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Just found out I'm dating a girl who's pregnant with another man's baby. What are some foods that'll kill her womb-wriggler?

>> No.15067185

Go back

>> No.15067192

feed her a nice lox bagel

then throw her down the stairs

>> No.15067195

>>15067185
go back where?

>> No.15067203

>>15067195
To being single

>> No.15067206

>>15067192
Can confirm. The best bet for miscarriage is a mouthful of wooden stairs

>> No.15067208

>>15067173
What a cuck, have fun raising Tyrone's little niglet

>> No.15067209

>>15067173
A bullet.

>> No.15067212

>>15067173
Try putting trace amounts of uranium in her food, that'll do it
>>15067203
This, it's just not worth it in the end

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>>15067173
>her womb-wriggler

>> No.15067224

>>15067173
is the other man black?

>> No.15067237

>>15067224
Undoubtedly. OP needs to GTFO

>> No.15067249

Dump her stupid

>> No.15067250

>>15067224
I don't think so. It's her previous ex, who I'm pretty sure is white. I wouldn't mind dating a pregnant woman, but the idea of raising another man's child is seriously freaking me out.

>> No.15067259

>>15067209
Glad there are some other a bullet posters here holding down the fort

>> No.15067260

1 tbs of St Johns Wort
1 tbs of turmeric
1 tbs of arsenic
1 tbs of ginger

>> No.15067263

>>15067250
make a second womb wriggler then.
just make this first one a test run for the actual thing.

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>>15067195
>>15067203
Best advice. Drop that hoe.

>> No.15067278

>>15067250
Convince her to fug. Then fug her so hard that she has a miscarriage.

>> No.15067299

Make her eat the baby, that should give her a miscariage

>> No.15067333

Knuckle sandwich

>> No.15067376

Tripwire at the top of the stairs soup

>> No.15067387

I assume you're planning on feeding her these things without her cooperation.

This will be difficult. My understanding is that herbal abortifacients taste bad. Convincing her to keep eating bad tasting food, so she gets an effective dose... tricky.

Probably want to look into blue cohosh.
And it's easier to find a new girlfriend.

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>> No.15067398

>>15067173
Parsley tea

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>>15067250
>I wouldn't mind dating a pregnant woman, but the idea of raising another man's child is seriously freaking me out.

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>> No.15067461

>>15067263
If you think she's actually marriage material, this is a viable route

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>>15067400
now there's a question. how do you date a pregnant woman and get out before the baby comes?

>> No.15067499

Ignore the redditors.
Anything high in vitamin A. Things like canteloupe and carrots. Works well if you put em in a smoothie.

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>>15067461
What a fucking cuck. Jesus christ I cant believe how feminized men have become

>> No.15067518

>>15067461
No woman who's been impregnated or has kids already is worth marrying. Have some respect and fuck some 18/19 year old pussy. Unless you're ugly/a cuck/30+ years old

>> No.15067792

>>15067173
Get her to eat a lot of unpasteurized meat and cheese. If she has no health problems consider getting her to drink a bunch of Red Bull or Monster Energy drinks.

>> No.15067849

>>15067173
Soft cheese.

>> No.15068003

>>15067479
This is what I want to know

>> No.15068035

>>15067173
Parsley, an absurd amount of parsley.

>> No.15068076

>>15067173
Just get a normal abortion.
What race is it btw?