Weirdly named food items

[Anonymous No.15083638]

Post a pic of a food item, its name (with TL if possible) and country, ideally with a description. I'll start.

This is caller Amerikaner (American). It's always half glazed with sugar, half glazed with dark chocolate, and uses ammonium carbonates instead of baking powder.

[Anonymous No.15083654]

Obsessed

[Anonymous No.15083676]

Stop making bait threads

[Anonymous No.15083680]

>>15083654
obese

[Anonymous No.15083699]

I don't get it

[Anonymous No.15083703]

>>15083638
Germany, btw.
Another peculiar name is the Donauwelle (Donau wave, the former being a river). It's a buttercream cake with chocolate and cherries

[Anonymous No.15083708]

>>15083638
Interesting. I've literally never seen anything like that in America.

[Anonymous No.15083733]

>>15083708
supposedly they appear on Seinfeld and are sold under a different name in some parts of the US? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_and_white_cookie

[Anonymous No.15083737]

>>15083708
>>15083638
In America we call it the black and white cookie
It's a popular item in Jewish and New York bakeries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR9wi3q6d8o

[Anonymous No.15083744]

These lovely dutch treats are called negerzoenen which translated to english is niggerkisses. they are dollops of eggwhite foam on a wafer all covered in chocolate

[Anonymous No.15083758]

>>15083708
you've never seen a black and white cookie?
>>15083737
>It's a popular item in Jewish and New York bakeries
well that explains it, I'm born and raised in cuckistan
I didn't realize it was a regional thing. They're everywhere here

[Anonymous No.15083759]

>>15083737
>It's a popular item in Jewish and New York bakeries
Ah, I don't frequent those because I am a huge anti-Semite, so I would have never seen these cookies.

[Anonymous No.15083764]

>>15083758
>you've never seen a black and white cookie?
Never ever. Lived in 4 states in my adult life, but never New York.

[Anonymous No.15083769]

Again Germany
Schweineohr or variations thereof (all meaning pig ear/ears). May or may not be dipped in chocolate, but are always an oddly shaped puff pastry. Most that are sold are pretty shit, but that's the average bakery for ya.

[Anonymous No.15083782]

Greek pastry called kok. Some kind of sponge cake and custard sandwich, top side dipped in chocolate.

[Anonymous No.15083783]

>>15083744
>eggwhite foam
We call it meringue. Though that looks more like marshmallow. If it is marshmallow then pic related is the American version. You can get ones with jam, too.

[Anonymous No.15083788]

>>15083769
i thought those were called palmiers

[Anonymous No.15083798]

>>15083782
never had kok but i know i'd love it, the creme filling looks delicious

[Anonymous No.15083799]

>>15083788
they are in france iirc

[Anonymous No.15083804]

>>15083638

That's called a Black&White in New York.

[Anonymous No.15083812]

>>15083638
australia, sometimes the white part is pink and they're filled with 'mock cream' which is kinda like whipped cream but it doesn't melt, its actually kinda difficult to make.

[Anonymous No.15083868]

>>15083783
Yeah its a meringue. I never knew they had negerzoenen in other countries though it seems pretty obvious now considering how basic they are.(I still love niggerkisses though)

[Anonymous No.15083882]

>>15083638
weren't amerikaner white chocolate/lemon coated and afrikaner dark chocolate?

[Anonymous No.15083896]

>>15083744
Depending on the region, they're also called "Moor's Head".

>>15083783
"Whippets", on the other hand, usually refers to huffing nox out of whipped cream canisters.

[Anonymous No.15083898]

>>15083764
well they are pretty terrible, the only thing that's fun is when you're a kid because they're huge
it's a dry yellow cake almost with this artificially saccharine frosting that's been sitting out all day so it's kind of crusty

I still eat the fuck out of them though lmao

[Anonymous No.15083916]

>>15083896
Moor's heads are with whipped cream not meringue. You might be confusing niggerkisses with bossche bollen.

[Anonymous No.15083931]

>>15083798
Hahaha you like kok with cream faggot

[Anonymous No.15083945]

my grandma once told me this story that took place many a moon ago, when there was a town meeting, and someone was talking, and someone sensed that the person talking was up to no good, i.e. being devious or underhanded in some manner, and this person who noticed this stood up and said "THERE'S A NIGGER IN THE WOODPILE", meaning that he sensed that the person who was speaking was up to no good.
So yes, niggers.

[Anonymous No.15083964]

>>15083945
Once upon a time, Brazil nuts were called 'nigger toes'. It was just in common parlance.

[Anonymous No.15084026]

>>15083812
>Neenish tarts

Sometimes your heritage really shows.

[Anonymous No.15084035]

>>15083638
>This is caller Amerikaner (American).

Is it a racial joke?

[Anonymous No.15084054]

The UK has spotted dick haha

[Anonymous No.15084064]

>>15084026
I like to laugh at regional slang differences, but then I remember I refer to my underwear "gonch" and unironically call things "skookum". Guess I'm hooped when it comes to this sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.15084113]

>>15084054
And toad in the hole.

[Anonymous No.15084224]

>>15084113
Stop being such a pork faggot

[Anonymous No.15084232]

Don't forget about these things

[Anonymous No.15084240]

Not the actual name but when I was younger these candies were called nigger babies by a lot of people.

[Anonymous No.15084254]

>>15084232
>>>/s4s/

[Anonymous No.15084342]

>>15083882
not the usual ones, but some bakeries have fancy variations

[Anonymous No.15084421]

I don't speak Spanish, but I've been told that "huitlacoche" (pic related) translates to "crow shit." I've also been told that "chimichanga" is some type of profane utterance, and that chimichangas (the food item) got its name when a woman accidentally dropped a burrito into a deep fryer and yelled that phrase.

Both of these stories sound like bullshit, but I'll believe it until I'm disproven.

[Anonymous No.15084468]

[Anonymous No.15084473]

[Anonymous No.15084499]

>>15084254
I like [s4s]

[Anonymous No.15084525]

>>15083638
>This is caller Amerikaner (American). It's always half glazed with sugar, half glazed with dark chocolate, and uses ammonium carbonates instead of baking powder.
It's a bakery item popular in the NY deli kind of knockoff places of the country. It's called a black and white cookie. It's a cake with icing, kind of like a twinkie or ding dong, a cheap sort of item to get 1-2 while you pick up your sliced corned beef to go. Or you buy your bagels, and add a few cookies to the order.

[Anonymous No.15084778]

>>15084421
Those look like gallbladders full of gallstones.

[Anonymous No.15084832]

>>15084778
Actually, it's a fungal infection.

[Anonymous No.15084856]

>>15084421
Apparently huitlacoche actually means "sleeping shit", not crow shit. And the other name for it is "corn smut".

[Anonymous No.15085077]

>>15083638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjlW3QCR8Rg

[Anonymous No.15085164]

>>15083708
new york city thing

[Anonymous No.15085676]

digestive (biscuit)

[Anonymous No.15086508]

>>15083769
my mother says that these used to be called 'Jew's ears' in Britain

[Anonymous No.15087186]

>>15085077
i agree. blacks and whites should stick to their own side of the cookie.

[Anonymous No.15087527]

Black&Whites are actually the best cookie I've ever had especially Joey's

[Anonymous No.15087556]

>>15083737
>>15083733
>>15083758
All these smoothbrains calling them “black and white cookies”, they’re called half-moons

[Anonymous No.15087640]

>>15083759
>Ah, I don't frequent those because I am a huge anti-Semite, so I would have never seen these cookies.

[Anonymous No.15087646]

>>15083638
HOLY SHIT! I fucking love you. I lived in Germany for a few years as a child and this was one of my favourite things to get from bakeries there but over the years I could never remember the name of it.

[Anonymous No.15087651]

>>15084499
/ck/ and [s4s] are buddy boards.

[Anonymous No.15087746]

>>15087646
you're welcome, man. Never tried making them myself but I'm sure you'll find nice recipes.

[Anonymous No.15088666]

>>15083737
why is he lying? nobody eats them down the middle
you break them in half at the seam, eat the chocolate except for one bite
choke down the vanilla
then eat the last bite of chocolate so it ends on a pleasant note

[Anonymous No.15088687]

>>15083799
Yeah, in Spain they're called Palmeras, which means palm trees

[Anonymous No.15088696]

We have Bird's milk. Pig's cheese and nigger's kiss.

[Anonymous No.15088765]

>>15083638
>be me
>go to europe
>a cream cheese sandwich or bagel is called a "philly"

[Anonymous No.15088910]

>>15088765
probably because of the kraft product of the same name. There's also a Philadelphia cake.

[Anonymous No.15088942]

>>15083638
>>15083708
>>15083737
German here, it's called Amerikaner because America is half white people and half niggers, in case this wasn't obvious. They haven't banned it yet unlike Mohrenköpfe >>15083744, not sure why.

[Anonymous No.15088959]

>>15088942
Shit up stupid germnigger and go fill your mouth wit some nogger ice cream

[Anonymous No.15089117]

>>15088942
Offensichtlicher Köder ist offensichtlich!
>>15088959
>nogger
oh right, forgot that

[Anonymous No.15089154]

In North America, we have glizzies. They are one ball park frank in a white bun.

Pic related, me enjoying a glizzy yesterday. My mates call me a real glizzy gladiator.

[Anonymous No.15089201]

>>15089154
you look based. How is a glizzy different from a hotdog?

[Anonymous No.15089213]

>>15089154
>in North America
>is clearly pajeet/sandpiper
Nice try, fag. This is MAGA country

[Anonymous No.15089230]

>>15089213
>foursquare homes in the back
blind fuck

[Anonymous No.15089523]

>>15088942
Black people are 12% of our population. Where do you get "half of America" from that? God this is bait

[Anonymous No.15089558]

>>15089213
false flagger go back

[Anonymous No.15089770]

[Anonymous No.15090055]

>>15083703
We call the Donau the Danube auf Anglisch Deustschfriend

[Anonymous No.15090075]

>>15089523
56%

[Anonymous No.15090091]

>>15087556
T. Midwit

[Anonymous No.15090097]

>>15083744
in brazil we call it "teta de negra" which translates to nigger tit

[Anonymous No.15090418]

>>15090075
Yeah you're just trolling, fuck off. No one wants to be German. You're a bunch of losers with odd and ugly proportions and a stupid forgettable culture.

[Anonymous No.15090758]

>>15089213
>This is MAGA country
Only for the next couple months, anyway.

[Anonymous No.15090803]

>>15088942
They actually started renaming them Sandbrötchen.

[Anonymous No.15090861]

>>15090418
You will always be a mutt

[Anonymous No.15090933]

>>15083769
Have you ever noticed that there's a huge motherfucking wasp in that pic?

[Anonymous No.15090984]

>>15090933
It's part of the Puddingbrezel. They aren't that big.

[Anonymous No.15091401]

>>15090418
Calm down salty lil nigger

[Anonymous No.15091734]

>>15090933
We turn into Wasp country in the summer months, bastarding things usually hog bakeries late summer/early autumn when they no longer have to feed their foul brood. They are more chill then, though

[Anonymous No.15091750]

>>15083638

Looks like a Jaffa cake without the marmalade filling.

[Anonymous No.15091754]

>>15083703
>Another peculiar name is the Donauwelle (Donau wave, the former being a river)

That seems like a perfectly reasonable inspired naming choice - nothing peculiar or weird about it

[Anonymous No.15091803]

>>15091754
To me it's just weirdly specific, and there being no apparent reason for why it is the Donau in particular.

[Anonymous No.15092081]

>>15091803
The Danube is the largest river in German speaking Europe and a defining part of Austria-Hungary.

[Anonymous No.15092146]

>>15087651
The only proper way of eating one of these

[Anonymous No.15092154]

>>15084232
haha, made my day anon :^)

[Anonymous No.15092160]

luv some of this me

[Anonymous No.15092195]

>>15092160
It kinda looks like the N word

[Anonymous No.15092216]

>>15083769
The nutrional information of this has to be bullshit, right? Pretty sure it's impossible for 100g of any food to have over 900kcal since even pure fat is just 9kcal/g.

[Anonymous No.15092279]

>>15083744
literally was called negerkuss in germany until they changed it to mohrenkopf (moors head) which is appearently more politically corrrect. i think you are supposed to call them schokokuss (chocolate kiss) nowadays but of course nobody does it.

[Anonymous No.15092308]

>>15092216
pure fat is roundabout that. However, keep in mind that its puff pastry, so dry carbs saturated in fat plus sugar, and the chocolate averaged over the whole thing. I'd wager it's the right ballpark, and I'd honestly doubt these measures are meaningful beyond the first significant digit

[Anonymous No.15092311]

>>15092279
the based choice is to call them dickmanns and hope it sticks. Same with calling tissues Tempos and "googling" on any search engine.

[Anonymous No.15092314]

>>15092160
>they still haven't made a double-nogger
missed opportunity

[Anonymous No.15092317]

>>15092279
>>15092311
No the based choice is calling them BBC and let all white people enjoy it ;)

[Anonymous No.15092369]

>>15092317
>>>/gif/

[Anonymous No.15092417]

>>15092308
Yeah but sugar is a whole different ballpark than fat, way less calorie-dense. Upon looking further at it, I'm pretty sure they mixed up kj and kcal, since 232kcal would be about 978kj.

[Anonymous No.15092435]

>>15092417
Ah yeah, I completely overlooked that, never mind.

[Anonymous No.15092443]

>>15083676
Have sex chudcel.

[Anonymous No.15092523]

>>15092314

[Anonymous No.15092529]

>>15092279
In Austria they are called "Schwedenbomben" - "swedish bombs"

[Anonymous No.15092554]

Maultaschen(Mouth pocket) one of my favorite foods it's from Schwabland

[Anonymous No.15092629]

>>15083638
>56% white

[Anonymous No.15092698]

>>15092554
Alternate name: Herrgottsb'scheißerle (Implement for cheating on God)

[Anonymous No.15092898]

>>15092529
Fuck I hate swedes

[Anonymous No.15093010]

>>15083638
>always half glazed with sugar, half glazed with dark chocolate
Dirty liar

[Anonymous No.15093064]

For France :
pet de nonne = nun fart is a little cake
Jésus de Lyon = Jesus of Lyon is a sausage
tête de nègre = n*head was a dessert
gras double - double fat for some tripe part
Hitschler german candies were a bit polemical too

[Anonymous No.15094312]

>>15093010
?

[Anonymous No.15094445]

>>15083783
>There are competitors to Mallomars
nice

[Anonymous No.15094499]

Say what you want, these are unironically delicious and my goto icecream

[Anonymous No.15094500]

Never knew black and white cookies were regional things.
You can get a pack of mini ones from the costco bakery. Do it. You won't be able to control yourself from eating them all much sooner than you intended.
Unless it's only our NY cocstos that have them. Then I guess you're all fucked,

[Anonymous No.15094509]

>>15094312
The white side is a hard lemon icing, iirc.

[Anonymous No.15094589]

australia used to have:
fags - these were sticks of sugar made to look like a cigarette (which some people still call fags)
golliwogs - chocolate cookie/biscuit in the shape of a racist caricature of an aboriginal
fags got changed to fads for some reason and golliwogs just vanished, idk if they got rebranded

[Anonymous No.15094632]

Icecream with chewing gum stick

[Anonymous No.15094830]

>>15094509
yeah something like that. I usually bunch all these icings together as "something something sugar"

[Anonymous No.15095228]

These are named Cajun Pistols. They're basically just baked rolls with seasoned shrimp/crawfish and melted cheese with peppers and onions inside. Really good.

[Anonymous No.15095256]

>>15095228
... where can I procure this madness

[Anonymous No.15095265]

>>15095256
I got mine at a shrimp festable like 8 years ago, but here's a recipe that looks similar enough.
https://www.realcajunrecipes.com/recipe/crawfish-or-shrimp-pistolettes-aka-stuffed-beignets/

[Anonymous No.15096579]

>>15083744
>Donauwelle
We do something similar, but call it "indians" (as in "native americans", not "pajeets").

[Anonymous No.15096597]

>>15096579
They're shaped like turds, so I don't think it would make much difference if they were referring to pajeets.

[Anonymous No.15097300]

>>15083964
my grandma from nebraska called them that..

[Anonymous No.15097307]

I despise the name s'mores

[Anonymous No.15097316]

>>15092314
>>15092160
a challenger approaches

[Anonymous No.15097322]

>>15083782
kok

[Anonymous No.15097325]

>>15094499
>>15092160
what is it with Algida and weird product names
noggers are pretty good though, great bang for your buck (not quite as good as magnum but like 2x cheaper)

[Anonymous No.15097334]

How have you faggots never heard of half-moon cookies

[Anonymous No.15097343]

>>15083638
It's like poetry. Germans were predicting the mixed race mutt nature of Americans today.

[Anonymous No.15097353]

these little dumplings that are usually put in polish-style borscht are known as "uszka", which means "little ears"

[Anonymous No.15097756]

>>15083759
based

[Anonymous No.15097780]

>>15083759
There is literally nothing wrong with jewish people

[Anonymous No.15097782]

>>15083703
I would 'wave' hallo to that dessert.

[Anonymous No.15097795]

>>15083744
in french they're also called niggerheads (têtes de nègres) but nowadays most people say chocolate heads. i had a philosophy teacher go on a rant about not being able to call them niggerheads anymore

[Anonymous No.15097929]

>>15097325
>known internationally by different names, including Algida in Italy, Wall's in the UK, HB in the Republic of Ireland,[2] Frigo in Spain,[3] and Kwality Wall's in India.
I always thought it was called "Streets", wondered why you were talking about a settlement in the Persian Gulf

[Anonymous No.15098127]

>>15092216
Just to clarify, the bakery is obviously retarded. KJ, kilojoules, should be 978 as it’s the energy equivalent to 232 kcal.

[Anonymous No.15098393]

>>15097780
Well they do mutilate baby boy penises

[Anonymous No.15098402]

>>15083638
>It's always half glazed with sugar, half glazed with dark chocolate,
stop lying, faggot

[Anonymous No.15098420]

>>15087556
Half moon cookies is what I always knew them as, I've only heard them called black and white cookies on seinfeld

[Anonymous No.15098468]

"ptasie mleczka", or as I like to translate it, "bird's milkies"
it's kind of like a marshmallow in chocolate and has nothing to do with birds or their reproductive system

we also have a cake called little nigger

[Anonymous No.15098628]

>>15098402
yeah yeah, it's icing, not just sugar.

[Anonymous No.15098668]

>>15097795
>i had a philosophy teacher go on a rant about not being able to call them niggerheads anymore
Based. I'm a burgerstani philosophy student because I like being in debt, and all my professors are massive søyboys that apologize nonstop for the centuries-old philosophers we read being "racist" and mean to women. Can we trade?

[Anonymous No.15098732]

>>15084232

[Anonymous No.15099915]

>>15098468
little negro if anything

[Anonymous No.15099937]

>>15083638
in the swabian parts of Germany these are called Buben Spitz, literally Boys Penis

other parts of Germany call them Schupfnudeln of Fingernudeln finger noodles

[Anonymous No.15099986]

>>15083638
Fleischkäse or Leberkäse
Meat cheese or Liver cheese. does not contain Liver or cheese.

It is a kind of spam also available as Pizza Fleischkäse and paprika.
it can be eaten cold and in thin slices on bread or A thick hot slice on a bread roll with ketchup or mustard

its also served hot with fried onions and gravy and called a Arbeiterrostbraten Labourers Roast beef.

[Anonymous No.15099997]

>>15089154
please kill yourself for forcing this meme

[Anonymous No.15100040]

>>15083638
Sweetbreads. Neither sweet nor bread

[Anonymous No.15100251]

>>15099986
I've always assumed the "cheese" part of the name was referring to the texture, which does kind of feel cheese-like when you cut or bite into it. I feel deceived learning that it doesn't contain liver, though.

[Anonymous No.15100260]

>>15100040
Sweetmeats. Definitely sweet, but definitely not meat.

[Anonymous No.15100368]

>>15087556
I came here to post this.