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What culturally happened to the UK where their food is so bad?

>> No.15099450
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15099450

NOW HERE I AM
ONCE AGAIN
I'M TORN INTO PIECES

>> No.15099451

>>15099425
I would eat both
and enjoy it

>> No.15099454

Fuck off back to Redd/int/.

>> No.15099455

O B S E S S E D

>> No.15099458

The war + class system + not much cultural food heritage to be proud of to begin with

>> No.15099466

>>15099425
Bad denture demands chewable food.

>> No.15099477

>>15099450
>Carbs on carbs with fat sauce
Simple as

>> No.15099482

More like @PrisonFoodPlanet

>> No.15099483
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It's just our choice.

>> No.15099501

>>15099450
would monch

>> No.15099505

https://youtu.be/fglEmRE19q0

Simply delicious. Dont like it dont come here simple as.

>> No.15099506

>>15099425
They are bad people hence make bad food.

>> No.15099507

>>15099450
why is UK food so bad?

>> No.15099526

>>15099425
How will the mainstream media ever recover?

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wish I had Gregg's and fray bentos around here

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>>15099425
Do you niggas remember this one?
Her name is Helen Pluckrose and she eats like one of those insects that has to digest her food before eating it
She came here and started a thread once

>> No.15099582

Their mum didn't love them. So they sailed the seven seas and took out their rage on the entire world

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>>15099581

>> No.15099592
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>>15099589

>> No.15099607

https://youtu.be/uW_-A-m7E-Y

HI PEOPLE

>> No.15099651

>>15099581
>>15099589
>>15099592
Just a wee tip-&-a-mash guv

>> No.15099664
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eating beans and fish and shit like it's oatmeal

>> No.15099666

>>15099581
>>15099589
>>15099592
Sloppa is tasty sometimes but these gross slop are why she looks the way she does.
>I had to mildly work today so I deserve an entire bottle

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>>15099666
idk man
I reserve the word sloppa for shit that's actually meant to be sloppy
she just eviscerates her normal food before eating
probably because she can't chew or some shit

>> No.15099711

>>15099483
>>15099561
>>15099607

the north needs nuking jfc

>> No.15099723

>>15099679
>Takes regular looking food and makes it look like vomit

Why?

>> No.15099814

Fucked up tongue receptors due to alcohol over consumption which resulted in overspiced trash food. Way too high dosages of salt and sugar resulted in unhealthy lifestyle, and created carvings.
Another thing is immigrants butchering the cuisine, a lot of races collide in a small place, who bring their own shit and merge their own recipes with thr native ones. Said immigrants also do the physical jobs which ends up into unhealthy, lazy lifestyle, but this lazyness also applies to their overall mentality, which promotes fast food culture, so more calories are eaten than needed. It also makes most food look unappealing due to less time spent cooking, and dimnished cooking skills, the overall gloominess due to heavy rains and fog also causes light depression where the fuckload of terrorist attacks doesn't help either.

>> No.15099826

>>15099450
Why is uk potatoes always soggy

>> No.15099855

>>15099826
It's not but some places specifically make their chips like that cause they're nice.

>> No.15099895

>>15099723
An anon once noted that she fixated on the words "mash" and "mashing" and said it might be some kind of fetish thing. It's probably just a habit she picked up as a kid or something though - mashing your carrots into your creamy potatoes to help eat them, etc, and now it's become some gross issue.

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>>15099814
>bong food
>overspiced

>> No.15100016
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15100016

Hmmm
The hint of black ink on a newly batch of fries and industrial fish.

>> No.15100306

>>15099425
industrialization

>> No.15100320

>>15099581

Yes I recall that stupid cunt that pukes up her food after eating it so she has to mash it up.

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>>15099505
that's class

>> No.15100391

>>15100320
wait, she pukes her food if she doesn't mash it?
I thought she did it for the same reason british people do all sorts of dumb shit
the island being toxic or something

>> No.15100401

>>15099505
Would you rather have a Wigan kebab or smack barm pea wet

>> No.15100823

Holy fuck what went wrong with the UK and food culture?

>> No.15100860

>>15099581
Do you have anything from that lady who cooked random shit from her garden and bees?

>> No.15100908

>>15100401
What the fuck is smack barm pea wet

>> No.15101136

Food culture was overtaken but shitty "convince food" in the 70s which is bland meat + bland carb + frozen veg boiled to death. But it was cheap, filling enough, and saved a lot of time compared to making any sort of meal from scratch. My guess is that with women working more, they didn't have the time or effort to prepare meals like they used to, and no food loving culture to keep their respect in what they make.
American's solved this through eating out, but that never took off here with less variety of immigrants foods to eat. So you get even our most retarded uncultured fuckwits making food for them selves.
Finally everyone see's our most retarded people, as they all speak english. Where as the most retarded kind from other nations will normally hide in their own local bubble.

>> No.15101146

>>15101136
by shitty*

>> No.15101524

>>15100908
Watch this
https://youtu.be/N_oIys5KS4A

>> No.15101898

>>15099723
Sensitive teeth due to cavities, ginger vitus, etc.
You can get dental care cheaply in the us or even free on dental student days that cities run, but no real nigga got time for that

>> No.15101923

>>15099425
I lived in England for two years. Everything there I would consider 'culturally bad'.
No one can cook
On days or for the time they have an opportunity to, they will instead watch Netflix and order Uber eats
On weekends if they have time to meal prep, the people are usually too hungover to do so or they are retarded and can't cook anyway. Again they will just order takeaway filled with shit and watch Netflix or football
I observed a lot of people there, asked about their lives etc
Everyone pretty much followed the same pattern: work 9-5, get drunk every weekend and spend the next day in bed before repeating the process
The Muslims there were unironically more interesting and just better people in general
The next time you see a britbong on here slagging off Islam or any other culture or way, of life, keep in mind that they probably look like a bag of dogshit that's been left out in the sun
Will never go back there
You couldn't pay me to

>> No.15101997

>>15099450
Virgin chip barm
Chad chip butty
Wigan pie barm was pretty great though. Miss working in a chippy, ate haddock 2 meals a day.

>> No.15102017

>>15099501
Based mooncher

>> No.15102021
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because brits are fucking retarded

>> No.15102033

>>15101923
>The Muslims there were unironically more interesting and just better people in general
>The next time you see a britbong on here slagging off Islam or any other culture or way, of life, keep in mind that they probably look like a bag of dogshit that's been left out in the sun
You aren't fooling anyone, mohamahad

>> No.15102047

>>15099581
holy shit I looked at her twitter profile and she averages over 30 posts a day jesus christ.
>>15100320
looking at pictures of her she definitely keeps all of her food down

>> No.15102132

>>15099679
>>15099664
>>15099592
>>15099589
ARGGHHHH ITS SO DISGUSTING, WHY MUST SHE MASH

>> No.15102913

>>15099425
They literally made it so eating bland food was high culture when spices become affordable then that class culture filters to a bunch of inbreeds in boarding schools.

>> No.15102924

>>15101923
t. Paki

>> No.15103197
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England's shitty food is tied to their weird obsession with class, and everywhere is a shithole outside of London (which is also a shithole despite what they've always wanted to believe)

Jellied eels is fucking disgusting, but god forbid your criticize it because then you're criticizing the poor working class

Fish and chips are good for maybe 2 meals a month

Everything else they have is done better by Ireland

The best food available in the entire country is Turkish