What was your mother's worst dish?

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Anonymous Fri Nov 13 10:50:45 2020 No.15052512 [Reply] [Original]

What was your mother's worst dish?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 10:51:33 2020 No.15052519 me

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 10:53:20 2020 No.15052524 >>15052512 Only dish I recall not liking was cabbage soup but that was after my dad was laid off from work so I think it was just all my mom could come up with. Other than that I've always enjoyed her cooking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 10:54:46 2020 No.15052534 >>15052512 Baked salmon. Always no seasoning, always over cooked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 10:54:58 2020 No.15052537 >>15052512 both of my parents are amazing cooks so basically almost anything that some pro chef recommends to try sucked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 12:12:28 2020 No.15052836 >>15052519 based

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 12:17:05 2020 No.15052853 >>15052519 Sorry, I gave her the wrong sauce (my cum, if you know what I mean)

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 12:20:52 2020 No.15052858 >>15052512 I'm an anti-onion person so the meatloaf was my least favorite. Everything she makes she puts onions in but in the meatloaf especially it's like 60/40 onion/beef.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 12:24:30 2020 No.15052877 >>15052858 >I'm an anti-onion N

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 12:25:39 2020 No.15052881 >>15052877 don't bully autistic people

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 12:43:38 2020 No.15052953 >>15052512 how do you eat that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 13:25:45 2020 No.15053120 >>15052953 you don't

Anonymous Fri Nov 13 13:29:56 2020 No.15053137
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>>15052512
My mother made stuffed green peppers once. I'm allergic to them but we didn't know it at the time, cause I was 5 and this was the 80's. I wouldn't eat it, so she forced me to sit at the dinner table for the rest of the night. I fell asleep there.

I can't wait until she's in a nursing home. I have so many things she's going to get paid back for. So many things....

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 13:31:31 2020 No.15053149 Everything she ever made besides Dill Dip, which is basically just a giant pile of Mayonnaise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 13:34:59 2020 No.15053168 >>15052512 Mom once indulged my sister's short lived vegetarian phase. DInner was pan fried tofu topped with mushrooms sauteed in butter. Not to worry if this was bland as every condiment was pulled out of the fridge and put on the table.

Anonymous Fri Nov 13 13:36:25 2020 No.15053180

i remember when i was 8, my mom made this awful mac and cheese casserole, it was sugary sweet, and she put powdered sugar on it and on the onions inside. she made me sit there and eat it for almost 4 hours, and after 4 bites, i vomited, and she made me eat that too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 13:38:45 2020 No.15053191 >>15052512 My mom's fish parties are true revolting...

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 13:43:03 2020 No.15053216 File: 112 KB, 960x960, fucking_disgusting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15052512 >with spaghetti >with mashed potato and vegetables >with rice they were awful

Anonymous Fri Nov 13 13:44:31 2020 No.15053228

>>15052512
She cooked us shark once, it tasted awful but she agreed. We were all a bit bummed. I felt sorry for her because she tried to do something cool for her kids. She said they had a whole shark, head and all, laying behind the counter, and they cut big pieces from it. Like, who wouldn't go for that, so they could tell their kids they'd be having shark tonight? This was in the 90's so that was pretty exotic back then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 13:45:53 2020 No.15053236 These breaded chicken strips she would make, always sloppy with the breading falling off and the chicken being a little underdone. The real monster was my grandma though, everything she made ended up with the taste and toughness of shoe leather.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 13:47:56 2020 No.15053254 File: 78 KB, 768x432, hemlagad_blodpudding-768x432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15052512 Bloodpudding, not that it was bad for those who likes it, i just don't like bloodfood.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 13:48:34 2020 No.15053265 frozen meatballs, crushed tomatoes, vinegar, and whole bayleaves she's an awful cook, I can only think of one dish that she really nails, but this one is so far away from edible and she loves it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 13:49:12 2020 No.15053268 >>15052512 Undercooked chicken. Had that one a lot back in the day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 15:35:51 2020 No.15053938 >>15053254 Fucking traitor

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 15:52:42 2020 No.15054030 >>15052512 What exactly am i looking at here

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 15:59:37 2020 No.15054068 >>15053137 ask your mom how much she sacrificed so she could raise an ungrateful son

Anonymous Fri Nov 13 16:00:53 2020 No.15054076

>>15052512
Fried chicken with zucchini and red belle peppers.
On paper doesn't sound bad, but she would overcook the hell out of all three ingredients and it ended always looking like the graphic definition of sloppa.
Did I mention there was no seasoning at all?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 16:11:17 2020 No.15054127 >>15052853 What do you mean by cum?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 16:13:21 2020 No.15054137 >>15054030 A spaghetti ISIS video

Anonymous Fri Nov 13 16:24:26 2020 No.15054197

>>15054127
Cum

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From Old Latin com, from Proto-Italic *kom, from Proto-Indo-European *ḱóm (“next to, at, with, along”). Cognate with Proto-Germanic *ga- (“co-”), Proto-Slavic *sъ(n) (“with”), Proto-Germanic *hansō. More at hanse.

Preposition:
cum (+ ablative)

Meaning - with:
Titus cum familiā habitat. ― Titus lives with his family.
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Anonymous Fri Nov 13 16:29:39 2020 No.15054219

>>15052512

Not my mom but my great grandmother. She made terrible meat loaf. Then she’d freeze this meatloaf for months until it got freezer burned to shit. Then it’d get reheated and we would have to eat it. To this day I cannot eat meatloaf, it’s too traumatic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 16:30:46 2020 No.15054226 >>15054068 right after I ask her why she was abusive the entire time

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 16:36:25 2020 No.15054239 >>15052512 Grandma was an ok cook but unbelievably cheap, I found out that pastitsio is made with minced meat and not the cheapest cheese you can get when I was twenty two years old

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 16:49:17 2020 No.15054306 Pork neck bones. She seriously just boils neckbones and serves it with egg noodles. She makes this shit all the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 16:51:45 2020 No.15054323 >>15052512 Boiled squash and onions. That was literally it, just roughly cut onions and squash boiled together, drained and served. Smelled awful, tasted awful. Fucking garbage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 17:52:16 2020 No.15054782 >>15052512 None i guess, her and dad are great cooks but they suck at desserts, i taken that as a challenge to be good at desserts

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 18:24:10 2020 No.15054957 None, my mother made great, nutritious meals that I enjoyed thoroughly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 18:39:12 2020 No.15055039 File: 2.28 MB, 800x500, kaystaos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15052512 Your mother is my mother?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 18:53:58 2020 No.15055124 Tuna casserole, made the whole house smell like cat food. Fucking vile

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 18:56:08 2020 No.15055140 >>15055039 That is the sorriest pile of shit I have ever witnessed. Pls delete.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 18:58:24 2020 No.15055150 >>15054226 Sexually?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 18:58:55 2020 No.15055153 Tomato cabbage AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 18:59:58 2020 No.15055160 >>15055150 you confusing me with yourself?

Anonymous Fri Nov 13 19:02:01 2020 No.15055170

>>15052512
that's a toss up between:
shepherds pie
meatloaf
spaghetti

she made shepherd pie with hamburger, green beans, cheap brown gravy, and either instant potaotes on top or bisquick drop biscuits.

once time she made meatloaf with oatmeal instead of breadcrumbs and another time she used uncooked rice. on another time she misunderstood the label on dried unions and put a 1/3 of a cup of them in the meatloaf. that's like 2 whole onions.

spaghetti was always made with some powdered orange colored sauce with black specks in it, and the sauce was thin and watery.

I haven't eaten spaghetti or shepherd pie in 39 years because of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 19:02:54 2020 No.15055173 >>15052512 Probably her chili, it was always way too watery and never had enough spices in it I make chili now that puts hers to shame

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 19:04:18 2020 No.15055180 >boiling vegetables until they were soft without any seasoning >buying fresh meat/fish and freezing it straight away these used to bother me the most

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 19:09:54 2020 No.15055200 >>15052881 Based mom trying to make her little aspie eat her onions

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 19:11:33 2020 No.15055212 >>15052512 Boiled macaroni with cold cheese and ketchup on top. I occasionally get nostalgic for it and make it tho.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 19:12:21 2020 No.15055221 A tie between her chicken and porkchop. I think she was neurotic about undercooked food or something so it would always be overcooked all to shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 19:13:09 2020 No.15055229 >>15055212 Oh it also had cubes of spam in it, forgot to mention.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 19:14:53 2020 No.15055238 BBQ Chicken Tenders. She used legit tenders and not even breast meat and glugged them in BBQ sauce before BAKING THEM. I can eat BBQ sauce when made right, but this was like eating shit from a trashcan mix with gasoline then set on fire.

Anonymous Fri Nov 13 19:18:02 2020 No.15055255

Pound for pound, chicken tacos. Bland and overly wet; just annoying to deal with.

As for a side dish (not with chicken tacos), I always detested her black eyed peas. Thankfully, she'd only make them for New Year's and rarely other times. I think that her inexperience with spicing foods (thanks, Midwestern upbringing!) just gave her no idea that she could make them taste better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 19:24:43 2020 No.15055285 >>15052512 Meatloaf. Mom was a fantastic cook and idk why but the one time she made it the Meatloaf came out disgusting. I wasn't a picky eater but that was not good food. Wasn't just me either. Rest of the family couldn't do it either.

Anonymous Fri Nov 13 19:28:08 2020 No.15055299

>>15053137
Not allergic, but I hate bell peppers. Stuffed bell peppers are fucking awful. The clammy, pukey essence permeates the stuffing. I hated that fad in the 80's and 90's. I was also forced to sit at the table because I just couldn't eat more than a couple bites. I don't hate my parents though. I have forgiven them for fucking up sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 20:18:36 2020 No.15055577 >>15054030 just some of Kay's Cooking

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 20:24:27 2020 No.15055603 >>15054957 same here, now I'm returning the favor by doing the same for her might not last for much longer though

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 20:30:31 2020 No.15055632 >>15055255 as much as I hate the black eyed peas, this is the cooking board, so please stay on topic and keep these things on the board they belong

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 20:33:13 2020 No.15055650 >>15055299 filtered. stuffed bell peppers are great

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 20:35:57 2020 No.15055663 File: 671 KB, 2806x2906, party time.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15053191 >fish parties

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 20:36:22 2020 No.15055666 Sometimes i catch mother eating pasta with instant gravy and cheese but she wouldn't dare feed me that shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 20:37:04 2020 No.15055670 File: 113 KB, 500x500, advice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15053228 >I felt sorry for her because she tried to do something cool for her kids.

Anonymous Fri Nov 13 20:40:18 2020 No.15055682

my mom makes based mexican food.
im a pickey eater and i dont like it, but i still know its good shit and cooked on point.
my dad is just as good a cook, idk who is better desu. but for himself he just cooks hotdogs and refried bean and mayonaise stuffed french bread sandwiches

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 20:41:45 2020 No.15055689 >>15052858 i love onions. i get tons of them for free from the foodbank i remember one of my first dumpter meals was bean, rice and sauteed onion burritos

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 20:54:59 2020 No.15055751 >>15053228 Aw man that's a real shame. Even shitty sharks can be good if you prepare them right but your fishmonger should tell you what to do with exotic fish like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 21:24:44 2020 No.15055899 >White rice >Beef mince + beans >No sauce I'd just get some fruit or get up later in the night and get food from the pantry instead because it was so awful

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 21:28:52 2020 No.15055917 >>15055039 the second I saw cucumbers and tortillas together in the same frame I knew I was in for a bumpy ride

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 21:32:07 2020 No.15055934 File: 58 KB, 660x371, smouse-04-1920-660x371.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15053137 My mom's passed, but based

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 21:47:18 2020 No.15056014 >>15053137 I've never understood this nursing home revenge LARP that I see all over 4chan.

Anonymous Fri Nov 13 21:50:02 2020 No.15056026

>>15052512
>your mother
my mom rarely cooked anything, she baked a few bullshit desserts or could make something idiot-proof like pancakes but it was my dad who did most of the cooking and boy was it awful. He was a constantly-panicking control freak so he has to control the kitchen at all times and I barely learned how to cook for myself I certainly never learned anything from him.

Nothing really stands out as one single worst dish but he'd just like constantly burn everything when using the BBQ, and actually the one dish was when he'd try to make his version of Chinese food that was microwaved rice that doesn't go in the microwave and then just giant chunks of celery and carrots & half a bottle of soy sauce.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 21:51:13 2020 No.15056031 File: 77 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15056026 Also, HI PEOPLE AND I'M BACK COOKING

Anonymous Fri Nov 13 22:06:29 2020 No.15056096

>>15052512
I absolutely hated my mom's goulash, if you can even call it that. The meat was always dry to the point of not being able to chew it, she used a knorr powder sauce and even managed to fuck that up (too watery). I was blown away when I ordered my first real goulash in a restaurant. I might have been a picky child but either way she's one hell of a bad cook, and I'm glad I could now free her of some bad habits. Taught her to ditch instant sauces (and how to make real ones instead), how to cook fresh, how to season, how to prepare more difficult stuff, on the importance of cooking temperatures, broadened her horizons. On a side note I've recently gotten her into baking sourdough bread, shit's pretty cash so far

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 23:50:36 2020 No.15056556 >>15052858 How tf does someone dislike onions?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 23:53:41 2020 No.15056564 None. My mom is a great cook, legit. My dad on the other hand, still eats like a college freshman. Frozen shit all day every day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 23:56:53 2020 No.15056581 >>15052519 based

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 23:57:25 2020 No.15056584 >>15054197 >>15052853 What did he mean by this?

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Anonymous Fri Nov 13 23:59:49 2020 No.15056595

>>15054068
Only a sociopathic narcissist would force their child to sit at the table all night because they didn’t want to eat a food they didn’t like
Kids aren’t stupid like adults, this lil nigga knew he hated them before he even tried and somehow also knew he was allergic you faggot
Stop rationalizing narcissism
Don’t ever have kids if you think punishing them for their basic culinary preferences is at all ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 00:01:12 2020 No.15056601 >>15056014 Go look on the plebbit raisedbynarcisisits forum if you can’t figure it out Boomers have such mindrot from the vapid emptiness of the consumerist materialist life they rationalized all sorts of abuses

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 00:02:38 2020 No.15056609 I never liked steaks because my parents always overcooked the fuck out of them. If there was any pink whatsoever they would complain and said it needed to be cooked more.

Anonymous Sat Nov 14 00:03:26 2020 No.15056616

>>15052512
I used to fucking hate any and all kinds of bell peppers for some reason and my mom used to make spaghetti sauce in a slowcooker and included a lot of very finely diced bell peppers. One time I yelled at her for it and didn't eat dinner that night. I think she cried and I didn't talk to her for a few days because I felt so bad about it. I must have had a really bad day that day to be pissed at my mom for making me dinner. I think that was like 20 years ago.
God I was such a fucking retard, but I still think it about it. What a piece of shit I was back then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 00:06:21 2020 No.15056627 >mom had homemade pasta sauce recipe >memorized it >eventually started to mess up the details >tasted bad >she gave up and got ragu instead

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 00:22:08 2020 No.15056683 >>15056556 try having taste buds sometime

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 06:49:14 2020 No.15057772 One year my mom cooked the thanksgiving turkey in the microwave. She literally cut it into chunks, put it in a bowl and nuked it for 20 minutes. It was horrid.

Anonymous Sat Nov 14 06:58:08 2020 No.15057795

>>15052512
not sure my mom never really made any bad dishes just things that were mediocre or enjoyable. If I HAD to pick one thing I would say her omelets. Always way overcooked and to much protein with absolutely no seasoning. Still eat whatever she gave me though including blue box with boiled wieners

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 07:03:08 2020 No.15057804 her pissaladiere was never quite up to scratch

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 07:03:57 2020 No.15057807 >>15052512 I don't like porkchops or meatloaf, they're both gross

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 07:04:30 2020 No.15057810 >>15052512 Ox tongue stew

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 07:15:03 2020 No.15057838 >>15052519 Lmao iktf

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 07:48:13 2020 No.15057904 >>15052512 my folks are ok cooks, but they did steam some vegetables into oblivion. steamed brussel sprouts are gross, roast them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 07:54:05 2020 No.15057911 >>15056595 >Only a sociopathic narcissist mere stupidity is a likely alternative, some dipshits believe it helps the child

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 07:55:18 2020 No.15057912 >>15052512 What is this supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 07:55:25 2020 No.15057913 Never liked canned cream corn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 07:58:14 2020 No.15057916 >>15053137 >>15054226 >waaaaah my parents fed and provided for me >all they could get this one night was stuffed capsicum instead of mcdonalds or kfc like I WANTED >a-abuse! I was abused! fuck you, you whiny ungrateful shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 07:59:57 2020 No.15057917 >>15052512 Flavorless and overcooked roast beef once a week, every week of my childhood. For years I didn't know you could get good beef that wasn't ground.

Anonymous Sat Nov 14 08:02:00 2020 No.15057919

One time she made pumpkin soup and I didn't like it so she made me sit at the dinner table long after everyone else had gone to bed trying to make me eat the pumpkin soup. She started trying to force the spoon into my mouth and I started crying and she started laughing and taking photos and calling me pathetic. Somewhere there is a picture of my crying 8 year old self sitting in front of a bowl of pumpkin soup

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 08:03:13 2020 No.15057923 >>15056609 My mother was like that. She thought if it was pink it was raw. Also most of her food was bland. As a child I thought that's what food was supposed to be until I grew up and learnt better. A lot of food overcooked with no seasoning.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 08:09:33 2020 No.15057931 >>15056031 she looks nice

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 08:18:18 2020 No.15057939 >>15057919 your mom is a psycho

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 09:00:52 2020 No.15058027 the only thing i don't like about my mom's cooking is that she uses brown gravy for things instead of superior turkey gravy

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 09:04:58 2020 No.15058037 File: 960 KB, 2560x1920, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15052512 This nightmare. We got it when dad was working evenings. Mom didn't know better, get preggo as a teen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 09:08:01 2020 No.15058047 my parents are great home cooks but they would always put cumin in their burgers and I found it overpowering

Anonymous Sat Nov 14 09:14:36 2020 No.15058063

My mum is a decent cook, but I'm autistic and especially as a child I was extremely picky with food, so she always made me "toned down" versions of dishes that only included ingredients that she know I would eat.

For example, she'd sometimes make me a "pasta salad" that consisted only of pasta, small pieces of ham, cheese and some ketchup.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 09:38:27 2020 No.15058103 >>15056586 >hot dog >chopped egg >raisins? >Red peppers/tomato/carrots? That looks unspeakably awful

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 10:12:57 2020 No.15058183 >>15052524 Weird, cabbage soup was the only thing my mom made well growing up.

Anonymous Sat Nov 14 10:19:37 2020 No.15058201

I think her potato salad. It's not really all that bad but she makes an East German style potato salad with a lot of mayo and not enough seasoning and it always just tastes really bland. I eat it on occasion when she makes it. My mom is a pretty good cook.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 10:22:46 2020 No.15058210 >>15053254 look at this weak excuse for a man and laugh at him

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 10:31:46 2020 No.15058243 Fettuccine alfredo and tuna casserole. For pretty much the same reason. I don't like alfredo sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 10:34:47 2020 No.15058252 >>15056595 >somehow also knew he was allergic Bitch he was just a dumb kid who thought "veggies yucky" and refused to try capsicum. There's no such thing as hating a food before you've tried it, there's just being a stubborn little asshole child.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 10:39:47 2020 No.15058270 >>15058252 >m- m- mother can never do wrong!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 10:44:28 2020 No.15058289 Whisky sour and a slap on the face " bed time, son" cry me self to sleep ---any day...anon, any day

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 11:24:33 2020 No.15058499 >>15058252 take your mom's cock out of your mouth

Anonymous Sat Nov 14 11:39:58 2020 No.15058565
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My mother is an excellent cook. It was my dad who could never get shit right. He always ate very healthy and would cook shit like lentils and add way too much spice. As a kid, I could never eat anything he made because it was too spicy.

Once my parents got divorced he got much too creative. One Christmas he tried to make goose, which granted is a cool idea. However this thing came out stringy as fuck and he had no idea how to carve it. Also last Thanksgiving he made a "triple berry pie" that was literally like eating solid jam in a pie crust. Absolutely disgusting.

Anyway thanks for reading my blogpost.

Anonymous Sat Nov 14 12:54:41 2020 No.15058891

No one in the family liked liver (not even mom herself) yet she insisted on serving overcooked liver with an can of cream of mushroom undiluted as a "sauce", along with microwaved green beans. She'd cook that about once a month and get into a fight with dad over it, making everyone generally angry for a couple days. I still don't know what the fuck was wrong with her.

Anonymous Sat Nov 14 12:58:38 2020 No.15058924

Eggs and salsa. She would make scrambled eggs, then pour an ice cold jar of mild Pace salsa straight out of the fridge onto the eggs. They would be watery, ice cold, and covered in tepid salsa juice. It was horrifying. I still shiver when she offers to make me eggs and salsa, and I'm 35.

Aside from that, pork tenderloin. She would take a whole pork tenderloin, put it in the oven and cook until the outside was "blackened". No seasoning. It would come out dry as death and she would serve it with an iceberg lettuce salad and unsalted broccoli.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 14:19:02 2020 No.15059313 >>15057916 So are you retarded or just a sociopath?

Anonymous Sat Nov 14 14:34:35 2020 No.15059373

steak. absolutely steak. she'd season them with salt only and then bake them in the oven--no pan frying, no searing, nothing. it would just kill the meat. because of this, i grew up thinking that you just couldnt make good steak in the kitchen and itd have to be over a grill like dad. imagine my surprise years later when i see my roommate searing a nice steak and it tastes delicious

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 14:38:35 2020 No.15059392 >>15059313 this site's inability to take allergies seriously is going to get someone killed one day. i lost my cousin to this kind of shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 14:42:22 2020 No.15059407 My Indian mother thinks she knows how to make authentic chinese food but it always comes out like some absurd Indo-Chinese mix with too much cumin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 14:46:13 2020 No.15059422 File: 16 KB, 232x197, 1349092198560.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15052519

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 14:47:34 2020 No.15059434 >>15056584 Quote from Shakespeare

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 14:48:55 2020 No.15059446 >>15052512 Burgers, but she went out of her way to improve and made strides, now they're her best

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 14:51:10 2020 No.15059463 >>15052512 One time she made walleye cakes that were absolutely horrid. I don't like walleye in the first place and yet it was made even worse.

Anonymous Sat Nov 14 14:57:24 2020 No.15059497

my mom is a pretty bad cook. there's nothing that sticks out in my mind as particularly disgusting because honestly she was afraid of seasoning anything so most of what she made was pretty bland. just like a lot of things she does she just has many, many borderline retarded habits that irritate me even to this day

>she has a whole drawer-ful of the bluntest, shittiest knives you've ever seen
>refuses to buy new ones
>boiling everything until it doesn't taste of anything
>not bothering to reduce anything so you have a pool of grease and water at the bottom of your plate
>thinking grease/oil from the pan or tray is 'sauce' and pouring that slimy shit on top of what's on your plate
>leaving whole cloves of garlic in stews or casseroles so you get a nasty kick when you accidentally eat it

and the great thing is is that she will take offense to criticizing any of this and ignore you completely. it's like when she knows she's doing something retarded she doubles down instead of admitting she's retarded. she is unbelievably irritating

Anonymous Sat Nov 14 15:10:59 2020 No.15059573

>>15054068
Sacrificed? If you bring someone into the world the BASELINE obligation is to feed, clothe and shelter them until they're of adult age to move out. You don't owe someone for that. Now if they went above and beyond to take care of you sure, but it doesn't sound that way for him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 15:12:39 2020 No.15059578 basically anything after 2010, my mom used to be a real good cook but she really can only good a handful of things really well, which is why ive been doing the cooking the last few years

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 15:33:09 2020 No.15059700 >>15059407 what kind of indian are you

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 15:34:15 2020 No.15059707 Eggs & cabbage, fuck me dead

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 16:09:23 2020 No.15059876 >>15052512 baked chicken undercooked rice no seasoning or spices on either and they were bone dry

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 16:11:32 2020 No.15059888 >>15057916 Spot the emotionally abused child.

Anonymous Sat Nov 14 16:26:34 2020 No.15059977

>>15059573
It's interesting how some people were so emotionally abused by their parents that they think they owe them something when they are children. Becoming a parent is a choice, being born is not, any parent that tries to force a two way street is a cunt, life is hard enough without being made to feel guilty for being born. My son will never owe me anything and I will make every sacrifice for him so he can do the same for his kids.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 16:46:58 2020 No.15060114 >>15057772 Holy shit lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 17:01:47 2020 No.15060216 >>15052534 This was my friends mom, except she did season it... with a rosemary/lemon rind CRUST

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 17:05:58 2020 No.15060243 >>15053168 >Every condiment because she didn't know what to pair with it My fucking sides

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 17:07:53 2020 No.15060255 >>15052512 My grandmother once made soup that included 3 day old leftover mac and cheese and some of the bones my dad would give to the dogs on the weekend to chew on I had KFC that night

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 17:08:16 2020 No.15060258 >>15055751 To be fair it was the 90s... I've always wanted to try something fancy like that but i've never had the time to prepare

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 18:29:42 2020 No.15060680 File: 14 KB, 378x396, 1532213892336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15060255 Jesus christ anon

Anonymous Sat Nov 14 18:35:09 2020 No.15060709

>>15052512
Her "salad":

Iceberg lettuce, with the water thats washed with it left in the bowl
Tomatoes, sliced into wedges
Peas, canned
Carrots, canned
Corn, canned
Croutons, soaked in the pool of water

Top with french or creamy ceasear dressing.
"You gotta eat salad, it is healthy for you!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 18:35:11 2020 No.15060710 >>15052512 Not just saying this because I'm a mummy's boy... but I genuinely love everything my mum cooks. I can't remember disliking a single thing ever apart from this horrible sauce she used on some fish once.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 18:37:56 2020 No.15060718 >>15060255 Michelle?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 18:40:22 2020 No.15060724 >>15052512 Ground turkey lettuce wraps. Warm ground turkey with slimy chunks of half-rendered onions dumped in a cold leaf of lettuce. So by the time you eat it the turkey is cold, the lettuce is warm, and you’re depressed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 18:44:05 2020 No.15060741 >>15052877 They should be either raw or thoroughly browned. Some faggots just cook them down into a pile of soft, soggy, slimy, watery bullshit. I love onion but not shittily cooked onion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 18:45:25 2020 No.15060746 >>15060741 I like onions in basically any form. I tend to dice it and put it on my salads raw. I'd rather smell frying onions than steak, I fucking love them.

Anonymous Sat Nov 14 18:45:44 2020 No.15060748
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>>15052512
I hate fish because of its bones. It always stuck on its meat whenever I eat it. One day she decided to combine it with instant noodles (which is my favorite food). I have no idea it isn't just regular instant noodles. And it was disaster. The only thing I taste was fish bones piercing through my throat. Can't even eat it with straight face. And I need to eat plateful of it. Fuck me

Anonymous Sat Nov 14 18:57:16 2020 No.15060798

any meat dish. she always cooked it raw. she was disgusting. picking mold out of food to use it more. eating stuff raw. eating wet stuff that falls on the floor so there isn't even the idea of blowing shit off. it was actually kinda weird. we were middle/middle-upper class amount of money but had very little food ever. some days literally no food (and not like the "make something your self" no food, like the only thing in the pantry is a few spices, but no pasta or anything).
to consider the cliche idea of mom making great food that you remember is a crazy concept to me. I looked forward to school lunches more than home food. (also, my parents were lazy so they never gave me money or refilled my food card for school, since we were not poor at all I didn't have any excuses so that usually meant no food at school either though.)

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 19:11:04 2020 No.15060852 >>15052512 Theoretically it was bolognese with mashed potato but in reality it works really well

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 19:50:29 2020 No.15061043 >>15057916 Hang yourself tranny

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 20:03:14 2020 No.15061118 >>15052512 My mothers only homemade dish, everything was heat up or out if a can, was mini pizzas on english muffins; musturd, slice of american cheese and a cut up hot dog.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 20:13:50 2020 No.15061161 >>15053216 gtfo, they were a meal for under a quid and tasted fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 20:53:15 2020 No.15061341 >>15060798 >idea of mom making great food that you remember is a crazy concept to me Totally. I have no idea what happened to boomer cooks, but their parents were unbelievable cooks and then they decided to kill the art.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 20:58:36 2020 No.15061371 >>15055299 imagine having such poor taste and opinions

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 21:01:26 2020 No.15061381 >>15056031 up the irons

Anonymous Sat Nov 14 21:04:51 2020 No.15061391

one time my sister and i were sick, we were like 7 and 11, and we stayed home from school, and my dad was taking care of us for some reason, and we had kept throwing up, and then things were getting a little better, and then he made us canned chicken noodle soup and gave us that and crackers and ginger ale, and it seemed like he tried hard and cared for us, but then we threw up a lot more, and i just think back on this and miss him and feel sorry for him. i know that you tried dad. i miss you.
>thanks for reading ;)

Anonymous Sat Nov 14 21:50:34 2020 No.15061576

>>15053228
>>15053228
My dad bought and cooked shark steaks while we were on the coast camping once. He didn't know you are suppose to soak it in water for a day before cooking. Sharks store ammonia (protein by product) in their flesh. Ammonia is also the main thing that makes cat pee smell horrid and in smelling salts. I couldn't eat what he grilled, ugh it was horrid and remember that from 20 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 21:51:10 2020 No.15061577 >>15055039 How do you fuck up a burrito? I don't understand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 22:09:49 2020 No.15061664 >>15056683 filtered

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 22:11:30 2020 No.15061676 >>15056031 she would have been hot in her prime. her son is pathetic and disgusting and she has said she doesnt actually listen to iron maiden she just likes the shirts

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 01:05:27 2020 No.15062331 >>15052512 microwaved pork chop with an apple sauce cup

Anonymous Sun Nov 15 01:10:04 2020 No.15062348

>>15052512
She would try to make vegetables the southern way by slow simmering pretty much everything with an onion, but, in an attempt to be healthy, would exclude the all-important fatback that actually makes boiled vegetables tolerable. Everything else she makes is amazing, but she still insists on butchering most vegetables this way.

Anonymous Sun Nov 15 01:18:55 2020 No.15062382

giant zucchinis from the garden cut in half lengthwise and filled with ground beef and cheese. Man do i fucking hate zucchini. Mom and Dad would make me eat it though, so if mom was making "stuffed zucchini" for dinner, I would volunteer to set the table, and sneak like 5 napkins at my spot. I'd eat the stuffing and then fill my mouth with the leftover zucchini and pretend to eat it but then surreptitiously spit it into a napkin and put it under the table so that after dinner i could collect wet napkin balls of baked zuccini and throw it away

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 01:22:04 2020 No.15062387 >>15053137 >green peppers >allergic spicelet detected

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 01:27:56 2020 No.15062409 >>15059407 Sounds good desu

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 01:33:54 2020 No.15062428 >>15052512 Red unshelled rice. Mom used to make them for a whole month for the sake of "health". And they used to be cheaper than white polished rice. Now they cost more than regular white rice because health fags and MUH WHOLE GRAINS shilling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 01:36:56 2020 No.15062442 >>15056584 >HI FAG, IM DADA!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 01:37:58 2020 No.15062448 >>15058037 >onions and ham you mom is french?

Anonymous Sun Nov 15 01:39:57 2020 No.15062452

>>15053137
>I'm allergic to them but we didn't know it at the time, cause I was 5 and this was the 80's. I wouldn't eat it, so she forced me to sit at the dinner table for the rest of the night. I fell asleep there.

if you were really allergic, you would break out in hive, shit your pants and maybe at the dinner table. you won't be here shitposting, you retard.

Anonymous Sun Nov 15 02:22:04 2020 No.15062573

>>15052512
My mother was a good cook. But one time she made a fish loaf that we hated so much that I refused to eat meatloaf for years afterwards. Decades later I actual ate some meatloaf and realize it's actually tasty, not at all like that ill fated fish loaf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 02:26:41 2020 No.15062588 >>15052512 her worst creation is me ( ._.)

Anonymous Sun Nov 15 03:46:41 2020 No.15062899

>>15052512

fried chicken. she literally always changes it every time. she used to make it well once, i'd tell her HEY, THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD. HOW DID YOU DO IT IT THIS TIME? THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.

then the next time she'd make it she'd change the fucking recipe again. she just got bored like that. everything from pork rinds as breading, panko this time.

she just got bored I think.

She always fucked chicken up, but she did a good pot roast, which yes I know is one of the easiest things you can do, but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 03:52:51 2020 No.15062929 >>15052519 Overrated post

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 04:00:03 2020 No.15062958 >>15057916 Based. DAB on these ungrateful swines

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 04:23:51 2020 No.15063039 >>15057916 wtf cunt? his faggot mom made him sit at the table all night until he fell asleep. she sounds like a stupid bitch. kid doesnt want to eat it? who gives a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 05:48:00 2020 No.15063358 >>15052853 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 06:01:13 2020 No.15063412 >>15053254 >pudding >it's actually a loaf of bread What did the English mean by this? Same as calling organ meat "sweetbread" even though it's not sweet and there's no bread at all?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 07:45:50 2020 No.15063747 >>15052853 Is that some kind of mayo?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 07:47:52 2020 No.15063753 >>15054219 Buhuuu, I had to eat meat as a kid!!!! Snowflake rich cunts are the salt of the earth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 07:57:45 2020 No.15063795 >>15052519 fpbp >:)

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 07:59:46 2020 No.15063804 >>15052512 an extremely large portion of pasta and a bland cheap sauce from a jar

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 08:06:18 2020 No.15063822 >>15055039 "mum whurs da sawwwce?" "you fuckin' schewpit cunt ya know ah cant 'ave spoicy. why did ah evah give birff to yah lee"

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 08:08:39 2020 No.15063828 >>15055180 >buying fresh meat/fish and freezing it straight away There's nothing wrong with this. Wtf are you meant to freeze lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 08:09:08 2020 No.15063829 >>15052512 everything. she should be arressted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 08:14:49 2020 No.15063840 >>15063412 That's not english, they eat it like a sausage

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 12:35:23 2020 No.15064752 >>15056586 looks good. replace the breadcrumbs with rice and throw some tomatoes and cured black olives in it, you've got some shit i eat on weekdays.

Anonymous Sun Nov 15 12:49:47 2020 No.15064817

>>15053137
>I'm allergic to them but we didn't know it at the time

So you hate your mother because she made you eat something you're "allergic to" when she didn't know it yet ???
Implying at 5 you know what allergia is. Implying you knew it before your mother.
You're hating her retrospectively for something she didn't know about, which makes you an absolute cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 12:51:26 2020 No.15064830 >>15062448 We don't eat onion and ham together with nothing else on the side. Especially on this kind of bread

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 13:19:35 2020 No.15064956 My mother could barely cook. She didn't feed me and I was sickly through school. I weighted less than 45kg at 19. Doctors all presumed I was mentally ill or on drugs. I hate that fucking bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 13:33:33 2020 No.15065010 >>15056616 Kids can be shitbags, anon. Hug your mum next time you see her and tell her you love her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 13:49:29 2020 No.15065069 >>15058037 is that leberwurst, onions and horseradish on rye? looks great, nerd

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 13:49:31 2020 No.15065070 >>15057804 I know your pain. My personal tradgedy is that her wine selection was uninspired at best. We all have our cross to bear.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 14:10:52 2020 No.15065176 >>15054197 v redpilled

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 14:18:10 2020 No.15065203 >>15056031 Why do Northern Brits always sound like they're doing impressions of themselves?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 15:09:45 2020 No.15065440 >>15057916 nah fuck you

Anonymous Sun Nov 15 18:32:12 2020 No.15066434
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>>15056096
>The meat was always dry to the point of not being able to chew it
Oh god, you just resurfaced some awful repressed memories. I'd wager that 99% of the crap my mom made was unchewable.

Anonymous Sun Nov 15 18:39:50 2020 No.15066492

>picky eater as a child
>refuse to eat cucumbers
>mom throws out my dinner and gives me a plate of just cucumbers
>tells me I can't leave until I finish
>starts hitting me with a belt when I refuse to eat them
>Crying hysterically, forcing cucumbers into my mouth
>start throwing up
>mom accuses me of spitting them out and cuts up another cucumber for me to eat

Oddly enough I don't hate cucumbers anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 18:48:57 2020 No.15066531 >>15052512 My mother was an excellent cook but couldn’t bake to save her life. A cake from a boxed mix was still a 50/50 proposition.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 19:01:12 2020 No.15066592 >>15061676 >she would have been hot in her prime. I've seen British women, that is her in her prime she barely looked any different 15-20 years ago

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 19:41:10 2020 No.15066761 >>15052512 fuck lentils

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 19:56:02 2020 No.15066837 everything

Anonymous Sun Nov 15 20:07:39 2020 No.15066910

>>15052512
Pork chops. My mom starts off by buying the thinnest pork chops because she wants to cook them as fast as possible for some reason. She then washes them and splashes bacteria all over the sink because "muh cleanliness" before dropping the drenched meat into a pan on an element set to medium. Because of her obsession with cooking meat as fast as possible, she then puts the lid on the pan so the meat half boils and half steams from all the water that's still on it, guaranteeing that you don't get any sear on your meat. Not that it really matters with pork chops that thin, but she won't cook meat to anything less than well-done, and she'll make sure to cook it for much longer than it needs to be cooked so it's completely dry. Of course, you can't expect much seasoning besides a small shake of salt and pre-ground pepper because of her extreme salt sensitivity, so it's going to be pretty fucking bland. She does this with every meat (even curries are bland thanks to boiled chicken), but the pork chop thing really pisses me off because I thought that I hated them until I tried making one for myself.
>>15052534
Dude, my mom just made baked salmon that came with instructions on the box, and intentionally cooked it for longer and hotter than the box said. I didn't learn that meat and fish could be juicy until I went to university.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 20:21:19 2020 No.15066982 none. not gonna diss my mom on an asian-enthusiast tupperware collector forum. yall'all should show some respect to you mums.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 20:31:08 2020 No.15067033 >>15056595 you've obviously never had children.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 20:33:23 2020 No.15067046 >>15056601 like you're doing now?

Anonymous Sun Nov 15 20:38:46 2020 No.15067065

>>15052512
Honestly I could name a few, for me its Enchiladas, as a Mexican its a sin apparently to not like them, they are just gross and I almost died eating one since it was only cheese. But i’ll list the others
>Kababs (she literally made them for fucking dinner once)
>Cabbage Burger casserole?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 23:42:21 2020 No.15067935 >>15052512 Most things. She learned to cook from McDonalds, where she was mostly FoH (back in the 70's-80's where it was still sort of a restaurant mentality there). Most dishes were poorly thought out and overly-focused on wonder gadgets.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 23:45:06 2020 No.15067943 >>15052512 mac n cheese with peas in it.

Anonymous Mon Nov 16 00:07:19 2020 No.15068038

Mom made spaghetti a lot since it was easy, and that was fine because I liked it, but I always hated when she added mushrooms to the sauce, which was usually 90% of the time. She eventually just accepted me picking through the sauce and piling them up on the side of my plate. She jokes about it with me to this day

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 00:25:03 2020 No.15068116 my mom made a lot of really amazing food to be honest, but that was when I was really young. What I remember best is when she got drunk and tried to feed me a raw porkchop.

Anonymous Mon Nov 16 00:29:53 2020 No.15068132

>>15058243
>Fettuccine alfredo
same, I hated alfredo and it was one of my mom's "signature dishes" (literally add jarred alfredo sauce to the pasta and make the thickest slop imaginable). I remember coming home from a friend's house and saying how could the chicken his mom cooked was, way better then I usually had, and she cried/screamed at me over it. My dad was a worse cook though, and would hover over the stove watching the food cook the entire time and still manage to burn dinner every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 00:44:33 2020 No.15068170 >>15052512 My mom did expensive French catering, ive never had something she made that wasnt great. I learned to cook from her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 02:48:05 2020 No.15068564 Not sure about worst, she was a pretty great cook, but her roasted pheasant tartiflette was to die for

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 03:17:16 2020 No.15068687 >>15057772 Why? was she strapped for time or going through some shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 03:25:09 2020 No.15068716 >>15059407 Do you want to cumin side her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 03:26:45 2020 No.15068721 >>15059977 >>15059573 Good shit anons. Fuck "Parents" who try to guilt their children like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 03:30:38 2020 No.15068739 >>15063753 A-anon, you realize "Salt of the earth" is a compliment, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 12:38:23 2020 No.15070206 File: 29 KB, 600x600, 1604490862757.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15066492 what the fuck dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 12:47:09 2020 No.15070254 My mom doesn't make bad food

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 12:50:09 2020 No.15070266 >>15052524 >im fed up with cabbage water, its not enough! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZyu6n230Cc

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 12:52:22 2020 No.15070278 >>15052512 im a mixed guy, mom's side is filipino and my dad's is german/italian. amazing food on both sides, sorry anons if your parents were bad at cooking.

Anonymous Mon Nov 16 13:40:18 2020 No.15070469

>>15061341
Probably a lot of them never learned to cook because their parents did it for them. and if they were good at cooking and got served good food, alongside eating out whenever at their favorite kinds of places that also serves good foods, they never saw a need to learn.

then when they shit out a kid they dont want and they need to feed it they "cook" things by dumping canned tuna into mayonnaise and then baking it in the oven for 3 hours on top of undercooked pasta and serve it to their kids.

honestly I think a lot of younger people (30s and below, for the most part) teaching themselves how to cook or how learning to cook at schools is a godsend for themselves and everyone else around them. as well as hopefully teaching their children how to cook good stuff as well

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 14:00:21 2020 No.15070549 Tuna pea wiggle. I could never get into it. I had to eat it a few times growing up but my mom realized it was only a few spoonfuls then I'd ask to be excused.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 14:04:51 2020 No.15070570 a cauliflower ground beef stew where the stew is just water, tomato paste, and red pepper paste everything just boiled together

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 14:05:48 2020 No.15070577 >>15055170 >once time she made meatloaf with oatmeal I do this

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 14:40:00 2020 No.15070712 File: 557 KB, 828x669, image0-22.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15055039 >mfw the "tortilla" snaps on both sides

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 14:49:12 2020 No.15070755 >>15052853 Explain pls

Anonymous Mon Nov 16 15:49:24 2020 No.15071052

Worst dish I can remember was some frozen escargots.
Worst recent dish was a result of browsing pinterest:
>slice a cantaloupe
>add a slice of prosciutto on top
>boil down some balsamic vinegar, drizzle on top
It just HAD to be a shitpost

Most other bad dishes were the result of using products from MLMs / pyramid schemes or gallons of balsamic vinegar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 15:54:25 2020 No.15071085 >>15060798 that transcends incompetence and goes right to sadistic abuse and neglect jesus christ

Anonymous Mon Nov 16 16:01:39 2020 No.15071116

>>15057916
You retards larping as tough love hardasses are so goddamn cringy. Guarantee you never actually experienced household abuse and the closest thing your daddy or mommy got to being firm but fair was grounding you in your room for a day with no computer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 16:09:02 2020 No.15071166 >>15071052 >slice a cantaloupe >add a slice of prosciutto on top >boil down some balsamic vinegar, drizzle on top would probably be good with a sparing amount of an actual vinaigrette/reduction-sauce instead of actual vinegar, and a lil' salt

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 16:15:26 2020 No.15071203 >>15057916 Evil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 16:40:28 2020 No.15071313 >>15056031 HONIONS AND HARRIOTS

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 17:22:57 2020 No.15071465 >>15061391 >chicken noodle soup and gave us that and crackers and ginger ale, That sounds like the kinda thing i'd have when ill. Based dads.

Anonymous Mon Nov 16 17:35:15 2020 No.15071509

My mom is an okay cook. Doesn't have much variety to her cooking but what she cooks she cooks well. Like many anons ITT however when it comes to steak it's well done or bust.

My dad on the other hand legit tried to kill me once with how buttery he made my scrambled eggs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 18:02:16 2020 No.15071630 >>15071509 How much butter did he use?

Anonymous Mon Nov 16 19:28:18 2020 No.15072052

toasting in a legendary bread

my mom actually is a great cook. the worst thing she made wasn't because she made it badly, or because it was a bad idea, but because there's one ingredient everyone in my family loves except for me:

nonpareil capers.

god i fucking hate them so much.

i eat bugs, gonads, and every meat on god's green earth.

but holy shit i hate capers.

so when my mom started making chicken piccata, with extra capers because my sister and dad loved them, i found the first meal in my life that i absolutely refused to eat

normally my sister was the picky one, so my family was so confused that i didn't like this dish. but it was one of the few my sister ate, so they'd throw it in from time to time so she'd get some protein

so i didn't get enough as a man growing up, and now i'm a manlet. all because of capers.

fuck capers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 19:29:10 2020 No.15072060 Chicken and yellow rice. Literally just boiled chicken breast and the packs of yellow rice. Once a week.

Anonymous Mon Nov 16 20:05:44 2020 No.15072281

My mother isn't that good of a cook, sometimes she manages to make something palatable but most of the time it's dry and bland.
If she doesn't like an ingredient, she completely drops it from a recipe or just substitutes it for something not even slightly related to it. She doesn't like the taste of salt so she barely or just outright refuses to salt food while it's cooking, spices are completely foreign to her outside what comes in premade packets or sauce mixes. Thankfully though, she had a handful of legitimately good recipes that were on a weekly rotation and she knew how to make a nice tomato sauce. The issues would typically rise up when my father got sick of it and wanted her to make something else.

The worst thing she even made was some unholy excuse for a "French Onion Soup", but you literally couldn't even call it that. It was powdered French Onion Soup mix with lentils, green beans, actual fucking ramen noodles from a pack of them, and caramelized onions.
I don't know if it was something that went off in it or just the disgusting combination of food in it, but I vomited all night. Since then I can't eat or even smell French Onion Soup without getting nauseous. The weirdest fucking thing about it was the night before she made steaks on the grill that actually turned out extremely well and the day of the incident she was talking about the chicken strips she was going to make the next day, it's not like we didn't have any food in the house and reached the point where we needed to eat anything to survive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 20:33:19 2020 No.15072418 >>15071630 I don't know but I could feel my arteries clog with each bite.

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