No.15124293

>>15122148
Lol'd

>> No.15124333

>>15121413
I think eating one of those bootyholes would be enough

>> No.15124343
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>>15121413

she's not half as pretty as my girlfriend
I can see you all agree

>> No.15124620

i want this so bad anons. why live

>> No.15124634

>>15121413
fuckin sexy bitch FUCK

>> No.15124858

>>15122810
An assortment of meats being cooked, the smell of smoke from the charcoal brickets being ignited, maybe a cigarette being smoked near by and a lot of fuckinng sweaty swamp ass Yuro musk.

Yuck.

>> No.15124886
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all the tits, all the meat, all the cheese. Maybe like half a croissant but not a whole croissant. Nobody needs a whole croissant.

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>>15121413
I would ravenously consoom every single blackberry, all of the brie, most of the prosciutto, some pepperoni, some of the African boob grapes, and one nectarine, than ravish her and slap her ass red while I call her a stupid uneducated fucking whore for bringing croissants to a charcuterie.

>> No.15125233

>>15121413
I would eat her pussy for weeks

>> No.15125286

>>15124858
Obsessed

>> No.15126498
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>>15122352
>>no culture
>>no diversity
>>no good food
>>no fun time (blacks are just naturally more outgoing and funny)
>Yeah, no thanks.

>> No.15126510

>>15121413
Depends, how engorged is she

>> No.15126928

>>15122135
Hello fellow Rhode Islander.

>> No.15128766

>>15121413
Being vegan, I'd eat only the fruit. Think she'd be okay with that?

>> No.15129026

>>15121413
me on the left (frolicking in the grass)

>> No.15129377

>>15122352
Spotted the nigger

>> No.15130055

>>15121550
it's the girls dead toad best friend, she's clearly the type to keep someone in a cellar.

>> No.15130360

>>15121879
bread has sugar in it

>> No.15130368

>>15121413
I unironically don't like croissants or wine.
I'd just eat the fruit and meat, maybe a bit of the cheese.

>> No.15130868

>>15121413
I want her to lovingly breastfeed me in public while I play with her lady parts

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>>15121413

FOODA

>> No.15131227
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15131227

>>15124886

>> No.15131932

>>15121564
wanna know how i know you're an amerifat?

>> No.15132039

>>15122333
>>15122346
I was sure he meant single-use girls.

>> No.15132753

>>15121413
i never liked charcuterie, it's just so dry to me. although it strikes me as one of those foods that are funnier with friends.

>> No.15132773

>>15121803
>>15121863
are you retarded?

>> No.15132787

>>15121413
>kill the bird
>break up the cutting board for kindling and use the cwassant bag to start fire while she guts and plucks bird
>wrap the prochuto around my dick so it feels bigger as I fuck her while the fire burns out
>grab subway sandwiches on the way home since everything is ruined

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15132914

I'm with the frogs itt where the fuck is la baguette

>> No.15133043

>>15122141
do you think cheese and charcuterie doesn't go on croissants or something

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>>15121413
You are a severe fatass if 3 peaches alone don't make you feel stuffed. Never mind the full goddamned wedge of cheese.

>> No.15133083

>>15132753
charcuterie is no joke anon. in fact, its very serious

>> No.15133106

>>15121564
hello mexican anon

>> No.15133130

>>15132753
A lot of people here seem to have a severe problem with any suggestion of dryness, as though all food needs to be bursting with fluid. Is it diabetes or is it autism?

>> No.15133137

>>15133130
both

>> No.15133138

>>15133130
i guess i just like to have a moist mouth. fluids and fats also retain more taste.

>> No.15133142

>>15132753
>>15133130
you're supposed to eat a few slices with other stuff, you fucking spergs. of course it's going to seem too dry if you try to make a meal the size of the average olive garden serving.

>> No.15133175

>>15133142
or if you eat it slow and drink literally anything with it

>> No.15133439

>>15133138
Most people still have a moist mouth eating dry foods. There are salivary glands right in the mouth for that very purpose. You might have a medical problem.

>> No.15133684

>>15121413
Just the milk for me, thanks.

>> No.15133723

>>15121413
Where was this photo taken?

>> No.15133746

>>15133723
Royal Botanic Gardens Victoria

>> No.15133871

>>15121803
>>15121863
ITS BARK FROM THE TREE U IDIOTS

>> No.15133898

I wish i could afford charcuterie and a hooker.

>> No.15133996

>>15121413
I could pound on that goose for a few minutes at least

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>>15121413
>No Butter
>No Herring
>No Gabagol
>No Secondary/Triple Cheese