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15071837 No.15071837[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What the hell is up with the US and all the sugar in your breakfast? When I was last there, everything was absurdly sweet!

Cereal, orange juice, waffles, pancakes and syrup, even your bread and breakfast sausage was sweet! The strawberries and blueberries were coated in some sort of a syrup as well. WTF?

>> No.15071851

>>15071837
>The strawberries and blueberries were coated in some sort of a syrup as well.
What fucking fruit are you getting

>> No.15071852

>>15071837
>I’m a huge faggot
T. OP

>> No.15071856

>>15071851
I was in a cafeteria.

>> No.15071858
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15071858

>>15071837
t. Ordered something ridiculously sugary sounding at IHOP bc muh foreign land and it ACTUALLY WAS RIDICULOUSLY SUGARY OMGOMG

>> No.15071869

stay obsessed, third worlder

>> No.15071872

>>15071858
So what do you usually all eat for breakfast?

>> No.15071904

>>15071856
You seem to have fallen for the common eurotrap of eating at a cafeteria in america expecting anything other than slop. We don't do cafeterias the way you do, because we hate sitting next to strangers. We reserve them for forced communal caloric consumption: prisons, schools, hospitals, etc.

>> No.15071928

>>15071872
Coffee and toast. Often the toast will be skipped. Missing breakfast shows that we're too busy working so hard, as does drinking so much coffee (the implication being that we don't have time to sleep either).

>> No.15072033

>>15071928
>drinking so much coffee
you don't even drink that much coffee.

>> No.15072040

need the energy for running around your mind all day

>> No.15072061

The sugar us supposed to help wake you up and give you enough energy to wageslave until lunch.

>> No.15072088

Hurr durr I stuff sugar in my mouf hurr durr why is dare sugar in my mouf who did dis to me reeeeeeee

>> No.15072201

>>15071837
>Cereal
Don't eat the stuff for kids
>Orange juice
Oranges naturally have sugar
>Waffles
No more sugar than the rest of the world
>Syrup
What the fuck did you expect, it's syrup
>Bread
American bread has too much sugar idk why
>Sausage
That's not normal

Retard faggy foreigner

>> No.15072284

>>15071837
How about you mind your own fuckin business

>> No.15072315

>>15071837
I don't eat any of that stuff to start with

>> No.15072351

OP here. Let me tell you of my daily routine. I wake up to the star spangled banner, pull back my American flag bed spread and get up. I change out of my liberty pajamas, and brush my teeth with American crest. As I pass my altar to America I place my right hand over my heart and say in a loud voice "I am proud to be an American". but my words ring hollow in my head because I'm not an American I'm a eurotard. I know that I will never have the freedom to do something like dip my fries in a shake because the french mafia prohibits different thought. I look in the mirror and see my reflection. I think of the sweet release of death but the nanny state I live in won't allow me to own anything sharp or even remotely deadly. some day I will be like the Americans... some day!

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15072359

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT SUGAR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT STAND SUGAR EVERYTHING SHOULD TASTE LIKE SAWDUST AND GARBAGE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

>> No.15072361

>>15072351
Holy basedola

>> No.15072371

>>15072359
jesus fucking based

>> No.15072442

why the fuck are so many fucking faggots utterly terrified of sugar
>OH NO THERE'S 1 CUBE OF SUGAR IN MY TEA I CANT DRINK IT ITS FUCKING RUINED
>proceeds to chug 4 liters of "diet" cola

>> No.15072459

>>15072351
Lol this is the funniest shit I've read in a while on this site

>> No.15072961

>>15071837
Lol that pic is so accurate.

>> No.15072967

>>15072359
Fatty

>> No.15072982

>>15071928
So you're actually proud of being a worker drone? Fascinating.

>> No.15072987

>>15072982
Taking pride in your work is a bad thing?

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>>15072201
>Don't eat the stuff for kids
Then why do you have cereal aisles? And why do you feed this to your kids?
>Oranges naturally have sugar
So why are you cramming it down your gut instead of literally anything else?
>No more sugar than the rest of the world
Yes, but we don't eat it for fucking breakfast all the time.
>What the fuck did you expect, it's syrup
Again, why for breakfast?
>American bread has too much sugar idk why
To mask the shitty taste, I'm assuming.
>That's not normal
Well, fuck.


>Retard faggy foreigner
I can smell the burger from this side of the pond.

>> No.15073768

>>15073755
just go back to eating dirt and woodchips. America does not give a shit what you think about anything.

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15073778

>>15073768
Enjoy your "cuisine".

>> No.15073780

>>15072987
Yes

>> No.15073813

>>15073778
outside all those grossass peas, id eat it

>> No.15073852

>>15071872
Soft boiled eggs, toast, coffee or orange juice depending on how I feel.