/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15111958]

How do I explain to my dad that it's an insult to ask for steak sauce at a fancy steak house? He's a sugar addicted tastlet twink that can't finish a butterfly fillet mignon by himself which is embarrassing as fuck but I don't understand why he won't acknowledge basic restaurant etticute.

[Anonymous No.15111962]

>>15111958
By losing weight.

[Anonymous No.15112049]

Wrong. Also it's spelled etiquette.

[Anonymous No.15112057]

>>15111958
>insult to ask for steak sauce
Who gives a shit? If the waiter acts insulted, then just don't tip.

[Anonymous No.15112064]

If they have steak sauce on hand to give to him when he asks, then they have no business being insulted about it, if it's that big of a deal they won't even carry it

[Anonymous No.15112067]

>>15111958
>I don't understand why he won't acknowledge basic restaurant etticute.
What fucking overly pretentious gaudy steakhouses are you taking your dad to that steaksauce is actually an insult? Sounds like you should be taking him to outback or longhorn

[Anonymous No.15112069]

>>15111958
The etiquette at a restaurant is that you ask for whatever you want, you're paying the piper, you call the tune.

Years back on CBC when it was not quite so pozzed, you had features like people calling in to Peter Gzowski telling them about their adventures in asking for ketchup in different places. In one, it was a fancy hotel. The ketchup came on a plate, with a doily, in a silver dish, with a spoon. The guy would've done fine with the bottle, eh.

[Anonymous No.15112234]

yo dis nigga etticute

[Anonymous No.15112236]

>>15111958
>etticute

[Anonymous No.15112238]

You should apologize to your dad for being such a disappointment

[Anonymous No.15112536]

>>15111958
Its bitches like you that make me use extra steak sauce when I get it.

[Anonymous No.15112553]

>>15111958
This man is living the dream