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Fictional food you want to eat
>>15109151How many calories do you think one of those things are?
>>15109151This place literally turns into /b/ when Americans are asleep.
>>15109151The pizza from that scene in all dogs go to heaven.
>>15109151>You defend burger town but never get a taste of their burgers.
>>15109674for me? it's БypгepГpaд
>>15109696>not برجر بازارNGMI
Just about any of the food in Wakfu. Bonus if it's served up by a hot French elf girl.
>>15109163guessing 125g bunbread, which is 45-65% carbs, kankers are trailer trash so it's likely whitebread, wonderbread, so 125*.65*4=325 Cthe rest looks like relish, ketchup, prepared varieties of which, at least if cheap, are a good 30% sugar, and maybe 5-10% fat, counting calories is moronic and futile for many reason tho
>>15109674I wonder how the burgers in Saints Row tasted?
Doesn't even look that good, but he sells it with so much CHAD energy.
I can't be the only one who wondered what these would taste like.
>>15109178I'm here all night. It's /bant/ with more manners.
For me, it's the Minga-melon.
>>15110070niddler love a mingamelon, haha, haha
>>15109151I want you... to sodomize... my black. BOTTOM.stick it in me and piss. Snake hiss.
>>15110070I remember this show... better times anon...
>>15110344My lil sis just started watching it. Says she's having a blast.
>>15109151I've been wondering how it tastes for literally my entire life
>>15109780came here to post thisbtw. Asterix in Belgium is imo the most water-mouthing comic book there is. Together with A. Chekhov's "Sirens" these are 2 most wartermouthing pieces of media for me.
even just the toast. ignis is such a good chef
>>15110600I mean, just look at it, half of the panels are just guys gorging on some sweet looking stuff
>>15110210>not eating the superior leafy green treestar
I want some of that good cajun cookin' from Scooby Doo on Zombie Island. The biscuits? Light as a feather.
>>15110609Jap food porn is so good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XesCTqVdDjM
>>15110600>>15110614That's because Belgium is one of the best countries there is for food. Best chocolate, best beer, best fries, ...
>>15110635Everything in the Scooby-Doo trilogy movies looked delicious, even the alleged sub par diner food in the Alien movie. They knew how to make food look irresistible in these movies.
I know the croquettes are made from awful, 'please throw it away even by asian standards' ingredients but it's like Mama Mankanshoku is some kind of wizard.
The food descriptions in Redwall always made me hungry.
>>15109373White Castle sells this.
this fuckin cracker from the aristocats
>>15109178You just discovered this?
>>15109373these always make me think about fried crawfish and vice versa
>>15110921>>15109666Man go back to redit
I'm amazed no one posted this yet.
>>15109200Who did cheese better, Don Bluth or the Goofy movies?
>>15111259Hard choice, man. Both are equally good in their own way.
>>15109373these and also Slurm, and its super concentrated variant
>>15109151>Fresh bread fruit.
>>15110955crem de la crem de la Edgar!
>>15111005cope seethe cum dilate tranny
>>15109151one of these
>>15109937that IS a tasty burger!
most stuff from dungeon meshi
>>15111868it's bait cause trannies swarm osg
>>15109151>Ctrl + f>Soylent green>no resultswhat the fuck
What would estus taste like?>hardmode: don't say whiskey
>>15112780Why would you want to eat soylent green?>>15109151I mostly like fictional food I can't actually get, like popplers from futurama or food from that Chowder cartoon
>>15112916Hard apple cider, with a hint of cinnamon.
>>15110635>Watch this scene as a child>It imprints on me that crawfish is delicious>finally visit relatives in lousiana and have a genuine backyard cajun dinner>Get to watch them purge the crawfish by soaking with salt water in a kiddie pool>Crawfish are bathing in their own shit before getting thrown in the pot>When it comes time to eat them it turn out i need to have oral sex with the fucking thing to suck the meat out of it without taking the shell with it>Cousins insist that the brown mushy stuff inside it is cooked fat and not shitCrawfish are fucking gross man
>>15112916It's a thick syrup right? and I assume it's pretty bitter
>>15112916anon, estus means estrus. it's doe piss
>>15109373>Pop a poppler in you mouth when you come to Fishy Joe's. What they're made of is a mystery, where they come from no one knows. You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em, if you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose.
>>15110186KYS?Kiss your sister?
Bread forged in darkness from wheat harvested from Hell's Half-Acre and baked by Beelzebub Mayonnaise made from the evil eggs of a powerful dark chicken beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood Dijon mustard Lettuce Sun-dried tomatoes
He has the regenerator ability, right?
Wondering why no one posted this yet
>>15112916Spirits'cuz it's made from souls.
>>15110485how old is she? do you ever sniff her panties?
>>15114147I think the Reddit man made this on a episode
>>15109151What exactly were those burgers made of anyways? Extremely fatty ground beef? I always thought they looked great.
>>15112916probably tastes like drinking gasoline that's on fire
ive gone out and bought bacon eggs after watching this scene more than once, surprised it wasnt posted yet
>>15109151i need em
>>15115254Based. Miyazaki's movies always make me hungry.
>>15113847You know, in minecraft. Right?
>>15110600>>15110614Can you post more of your collection? Also what criteria do you use to rank how water mouthing media is to you?
>>15110779why do their faces look so stupid? did a 5 year old draw this?
>>15115254god it all looks so thiiick
Never had roast duck or duck in general. Got curious when watching ’What, no spinach?’
>>15110955Oh boy. This. So. Much.
>>15110955Dude fuck yea
>>15109151Your fictional wife's heart.
>>15115401Trigger's thing is drawing characters serious in closeup and cartoony from a distance, but the Mankanshoku family are comic relief so they're basically potatoes with faces no matter where. This is more representational of how the rest of the cast looks in general and yes the blonde guy in the back is enormous, he's half American.
>>15111248When i was a kid, i got pretty ill and happened to puke a bunch of times during some episode of Cow n Chicken that featured lots of meat and ketchup. Took ages to get my appetite back.
>>15116316Also there's a technical mistake in this picture, the girls in the front are smiling
>>15113275>99% beansI could get that from any restaurant near me
>>15111259Goofy movie cheese always looked like gross soup to me
>>15112916bitter and citric
>>15116300The real hard mode would've been not saying Sunny D and yet here only you and I seem to have thought of it.
>>15109714Almost every chick in wakfu is a total smoke show
>>15110955One of Disney’s most underrated movies
>>15115639Everyone is too young for this one i think
>>15110210Jesus FUCK this unlocked some deep deep culinary desires of mine
>>15114156>Only 1 million>CheapJesus that is some horrific inflation
I don't know why, but that spongebob episode where they eat a bunch of prehistoric food made me VERY hungry
>>15114167>>15114172>Eat the bugs, goy
This always made me hungry.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEGymfKWXt0
>>15114147>BED OF EVIL AND LETTUCE
>>15111350We are the makers of music and we are the dreamers of dreams
>>15109151Why would you wanna eat that, it has LITERAL GEARS in it
>>15116316>Hard drive with my Nonon folder died
>>15111350You know that's a euphemism for balls right?
>>15116316>tfw remembering when I watched this with /a/So much hype
>>15109831These are mostly things that exist. What's wrong with you?
>>15115316I've never seen haggis look as good as it did in this movie
>>15118669Oh fuck yes
>>15119616you can eat it cold, dummy it's the combo can!!!
>>15119616If you don't like cream chip beef just eat the corn beef hash part ya damgus
>>15110644>best fries>zomg le friesAre you a woman?
These blue fags were always eating burgers and stuff and I just wanted to eat that stuff myself
i am myers man
>>15119685its not made FOR horses, it COMES FROM THE HORSE, ya dingus
>>15116898Pls be jesting.
>>15116898I know it I just dont care
>>15116300I still call it this
>>15110779>>15116316>>15119539>KLK was 7 years agoActually felt like just yesterday what the fuck.
>>15111259That looks fucking grotesque.
>>15110955Frog here, it's actually a Breton cookie which is comfy to eat with warm milk and honey
>>15120434its like butterscotch?
>>15110532I ate it in Kindergarten and it was delicious
>>15109831Those aren’t even enoki mushrooms.
>>15119573those are meat dumplings
>>15110609>the lonely toastfuck...
>>15114167>>15114172Came to post that, so i'll post this instead
>>15111824Also these >>15115316 >>15109780 >>15110955
>>15116898stop reminding me
>>15116898>ppl dont validate my post>UR ALL TOO YOUNG!!!cope
>>15115254that shit looked disgusting. the oil looked like coca cola and the breakfast was practically drenched in it. the eggs did not handle or cut right. half of the food in ghibli movies looks so fucking wrong I really hate a lot of the food in anime they're so pretentious about it. just have it in the scene this isn't fucking Chef
>>15117587is he eating a plumbus?
>>15120476They're the wild type.
>>15120811Crab meat all day baby
Say what you want about the game but Pharah’s tummy is my #1 snacc.
>>15109722>how many calories do you think that is?>well, let me only look at the carbs in the bun and relish and not the calories from fat in the giant, greasy burger
>>15109714That croissant episode always makes me hungry
I want eat bugsnax
>>15121896Me too. I would need to be an adventurer to keep my weight down.
Anything involving Kodo meat. Especially the stew.
>>15115343no, fuck off
Only for the effect. Gyro is retarded for thinking black licorice is the best flavor.
>>15123053i wanna eat judy too bro
>>15111259this gif amuses me greatly
When you need a tasty treat, Crack-O's are the chips to beat. Eat 'em by the bunch or by the pound, new improved Crack-O's won't let you down.
I know Oddworld is against that sorta thing, but fuck me does the shit look cool.
>>15118669Holy based, forgot all about that
Is this still fictional? Or do Californians really?
>>15121172I feel like you're just being retarded, but because that's an actual biology term and I'm too lazy to research Jap food, I'll take your word for it.
>>15122292>he doesnt want redridge goulashNgmi
>>15118669they had this banana pudding ice cream at walmart a while ago, they took it down.I think I probably don't have any reason to live anymore.
>Always wanted to try the Grey Stuff from Beauty and the Beast>Had it at Be Our Guest this year>It's not that goodNever meet your heroes.
>>15116898This hurts. >tfw you will never again be able to go to a Blockbuster as the sun is setting on a Friday evening while the air is crisp... peruse through the aisle with your parents and choose the movie to take home with you and stop by a pizza place on your way home. Standing at the door waiting for your parents to unlock it and run to the VCR, pop it in, and realize it wasn't rewinded.
>>15114172Now that you mention it they did look good
>>15111259The Dutch angle really captures the intensity of the moment. My sides.
>>15123577We had one of those VHS bootlegger machines growing up so we would just toss in the rental, let it copy and bam, that rental turned permanent.
Anything from Pop's Chocklit Shoppe in Riverdale, U.S.A.
>>15123841Pre-digital piratechad, I kneel.
>>15116898But that's not even the first reference in this thread.
>>15119762That's on you
>>15109151They're delicious /ck/ and I want them because I'm going to make them for a snack.Flanders-style secret: add a drop of mustard and they become devil flanders eggs. Really whatever the fuck you like can go on them and the taste changes. They're a good vehicle for hot sauce, sriracha, any kind of salsa.You'll want to season them. I like that tony's creole but you can do whatever. They're blank slates.
>>15109373holy shit yesssss, i've wanted popplers since I was a kid
>>15109657All of my nope
>>15109722Do the Brits really?
>>15110719Mountain dew, sugar and turkey. Wow...
>>15111259This one's better. Honestly an obligatory post for any thread like this.
>>15120564meat dumplings don't have those flaps on the sidethe ghibli layout designs exhibitions listed them as "lamb stomach", which is to say haggis
>>15123533that's their future of they actually secede
>>15123574most recipes I've seen basically make it an oreo-mousse, which sounds pretty good to mewhat was it there?
>>15109151looks like sloppa
>>15123533Chicken of the sewer
>>15110210just realizing i havent seen this scene in like 15 years. damn
>>15110210See, I went the other way
>>15123577Dude.... I did not want to feel this
>>15124454they're bawan or translucent meat dumplings which have the nubs or tags. Why would they be eating haggis in an asian themed restaurant you retarded sheep fucker
>>15121086Literally just commit suicide
>>15111898bro you could make that sandwich
>>15125761because I just mentioned how they're lamb stomachs, retard
>>15115647Great choice>>15122292>not Deviate Savory Delight>>15123577>Mom makes stovetop popcorn and ice cream floatsFuck you fuck you fuck you
>>15124142How did he get away with it?
>>15125879It would not be satisfying. I’d rather live with the dream of the giant cartoon sandwich
>>15124760I might be autistic, but I always imagined his honey actually tasting like nacho cheese. The synapse in my retarded child brain formed that way and never changed.
>>15110896With the way they crunch I always imagined them tasting a bit like larger sunflower seeds
>>15112916Whiskey you faggot
while watching the new old simpsons, ive always wanted to drink duff beer. mainly because of its brown color, id imagine it was root beer>>15124760>>15127122i always imagined a sweet, lighter caramel.
>>15109151>Cartoon Hamburgers Mickey D's>PizzaShakey's>Fried ChickenKFC
>>15112916Sunny D with a giant pinch of cayenne
>>15109696I think burgergrad sucks!
>>15115238It looks like a stuffed bell pepper with ketchup sauce.
>>15111248Zoomers, I tell ya
>>15121200Nah senpai. Scrib Jelly
>>15111259This guy gets it...
>>15110609What is this from?
>>15130656final fantasy XV. it's an interesting take on the genre, you have a group and you basically go around car camping everywhere. Ignis is one of the members and he's the tall guy glasses anime trope and he handles the camp cooking. The food you eat anywhere at camp or at restaurants is always presented to you. It's also fully 3d modeled and you'll see the campfire or ambient lighting playing off the food. It's very nice even just looking at the toast. I enjoy the work they put into the meals
>>15123503I want a mudokon pop, but more as a novelty ice cream than a meat stick. Maybe a lime or pickle juice-flavored pop with edible candy eyes.
>>15110609>the way the toast moves when he puts the plate down kino
>>15109373always. fucking hell i don't know how they did it but they got me wanting popplers
>>15110955this thread is really taking me back
>>15111005R*ddit didnt invent runescape you dickhole
these assholes dear god i want it so bad
>>15124130I fucking love Flanders-style nachos.
>>15110995Popeyes Fried Crawfish, aka Blackness: The Food
>>15123896I wish I could be as stoned and happy as that motherfucker
>>15124246I think he was talking about the loli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04Zr-Hq6lYUI want to know what was stopping Frankie from making those cookies herself. other than being worked like a dog keeping tabs on the house
>>15112311based sterile waifu
>>15115623there’s nothing in the world that can compare with a hambuga, juicy and rare~
>>15110005I imagined them as somewhere between protein bar and tempeh.
>>15109151OP's girlfriend's beaver
>>15111898They sell those at Universal Studios.
>>15110719>baja blast this loli is based
>>15117931Hey, second course is coming up! Roast beef and a baked potato!
>>15109151Oh my god, I remember that now. Fuck it was so good when animated
>>15112916Considering it's supposed to be very invigorating, dulling pain and aiding wounds, I'd have to go with >>15127659 as the closest comparison point. Minus the sweetness though.
>>15132993chad up to date reader
Sir Kay's drumsticks
>>15134805I'd rather eat the squirrel, if you take my meaning.
>>15134895I'll take madam mim over that hussy anyday
>>15120461I also had it in kindergarten and I found out I was allergic to food coloring and puked constantly for the rest of the day
>>15117587r u me?
>>15126187I agree with the other guy
>>15109151https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krEcLuXhFn0 orange lazarus
>>15109666This, but instead this.
>>15135504cool, that doesn't make you any less wrong
>>15109674>mfw I qork right next to that intersection and have had burgers there many timesfeels good
>>15110719idc what anyone says, baja blast is god tier
any idea what this would taste like?looks cool to me
That bone the tramp eats in the lady and the tramp, the one he gets after he wakes up near the trains in the morning.
>>15136074those are clearly steamed hams
Slurm. Especially knowing where it came from.
>>15135732Thanks to this movie I want to fuck a dalmatian.
Snoll flavor.>>15116898I feel attacked.
Everything posted in this thread has been disgusting.
>>15110210Why did Don Bluth care so much about children? Was he a pedophile?
>>15109674Burger town is burger King but they couldn't get the rights because they didn't want to be attached to a violent game.
>>15109780It's good until you actually eat boar and its the harshest most gamey meat you'll ever have.
>>15110637Fuck that food always looks good even the iceborn food.
>>15115647Whip cream with food coloring. But in the movie its shaving cream.
>>15127431Omg same here.
>>15131331I did the book recipe for this it was meh.
>>15109937There's a Big Kahuna Burger in São Paulo, Brazil
>>15109151those rice balls from pokemon
>>15139530all I remember were Jelly Donuts
>>15139548The jelly comment is what made me hate this the most
>>15138546yeah who cares about thoseFUCK KIDS...wait