/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15042539]

>go to boomer uncles house
>ask for a beer
>he grabs me a beer from his basement fridge

>go with gf to her friends place
>ask her friends boyfriend for a beer
>starts going ”bro a beer?! Lol man, I’ve got so much shit dude. Check out this triple mango IPA, or this gem I snagged from the local microbrewery. Oh, I’ve also got a variety pack of these stouts man, you’ve gotta give em a go.”
>I reply “don’t you just have a beer?”
>he says he doesn’t understand what I mean
>have to drive to the gas station and get a 6 pack

Why are millennials like this?

[Anonymous No.15042546]

>>15042539
>not just asking for the highest abv beer

[Anonymous No.15042556]

for me, it's the champagne of beers

[Anonymous No.15042559]

Horrible bait

Wish tourists would leave but if you stay at least try to blend in loser

[Anonymous No.15042564]

>>15042539
>not knowing different verieties of beer
Absolutely plebian, even without the craft beer aspect. There's pilsner (Budweiser/Coors/etc), Amber, Stout, Porter, Red Ale, Pale Ale, from regular 'ol macrobrewies.
And, of course:
>I’ve also got a variety pack of these stouts man
The fuck do you think Guinness is?

[Anonymous No.15042571]

>>15042559
it was a funny post and I liked it
cope, seethe and of course, dilate

[Anonymous No.15042580]

>>15042539
Enjoy your piss flavored busch light

[Anonymous No.15042586]

>oh no, someone offered me a high quality product for free when i expected pisswater, woe is me

[Anonymous No.15042593]

when a man asks for a beer, you give him a beer. not some gay ass hipster shit.goddamn I hope you kids dont make this mistake one day.

[Anonymous No.15042600]

>>15042593
I'm from Texas, and if somebody offers me some shit like Bud Light rather than Shiner, it irritates me.

[Anonymous No.15042603]

>>15042593
Can't do. I usually drink all the best in my home. That's why I don't keep any.

[Anonymous No.15042615]

>>15042586
this
op just started drinking

[Anonymous No.15042692]

>>15042539
>only IPAs and stouts

Why did he only have the worst kinds of beer? I'd rather drink bud light

[Anonymous No.15042709]

>>15042692
I like all kinds of beers including overhopped IPAS and extra bitter porters and stouts, but I also keep things like coors light around because c'mon

Besides, there's always one beer that's good no matter what: Free.

[Anonymous No.15042712]

>>15042539
you sound like a cunt

[Anonymous No.15042726]

>>15042539
>beer
enjoy your bitch tits

[Anonymous No.15042727]

>>15042539
>picky about a free beer
fucking asshat OP

[Anonymous No.15042884]

>>15042539
Just accept the beer you faggot

[Anonymous No.15042894]

what is a good beer to drink for 6 hours till bed?

[Anonymous No.15042903]

>>15042539
How about you stop bitching about free beer you fucking nancy

[Anonymous No.15042908]

>>15042539

>actually consooming estrogenic cannabinoid juice

[Anonymous No.15042927]

>>15042894
any of 'em kid, lets fuckin go

[Anonymous No.15042934]

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[Anonymous No.15042942]

>>15042539
How fuckin old are you? Fuckin chuds I swear

[Anonymous No.15042951]

>>15042539
>>15042593
There have been different beer types for centuries, you retards. Lagers just got normalized because they're the bottom of the barrel pisswasser any middle schooler can drink.
If someone asks what type you drink, just say pilsner or lager, don't be a fag and post on 4chan about how much better you are than everyone else simply because you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.15043021]

>>15042934
ah, incapable of rebuttal?

[Anonymous No.15043030]

These faggots used to be called yuppies. All millennials aren't faggot yuppies.

[Anonymous No.15043065]

>>15042539
just stop being a faggot and let him pick you one at random if you really don't care, or just tell him you want a fucking lager

[Anonymous No.15043067]

i like variety, so i usually have at least a half-dozen different kinds of beers. if you want a beer, you can go to the fridge and find one yourself.

[Anonymous No.15043102]

>>15042539
>Go over to person's house
>Ask them for something
>They have many types of said thing
>Offer them to you while letting you know what they have
Wow... what an asshole...

[Anonymous No.15043143]

A beer is a Lager. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.15043144]

>>15042934
>he didn't grow up drinking that State beer
Shiner was around long before microbreweries

[Anonymous No.15043494]

>when a man asks for a beer, you give him a beer. not some gay ass hipster shit.goddamn I hope you kids dont make this mistake one day.

[Anonymous No.15043538]

>>15042934
Tastelet and anti American

[Anonymous No.15043715]

>>15042546
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.15043729]

>>15042539
>man offers you a nice beer
>you rudely refuse and go buy tendie beer

please remove your-self from life.

[Anonymous No.15043742]

>>15042539
>bends over backwards being hospitable and willing to get you whatever beverage you want
You’re a cunt op lol.

[Anonymous No.15043743]

>>15042539
Paps blue ribbon haha

[Anonymous No.15043744]

>go to pub for an interview during corona
>Bartender asks me what I want
>me: "do you have anything going in the 3.5 ABV zone"
>bartender: " ermmmm no"
>me: "didn't think you might. Well if you got a sort of German reinheitsgebot lager that i can have a small bottle of that would be good"
>Bar doesn't even have that so I end up with a peroni that I don't even end up drinking
Britain is a dead nation.

[Anonymous No.15043753]

>>15042934
>everyone calls op a bitch for not just accepting free alcohol
>lol you’re all just numales!
Ooo nice comeback

[Anonymous No.15043754]

As gay as all that soy shit is around my area if you simply asked for a beer they'd give you some weak ass gay Michelob Ultra. Can't even get a standard Miller without looks of disgust from these stupid boomers.

[Anonymous No.15043760]

>>15042593
You sound insecure about your masculinity

[Kenneth No.15043812]

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>>15043760
you've all drank craft beers stop acting like it's bad this is terrible bait oh and you and I have liked them.
I'm enjoying a bottle of craft beer and mass produced I like them both and so do you.
terrible bait this needs to stop it's not even funny if it was ment to be.

[Anonymous No.15043868]

>>15043812
Several of the people you quoted were agreeing with your exact stance you absolute braindead namefag mass-quoting mong.

[Anonymous No.15043879]

>>15043868
>replying to the most obvious bait ever
Kys

[Anonymous No.15043907]

>>15042539
Based autistic /ck/ poster that is so afraid of variety that he turns down free beer so he can buy his own low quality trash he's familiar with.

[Anonymous No.15043931]

>>15043744
>3.5 ABV
Do they even sell beer that weak over there?

[Anonymous No.15043976]

>>15042600
I like the reg, but my favorite is ruby. I always have both on hand.

[Anonymous No.15043992]

>>15042539
Why spend money on overpriced estrogen piss when you had free beer?
Stinky vagina

[Anonymous No.15044013]

>>15043744
Imagine pretentiously asking for light beer and German beer.
If I was the bartender I'd just call you a faggot and ask you to leave.

[Anonymous No.15044021]

>>15043931
English dark mild ales usually go that low and are actually quite tasty. That anon is just a faggot who probably doesn't go to actual pubs outside of a chain establishment.

[Anonymous No.15044060]

>>15043812
Again, Shiner is technically a microbrew, but it's been common throughout Texas for decades. Bud Light is shit

[Anonymous No.15044072]

>>15043744
Sup Peter, hope you are doing well lad

[Anonymous No.15044095]

>>15042539
lol how fucking old are you OP? like 70?

[Anonymous No.15044100]

>>15043879
>replying to replying to the most obvious bait ever
syK

[Anonymous No.15044104]

>>15044060
Shiner is technically not owned by one of the international macrobrewers but its quality is more macro than micro, more like Yuengling than it is like a legit craft brewery

[Anonymous No.15044117]

>>15043760
That's a passive aggressive defence feminine people tend to use.

[Anonymous No.15044123]

>>15044104
>more like Yuengling
Yuengling is grody, desu

[Anonymous No.15044135]

>>15044123
On a Scale of Bud Light as 0 to generic craft pale ale at 5 to Barrel Aged Stout as 10 Yuengling would be a 2, Shiner a 3

[Anonymous No.15044209]

>>15042539
For me, it's Rolling Rock and Hootie and the Blowfish

[Anonymous No.15044475]

>'ave a trip to me Bob's house
>ask for a pint
>he grabs me a pint from his fridge

>go with me bint to her mate's flat
>ask her mate's bloke for a pint
>starts going ”bro a beer?! Lol man, I’ve got so much shit dude. Check out this triple mango IPA, or this gem I snagged from the local microbrewery. Oh, I’ve also got a variety pack of these stouts man, you’ve gotta give em a go.”
>I reply “taking the piss? I just want a bloody pint, gov”
>he says he doesn’t understand what I mean
>'ave to take me banger up to the Tesco just for a sixer of Tennent's

Why are Brummies like this?

[Anonymous No.15044500]

>15043812
>namefag is a mass replying retard

[Anonymous No.15044506]

imagine not being able to appreciate interesting beers because you expect beer to taste one way
why is /ck/ so afraid of liking things it's weird

[Anonymous No.15044534]

For me it's yeungling light

[Anonymous No.15044863]

>his palette can't appreciate expertly blended mixed fermentation ales or barrel aged barleywine

LOL

[Anonymous No.15044994]

>Ask for a beer
>Host brings me a beer
>"Thanks!"

>Ask for a beer
>"I've got X, Y and Z, what do you want?
>Ask for Y
>Host brings me a beer
>"Thanks!"

>Ask for a beer
>"I've got ?, ? and ?, what do you want?"
>"Whatever you're having"/"Whatever you think's best"
>Host brings me a beer
>"Thanks!"

We will continue our lesson on "Socialization for Autists 101" on Friday. Study and review at home, you need it.

[Anonymous No.15045107]

>>15044994
Seriously, I will drink a luke warm Red Dog pounder from the back of a pick up or a 18year cellar aged monk infused butthole yeast collaboration between the Pope and Trump if offered. As long as it hits my two favorite types of beer, which is; Free and/or Cold.

[Anonymous No.15045114]

>>15043812
why are namefags always so pathetic lol

[Anonymous No.15045130]

>>15042556

[Anonymous No.15045133]

>>15043812
Mass replying and a tripfag? Truly kill yourself

[Anonymous No.15045153]

>>15045107
>>15044994
based

[Anonymous No.15045162]

>>15042600
>not lone star
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.15045318]

>>15043931
Yeah, the pisswater lagers are usually quite low

[Anonymous No.15045345]

>>15042600
got some in my hand right now, cheers

[Anonymous No.15045473]

>>15043744
Peter Hitchens is just an autistic that's clearly not spent much time in pubs, and would be awkward in any pub

>>15043931
very common for cask ales to be this low, and the cheaper lagers (Carlsberg, Carling) are about 4%

[Anonymous No.15045498]

>>15042539
Fuck beer. Liquor's where it's at

[Anonymous No.15045590]

>>15042556
based

[Anonymous No.15045598]

>>15042942
>chud
found the 15 year old

[Anonymous No.15045754]

>>15042539
>tfw you like all beer no matter how shitty or fancy it is
anyone that turns down a free beer is a faggot

[Anonymous No.15045876]

As much as I would like to say I’ll drink anything, I had this shitty cider once that was like island something the design was very colorful. Worst thing I’ve ever had.

Steel reserves have never let me down at my lowest.

[Anonymous No.15046171]

>>15042539
Just take the microbrew, probably tastes the same as all the other pisswater. Imagine being an autistic fucking nigger.

[Anonymous No.15046439]

>>15044534
>yeungling
I think I've read a scifi story with that title.

[Anonymous No.15046559]

>>15044534
lol regular yeungling is basically a light beer at 4.4% abv, what's the point

[Anonymous No.15046679]

>>15043931
Yes, they're called session ales and they're designed so you don't get blasted.

[Anonymous No.15046702]

>>15042556
I’ve never understood why they call it that. It’s nothing like champagne, it’s just a shitty domestic beer. I certainly don’t feel fancy drinking it. It’s like a dollar for a big can of it

[Anonymous No.15046709]

>>15042564
>craft beers!!

[Anonymous No.15047195]

gf havers get the sage

[Anonymous No.15047377]

>>15044475
Kek

[Anonymous No.15047395]

>>15042556
Based. I think I'll pick some up this weekend

[Anonymous No.15047406]

>>15042600
>if somebody offers me some shit like Bud Light rather than Shiner, it irritates me.
You get frustrated when you’re offered a free beer? You sound fun to be around.

[Anonymous No.15047555]

>>15047406
Agreed. I'm as strong a proponent of craft beer as you'll find, but when I get a chance to go see my great uncle every 2 years and he offers me a bud light, you better bet I'm going to drink it without complaint.

[Anonymous No.15047604]

>>15042539
Yeah fuck millenials

t. millenial

[Anonymous No.15047784]

>>15047604
OHHHH! IT’S SO INPRESSIVE THAT YOU HATE YOUR OWN GENERATION!! YOU MUST GET SO MANY GOOD BOY POINTS AND HEAD PATS FROM BOOMERS AND GENERATION X!!

[Anonymous No.15047943]

>>15042539
>immediately asking for a beer when you go anywhere
Spotted the alckie lol

[Anonymous No.15048015]

>>15042600
>I'm from Texas
Funny, I don't see William B. Travis on the side of your beer bottle, anon.

[Anonymous No.15048019]

>>15047943
where the actual fuck do you think you are, redditor?

[Anonymous No.15048091]

>>15047555
Checked

[Anonymous No.15048106]

>>15044994
I don't have a beer.

[Anonymous No.15048112]

>>15047604
fuck millenials and r*dditors
that includes you fucking r*ddit spacer
I fucking hate millenial shit so much. its all desperate attempts to create something authentic which completely fail to have any effect on someone with an above room temperature iq. i see some millenial company with a rustic looking logo and i know that some fags in a basement drew it up to make millenials feel like theyre rugged or something. your generation is a parody of itself. everything created by millenials is a paradox. "tolerance" "lgbt" "conservative" "altright" all faggots with no principles who mean the opposite of what they say. i hope my generation doesnt gulp down the corporate dumb bitch juice like yours did. of course it looks like thats already happening with shit like tik tok. shit made by millenials. in 30 years everybody will be complaining about how the downfall of the social order was preceded by millenials. fuck you and fuck your dirty generation.

[Anonymous No.15048129]

>>15048112
based

[Anonymous No.15048177]

>>15048112
You faggot zoomers will end up being just as bad as us, or worse.

[Anonymous No.15048189]

>>15042556
ah, a man of taste!

[Anonymous No.15048211]

>>15043143
>Carling. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.15048217]

>>15043931
>he's never heard of a table beer

[Anonymous No.15048223]

>>15047195
based