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15083007 No.15083007 [Reply] [Original]

You will never be as good a chef as Gordon Ramsay.
Face the fucking facts. I will FUCK you up.

>> No.15083171

>>15083007
I do believe I CAN cook a decent toastie (grilled cheese, as the yankees call it), thank you very much.

>> No.15083511

>>15083171
I'll fuck you in the ass I'll leave your ass cheeks looking like a swiss grilled cheese you fucking CUNT

>> No.15083561

why does reddit like such an example of "toxic masculinity".
Why do they refer to him as "chef Ramsay"?
They're beta-cucks. Mumbling beta-cucks

>> No.15084365

>>15083007
idk anon, I used to think that but then I watched this has-been try to make a grilled cheese sandwich and realized he cooks worse than my 6 year old niece.

>> No.15084398

>>15083007
He got busted for domestic violence against his wife and kids numerous times.

Great role model OP.

>> No.15084407

Someone post the webm

>> No.15084408

>>15083007
Marco Pierre White is better.

>> No.15084414

>>15083007
he's just a celebrity. he's gross, touches shit all the time without washing his hands or using gloves, criticizes the most random shit giving small businesses a bad name. Expects every restaurant to have every single ingredient fresh picked that day never frozen or in any storage, he seems to have no concept whatsoever about how the restaurant industry actually works.

>> No.15084417

>>15083007
The retard who burnt that grilled cheese and somehow it was still raw in the middle?

>> No.15084432

>>15084414
He is overly critical. He is right to scold people with filthy kitchens.

>> No.15084523

>>15084414
>Expects every restaurant to have every single ingredient fresh picked that day never frozen or in any storage, he seems to have no concept whatsoever about how the restaurant industry actually works.
Agree. Very unreasonable.

>> No.15084545

>>15084398
I heard about this.

>> No.15084553
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15084553

>>15083007
I know one thing, I certainly *can* make a decent Frito Pie.

>> No.15084866

*shoots gordon ramsay in the chest*
*anally rape gordon ramsay until he bleeds out*
*cum in the bullet wound*

>> No.15085958

>>15083007
He's done massive damage to the industry while being little more than an obnoxious cunt. No one should ever have to put up with the attitude and abuse that he has normalized.

>> No.15086290

there are so many chefs who could run better kitchens who never lost their temper, hes a total manbaby for that, and the way he films everything as if hes in a rush is so cringy

>> No.15086326

>>15084398
>He got busted for domestic violence against his wife and kids numerous times.

And that was just for forcing them to eat his horrible grilled-cheese sandwich.

Fortunately, Britain recently enacted "Gordon's Law", prohibiting Grandma Ramsay from ever combining cheese & bread again, at least between the white cliffs of Dover and the sheep-shit swamps of Wales.

Never again, Gordon.

Never again.

>> No.15086330

>>15086290
You have to take into consideration context for which ever medium by which hes cooking in.

>> No.15086332

>>15085958

This. He popularized the "cool asshole" chef persona, which is not nearly as endearing when there are not cameras around. He's basically a Kardashian (except with more plastic surgery, hair dye, and makeup at this point).

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15086339

>>15083007

Is David Beckham dating Ellen now? She's not looking so hot lads.

>> No.15086340

>>15084523
>>15084414
Flyovers identified
>It's normal
That doesn't make it something to be encouraged or commended

>> No.15086477

gordon acts the way he does for american tv

he acts way more normal in uk episodes e.g. the uk kitchen nightmares soul food shack episode

>> No.15086511

>>15086477

He feels the need to overcompensate after the White Hot Summer of 1998.

>>/ck/thread/S14824272#p14824296

>> No.15086575

>>15083007
>brags about all his training by the best Italian chefs
>still puts olive oil in his pasta water
>makes pasta using, garlic, chili flakes, bacon, egg, creme fraiche, cum, peas, mushrooms and then calls it carbonara

>> No.15086618

>>15084398
source?

>> No.15086621

>>15086575
You know I highly doubt that he puts human semen in his pasta