Pizza toppings

[Anonymous No.15042517]

I’m ordering a dominos pizza later. My usual toppings are; chicken, bacon, black olives and jalepanos. I add hot sauce and red pepper flakes when it arrives.
Does /ck/ approve? Is there a better meat choice that I should be picking? Was considering pepperoni or salami maybe.
I also add one more topping, though I am lost on what. Maybe banana or green peppers?
Thanks for any assistance.

[Anonymous No.15042599]

>>15042517
pepperoni or bacon and spinach is amazing. i dont even enjoy spinach on much else but it's god tier on pizza

[Anonymous No.15042684]

>>15042517
>Was considering pepperon
>>15042599
>pepperoni is amazing.

fxcking children

[Anonymous No.15042699]

Hey buddy I know it’s anecdotal but the past 6 times (six month period) that I’ve gotten dominos I have gotten really sick. Be careful.

[Anonymous No.15042706]

>>15042699
I would get pizza hut if the one by me didn’t get killed by corona.
>>15042684
Alright smart guy, what’s your choice then?

[Anonymous No.15042755]

>>15042517
pineapple and ham are the only good pizza toppings

[Anonymous No.15043181]

>>15042755
Add bacon and red pepper flakes and make it thin crust and its perfect.

[Anonymous No.15043209]

>>15042755
>ham
No.
>>15043181
>bacon
No, but even louder.

[Anonymous No.15043218]

>>15042517
to answer your question, banana peppers. The best pizza I ever had though was from some small place in NYC, don't remember the name, but they had a goat cheese, broccoli, and spinach pizza. Best pizza I ever ate.

[Anonymous No.15043224]

>>15043209
holy shit you are gay. wtf do you eat? kale and broccoli pizza?

[Anonymous No.15043236]

>>15042517
>chicken on pizza
bro NO

[Anonymous No.15043239]

>>15043209
I'm with you. Bacon is fucking cringe "man food" that redditors pretend to love in hordes. It's shitty and objectively worse than uncured pork belly. It's especially out of place on a pizza.

Ham can work, but only at Domino's. I like to get a pan pizza that's half pepperoni and mushroom, and half ham and black olive. The crust is the star of the pan pizza, so I think simple ingredients work best.

[Anonymous No.15043249]

>>15042517
Stop smoking weed. You've lost so much clarity of thought that you have to ask people on a chinese bento forum what you should put on pizza. And get a job.

[Anonymous No.15043269]

>>15043249
well soooooory mr ceo. you gotta any advice on some stocks i should buy? maybe some ira's?

[Anonymous No.15043285]

>>15043269
>any advice on some stocks i should buy?
Yeah, chicken stock, beef stock, and vegetable stock. Maybe you'll learn how to cook, tubby.

[Anonymous No.15043321]

>>15042517
>chicken

Dude, fucking stop. People who get chicken or BBQ sauce on pizza need to leave and just order wings.

Unapproved pizza toppings:
>bacon
>chicken
>shrimp
>any sauce besides marinara or aglio olio
>green olives
>feta cheese (it's not a fucking greek salad you retards, this shit doesn't melt and is way too sharp)
>corn
>pineapple unless the pizza is seriously overpowered with salty meat (Hawaiian is cringe, but a meat lover's with pineapple is acceptable--basically just make sure it's used as relief and not as a flavor and it's ok)
>bananas (fuck you Britain)
>peanuts (fuck you Britain)
>caramelized onions

Extra approved pizza toppings:
>fior di latte
>black olives
>anchovies (not my taste but based)

Necessary toppings:
>mushrooms (any kind)
>fresh, raw arugula

Careful:
>thinly sliced prosciutto
>slices of potato
>deep dish

Babby:
>just pepperoni
>just cheese
>Hawaiian (see above)

Whoops!:
>butter chicken pizza
>dessert pizza
>more than 5 toppings (enjoy your fuckup, fuckup)

90s:
>eating the pizza backwards
>ordering just a salad
>prank calling the pizza restaurant

55th dimension:
>keyboard
>keystrokes
>ha ving a stroke while making a list of pizza ingredient
>s

[Anonymous No.15043325]

>>15042517
buy all of those and do it yourself, what even is this board?

[Anonymous No.15043334]

>>15042517
Add sardeens for the win!

[pizzaeveryday No.15043350]

i used dough from WF
pesto from the dumpster

[Anonymous No.15043353]

>>15042517
Don't forget a few rolls of toilet paper, you're gonna need it after all these toppings.
Just remember extra thin, extra crispy, with sardines.

[pizzaeveryday No.15043359]

most ingrediants are from foodbank/grocery outlet

[Anonymous No.15043364]

>>15043350

[Anonymous No.15043368]

>>15043359
That reminded me of mushrooms, so add those.

[Anonymous No.15043378]

basil, nobody mentioned basil yet so I will.

[Anonymous No.15043384]

>>15043359
>buying pre-made pizza dough
literally just need to throw together water, yeast, flour and salt to make this

[Anonymous No.15043395]

>>15043384
Yeah but its space and cleaning up flour that gets all over the place, sometimes I just don't want to deal with that. I'm not the lazy type but cleaning up can be annoying.

[Anonymous No.15043408]

>>15043384
Big ol pizza oven as well, not everyone has one and if so doesn't want to run it at like 500F just for one pizza when it's way too easy to get a base pizza from a neighborhood pizza joint. You people just don't think, you make these stupid statements and they make no sense in context.

[Anonymous No.15043424]

>>15042517
ham pineapple and mushrooms only

[Anonymous No.15043444]

>>15043239
Get a load of this faggot.

[Anonymous No.15043463]

>>15043424
Why no love for jalapenos?

[Anonymous No.15043472]

>>15043395
>flour all over the place
maybe cook like an adult, not like a mongoloid child then
>>15043408
pic related tard

[Anonymous No.15043477]

>>15043239
>It's shitty and objectively worse than uncured pork belly
I enjoy bacon, but man oh man I can't believe I didn't start cooking with pork belly until I was 30. Shit's amazing.

[Anonymous No.15043483]

I'm a bed & breakfast man and I like my eggs on my extra thin, extra crispy pissy now with extra jalapenos!

[Anonymous No.15043485]

>>15043477
>pork belly
I hope you're not using oil with it

[Anonymous No.15043490]

>>15043472
There's space too, we don't all have maids like you apparently do you fucking fop bitch!

[Anonymous No.15043503]

>>15043485
I use "oil of dog" myself, it comes highly recommended.
https://www.oldtimeradiodownloads.com/thriller/black-mass/oil-of-dog-and-esme-1970-11-13

[Anonymous No.15043547]

>>15043444
Get a load of this overcompensating manlet from the redditor militia

>>15043477
Fellow whites tried to hide this delicious cut of meat from me. I can't think of anything besides brisket that takes so well to being either braised or fried. Fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.15043595]

>>15042517
adding anything beyond the "2 topping medium pizza for $5.99" and paying more than that for dominos is bad

[Anonymous No.15043625]

>>15043595
It's really not just $6 once you add in the shit, the $2 per topping, the taxes, the "delivery fee" and your manditory 15% "tip." Even after shitty coupons you're lucky to be done with only $15-$20 for a some overcooked hunk of dough. Thanks but no thanks.

[Anonymous No.15043626]

>>15043595
True that, you can put your own pickled jalapenos on top and broil it for a minute or two

[Anonymous No.15043633]

>>15042517
Good tomato sauce, stracciatella and ground up pistachio, you fat pig.

[Anonymous No.15043641]

Who the fuck in their right mind wants to be ripped off by shit delivery companies like dominos, papa johns, pizza slut etc?

[Anonymous No.15043648]

>>15043641
mutts

[Anonymous No.15043649]

>>15043633
>Good tomato sauce
>Dominos
Are you deluded or just a shill?

[Anonymous No.15043652]

>>15043595
>>15043625
Get a 3 topping large and a soda to tip 10$ for the pizza points. Pick it up yourself so you dont tip and throw money into the garbage.

[Anonymous No.15043656]

>>15042684
Trying too hard to fit in, fagboi. That meme was stale the day it began, just like you.

[Anonymous No.15043657]

>>15043649
>stracciatella
>domino's
Dumb mutt.

[Anonymous No.15043665]

>>15043652
If you have to go pick it up yourself then it defeats the point of "delivery." Shit if I'm going to pick something up myself I'll get something from a local joint that'll be 500x better than some shithole so called fast food joint.

[Anonymous No.15043675]

>>15042684
>fxcking children
Shut up pedo.

[Anonymous No.15043682]

>>15043657
>stracciatella
What's some old rag have to do with pizza delivery, or maybe that's an Italian vernacular for shitty fast food delivery joints?

[Anonymous No.15043687]

>>15043682
Delivery is a waste of money no matter where you get it from unless youre in NY or something.

[Anonymous No.15043692]

>>15043652
"pizza points" that's a true suckers game, really what a load of shit. Idiots and their stupid useless points.

[Anonymous No.15043698]

>>15043687
But I am from NY and that's where it's not worthwhile. Who the fuck in their right mind in NY gets a pizza from one of those big three delivery types when there's always a local joint around?

[Anonymous No.15043704]

>>15043698
... oh and if it's real weird late in at night or early, there's the frozen Tombstone as backup.

[Anonymous No.15043708]

>>15042517
bacon and onion

[Anonymous No.15043712]

>>15043692
If youre buying from dominos often you may as well use them.

[Anonymous No.15043719]

>>15043682
It's a type of cheese. My point is you can't get anything like this from Domino's. It tastes like utter garbage. Stale ingredients, shitty sauce and mistery cheese. Imagine paying so much for overpriced shit when a good pizza costs around 7€. Basic stuff like margherita is as low as 4.5€. Fancy stuff like nice cured meats, some veggie like peperoni (it's not a fucking sausage lmao, literally means bell pepper; diavola is similar to what you call peperoni pizza) and an extra of something, be it excellent cheese or whatever combination (there's actually loads, you have classic pizzas and then you have pizzas that aren't in classic menu that have shit load of variety from place to place) is around 10€. Lots of places deliver to home. Fuck I wish I had pizza with potato on it now.

[Anonymous No.15043736]

>>15043719
lmao shut the fuck up guido and go shine some shoes

[Anonymous No.15043739]

>>15042517
I feel like singular toppings are better, having too many toppings usually ends up making a mess and they fall off.

[Anonymous No.15043745]

>>15043719
I had better pizza in grade school lunches than anything dominos can stuff out and it was less expensive.

[Anonymous No.15043750]

>>15043736
I'm not from America. Enjoy eating your garbage and getting c*cked because you can't get it up due to diabetes and rolls of fat.
>>15043745
I've no idea why it was so bad, but holy shit it's the worst thing I've ever eaten. I legit enjoyed some frozen pizzas more than that. I had it in UK.

[Anonymous No.15043751]

>>15043739
That's when its too hot and it just falls all over the place and burns the roof of your mouth, that's no fun.

[Anonymous No.15043765]

>>15043750
it's obvious you're not from america, you fucking faggot. only a wop would get so mad about pizza.

[Anonymous No.15043768]

>>15043712
Yeah, there are some good websites that have delivery codes for like 50% off, stuff like that, it varies from like 15% to about 50% off, just play around with the codes on the actual website to see which ones work or dont work.

[Anonymous No.15043773]

>>15043712
Sometimes there are codes for "free" stuff too but they're never quite free, they require all kinds of additional purchases that suck.

[Anonymous No.15043776]

>>15043765
>m-mommy strangers only laugh at me for eating literal shit

[Anonymous No.15043787]

>>15043736
hahahaha!
This one?
What's right is right
and Billy Billy, drinks are on the house.

[Anonymous No.15043795]

>>15043776
i don't eat that shit either, luigi.

[Anonymous No.15043814]

>>15043795
>Hahaha I don't eat shit, I eat stale vomit from the carpet you idiot
Woke.

[Anonymous No.15043828]

>>15043321
It's not about the feta cheese melting, it gets a nice golden color. Sometimes I just get some feta straight out the fridge and put it on the pizza

[Anonymous No.15043832]

>>15043750
The stouffers french bread ones aren't too bad but they can't be microwaved, they turn to weird mush if microwaved.
We're not all crazed maniacs here.

[Anonymous No.15043838]

>>15043625
$6 includes the two toppings. the dominos in my area don't delivery because they don't make money doing so, so I just pick them up like a normal person. for three of us we usually get 2 mediums and a cheesy bread for $20. not sure why my comment made you mad

>>15043626
this guy gets it

>>15043652
I like your style, but soda is the least worthwhile way to consume a ton of calories. to each their own though

[Anonymous No.15043840]

>>15043814
>implying
an hero you little faggot

[Anonymous No.15043860]

>>15043838
So you'd rather get some crap from dominos instead from a local pizza joint?
This is where that makes no sense to me, if I'm going to go out then the way I see it is that I'd just rather hit up a local pizza joint, there's one right on the same block where I live. They don't deliver, not that I need that, it's right next door.

[Anonymous No.15043871]

Really, right on the same block just around the corner.

[Anonymous No.15043880]

>>15043860
my local pizza places make $28 pies so inevitably cost 2-3x as much if we get anything other than one pizza. dominos is fast, cheap, and nostalgic

[Anonymous No.15043882]

>>15042755
LISTEN HERE YOU FAGGOT, PINEAPPLE DOES NOT BELONG ON PIZZA. YOU HAVE ABSOLUTE SHIT TASTE.
YES I AM MAD.

[Anonymous No.15043900]

>>15043840
Just for one day

[Anonymous No.15043916]

>>15043880
There's nothing "nostalgic" about shit, unless maybe it's that old school cafeteria pizza.

[Anonymous No.15043921]

How come pizza delivery babes never look like this?

[Anonymous No.15043924]

>>15043916
have you had one of theirs fresh and hot with the new crust? they're pretty delicious smothered in ranch and franks

[Anonymous No.15043930]

>>15043924
No, I'd rather have a tombstone and put some sardines on it. Maybe I'm just a picky eater.

[Anonymous No.15043932]

>>15043828
>Sometimes I just get some feta straight out the fridge and put it on the pizza
You animal

[Anonymous No.15043935]

>>15043472
>>15043384
Fuck sake, just shut the fuck up. People like you are the most annoying fucks on the planet. Worse than fucking vegans.

[Anonymous No.15043939]

>>15043880
the most based thing is finding a pizza joint that is amazing and cheap. Can get a medium for like $15 which is usually the going rate for chain pizza places unless you are getting Dominos or Little Caesars

[Anonymous No.15043947]

>>15043935
Lmao. Ragusea detected.

Home made pizza dough: 10 minutes and a bit of effort and it's basically not even the same fucking food as shitty ass premade stuff

[Anonymous No.15043952]

>>15043882
Hating on hawaiian pizza is a reddit meme

[Anonymous No.15043957]

>>15043924
You should try some beanee weenees as a pizza topping and down it with some bourbon.

[Anonymous No.15043966]

>>15043952
It's literally not. Hawaiian pizza is baby tier.

[Anonymous No.15043983]

>>15043966
it's not some fucking haute cuisine from a 6 million star michelin restaurant, if it tastes good it's good

[Anonymous No.15043991]

>>15043983
Therein lies the problem. The pineapple has a taste, and that taste ruins the pizza. If you need sweetness in your pizza, cook your sauce differently.

[Anonymous No.15044015]

>>15043983
Dumb bitches like the stars, they think that they're special and some folk do it naturally as some kind of tax write off, they get the expense account it's easier for them and they can "entertain" others. It's just the way stuff works. Not everyone has the time or inclanation to find local stuff so they go for the tourist lowest common denominator absolute shit.

[Anonymous No.15044027]

Sausage
Green Peppers
Mushrooms

Easiest way to make American pizza tolerable. Unless you can get a good margarita pizza from a local place that does good thin crust stick with the above.

[Anonymous No.15044028]

>>15044027
I love you. This is unironically the way to do it. I like black olives too

[Anonymous No.15044034]

>>15044027
If from one of the three majors for delivery then that's nothing but cat food.

[Anonymous No.15044042]

>>15043935
>shut up and let me continue eat my processed murican garbage food
sure thing retard

[Anonymous No.15044045]

>>15044034
kalamatas but I've never seen that or sardines on any pizza menu, that's why I like to get a plain cheese, extra thin, extra crispy and add my own toppings sand not get ripped off for it.

[Anonymous No.15044056]

>>15044028
Olives are fun if you have a 4th topping to spare for sure.
>>15044034
Ive done it with Papa Johns in the past and it turned out alright. Its never gonna be good pizza but there will be enough to enjoy.

[Anonymous No.15044059]

>>15042517
>chicken, bacon, black olives and jalepanos. I add hot sauce and red pepper flakes when it arrives.

quit smoking.

[Anonymous No.15044061]

I wonder what OP actually ordered if anything, maybe he's dead from poison gas?

[Anonymous No.15044125]

Mushroom and pepperoni

[Anonymous No.15044137]

>>15044042
>>15043947
Not even talking about that, just that the niggers on this board act like you have to constantly fucking make every little goddamn thing from scratch.

[Anonymous No.15044144]

>>15043991
>Stop Liking What I Don't Like: The Post, The Movie, The Book

[Anonymous No.15044178]

>>15044125
Did you get jipped?
I didn't see one of those little mini table looking things to prevent the box top from going down onto the pizza.

[Anonymous No.15044183]

>>15044144
>I'm here to defend my objectively childish tastes: the LARP, the TARP, the serf n' terf (sic)

[Anonymous No.15044188]

[Anonymous No.15044190]

>>15044178
I didn’t know those things still existed. I haven’t seen that in probably 10 years

[Anonymous No.15044191]

>>15044137
You should, because it's always better and not much effort. Don't get tricked into being an American, anon. Not everything needs to be convenient above all else.

[Anonymous No.15044193]

>>15042517
is there a food comparable to pizza without the bread? pls no bully I have celiac disease

[Anonymous No.15044214]

>>15044144
You can eat literal shit covered in semen on a plate and there is nothing I can do to stop you but it doesn't change the fact that you are a gigantic faggot.

[Anonymous No.15044221]

>>15044193
Pizza bowl

Pizza in a bowl with butter instead of the crust

[Anonymous No.15044222]

>>15044191
And you don't need to make everything from scratch 100% of the time.

[Anonymous No.15044234]

>>15044222
Anyway, let's stop getting off track here. Pizza dough is absolutely one of the things you should make from scratch. The tradeoff between effort and result is fantastic.

[Anonymous No.15044239]

>>15044193
If you're looking for a crust replacement there are some pretty decent gluten free crusts out there but you have to be willing to spend extra. My mother has celiac and would make gluten free pizza, I've had it with cheap gluten free crust and expensive. You can't even tell the difference with the better brands. Alternatively they also have cauliflower crust but I can't attest to the taste of that.
If you are just looking for something like pizza there are lots of pizzaish foods. Pizza poutine is a good example. Just google a food you like and slap pizza on there.

[Anonymous No.15044246]

>>15044190
I still get them from time to time from local joints, they dont want complaints so they put those things in the middle of the pizza so the top wont fall in.

[Anonymous No.15044251]

>>15044193
pitza rice4

step one assemble pizza ingredients step 2
make rice dont put anything but water in the bowl
ste p 3 add rice to the bowl cover with butter just do it
step 4 add pitza ingredients t othe butter and rice in the bowl
step 5 add the bwol to the oven
then cook it until toppings have cooked
step 6 eat the pitza ricve

[Anonymous No.15044252]

>>15044193
My mom used to like these taco bowl things, it's pretty just all the pizza stuff in a big taco salad shell. She'd nibble at it for a while then give the rest to her kids, me being one of them.

[Anonymous No.15044259]

>>15044251
What about further steps:
...
9) profit!

[Anonymous No.15044274]

>>15044259
well once your ate the rice then its profit i guess depends on your stomache.

[Anonymous No.15044276]

>>15042517
Chicken om pizza just seems wrong to me. Plus it kinda gets lost in the mix since it's a somewhat mild flavor. I don't know (or care) what meat they have to choose from at dominos but something like salami is better.

[Anonymous No.15044284]

>>15042517
Pizza the Slut wants his due!