/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15054371]

>Your kino snack, sir

[Anonymous No.15054372]

>>15054371
are you black?

[Anonymous No.15054373]

>>15054372
If he was black (or had better taste) that would be popeyes

[Anonymous No.15054374]

I'm good, thanks

[Anonymous No.15054375]

That's a fairly small amount for an average-sized person, I'd say?

[Anonymous No.15054376]

>>15054374
that pizza looks cold and gross

[Anonymous No.15054377]

>>15054374
That's just a bloody mary, don't you want some food with your drink?

[Anonymous No.15054378]

Never had Chik-Fil-A the line is always too long

[Anonymous No.15054379]

>>15054371
their fries aren't that good. plenty of places have better.

[Anonymous No.15054380]

>>15054374
>pizza
looks disgusting, too dry and too fat at the same time
>pickles
who even eats them as a snack without vodka?
>onion rings
only with a beer
>olives
only with vine
>fries
never ever, literal trash tier food.
the sandwitch looks unironically like the best part of the "meal"

[Anonymous No.15054381]

>>15054375
Yeah it’s pretty low density.

[Anonymous No.15054382]

>>15054374
>you ate and we came

[Anonymous No.15054383]

>>15054379
>eating fries

[Anonymous No.15054384]

>>15054371
Polynesian sauce?

[Anonymous No.15054385]

Please, light on the butter
I want to be able to
taste
my kino turtles feet

Thank You

[Anonymous No.15054386]

>>15054371
chic fil a is overrated and even places like PDQ do the same thing way better

[Anonymous No.15054387]

>>15054380
>without vodka
Anon.......look what they're all stuck into.

[Anonymous No.15054388]

>>15054378
The line moves really quick because there's a very limited number of menu items
50 people in a chic fil a line us the equivalent of like 10 at McDonald's or taco bell

[Anonymous No.15054389]

A longstanding Chick Fil A near me actually bought a plot of land across the street from their location and tore down the restaurant building that had been there for decades, all so they could move their location.

[Anonymous No.15054390]

>>15054387
a cocktail

[Anonymous No.15054391]

>>15054386
Good fast food and service that's both good and fast is what makes Chick-fil-A so good.

[Anonymous No.15054392]

chick-fil-a is very overrated and it's so much easier and healthier to grill chicken at home

[Anonymous No.15054393]

>>15054380
what a pompous faggot lmao

[Anonymous No.15054394]

>>15054374
>No beer back
This Bloody Mary is shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

[Anonymous No.15054395]

>>15054371
>>15054374
What is wrong with amerimutts seriously

[Anonymous No.15054396]

>>15054392
>>15054389
>>15054386
Here come the seething homos

[Anonymous No.15054397]

>>15054390
That's Bloody Mary you son of a bitch, made with vodka

[Anonymous No.15054398]

>>15054371
Is this place really good or what? I keep seeing folks eat it

[Anonymous No.15054399]

[Anonymous No.15054400]

>>15054390
A bloody mary. It's a joke on over-garnished bloody marys.

[Anonymous No.15054401]

hey, wait a minute. that "snack" looks like several meals. is this some kind of a joke??

[Anonymous No.15054402]

>>15054396
I've been eating at CFA since the 90s, dip. In an effort to eat healthy I switched over to their wraps since it is marginally healthier than fried, but honestly their grilled chicken is passable at best. Their fried (and spicy fried) is great, but at that point I'd just as soon eat a hamburger.

[Anonymous No.15054403]

>>15054398
Service is fast & great when compared to other fast food places, that instantly puts it above others. Don't have to deal with a nigger or sheboon who's blazed out of their mind, fucking your shit up and chimping out if you correct them.

[Anonymous No.15054404]

>>15054374

[Anonymous No.15054405]

>>15054398
The food is decent but like other anon said the service is the best. They hire white people, and if there are minorities there, there is clearly a white manager behind the scenes cracking the whip and running it like a very efficient plantation.

[Anonymous No.15054406]

>>15054374
BLOODA MARA

[Anonymous No.15054407]

>>15054399
>”get active”

[Anonymous No.15054408]

>>15054385
fuck that

[Anonymous No.15054409]

[Anonymous No.15054410]

>>15054385
this is an incredibly underrated and kino post

[Anonymous No.15054411]

>>15054392
Yeah no shit eating home-cooked food is healthier and probably tastier than getting fast food but it's definitely not easier. The convenience is the whole reason that fast food is a thing in the first place.

[Anonymous No.15054412]

>>15054399
>I wore my 2-piece in Italy
>Some young men telling me "no one wants to see that"
Based Italians

[Anonymous No.15054413]

>>15054411
>tastier
I hate being somebody who had their taste buds smashed by fastfood. No matter how good of a cut of beef I eat, how seasoned it is, etc, nothing comes close to the greasy, salty, well done slabs of beef you get in a fast food burger.

[Anonymous No.15054414]

>Your kino snack, miss.

[Anonymous No.15054415]

>>15054401
It’s an American snack

[Anonymous No.15054416]

>>15054413
I’m the same, our parents probably fucked us up growing up. I’ve never had a homecooked meal better than a fresh hot fast food burger and fries.

[Anonymous No.15054417]

>>15054371
>every sauce
>ingredients: basedbean oil

[Anonymous No.15054418]

>>15054413
>>15054416
I wouldn't be too worried about it, I used to be the same way but my tastes changed as I got older and I bet yours will too. Now when I eat fast food most of the time I think it tastes gross outside of a very few menu items. However that also might be because fast food companies are getting cheaper and using shittier ingredients than they did in the past.

[Anonymous No.15054419]

Why are food threads always so kino? Is being interested in food the kine approac to life?

[Anonymous No.15054420]

>Spent three weeks in Houston last year.
>Visited CFA multiple times and experienced great service.
>The only employee that gave me mediocre service was a male african-american.
I'll never understand why.

[Anonymous No.15054421]

>>15054419
everyone loves food, except me, I hate the majority of all food.

[Anonymous No.15054422]

>your drink, sire

[Anonymous No.15054423]

>>15054409
she is just taunting him at this point...

[Anonymous No.15054424]

I've never seen a black in CFA once in my life, much less as an employee. Your story is outlandish and unbelievable.

[Anonymous No.15054425]

>>15054422
add in protein powder and a strongman would drink that once a day as an in between meal snack

[Anonymous No.15054426]

>>15054421
You are schizo

[Anonymous No.15054427]

>>15054418
I'm 32, so I'd be surprised if my tastes change too much. Granted, my motivation to cook or pick up fast food is so low that unless a social obligation forces me to eat something else, I just eat lunch meat with cheese, or PB&J, on tortillas.

[Anonymous No.15054428]

>>15054419
/ck/ used to be the best and funniest board on the site when it was smaller but now it’s such a shadow of its former self its disheartening. Just cynical butthurt shitposting, fast food autism, trolling, and /pol/posting.

[Anonymous No.15054429]

>>15054426
how so?

[Anonymous No.15054430]

>>15054409
He's right- with the sole exception of the drinks. The sodas would fill you up quickly but the rest of that would definitely be manageable for one fat ass

[Anonymous No.15054431]

>>15054380
Russian detected

[Anonymous No.15054432]

>>15054422
>crustaceans

[Anonymous No.15054433]

>>15054399
>>15054404
>>15054407
>>15054412
>>15054415
Oi, you got a loicense for that post?

[Anonymous No.15054434]

>>15054419
>Is being interested in food the kine approac to life
yes. look at Hannibal.

[Anonymous No.15054435]

>>15054422
>crustaceans

[Anonymous No.15054436]

>>15054371
not nearly enough sauce for all that shit

[Anonymous No.15054437]

>>15054371
Movie Bob could eat that in one sitting.

[Anonymous No.15054438]

[Anonymous No.15054439]

>>15054432
>>15054435
>WEAR THE MASK
>EAT THE CRUSTACEANS

[Anonymous No.15054440]

>>15054422
>2600 calories
wow

[Anonymous No.15054441]

>>15054374
>>15054371
Reminder

[Anonymous No.15054442]

>>15054430
You could not eat four double cheeseburgers, 40~ chicken nuggets and all that french fries in one sitting.

[Anonymous No.15054443]

>>15054409
Im full with 2 cheeseburgers and a coke lmao. And I'm obese.

[Anonymous No.15054444]

Does anyone have that video/sound clip of "American movie theater simulator" with gunshots and pick axe noises?

[Anonymous No.15054445]

>>15054422
Ah yes the perfect combo for my Monster ThickBurger

[Anonymous No.15054446]

>>15054441
faggot, I don't give a fuck about either pictures. btw ate home cured bacon for breakfast this morning

[Anonymous No.15054447]

>>15054441
I like dogs. I dont like pigs but they taste nice

same reason why I like Wesley Snipes but hate niggers in general

[Anonymous No.15054448]

>>15054444
Wtf I thought the no singles policy was a meme

[Anonymous No.15054449]

>>15054445
not like anyone wants to live to 90 when you can't do anything yourself.

[Anonymous No.15054450]

>>15054441
This is valid though. One makes better food, the other makes a better pet. Otherwise the stereotype just wouldn't exist.
Meat in general can be really shit food if not done properly though. Much easier to make vegetables edible.

[Anonymous No.15054451]

>>15054441
Literally don't give a fuck if people eat dogs. Hell, if people consent, you should be allowed to eat them. Pigs are pretty based actually, at least mini pigs are.

[Anonymous No.15054452]

>>15054450
The gooks breed them for meat though. It’s not like they butcher random dogs off the street.

[Anonymous No.15054453]

>>15054382
>It was just a snack!

[Anonymous No.15054454]

>>15054385
what the fuck is that? burger king foot fungus?

[Anonymous No.15054455]

>>15054375

[Anonymous No.15054456]

>>15054441
I don't eat either of those things. Or cows. What now?

[Anonymous No.15054457]

>>15054442
I definitely could, especially with 3500 dollars as motivation. I'm not even fat either.

[Anonymous No.15054458]

>>15054452
Because they find it convenient and it's a part of their culture. If dogs or for that matter even cats made the best food objectively, then everyone would be eating them.
But the fact of the matter is, pork, chicken, fish, and all the more common types of meat are just superior as a food source.
Certain cultures have cannibalism on the menu too, it doesn't mean that it's superior in any way.

[Anonymous No.15054459]

>>15054429
Because you don't like something that is universally enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.15054460]

>>15054399
Poor thing. I pity her but she also deserves it for pushing that NWO propaganda

[Anonymous No.15054461]

>>15054445
>7600 calories for a single burger
Is that legal?

[Anonymous No.15054462]

>>15054403
>>15054405
don't know what the fuck these two are on about
not only do i know of several black people that work there, there's also some at my local place

[Anonymous No.15054463]

>>15054417
>basedbean
sounds p based to me.

[Anonymous No.15054464]

>>15054421
I like food a lot but I also have very high demands for said food and 90% of my meals end up being disappointing.

[Anonymous No.15054465]

>>15054459
that doesn't even make sense, but whatever anon. believe whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.15054466]

>>15054417
s o y sauce is pretty good to be fair

[Anonymous No.15054467]

>>15054399
would love to see this person

[Anonymous No.15054468]

Here's your kino snack, bitch

[Anonymous No.15054469]

>>15054423
>>15054423
grrrr, Lindsay Losers Must Pay!

[Anonymous No.15054470]

>>15054464
I just don't like most things. I seem to adhere to Sturgeon's law pretty closely.

[Anonymous No.15054471]

>>15054468
nice
let's get this out onto a tray

[Anonymous No.15054472]

>>15054409
The real key to this would just be to eat as fast as you could since it takes time for you to actually realize when you're full. I'm not in great shape but I can normally only eat like one or two burgers before I'm completely stuffed. I eat slow though. If you horked it down as fast as possible then you'd be done before you even knew how disgustingly full you were.

[Anonymous No.15054473]

>>15054444
are anvils allowed there?

[Anonymous No.15054474]

>>15054470
sounds like a based man to me

[Anonymous No.15054475]

>>15054444
where's the manlet pit

[Anonymous No.15054476]

>>15054445
>517 grams of protein
whoever eats this definitely needs that much.

[Anonymous No.15054477]

>>15054472
That's true. I think there was some "trick" about how you should eat the first burger as quickly as you can and then eat the second burger at a slower pace to get maximum satisfaction out of it.

[Anonymous No.15054478]

>>15054399
>LIFES

[Anonymous No.15054479]

>>15054447
yo bruh how da fuck u know what Wesley Snipes tastes like?

[Anonymous No.15054480]

>>15054371
It looks tasty just way too much for one person

[Anonymous No.15054481]

>>15054471
Hear that hiss?

[Anonymous No.15054482]

>>15054422
>crustaceans
Holy based

[Anonymous No.15054483]

That's a fairly small amount of Chick-fil-a for an average- sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.

[Anonymous No.15054484]

>>15054460
hey schizo, take your meds

[Anonymous No.15054485]

>>15054483
based bob

[Anonymous No.15054486]

>>15054484
Hey brainless consumer, go consoom something

[Anonymous No.15054487]

>>15054444
God I miss the cinema ritual threads.

[Anonymous No.15054496]

Hi /ck/, I'm from /tv/! What do you guys do for fun around here?

[Anonymous No.15054505]

/tv/ mods finna seething

[Anonymous No.15054538]

>tfw permarangebanned innocently on /tv/

[Anonymous No.15054579]

>>15054441
This is fucking stupid. Why don't you post about the people in Africa eating albinos because they think it gives them powers or something?

Also pigs suck. Dogs aren't too amazing but pigs just are overhyped by ARAs. Vegans always claim they are just like dogs but unless they get a starved inbred Julianna pig or a butt ugly brachycephalic Vietnamese pot bellied pig the fuckers get to 600+ lbs and will destroy your house. And by the way, that piggy intelligence you like to brag about? They use that to tear the tiles off your kitchen floor and get into your fridge and destroy your stuff. Pigs are ugly and gross. Only baby pigs are somewhat conventionally cute.

But yeah, dogs kind of suck too. But if I have to pick between the two I'd pick a dog. A dog seems less likely to eat you.

Goats are better than pigs and rats are better than dogs imo.

[Anonymous No.15054586]

>>15054371
dude imagine just blasting a massive load on to this spread

shooting hot ropes at high speed on those crispy waffle fries

[Anonymous No.15054595]

>>15054496
>>15054505
>>15054538
Jesus fucking christ, are the mods THIS retarded? Moving an entire shitpost thread? We don't need more of this shit on /ck/. We already have enough trouble with /tv/ faggots here.

[Anonymous No.15054606]

>>15054372
N

[Anonymous No.15054635]

>>15054452
Actually there are cases of people stealing peoples pets for food. That way they don't have to pay to feed the damn thing.

[Anonymous No.15054658]

>>15054409
Looks disgusting and I love McDick's double cheeseburgers

[Anonymous No.15054688]

DOES
IT
FOR
FREE

[Anonymous No.15054749]

>>15054441
Dogs are companions, pigs are livestock. Chinese bug people don't understand the sanctity of the relationship between man and canine.

[Anonymous No.15054810]

>>15054371
>eating chick-fil-a
but why do you hate gay people??

[Anonymous No.15054860]

>>15054810
They did a 360, now they hate the straights

[Anonymous No.15054882]

>>15054390
yeah a vodka cocktail r*tard

[Anonymous No.15054887]

>>15054380
>>olives
>only with vine
olives go with everything faggot
t. med

[Anonymous No.15054953]

>>15054374
The whole is millennial, but the components are ultra-boomer.

[Anonymous No.15054969]

>>15054385
Opening that image triggered me into a serious panic attack. I'm not joking.

Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.15055007]

Excuse me, but I ordered spicy chicken deluxes and grilled nuggets, thanks. And just bring out some sweet Sriracha and Texas Pete's with a lemonade.

[Anonymous No.15055022]

>>15054969
>t. weakfag who is scared of food

[Anonymous No.15055041]

>>15054461
>modified

[Anonymous No.15055454]

>>15054371
I wish I could go outside again and order burgers with friends...

[Anonymous No.15055480]

>>15055022

[Anonymous No.15055545]

>>15054860
*180
they'd be facing the same way with a 360

[Anonymous No.15055578]

>>15054468
do americans really?

[Anonymous No.15055652]

>>15054452
How the fuck do you breed a PREDATOR for meat? They're a tertiary consumer. Makes no sense. Gooks are just fucked.