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>A bizarre pizza-themed murder in Edinburgh, Scotland, has sent the local police department into a frenzy
>James Churchill, 19, has been charged with murdering his flatmate, Harold Smith, 28
>According to witnesses, Churchill ordered a pizza for dinner with the intention of consuming the entire thing in one night. However, he ultimately ate only half of it, and stored the rest in a refrigerator
>The next morning, Smith ate the rest of the pineapple-bacon-and-anchovy-pastrami pizza without asking
>Details of what happened next are scarce, but Smith was eventually killed with a pizza cutter
>"This is very exciting," said Officer Billings of the Edinburgh Police Department. "This is the first murder in European history to involve a pizza cutter, and the second in the world. Before this, the only pizza cutter murder in world history was in Nicaragua."
>Churchill's lawyer had no comment

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-54931544

>> No.15058625
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>>15058598
>pineapple-bacon-and-anchovy-pastrami pizza

>> No.15058712

>>15058598
>>"This is very exciting," said Officer Billings of the Edinburgh Police Department.

>> No.15058747

>>15058598
Justified, not a jury in the world that'd convict him

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>>15058598
>pineapple-bacon-and-anchovy-pastrami pizza

>> No.15058857

>>15058598
Based

>> No.15058895

>>15058598
officer billings deserves the rope for that opinion. no, scratch that, he deserves the pizza cutter

>> No.15058916

>>15058598
>the intention of consuming the entire thing in one night
this is worded like eating a whole pizza in one sitting is somehow unusual

>> No.15058922

>>15058625
>>15058840
This is an important piece of evidence. NO ONE except the person who ordered this monstrosity would eat this the next morning, with or without asking. CLEARLY the murderer is lying about the motive!

>> No.15058940

>>15058922
>has no taste
>goes on /ck/ anway
based

>> No.15058970

>>15058916
No its not

>> No.15058973

>>15058970
yes it is

>> No.15058985

trips

>> No.15058986

>ladies and gentlemen of the court, my client ordered a pineapple-bacon-anchovy-pastrami pizza, he is clearly not sound of mind

>> No.15058991

>>15058598
how the fuck do you kill someone with a 'za cutter

>> No.15059002

>>15058940
Post flag

>> No.15059009

>>15059002
Canadian chad.
Cry 'bout it twink.

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literally none of you retards clicked the link did you? story is fake. Link goes to some covid news bullshit

>> No.15059105

>>15058991
Bludgeoning. The guy must have been at it for some time though.