/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15110429]

Is that a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, you'd say?

[Anonymous No.15110447]

Yes but due to its low density it will make you review movies, idolize Mario and simp for garbage tiddy pseuds.

[Anonymous No.15110454]

One time I got a double quarter pounder meal and 10 nuggets and felt pretty full after.
There's no way I could finish all of that in one sitting.

[Anonymous No.15110480]

>>15110429
Yes, in America we'd call that a light snack between meals.

[Anonymous No.15110498]

It's a good appetizer before you tuck into your dinner of chicken that marinated in acid in a duct tape bag for a week

[Albumen No.15110518]

Yeah for double quarter pounder as with cheese 2 sets of 10 chicken mcnuggets to medium fries and 4 medium drinks? Yeah that seems about an average meal for I know that seems about a stud seems a small meal for an average person of course

[Anonymous No.15110521]

as you can see this retard is holding the tray with one hand because he just had to get his instagram picture. and the footprint of that tray is way too big to possibly be stable with one hand
I like to believe as he was putting his phone in his pocket the whole thing fell on the ground

[Anonymous No.15110549]

>>15110429
No but I can see a lot of /ck/ being able to do it. I could easily do it at 5'3.
>>15110521
Heavier items are by his hand and the lighter items on the open end. The tray is probably balanced enough to hold for a while for the picture and a bit after.

[Anonymous No.15110831]

>>15110549
>I could easily do it at 5'3.
You're wider than you are tall, aren't you
>>15110498
>in a duct tape bag for a week
It looked like Medic trying to make a new organ

[Anonymous No.15110906]

>>15110831
>You're wider than you are tall, aren't you
Nope, im like 107lbs at my heaviest. I'm just an active shit that moves around way too much.

[Anonymous No.15110914]

>>15110906
>107lbs
Are you female

[Anonymous No.15110918]

>>15110521
But he's obviously balancing it on his penis.

[Anonymous No.15110922]

>>15110914
No, just a very short spic that has the luck, good or bad is up to you, of also having japs in the mix.

[Anonymous No.15110945]

>>15110429
no, that's disgusting. The only thing edible there are the fries.

[Anonymous No.15111029]

for an average-sized korean woman, yes

[Anonymous No.15111314]

>>15110922
do you feel cute?

[Anonymous No.15111549]

>>15111029
I'll never understand the appeal to watching people do this.
>>15111314
Not something I think about anon, I think i'm happy with who I am at the very least.

[Anonymous No.15111688]

>>15110429
This is a very large amount of McDonalds for an average-sized peron, but it's also not so large that the average-sized person couldn't finish it.

My typical meal at McDonalds would probably be less than half of that, but I could easily eat all of that as a challenge.

[Anonymous No.15111767]

>>15110429
I'm unironically trying to figure out how many people you could feed with this

[Anonymous No.15111777]

>>15111029
wtf her nostrils are huge, her plastic surgeon fucked up.

[Anonymous No.15111790]

>>15111029
Why do Asians with large nostrils look so jarring

[Albumen No.15111792]

>>15111549
You sound cute.

[Anonymous No.15111811]

>>15110429
The food isn't the hard part. It's the pop that'll get you.

[Anonymous No.15111985]

>>15111792
you sound gay as fuck stop hitting on random people you fucking incel homo

[Anonymous No.15112037]

>>15111767
One, as long as they had a snack beforehand

[Anonymous No.15112050]

>>15111792
>you sound cute
Alrighty then anon, pretty weird thing to say

[Anonymous No.15112163]

>>15110429

[Anonymous No.15112178]

>>15112163
What the hell is under the bear's face?

[Anonymous No.15112340]

>>15110429
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[Anonymous No.15112347]

[Anonymous No.15112361]

[Anonymous No.15112362]

>>15112340
The really sad part is that this implies Boogie at least has a wife and kids, and is arguably better than reality.

[Anonymous No.15112383]

[Anonymous No.15112394]

>>15110945
lmao

[Anonymous No.15112397]

[Anonymous No.15112403]

>>15110429
Bunch of pansies itt.
I can eat & drink all of that in a single meal I'm only like ~270lbs.
My max was 6 large chicken sandwich meals 2 big mack meals.

[Anonymous No.15112413]

>>15112403
>only ~270lbs
texas or mexico?

[Anonymous No.15112420]

>>15112397
>replace mcdonalds with fruit stand
>everyone goes to the other mcdonalds around the corner

[Anonymous No.15112440]

>>15112397
But fruits are bad for you in meal form. They're meant as a light snack (a single fruit or two) not a meal replacement.

[Anonymous No.15113090]

>>15112362
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.15113899]

>>15112362
this

[Anonymous No.15113920]

>>15110945
my sides

[Anonymous No.15114454]

>>15111767
Probably 2 or 3. McBurgs unironically aren't filling. If you're really hungry you could do two burgs, a med fry, and maybe 4 or so nuggs.

[Anonymous No.15114491]

>>15112440

[Anonymous No.15114519]

>>15112413
hungary

[Anonymous No.15114736]

>>15114454
>If you're really hungry
The average slob doesn't really get hungry. They are eating constantly throughout the day.
Their stomach nearly always has something churning in it. They think the Geneva convention was breeched if they miss breakfast.
If they fasted for 48 hours they would have no problem with that meal.

[Anonymous No.15114759]

>>15112361
Nobody runs in these families, thats the problem.

[Anonymous No.15114798]

are u ready for mcdonald's night /ck/?

[Anonymous No.15115116]

>>15112163
Damn.... deep. Guess we better eat bugs now!

[Anonymous No.15115127]

>>15112397
Meanwhile in the same breath
>we need to lockdown for 6 more months! yes, I know it hurts local businesses while corporations profit, but trust the science bigot!

[Anonymous No.15115152]

>>15111029
Those are nostrils that have been hooked multiple times

[Anonymous No.15115157]

>>15114759
zing

[Anonymous No.15115178]

>>15112403
>I'm only like ~270lbs.
Why are you a fucking lardass

[Anonymous No.15115498]

>>15110429
That is enough to feed me for 3 days what the fuck

[Anonymous No.15115562]

>>15112178
I believe it is a very fat turkey.

[Anonymous No.15115581]

>>15114798
mood

[Anonymous No.15116150]

>>15110429
If you're a creepy fatass movie reviewer then yes.

[Anonymous No.15116196]

>>15114798
It is still day

[Anonymous No.15116210]

>>15115116
You don't need to consume animals to be at optimal health, much less survive.

[Anonymous No.15116238]

>>15110429
Id demolish the food.
The drinks would do me in.

[Anonymous No.15117141]

>tfw I see these threads

[Anonymous No.15117192]

>>15114798
My interpretation of this is that as a kid his mom took him to McDonald's every Friday so he saw it as "McDonald's Night" and since he has autism it never occurred to him that this isn't universal, but the interesting part is that 20 years later when he made this comic he still never achieved enough self-awareness to figure that out (because Dobson is not the type to make a comic poking fun at that kind of thing, there's no way that was his intention) so you know it's some serious autism and not just high-functioning aspergers

[Anonymous No.15117645]

>>15110945
Fucccckkkkk I hate women SO MUCH.

[Anonymous No.15117663]

>>15110429

Is anybody else not bothered by how one of the burgers only has one patty and all the rest are doubles?

[Anonymous No.15117674]

>>15117645
She's 100% right and you're an incel

[Anonymous No.15117863]

>>15110429
What do we reckon lads? Burgers first, then fries, then nuggets and drinks last?

[Anonymous No.15117969]

>>15110429
>Tfw can only have 1 of those fries, 1 burger and maybe a drink.
What am I then?

[Anonymous No.15117982]

>>15110429
a lot of people say "ohh yea no problem I can eat all this" but I bet you 75% of the way through most people would be ready to yack. I'd get through all the food but not the soda

[G8rH8r No.15118004]

>>15117663
That happens about 20% of the time you order a double because they are biologically incapable of literacy

[Anonymous No.15118780]

>>15110429
I'd say that's a good amount for three or four meals, but since I am a fat person, I'm sure I could easily eat all of it in one go if I really wanted to.

[Anonymous No.15118822]

>>15117192
I know someone who went to art school with him and he'd probably agree with this

[Anonymous No.15118832]

>>15117645
She's being a cunt but you're still pathetic

[Anonymous No.15119869]

I have eaten larger orders than this many times it is incredibly fucking easy.

[Anonymous No.15119899]

all across the country people are skuliing 2L mountain dews and an unhealthy amount of doritos and tendies. Same goes for people drinking over 10 beers in 2 hours for the people making the drink argument. the chips go down like air and the bread is the same the nuggets are literally the hardest thing to eat in this scenario and it's just fucking 20 like how hard is that. for the $3000 the original post offered every one of you would complete this challenge. and no it isn't an average meal even for an american

[Anonymous No.15120020]

>>15119899
>and no it isn't an average meal even for an american
The trouble with finishing this meal for the average American is that they have already been to McDonald's that day. Twice

[Anonymous No.15120037]

forcing that much greasy fast food down your throat should make any normal healthy person sick, not even counting the drinks

[Anonymous No.15120046]

>>15114454
>2 or 3

so the memes are true then, you americans think 2 dble qtr pndrs and 10 pack nugget, learge frie and 2 drink is normal

hah ha

[Anonymous No.15120053]

>>15111790
>>15115152

[Anonymous No.15120059]

>>15111777
CHECKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>15120053
What do you think was going through her mind when that picture was taken?

[Anonymous No.15120060]

>>15120059
>What do you think was going through her mind when that picture was taken?
"I hope I can still hold my farts in after this session."

[Anonymous No.15120406]

>>15111029
This is really uncomfortable to watch
I feel creeped out

[Anonymous No.15120433]

>>15110429
Fuck off movie blob

[Anonymous No.15121296]

>>15110429
>3 double quarter pounders
>1 single quarter pounder
>everything else symmetrical
autism: triggered

[Anonymous No.15122137]

>>15111029

[Anonymous No.15122353]

>"average"
>nearly 6500 calories in one sitting

Sure is fatass bait in here.

[Anonymous No.15122618]

>>15111029
that plastic face

[Anonymous No.15122628]

>>15111029
She looks like she's taking a shit with every bite, which might be how she gets so much in.

[Anonymous No.15122630]

>>15114798
We eating good tonight bois

[Anonymous No.15122644]

>>15110429
I can't even eat 4 Mcdoubles, let alone 4 double quater pounders.

But Bob is a fat retard

[Anonymous No.15122895]

>>15110429
I heard this is how a average American's snack looks like