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>>15048350Ah yes, heat a piece of rubber so the plastic shit leeches into your food.
>>15048350why couldnt I just use a cookie sheet?
>>15048350should I buy one of those???
>>15048352is that cream cheese? what the fuck is wrong with that butter?
>>15048489why did they clean the waffle maker and then pretend to remove it with a fish turner?
>>15048502Why is there a fat face attached to that thin body? She's smiling like she has some kind of syndrome
>>15048496look at how spastic they are with that microplane
Mexico has some of the most refined street cuisine.
>>15048511that made my mouth water why am i so fat?
>>15048352>Butter breadDip in egg
>>15048539That'll be 230$, white boy.
>>15048536What is this?
>>15048551How much cum did she swallow to get this job?
>>15048635What the fuck? How does the coffee get through the bottom of the kettle?
>>15048635How does he know exactly where the pipes are? how can he fill up the hot chocolate so quickly?
>>15048703>no olive oildropped.
>>15048709>Baby Bok ChoiSo Pak choi?
>>15048514Comments like this come from a lifetime of rejection by girls
>>15048740Isnt the person in the webm a dude(male)?
>>15048435i'd shovel that right back onto the plate and eat it then clean up the residual mess like a month later.
>>15048352This is not French at all
>>15048362>trembling old man handsI'll assume it's a well intentioned, sweet guy. Poor man, trying his best.
>>15048567This is the stupidest fucking thing.
>>15048632I'm dumb but how is he not getting zapped?
>>15048651>>15048691I'm guess you've only had coffee from a machine, right? Well when you make it the old fashion way, the coffee rises out of the kettle when it's at the boiling point.
>>15048634THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETS JACK
>>15048576>hawaiian grilled cheese>canadian baconJust fuck my shit up
>>15048599I'd open a shop next to him called express ice cream.
>>15048790but anon, we're making shitty scripted asian gif tier clips
>>15048464What I wouldn't give to rail ANY of those Disney Princess actresses in costume.
>>15048575based sloppa slinger
>>15048362what horror show is this?
>>15048350What's the catch? That looks pretty fucking useful
>>15048595>Watermelon>On a wooden cutting boardWhy
>>15048362*stav announcer voice* Yes
>>15048486Silicone is pretty heat resistant. Flat silicone mats are already a well-known replacement for parchment paper in the oven.
>>15048567this could not have been a less satisfying cheese themed video>paints cheese on drop by drop with the dumbest possible tool for the job>still just looks like sloppaJUST POUR IT ON IF YOU'VE ALREADY GONE THIS FAR
>>15048352LOLIf the egg doesn't turn into custard, you FUCKED UP
>>15048510Because these "life hack" channels thrive on making shit look as impossibly easy as they can. Keep that in mind; I designed this rhyme to explain in due time.
>>15048511>nutella drizzleNice. Now I won't be able to appreciate the crunch nor the flavor of the oreos.
>>15048539>>15048555Art is dead
>>15048567I'm fucking MAD>clearly real cheddar on the borgar>douses it in government cheeseWHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE LIKE AMERICAN "CHEESE"
>>15048869You're just saying that because she's not white. You're not as slick as you think you are. Look at what happens in slaughterhouses and shit in wypipoland.
>>15049211it's the youtube generation. everything has to be a fucking jump cut or their attention wanes. the worst jump cut bullshit I hate is when they cut out the dead sound between sentences to speed it up also because they can't even make a 2 minute video in a single take without stammering or falling over the script
>>15048651>>15048691Based retards.That's hot sand. The cocoa is boiling over
>>15048551I recall seeing a mini-documentary on her once, and they really wanted her to do a cooking show, but she was kinda meh about it. SO the only way she'd do it is if they let her do a "tablescape" feature at the end with cocktails. She was always more into decorating than cooking.
>>15048558people always complaining but i find this shit hilarious its so absurd lmao, i love the fucking transition
>>15048653olive garden 15 mins before closing
>>15048551it's called meatloaf why don't you use a loaf pan
>>15048854probably wearing rubber sole shoes
>>15048350but why? These exist.
>>15048619chinks fucking love kfc.
>>15049356they dothey eat it for christmas
>>15049356It's a totally different restaurant over there, racist.
>>15048570she is very cute but she takes so much pleasure in... frying(?) these dudes
>>15048518Holy crap. My cholesterol level went up 30 points just from watching that. I'd still eat it tho
>>15048522Tom, everything was fine until you added raisins. what the fuck is that?
>>15048539>just throw shit on the table>that last guyfucking lamo
>>15049446Hahahahahaha.Yeah, why dob't you turn it off before you show yourself to be the most fragile simian on the block.
>>15048496>one tablespoon honeywhat kind of spoons is this guy using? thats a lot more than 1
>>15049637Looks right to me.
>>15049646Sandra Lee is every alcoholics spirit animal. Also every whores. What a woman.
>>15049241pouring cheese and salsa and sour creme over just the middle rather than lengthwise. why?
>>15048570the thing that pisses me off most is the fucking chin filterwhy do chinks do this ?>>15048651pipes under the sand
>>15049446what a pathetic faggot.
>>15048502need a name for research
>This code is valid for 2 minutes???
>>15048523Source? wtf even is this?
>>15049835What in the fuck? Is this a joke? A Google wine condom?
>>15049835I don't understand what it is; but I hate it.
>>15049835is it a phone case that holds a wine bottle? the fuck?
>>15049898>>15049890>>15049845It's an interactive wine centerpiece.
>>15049923white people is crazy
>>15049936Enjoy being poor.
>>15049923"Smart" technology is a fucking joke.
>>15049923>>15049946the VCs who put money in this should be hanged
>>15049973Replace zucchini with bread and I'd eat it
>>15049349That one looked easier to clean though.
>>15049923>>15049835>>15049946I hope corona killed all these retarded fucking startups and their products
>>15050058People are spending more time at home now, so there is an even higher demand for them now.
>>15049530He loves raisins, he adds them to most things.
>>15048511>three layers of drizzlewhy
>>15050102zoomers ruin everything that is good
>>15050067is this a fucking joke? almost as bad as the press juice meme
>>15049952conduction fags btfo
>>15048653I'd never marry a fat black woman. Im just not fucking man enough. Its not even the lack of physical attraction. Sure thats a part of it, but I just don't think I'm strong enough.
>>15048599very entertaining dude
>>15049601how long do gimmicky restaurants usually last?
>>15048551you can tell by the way she handles the meat that she never cooks
>>15049403>cuteShe looks horrendous specially with that face filter
>>15049946This is a tiny step towards Back to the Future's, "rehydrate please" instant pizza oven (and presumably other instant dehydrated foods).It is a very dumb step, but a step none the less.
>>15048603absolutely 0 need to make this a video
>>15049403>moves her arm in front of her face>chin goes from V shape to big ass moon face>cuteLearn about face filters, idiot.
>>15049774those persimmons look fucking perfect
>>15049244On the contrary, art is the imagistic expression of the constituent instincts and complexes activated in the artist themselves via the contemporary collective unconscious of a culture.When you see some lunatic shoving cans of baked beans up their asshole and screaming into a toilet made from frozen human turds while several dozen iphones capture every frame in UHD, or a woman painting an abstract piece using only her period blood, you can rest assured that these are true artists; for the mental landscape of these people is horrifying beyond comprehension. Only the language of dream may truly apprehend these terrors.
>>15049946>Get time for living room yoga>Get time for conquering laundry>Get time for more bedtime stories>Get time for tackling math homework>Get time for a good glass of wine>We're Tovala, a meal service for insanely busy people. We've reinvented home cooking to save you time.What a fucking awful company
>>15048595nachos! Flanders style!
>>15048362>hello food fans
>>15048518Every time I see this one I think it was probably tasty after it was assembled at the beginning, and then when they keep adding more and more stuff it no longer seems appatizing at all.
>>15050334Swing and a miss. You don't sound smart.
>>15050265Gen Xers are allowed to lurk but not post. Sorry anon, you gotta go!
>>15048575it's impressive he can huck it across a table without burning anyone
>>15048599I'd kick his ass if he tried that shit on me
>>15049622Because he wants views to his shitty eating channel, so pulls stupid stunts like this which is capable of being clipped into Mongolian basket weaving forum hot pot section
>>15048854he's in parallel with the hotdog, but the dog being so high in sodium and so small has much less resistance than he does (at first at least), so the dog takes most of the load
>>15048523Ah yes. The ancient mexican tradition of stacking a mountain of tops and sauces over corn chips snacks turning those into a wet mush. As a tacolander myself I'm not a big fan of those.
>>15048539I assume that shit wouldn't fly in this new COVID infested world.
>>15048618do white people really?
>>15050091ill never understand whats up with old people and raisins
>>15048382What an awful looking dish. So much stuff in the way of eating, fucking chicken bones and corn.Give me sloppa shit any day before I touch that
>>15048703>the footage is cut because the chip is not strong enough to scoop up that thick as fuck "guacamole"
>>15049952How does he get out?
>>15048651>>15048691As the one anon said, but I shall repeat it more kindly. The vessel contains the liquid, but you can't really see it well. The sand is superheated and the liquid inside boils up quickly, which is what you see happening. You might be familiar with how quickly milk rises in a pot when you heat it on a stove, think of it like that.
>>15049774cute girls, but wtf unholy mix are they cooking?
>>15049835wow, why do i hate everybody in this gif?
>>15049923wtf does it do? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>15049923is it just a lamp, a speaker, and has salt inside? wtf, why?
>>15049952why is the egg mix completely white without the yellow part?
>>15050054is the point of this whole plate just to make people angry? i don't get it otherwise if it isn't just shitposting in food form
>>15050067why is everything a pod with these people?
>>15048570why do the worms explode in white wine?
>>15051437Americans ONLY care about convenience and nothing else--not health, not quality, not nuance.>>15051441It's probably salty xiaoxing wine
>>15051441Looks like hot oil in a wine glass to me. There's hot steam coming out from the centipede once it gets past the exoskeleton I reckon.
>>15051616wouldn't it be cold very fast or break the glass if it was oil? looks like cold wine to me
>>15048489>""""Cooking Spray""""">Steel tool on teflon surfaceAmericans are fucking disgusting creatures
>>15048352>metal tongs on panSo I guess kitchen utensils are free on wherever she's from?
>>15048435just built fucking different
>>15051140>if i cant shovel it into my mouth without thinking i dont want to botherdo you at least chew your food?
>>15049726we like big titsthey like pointy chinsdifferent strokes
>>15049498it annoys me that they did that on the carpet
>>15048536how do they get out?
>>15048486Umm, no sweaty, the food is above the plastic and any toxic shit will be pulled down by gravity.
>>15049164For me it's using hot sauce instead of tomato sauce on pizza
>>15048362god must protect featureman
>>15050754i like how you can tell this is jack just from those stupid fucking utensils with the hollow handles
>>15048536Why is this webm so long? It just shows the same shit over and over. And who the fuck cares about this egg separating factory in the first place.
>>15048536i wish i was at the end of that machine, just slonking raw eggs
>>15048536>imagine being the guy that just watches and removes bad eggs, 1 by 1, 24h a day, every day
>>15050857Lmao found the manlet. Why are you so insecure little guy?
>>15048599existence is suffering
>>15048489OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>15051854>getting paid to do a piss easy job>bad You'll never making it in the public sector mate
>>15051437California bugmen.>live in the pods goy! Eat the bugs!
>>15048382>doesnt eat food on the boneliteral child. does your mommy cut your crusts off too?
>>15048382This is awful in so many ways.
>>15048536This kills the sully
>>15048558I want to marry her so bad bros :(
>>15048504Never had real butter mate?
>>15048510content farms make things look simple because their customers are "people who like watching videos that look satisfying", not "people who do the shit they see in videos".
>>15048536do you think the yolk slide gets completely fucked if a yolk pops on there
>>15050726That's because you're reading words on a screen, retard.
>>15050895You can be the change we believe in.
>>15048567>definition of "FUCK GO BACK!"
>>15052281wtf is this shit
>>15052525but why? the italians never ate any indians
>>15048350wait this thing lets you fry chicken in the oven?
>>15051411>cute girlsDude they're Asian and old as frick.
>>15049254Tastes good.Melts good.Keeps yuropoors and abbos mad good.
>>15052568cute as in endearing, not cute as in facefuck
>>15051731It's a rug. You can wash them easily.
>>15048539Imagine experiencing everything exciting in your life through the display viewfinder of your smartphone. I pity those people.
>>15052618>viewfinderGo to bed, Grandpa.
>>15051695>lasts as master rank for under a day
>>15052613for me its marinara
>>15048539>experienced the whole thing trough his screen
>>15051311he frog jumps on the stove faster than it can burn him then front flips out and to get back in he does a cartwheel that looks like a horizontal 90 degree angle
>>15048790Hasnt seen this mans keyboard
>>15050282I don't understand how they can watermark someone else's movie
>>15051826not to mention everything but the potatoes came from a can or a box
>>15052186yeah I have, it's yellow. that stuff is white
>>15052337I want to punch his sunglass wearing face in to a bloody pulp.
>>15048691its coffee not chocolateand its just boiling over because of the heat from the hot sand, the liquid is already in the cup but in little quantity so you cant see it until it boils up
>>15049265I dont know what shithole you live in but slaughterhouses are heavily regulated here and the animals have a quick death to preserve the quality of the meat
>>15052337>wine that you open like a beer bottleWhat?
>>15051826its not jack, someone made that meal using only dollar store products
>>15051620its hot oil in probably tempered glassalso chinks arent very fond of safety
>>15048350what is wrong with this?
>>15048511Do american's really?
>>15048791thanks for clarifying that, Sherlock
>>15049498just wring out her shorts into a cup please, thanks
>>15050964>Everyone shares food, using their saliva ridden chopsticksSounds like a good way to transmit a disease.... oh wait
>>15053086trapezoids > pyramids
>>15048791no hes just a fucking idiot https://youtu.be/hSBqx3IGH4c
>>15048464>That point when you realize you will always be an ugly nigger.
>>15049306unironically making this tonight but with a gourd
>>15053068I've had wine with a bottle cap over the cork, though that does seem odd.
>>15053068The maker knows that the consumer is gonna drink it all, do no need for a cork.
>>15049394Even in the U.S. they love it.
>>15048511do shartclaps unironically?
Does anyone else unironically love watching Jack's videos?
>>15048518>bulking arterial plaque
>>15048350Do you think it really works or is just another rip off? Hmm I'm tempted to try it. Probably won't but I wonder.
>>15048489WHY WOULD YOU CUT IT DOWN THE MIDDLE IF YOU ARE GOING TO FOLD IT OVER [email protected]?!?!? WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>15048551>that ending shotthat looks fucking terrible what a fucking sloppa shit. still do her though
>>15049498OOOOOOoooooooooo gaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh I wish that was my head.
>>15051623Don't you have a bread sandwich to eat fucking Euros Man
>>15048653yakuza beast style america edition
>>15048558Is she the one who insists on eating seafood when its still alive?
>>15048511why do they always smash the fucking food in the camera
>>15053200Nah staged as shit for the zoomers to go POGGERS
>>15048796>>15049246>>15049779>>15053077>>15054196LunaRexx / LunaRex. MFC camgirl. A biological woman.Also kys coomers.
>>15053591I guess I mostly watch them to make fun of, though at one point with understanding how he's come to make a cooking channel his cooking related retardation was slightly less funny. Sure, his hubris is still amusing, but he's not always totally unreasonable.
>>15048686why not just call it "cauliflower salad" at this point? where did the trend of those "ha ha, let's call it one thing, but that never is in the dish"-shit things come from?
>>15050282how are they handling a piping hot pizza with their bare hands
>>15052569>Tastes goodIt tastes like fucking plastic>Melts goodMelts differently, but not objectively better. I prefer how cheddar or mozzarella melt.
>>15052613some pornhub commercial or something
>>15052314>And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint