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How long do you think you will live /ck/?

>> No.15061316
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>>15061307
Longer than George Floyd.

>> No.15061317

>>15061307
Longer than some bitch ass who couldn't breath.

>> No.15061330

i just started a job at a gas station so it's up to the covid gods hands now

>> No.15061332

>>15061307
If I quit drinking soon I can pull off a mid 80s. If I don't quit then Im out mid 40s

>> No.15061338

>>15061307
>chest feels weird
>heart stops beating for a second
>feel a sudden rush when it does again
>happens almost every day for 10 years straight
how long do i have bros?

>> No.15061349

>>15061338
Can I have your stereo?

>> No.15061360

>>15061338
>asking this on a Tibetan hand carving forum
Go to the doctor you mongoloid

>> No.15061363

>>15061307
Shocked I've made it to 33 honestly.

>> No.15061366

>>15061307
Every man, on both sides of my family tree, without exception, died at 45, of a massive heart attack. Whether they smoked and drank and ate cheeseburgers all day long, like my uncle, or were health nut, salad eating, lean meat only joggers, like my dad, they died at 45, from a heart attack.
I have seventeen years left to convince a woman to let me impregnate her, or my bloodline ends, as I'm an only child, and neither of my uncles had children. It's not going well.

>> No.15061379
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>>15061366
Feel for you anon. Heart issues on both sides of my family. I'm so fucked. Getting good genetics is just luck, and life isnt fair. Oh well, just enjoy the ride while you are here I guess.

>> No.15061385

>>15061332
This.

>> No.15061410

>>15061379
I was a health nut, I wanted to be the one to break the cycle, and I didn't really believe that EVERY MAN on BOTH SIDES of my family was cursed to die so young, until I did my own research, and found that this was true, I looked all the way back to the 1700s, and they all died at 45.
Now I chain smoke and eat cheeseburgers and pork chops to my clogged heart's content. It's weird to think that my family will die with me, if I can't get a bitch pregnant. I think when I'm 44, I'll just kidnap and rape a bitch and force her to carry it to term, just to keep things going for one more generation. Although, maybe I should just let this cursed genetic line die out.

>> No.15061417

>>15061307
If politics get worse than not very long, I’ll kms b4 the feds do anything to me :)

>> No.15061425

over the past few weeks, i've had a feeling of impending death like i've never had before
it's not scary, just a like, "my time is coming soon" type vibe
i even wrote out a will
nothing will probably happen, but it's been a bit unsettling

>> No.15061428

>>15061410
Dude, just find a chick in her 30's. they are desperate to have kids at that age.

>> No.15061430

With any luck I won't wake up tomorrow.

>> No.15061437

>>15061428
I'm gay though, for teen boys.

>> No.15061439
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>>15061307
forever

>> No.15061442

Bloodlines are such an amusing cope.

Only people who are completely ignorant about genetics actually think this bullshit matters.

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>>15061437

>> No.15061449

>>15061437
Sack up and hit it drunk, it's a time honered tradition of closeted royalty and suburbanites.

>> No.15061450

>>15061428
Yeah, sure, and then I'll retarded spawn from her spoiled eggs? A retarded child who will also die at 45, possibly younger because downy folks don't live very long?
No thanks.

>> No.15061455

>>15061338
Heart palpitations are normal, but not if you have any more than 3 a minute. if you feel these with prevalence, then you need to see your doctor immediately. If you don't, you risk cardiac arrest, which is guaranteed brain damage if not treated within 5 minutes, and death not much longer after that.

>> No.15061459
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Long as I'm given. If ya die, ya die. No point in worrying about the inevitable.

>> No.15061462

>>15061442
Suck my dead dad's formaldehyde dick, you scum sucking faggot.

>> No.15061467

>>15061338
Had the same thing and my doctor told me it's more than likely a PVC. Basically a weird/distorted heart beat that is usually benign. Aside from that, STILL GO SEE A DOCTOR.

>> No.15061469

>>15061410
voluntary eugenics