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>every month, a week before crimson tide hits
>brain goes
>"brØther, i crave the fØrbidden minerals"

>> No.15056955

>>15056937
When I get my period I like to eat pickles.

Fermented pickles are ofc the tastiest.

>> No.15056956

Immediately get checked for anemia. My sister craved the weirdest shit and had dangerously low iron levels. She's fine now but yeah.

>> No.15056959

>>15056937
Why'd you eat the apple?

>> No.15056970

>>15056955
Ok chud

>> No.15056991

>>15056937
Are you implying sodium is bad? Maybe in excessive amounts.

>> No.15057019

>>15056991
Don't just crave salt, I crave a lot of salt and msg. Or anything with strong savoury tastes. Would save instant noodle seasoning packs and just make a hot mug of bovril with it when my self restraint hits its limit

>> No.15057027 [DELETED] 

>>15057019
Ok chudd

>> No.15057156

>>15056937
Salt is good for you. I eat like 6g daily. Just make sure it's made with added Iodine or you fuck up your thyroid. Also eat more heme iron (from animals) or substitue 50-100mg og fera sanol duedenal with a glas of orange juice (vitamin C helps the iron absorption, dairy prevents it).

Also get your ferritin levels checked out.

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15057170

>everyweek govvy sends what they call protein bars

don't know what they're made of but i thought i saw a cricket leg in one of them

>> No.15057222

>>15056937
Oh God please God I want to have periods. I don't want to be the girl just give me the periods.

>> No.15057230

this is disgusting, do not post again
all fields

>> No.15057253

>>15056937
Describe the texture and aroma of your menses to me, goddess

>> No.15057282

>>15057222
you don't
it's terrible
trust me

>> No.15057398

>>15056937
>>15056955
>>15057019
You know the rules.

>> No.15057450

>>15057398
and so do I

>> No.15057518

>Cravings for liver, heart and dark chocolate skyrocket
>Bf's horny levels skyrocket even when he doesn't know my period's started

Men, wtf?

>> No.15057522

>>15057518
We can subconciously smell the pheromones

>> No.15057556

>>15057522
I can consciously smell when a woman's on her period about half the time. Freaked my last roommate right out when I'd grab tampons when I'm shopping because she was out, and she'd start within 24h.

Her behaviour and diet would change a little bit, but there was this faint smell. If brass-sugar was a thing - there's usually something else in there too, almost like walnut, but I can't pin it down.

>> No.15057560

>>15057282
Sometimes I get bad wind and pretend they're menstrual cramps. It feels so reassuring. I've started swallowing dry beans whole to encourage that feeling.

>> No.15057564

>>15056937
just eat as much salt as youd like, there is nothing bad about it. dont let the government brainwashing get to you, in the middle ages people could hit upwards of 100g of salt if they ate dried and preserved fish and they were strong and healthy. listen to your body.

>> No.15057567

>>15057556
>BRASS SUGAR HOW COME YOU TASTE SO GOOD, NOW?
*MUSIC PLAYING*
>BRASS SUGAR JUST LIKE A YOUNG GIRL SHOULD, NOW

>> No.15057603

>>15057567
>Have the Ramones killed immediately

>> No.15057633

>>15056937
I get mad cravings for green vegetables especially spinach. I'll always end up making a huge spanakopita or spinach risotto and then the next day, bleedy bleedy time.

>> No.15057642
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15057642

How important is salt in a diet? If I just ate unseasoned meat and veggies would I die?

>> No.15057645

>>15057633
Have you checked your iron levels? Spinach is high in iron so it would make sense to crave it.

>> No.15057650

>>15057645
Oh they're low, I take a supplement daily but every month without fail, my body sends me a huge spinach cravings as my early warning signal.

>> No.15057656

>>15057398
None of those posters are claiming to be female. They are following the rules.

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>>15057650
Join us anon...

>> No.15057669

>>15057518
>>Bf's horny levels skyrocket

Anyone else get untenable levels of arousal on day 2/3 of their red wedding?

>> No.15057723

>>15057556
Yeah I know what you mean it smells like a moldy orange

>> No.15057943

>>15056937
I literally season all my meals with salt

>> No.15057951

>>15057019
try miso soup
>>15057642
salt is essential for life but meat contains 2% salt

>> No.15057989

>>15057518
Werewolf here. We can absolutely smell your menses. Don't be self-conscious about it though. It is an oddly pleasant scent like puppy breath.

>> No.15058002

>>15057943
You should try MSG

>> No.15058353 [DELETED] 

>>15056937
>>15056955
You will never be real women.

>> No.15058370

>>15057156
Orange juice is a shitty way to get Vit-C. Even a whole orange only contains around 30mg. Get lipsomal Vit-C pills instead. Don't get the ones that you dissolve in water, make sure it's lipsomal.

>> No.15058376

>>15057989
I disagree. I think it's vomit inducing and I've sat next to cute girls on the bus who fucking reek of menstruation.

>> No.15058387

>>15058370
You don't need that much vitamin c, only something to swallow the iron pill. I wouldn't recommend too much synthetic VitC as throught the day most people already get more than enought.

>> No.15058395

>>15056937
>>15056937
What's the time window during periods to try and get a girl to go out with me?
I don't know much about them but I know girls act like cunts then they are the sweetest things in the world then they are cunts again
Period girls like me for some reason but I need the perfect timing to strike

>> No.15058420

>>15058395
>Period girls like me for some reason but I need the perfect timing to strike
Women get for beta providers when tey are infertile (period) and for chad when they ovaluate. RIP

>> No.15058428

>>15058395
>Period girls like me for some reason
When girls say theyre on there period it means they don't want to have sex with you

>> No.15058432

>>15057989
this retard never walked in a bathroom that has an exposed tampon just chilling in an open garbage, stinking up the room. shit smells like death to me, man. That doesnt stop me from still wanting to fuck tho, so who is the real pig here yaknow

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15058526

Women disgust me

>> No.15058529

>>15058420
I don't have money

>> No.15058542

>>15058529
You don't have to be rich, they just see you as a loser which would provide for their niglet if need be instead laughing at her or manually aborting that creatura.

>> No.15058544

>>15058395
I feel like the sex drive is the highest right before the bloodmoon.

>> No.15058554

>>15056970
what was the point of this reply?

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>> No.15058648

I crave red meat like crazy. Need that iron.

>> No.15058679

>>15058376
>>15058432
>female fertility–yucky!

>> No.15058718

>>15058526
Based!

>>15058679
Menstruation isn't just blood anon. It's dead tissue and all kinds of solid slimey things that comes out from the vagina. Have you ever had a gf? Menstruation is fucking vile and should never be normalized just like poop.

>> No.15058753

>>15057560
its more like you had some bad food and now for the rest of the day a knife is casually being tossed about in a dryer and every so often it gets stuck in one part of it and twists about a spot only to come lose then repeat the process. While it varies from woman to woman, the worst pain ive herd was abit like cock and ball torture for a good week.

As for myself it never realy gets that bad, I just pop an IB prof and im good. Might need to fap afew times, not realy out of hornyness but more like 'deal with the pain the pill didnt scratch.'

>> No.15058811

>>15057556
Are you a dog? I only find out because my wife becomes an even bigger bitch than normal.

>> No.15058853

>>15058526
>>15058718
Reminder! Chicken eggs are just mensuration.

>> No.15058878

>>15058853
Not really.

>> No.15058886

>>15058811
Not that anon but maybe you're lucky and have a clean woman. I've met far too many girls who really stink when they're menstruating.

>> No.15058930

>>15058886
Only those which use pads instead of menstruation cups or tampons. As long as it doesn't come in contact with air, you can't smell it. Plus fresh blood is very sublte. Your woman would have to not wash her cunt and clean out the old black blood for you to smell the blood stink.

t. husband asked me if I have my periods before marriage as he never seen any signs of it and was concerned about getting kids

>> No.15058941

>>15057656
The rule applies to all PoM (people of menustration).
Dilate.

>> No.15058959

>>15058853
>birds are now mammals
>the one trick biologists don't want you to know

>> No.15058965

>>15058930
From my experience it's not the blood itself that smells but all the other clumps of weird slime.

>> No.15058988

>>15057170
Youre allowed to have cricket legs in every 100 chocolate bars according to the FDA

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15058993

My girlfriend wanted to fuck the other day.
>are you done your period?
>like, yeah!
>blood all over my cock after

>> No.15059007

>>15058965
It's uterine lining, but I never experienced "lump". It's always been clear blood. Maybe that'S actually some cunt infection?

>>15058993
Sometimes a bit of the old blood is stuck up before the cervix, so despite not bleeding anymore you might be able to fish some out. Sometimes it'S also from hitig the cervix with your dick head.

>> No.15059017

>>15059007
Disgusting

>> No.15059032

>>15059017
Disgusting but usefull.

>> No.15059074

>>15058993
>he's not a vampireCHAD