/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15057042]

>hungry
>go make food
>not hungry anymore

[Anonymous No.15057109]

>>15057042
crazy innit

[Anonymous No.15058198]

>>15057042
>horny
>go make food
>have sex with food
>make love to food
>marry food
>start family with food
>buy house with food
>raise children with food
>have food’s in-laws over for food
>they judge me, like food
>food gets fat from eating too much food
>children get fat from eating too much food
>can’t handle the stress from food
>murder in-laws, murder children, murder food
>go to prison, eat prison food
>get raped in shower
>not horny anymore

[Anonymous No.15058232]

>>15057042
luckily as a neet I can just pass it on to a family member.

[Anonymous No.15058238]

>hungry
>too lazy to make food
>the hunger goes away on its own

[Anonymous No.15058253]

>>15058198
If only it was this simple

[Anonymous No.15058281]

>>15057042
But you forgot to eat it!

[Anonymous No.15058579]

>>15058238
Based and proanapilled.

[Anonymous No.15058590]

OMG YES I'M A SOYBOY FOODIE KEKOLD WHO HECKING LOVES EATING FOODERINO HMMM FOOD IS GOOD I JUST LOVE CHEWING ON EDIBLE SUBSTANCES THAT TASTE GOOD AND THEN SWALLOWING THEM TO GET NUTRIENTS FROM THEM OMG YES EPIC RESTAURANTERINOS EPIC TAKEAWAYERINOS ALSO I LOVE COOKING BECAUSE YOU LE MIX LE INGREDIENTS AND YOU GET LE DISH AS A RESULT OMG DID I TELL YOU I'M SUCH A HUGE FOODIE ALREADY I CAN'T WAIT TO SIT AT MY TABLE AND ENJOY THE TASTE AND SMELL OF CULINARY PRODUCTS THAT I WILL CONSUME HMM YES FOOD GOOD BECAUSE THE MSM SAYS SO I'M SUCH A SYBARITE A GOOD OLD SYBARITERINO WHO JUST LOOOVES NUTRITIOUS STUFF

[Anonymous No.15058591]

>>15058590
tl;dr

[Anonymous No.15058600]

>>15058590
Huh

[Anonymous No.15058603]

>>15058590
uh huh

[Anonymous No.15058615]

>>15058590
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.15058928]

>>15057042
>hungry
>drink water
>not hungry anymore