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It's not looking good Marco bros

https://youtu.be/SIoskZPhzTA

>> No.15109295

>>15109289
smoking 3 packs of ciggies a day takes its toll , anon
Also , he probably has throat cancer, that's why he shills so hard for Knorr, he needs the money

>> No.15109298

we got too cocky marco bros

>> No.15109300

>>15109295
>Also , he probably has throat cancer, that's why he shills so hard for Knorr, he needs the money
he's not a muttistani, so any medical treatment is free

>> No.15109306

>>15109289
I googled his age. He's 58. What the fuck

>> No.15109317

>>15109300
nothing is free in this world anon
Also , his oldest son is a complete subhuman. Maybe Marco knows his gonna die soon , so he saves money so his son won't have to suck dick in alleys for crack money

>> No.15109318

>>15109306
Yeah who would have thought that people get old.

>> No.15109325

>>15109317
>nothing is free in this world anon
Normal people would pay for it in tax but someone as rich as Marco probably hides his money offshore. So I doubt he's paying anything.

>> No.15109332

>>15109325
>. So I doubt he's paying anything.
He has like 20 restaurants, . He probably pays more in taxes than you will ever make

>> No.15109335

>>15109332
So what?

>> No.15109345

>>15109335
So he does pay taxes, you retard.

>> No.15109349

>>15109345
Source? Do you have access to his tax returns?

>> No.15109354

>>15109318
No 58 isn't that old. He seems like a frail old man

>> No.15109360

>>15109345
>>15109349
I don't think he gives a shit enough about money that badly to bother going through loopholes and shit to be honest. This is the guy who gave up his stars because he felt disillusioned with the industry that his passion was focused on. I would not be surprised if he held his money and paid taxes legitimately, and just spent his time doing this small time shit as a bit of income to support his spending habits or something. Guy probably drinks a ton.

>> No.15109368

>>15109360
he looks coke bloated too.

>> No.15109371

>>15109349
the burden of proof falls onto the challenger of the status quo from the perspective of any given social narrative

>> No.15109375 [DELETED] 

>>15109289
You might, say, pull your foreskin back and slowly lower the purple head into a goldfish bowl full of aggravated Brazilian wandering spiders. Or not, it's your choice. Perhaps even sliding a frozen spear of urine up your nose into your brain. There's no rules here.

>> No.15109378

>>15109371
based answer

>> No.15109379

>>15109371
Which is you. You were the challenger.

>> No.15109381
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>>15109317
>his oldest son is a complete subhuman. Maybe Marco knows his gonna die soon , so he saves money so his son won't have to suck dick in alleys for crack money

How did he raise such a mess

>> No.15109394

>>15109381
from what i've heard he borrowed 100k pounds to start a business, went abroad, spent it all in 2 months then came back as nothing happened.

>> No.15109398

>>15109371
>>15109360
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/marco-pierre-white-hid-assets-wife-during-divorce-court-told-8654715.html
>It also emerged in the hearing that Mr White uses an offshore trust, Zena, in a Swiss tax haven to hold his branding rights.
https://offshoreleaks.icij.org/nodes/10112480

I'm sure his offshore shell company in a tax haven is for totally legitimate purposes and definitely not for tax evasion.

>> No.15109402

>>15109394
That's absolutely based desu

>> No.15109555
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15109555

>>15109381
Based and bog pilled

>> No.15109571

>>15109381
>raise
Marco was never home you doofus

>> No.15109587

>>15109375
lol

>> No.15109636

>>15109381
>>15109555
>when you order 6ix9ine off wish

>> No.15109646

>>15109636
Kek

>> No.15109663

>>15109398
>evasion
Avoision. It's tax avoision.

>> No.15109700

>>15109381
Marco is an abusive, distant, schizo psychopath. Maybe that has something to do with it. Could be something else too.

>> No.15109786

>>15109289
Poisoned adrenochrome. It's dramatically affected many famous celebrities.

>> No.15109881

>>15109289
At least he still has his mechanical chops and more than likely can make a melty grilled cheese

>> No.15109950

>>15109700
Do you have ANY proof of this?

His knorr vids are comfy

>> No.15109960

>>15109786
those poor celebrities! :(

>> No.15109971

>>15109700
>>15109381
That guys mother and marcos ex wife apparently wrote threats to marco in blood and tried to break into his house. Growing up with that is guaranteed to fuck you up

>> No.15109985

>>15109394
He was drunk and trying to sleep in one of MPW restaurants, they tried to kick him out and he tried to fight everyone. Guys a disaster

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>>15109289
Where did it go so wromg for Marco lads

MPW
>sold out to knorr
>sons a junkie
>divorced 3 times and ones a Psycho
>58 years old while looking 65 and speaks like an 80 year old

Ramsay
>worlds most acclaimed chef
>married for over 20 years
>all of his kids are well behaved

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15110122

>>15110004
>It's your choice, really

>> No.15110182

>>15110122
To be fair to Macro he was a Chad when he was younger. Ramsays always been ugly, he's looked 50 since he was 25. If you look at Gordon young it's actually insane how old and wrinkled he was at such a young age.

Plus Marco bullied Ramsay which must be fun to say

>> No.15110232

>>15110004

Ramsay can't even cook a proper grilled cheese.

>> No.15110255

>>15110232
Lol yes he can what are you on about

>> No.15110271

>>15109289
He's as cunty as Gordon but not as funny or entertaining

>> No.15110474

>>15110255
watch his video you monkey. ramsay fucked up big time.

>> No.15110491

>>15110004
>all of his kids are well behaved

None of them haven't even hit puberty yet.

>> No.15110533

>>15110474
What video, chimp?

>> No.15110537

>>15110004
Low IQ master race. MPW got lost finding himself, Gordon just steams ahead.

>> No.15110546

>>15110491
His oldest daughters a 20 thot

>> No.15110611

Macro apparently had covid earlier this year and it completely rektd his vocals

>> No.15110638

>>15110474
"Now just slice that cheese 1/2 inch thick so it doesn't melt. Beautiful. Now put some olive oil in the pan over a fire and put the bread in so that the outside burns before the cheese is even lukewarm. Just beautiful."

>> No.15110741

>>15109289
>no Knorr pots
No thanks

>> No.15110748
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>>15109289
hang Marco
hang Gordon
stop with False Idols
stop with dishonesty
they are the sons of Belial,worthless men
they can only deform and deceive you
they are wizards
to hell with them

take the Manoir Aux Quat' Saisons Pill anons, save your soul.

>> No.15110751

>>15110533
Ramsays perfect grilled cheese disaster

>> No.15110869

>>15110751
What

>> No.15110888

>>15110869
https://youtu.be/8E4cQHejFq0

How the hell have you missed it

>> No.15111093

>>15110888
Wtf is he joking

>> No.15111156

>>15111093
Wtf

>> No.15111187

>>15110748
Love Raymond
Simple as

>> No.15111260

>>15111187
Iye btsh man

>> No.15111351

why does this man always give me the impression that he's cooking at gunpoint

>> No.15111363

>>15111187
accept Raymond to enter in your heart. you will be happy. no more no less.
wholesome.

>> No.15111420

Time happened.

And also stress.

>> No.15111534

>>15109289
at the height of his career he had a crisis and decided to retire, he then spent all his time fishing, drinking wine, and having his wife cook for him. years later after getting tired of dealing with his insane wives spending all his money he decided to go immediately to being a celebrity chef even though he was rusty. since then he has been trying to grab every single penny from anyone who will pay him.

>>15110748
he seems familiar, but for some reason im drawing a blanc

>> No.15111561

>>15111534
raymond is from the same wave of chefs as marco. but he didnt gave up, still cooks, 3 michelin stars, and an OBE.

>> No.15111576 [DELETED] 

>>15111534
Ok chud

>> No.15111660

Watching clips of him at the height of his success, he hated everything about it and was hugely bitter about the sacrifices he had to make. He would cook for other famous chefs on his show 'Marco' and then sit and seethe whilst they complimented his work, then lament how hard done by and underappreciated he was. He had utter contempt for the public too

Based on all of this, and the reasonably safe assumption that as a successful london based chef he spent AT LEAST a decade on coke, it's easy to see why he's aged so badly.

>> No.15111804

>>15110748
eneone zat does not have sree minutes, sree minutes for un omelette, zen ohh... life isz not wors living

>> No.15111844

>>15111561
it was a joke nerd

>>15111576
you will never be a woman

>>15111660
that early documentary that they did on marco back when ramsay was working for him was great insight on how much of a miserable cunt he was

>> No.15112458

i'm pretty sure they did something fucky with the audio, he's probably fine.

>> No.15112853

>>15109381
I dont have an issue with extensive tattoos
But what bothers me is, why would you completely fill up your body with tattoos when you are so young?
As you go through different phases in life, your interests and philosphy and so much changes over time.

In 20 years there may be something important or symbolic he would love to have tatted on him, but there is no more room. All covered by tats from his destructive phase.
It makes me sad

>> No.15113324

>>15112853
surely he's not going to be alive in 20 years

>> No.15113339

>>15109381
jfc at the herpes

>> No.15113668

>>15109371
Not in my country you fucking mong

>> No.15114576

>>15111804
adam! adam mon 'tit give me ma big fork s'il vous plait!

>> No.15114597

>>15109289
that was kino
what seems to be the problem OP?

>> No.15114606

>>15109289
ive only seen this nigger through pics on /ck/ i'm surprised this mutt speaks english

>> No.15114607

Is Ainsley still popular?

>> No.15114608
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>>15110004
MPW
>btfo'd the michelin guide... his restaurants still talked about today as the best of an era
>trained Ramsay
>an astute and sage speaker, an advocate of simple classics

Ramsay
>beats his wife
>shills his cringey children
>makes clickbait-tier TV

The choice is clear.

>> No.15114658

>>15114606
retard

>> No.15114681

>>15109300
>so any medical treatment is free
sure, just wait a few years for treatment

>> No.15114694

>>15110888
to be fair this seems like he's trying to chase the algorithm.
>open fire
>cast iron
>kimchi
surprised he didn't add an ipa and make it a grilled welsh rarebit

>> No.15114899

This is like if my dad was a druggie his whole life. Instead my dad is ripped at 58 and I'm chubby at 23

>> No.15114918

>>15110004
MPW gets those sweet knorr stockbucks while gordon has to still be a celebrity chef and cook 15 dishes of scrambled eggs across the world. Both are washed up as fuck.

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15115434

what the fuck happened

>> No.15115450

>>15115434
30 years

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>>15109289
0:40
>"Take a simple potato, and take it somewhere it's never been before"

>> No.15115721

>>15115434
He was kind of a chad

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>>15115721
he is a gigachad

>> No.15116368

>>15116341
just imagine all of the coked out models brehs...

>> No.15116971

>>15109318
he lived pretty hard in his 20s and 30s. it catches up with you

>> No.15117177

>>15109950
Just read his book and remember it actually tries to salvage the mess he left behind often.

>> No.15117184

>>15110004
But just compare them talking. Ramsay will never reach the level of dignity and charisma that White has obtained over the years.

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>>15110004
It went wrong when Ramsay pretended that MPW stole his guest book
He knew that Ramsay did it himself, however he was a cuck and let him get away with it

>> No.15117193

>>15110748
That's not Chef John

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>>15115434
His son looked hot too before getting surgery to looks as if he's been stung by bees

>> No.15117213

>>15117204
The lost Bogdanoff brother?

>> No.15117304

>>15109289
it's the carbs, sry broes but you're all gonna look like that if you keep eating pasta and bread

>> No.15117729

>>15117304
You forgot a lilbitofolivol

>> No.15117827

>>15109289
he's like the colonel kurtz of celebrity chefs

>> No.15117830

>>15109371
that's only true if you're not too much of a fat retard to get up off your ass and enforce it

>> No.15117883

>>15110004
Ramsay's just as decayed and miserable by this point, he's just better about the PR side of things. Aging means you lose your tastebuds. Losing your tastebuds is losing your passion for cooking. If you smoke you accelerate the process. Cooking fumes, acid reflux from high sodium intake etc. also accelerates the process. Take care of your bodies, lads.

>> No.15117884

>>15109289
Mirin the hat, tho

>> No.15117896

>>15110004
Shut up, Ramsay. Go outside and make your runny puke eggs before you cry more.

>> No.15118151

>>15110004

On the other hand
MPW
>great cook
Ramsay
>can't cook for shit

>> No.15118182

>>15117896
Seriously that gimmick is so trite his chef friends cant even keep a straight face on tv when he does it
https://youtu.be/eLkgILAkqVI

>> No.15118218

>>15109332
if you don’t make more in a year than I pay in taxes, you literally don’t exist

>> No.15118269
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15118269

>Following matter-of-fact comments made by MasterChef Australia judge Matt Preston about White's son's admitted $500,000 splurge of his father's money on drugs and prostitution,[28] White joined the rival programme Hell's Kitchen Australia in retaliation.[29] In 2016, whilst on The Kyle and Jackie O Show, Preston was asked about Marco Jr.’s time on Big Brother UK, which included his alleged on-air sex and the above admission of purchasing illicit drugs and sex workers. Preston said "I think it is that terrible thing when you have kids that go off the rails... the drugs might be a little bit of a worry". Since quitting MasterChef Australia, Marco Sr has said that “I will never forgive that man [Preston]…with my hand on my mother’s grave I will get that man”.

>> No.15118327

>>15109636

Underrated post

>> No.15118897

>>15114606
Well, he is English

>> No.15119520

>>15117184
This

>> No.15119528

>>15109636
goddamn that's good

>> No.15119557

>>15109398
everyone making more than a million bucks has their money / rights assigned to a PO box corporation in Cyprus/Panama/Ireland/Delaware

>> No.15119596

test

>> No.15119600

>>15110748
I think I watched one of his videos, was about slow cooking in the oven, he was quite entertaining

>with a squid, you can cook it for a minute or four hours AND NOSSING INBETWEEN!