The McDonalds Cheeseburger

[Anonymous No.15047135]

Simple. Iconic. Delicious.
It's the best cheeseburger, the gold standard, the one by which all others are judged.
Keep your hipster shit out of this best burger thread.

[Anonymous No.15047151]

Sorry old man, the gold standard is now Shake Shack.

[Anonymous No.15047164]

>>15047135
>It's the best cheeseburger
fake news

[Anonymous No.15047168]

>>15047135
It really is indisputable. Simple classic American cool. Just look at that disgusting oozing puke burger posted above me. Absolutely revolting shit, just like the average American these days

[Anonymous No.15047206]

>>15047151
>posts a literal wad of grease
>"gold standard"
lol
>>15047168
this guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.15047220]

The Nigger of Burgers

[Anonymous No.15047222]

>>15047135
it would be nice if it had 30-50% more meat in the patty

[Anonymous No.15047226]

>>15047206
real cheese melts.

[Anonymous No.15047254]

>>15047135
pleb

[Anonymous No.15047321]

>>15047254
>uncle burger

[Anonymous No.15047346]

>>15047135
>buy cheeseburger
>buns/patty improperly aligned
>cheese asymmetrically hanging off one side
When you wrapped it up, you knew it was wrong. You knew but you still put it in the bag. You failed and thought it'd be okay, you thought it wouldn't matter to anyone but you were wrong.

[Anonymous No.15047359]

>>15047346
LOL, so true.
Honestly, I've never had one that was put together properly. Niggers are simply incapable of doing even the most basic of tasks properly. But since I've never had one that didn't look like it was assembled by chimpanzees, I just think of the imperfection as part of the charm.

[Anonymous No.15047362]

>>15047135
The most important part of a burger is the meat. McDonald meat is dry and tastes like literally nothing. If the meat was in any way acceptable, i might agree, but it fails at the most basic part of being a burger.

[Anonymous No.15047369]

>>15047226
>real cheese melts.
>justification to put on five pounds of it and slather the whole thing in lard and butter.
This is what Amerifats actually believe.

[Anonymous No.15047372]

>>15047362
>The most important part of a burger is the meat.
Imagine typing this.

[Anonymous No.15047391]

>>15047359
Let's stack all the pickles in a pile in the center
Why would anyone do this?

[Anonymous No.15047400]

>>15047391
dem pickus be racis an sheit.

[Anonymous No.15047419]

>>15047222
the patty size is perfect, that's why it tastes so good.

[Anonymous No.15047425]

>>15047391
Imagine an all white McDs. Like chikfila but with actual good items on the menu

[Anonymous No.15047426]

>>15047222
Great news! You can order a double cheeseburger or a McDouble and it will come with twice the meat.

[Anonymous No.15047507]

>>15047372
how low is your IQ?
i'm surprised your even able to use the internet. or is your mom helping you? can you bathe yourself? how long has it been since you've had a sponge bath? disgusting

[Anonymous No.15047509]

>>15047426
yeah that's 100% more, which is too much

[Anonymous No.15047514]

>>15047151
this

OP has likely never even had a good burger in his life. it's evident by him posting the mcshit's cheeseburger. i once walked into a mcshit's and i puked and caught cancer and super aids from just the smell
i only have two days to live too

[Anonymous No.15047529]

no this generic burger found in google images is the best

[Anonymous No.15047624]

>>15047514
Good then we don’t have to read your posts anymore

[Anonymous No.15047679]

>>15047509
You could take a bit of the meat off if you'd like. I can personally promise you the Hamburglar isn't gonna come and kill you.

[Anonymous No.15047951]

>1 Cheeseburger with mustard and ketchup, fresh/off the grill
>small fresh fries
>small vanilla shake or sundae
>cup of water
My McDonald's meal. I get it every time.

[Anonymous No.15049152]

The secrets to a good burger are extremely simple. Toasted bun, patties made thin before cooking, and seasoned with generous salt and black pepper. If you do these things you'll have a good burger regardless of what else you put on it, yet so many people don't.

McDonalds does all of this, that's why it's good.

[Anonymous No.15049196]

>>15047951
>fresh fries
how does one get this at mcdonalds?

[Anonymous No.15049228]

>>15047135
Why does the regular Cheeseburger taste so good, but the Quarter pounder tastes like burned rubber?

[Anonymous No.15049235]

>>15049196
By being retarded and cringey enough to ask for fresh fries, then proceeding to get laughed at and your freshly microwaved food spit on

[Anonymous No.15049433]

>>15049228
I don't know, but you are absolutely right.
>>15047507
lmao, look fellas, we have a live one.

[Anonymous No.15049974]

>>15047509
quarter pounder with cheese. perfect, and well seasoned.

[Anonymous No.15050011]

>>15049228
Might be the smaller patty, rehydrated onions, softer buns.

[Anonymous No.15050068]

>>15047135
the doublestack at wendy's is the superior cheeseburger

[Anonymous No.15050166]

>>15050068
>Wendy's

[Anonymous No.15050178]

>"best" burger
>no mention of smashburgers
how can so many idiots be so wrong?

[Anonymous No.15050192]

>>15050178
What part of "Keep your hipster shit out of this best burger thread." are you having trouble with?

[Anonymous No.15050232]

>>15049196

Sit around until you see them making fresh fries, or ask for fries with no salt and then put the salt on yourself.

[Anonymous No.15050248]

>>15047135
It's certainly iconic and the standard by which other burgers are judged, but it's certainly not delicious or a gold standard.

[Anonymous No.15050254]

>>15050192
>smashburger
>"hipster"
oh you're one of those retards.

[Anonymous No.15050256]

>>15047426
Two thin patties <<<< one thick patty.
They're keeping them thin because it improves shelf life.

[Anonymous No.15050259]

Shit burger, shit chain, plebfeed. Any other burger short of a rotten one would be better than mcdolans

[Anonymous No.15050267]

>>15047507
It's a combination of the meat and the buns.
Trust me, I'm gay.

[Anonymous No.15050289]

>>15049196
>fresh
As far as deceptive marketing goes I much prefer KFC's "Hand breaded every day" because it's not lying about the definition of words. It'll be breaded every day, just not here, and not on the same day as I eat it.

[Anonymous No.15050366]

>>15047135
Two cheeseburger meal is kino

[Anonymous No.15050587]

>>15050259
You seem like a fag.

[Anonymous No.15050813]

>>15050259
holy fag

[Anonymous No.15050825]

>>15050259
We’ll be coming to collect your green card shortly. Back to whatever hellhole you came from

[Anonymous No.15050838]

>>15050256
Then get a quarter pounder dumbass

[Anonymous No.15050854]

>>15050838
It's not thicker.

[Anonymous No.15050863]

>>15047135
Plastic.

[Anonymous No.15050887]

There were perfect burgers at McDonalds (McDouble, $1) and Wendy's (Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger 99¢), but they are both long gone. Wendy's even had super cheap Double and Triple stacks. I got swole of off McDoubles back when I was young and broke

[Anonymous No.15051115]

excited that theyre bringin in plant based burgs next year because i want a mcdouble so fucking bad

[Anonymous No.15051125]

>>15047529

No my vintage burger is best

[Anonymous No.15051191]

>>15047151
imagine paying $10 for a less tasty mcdouble

[Anonymous No.15051384]

>>15047509
Well, then you're a picky-ass eater and I hope nothing ever makes you happy.

[Anonymous No.15051406]

>>15047135
they've never looked like that.

[Anonymous No.15051427]

>>15047135
I don’t like the minced onions. They really ruin it for me твн. I like them without tho

[Anonymous No.15051435]

>>15047135
shake pit, bradenton florida,
Double cheeseburger. everything on it .


that is the fucking standard that it should be judged by.

if Deb cro still owns it. she is the queen of burgers. she likes her burgers with only tomatoes and pickles. and she likes her burgers done to the cooks satisfaction. ( it is all Short order cook there)

this is her quality control.

if you are a good cook she lets you go wild within the bounds of her restaurant.

i made sloppy joes and made amazing burgers. the fresh ingredients really made a difference.
their everything sauce was 2/3 mayo
1/3 heinz ketchup
1/4 heinz mustard


which is an amazing awesome mix for a burger.

i add some other stuff. but i add it sparingly mostly spices.

[Anonymous No.15051453]

>>15047135
maccas chézbrüger is best chézbrüger

[Anonymous No.15051469]

>>15047391
Have you ever seen a nigger do anything well?

[Anonymous No.15051606]

>>15047135
The double cheeseburger has a better meat-to-bun ratio.

[Anonymous No.15051618]

>>15051606
The double cheeseburger has the perfect meat-to-bun ratio.

>ftfy

[Anonymous No.15051621]

>>15051435
I don't know who it was who told you that this is your personal blog, but they were sorely mistaken.

[Anonymous No.15052866]

>>15051453
is that picture from that horrendous thanksgiving

[Anonymous No.15052872]

>>15047135
>It's the best cheeseburger,
Going to need a source on that

[Anonymous No.15052956]

>20g of sugar in the bun

Food made for fat children

[Anonymous No.15053093]

For me it tendies for dinner.

[Anonymous No.15053709]

>>15051406
No fast-food burger looks like the ad picture.
Are you simple?

[Anonymous No.15053734]

>>15052872
I'll let the sales numbers speak for themselves.

[Anonymous No.15053787]

>>15052956
>"hurr durr macdolan is only for obese american kids derp"
It's like you got all your knowledge from /b/ or something.

McDonalds is the largest hamburger chain in the HISTORY OF THE WORLD. Thousands of restaurants in hundreds of countries.

And you think it's just a USA thing. Your ignorance is pitiable.

[Anonymous No.15053799]

>>15053787
burger king is better

[Anonymous No.15053802]

>>15047254
Why do these places always put mayo on their burgers? Literally nobody I know does this at home.

[Anonymous No.15053863]

>>15053802
Perhaps in the belief that there is not enough fat on the cheeseburger already? I have no idea, to be honest. Shit is gross though.

>>15053799
Not according to the sales numbers, and not by a very wide margin.
Sorry m8.

[Anonymous No.15053952]

>>15053787
There's obese children all over the world retard.

[Anonymous No.15054013]

>>15053952
You're clearly one of them LOL
Probably not even white.

[Anonymous No.15054023]

>>15053799
This is an objective fact, but don't expect the fatty fanboys of /ck/ to admit it.

[Anonymous No.15054037]

>>15054023
Worldwide, McDonald's outsells Burger King by nearly 20 to 1.
There's just no contest here. Sorry m8.

[Anonymous No.15054310]

>>15052866
no that was a rando day at home many years ago, and she's dead now so watch your fucking mouth!

[Anonymous No.15054364]

>>15054310
it's just the carpet color and the wood match as well as the long sleeve button up

[Anonymous No.15054500]

>>15047135
The Quarter Pounder with cheese is infinitely better

[Anonymous No.15054533]

>>15054364
what is this horrible thanksgiving you refer to anyway

[Anonymous No.15054540]

>>15047206
grease is good faggot

[Anonymous No.15054683]

>>15054540
found the hamplanet

[Anonymous No.15054714]

>>15047135
Big Boy beats them by a large margin

[Anonymous No.15054849]

>>15047226
not all cheese melts, retard

[Anonymous No.15054920]

The Daym Drops Meal from McDonalds: Lets GOOO FAAAAMILY

2 classic McDonalds Cheeseburgers
1 Medium Fry
1 Apple Pie
1 Large water (Skip the Ice if you like) for the beverage

https://youtu.be/6M1KO6_yNLA

[Anonymous No.15055331]

>>15047135
Hell yeah man. That said the slider joints like White Castle and Krystal really got that good good. But for the price ? Mcdonald's always wins.

[Anonymous No.15055697]

>>15047135
oh yeah, frozen shit thrown together by employees who are paid not nearly enough to care for food safety. I worked there, its fucking gross. we served product soaked with sewage for a month.

[Anonymous No.15055703]

>>15049196
ask for no salt, they have to make those fresh because they arent ordered enough. but theyll hate you so i hope you immune system is good.

[Anonymous No.15055714]

>>15054920
how the fuck is this content? oh lets watch some random person eat some cheap lard. With moldy water to bat, you know how often they clean out those spouts? maybe once a decade.

[Anonymous No.15055734]

>>15054714
>I like the mediocre Big Boy burgers
>tiem to shitpost
Yeah, McDonalds sales destroy them sorry m8

[Anonymous No.15055867]

>>15047135
mcdouble is unironically the best fast food sandwich

[Anonymous No.15056381]

>>15047135
there's just a little too much bread

[Anonymous No.15056554]

>>15047135
>Keep your hipster shit out of this best burger thread.
For me it is BK Chiiken Samwich.
And Subway's BMT double meat.