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Pizza thread? Hows mine look
>>1503891510/10, would suck and fuck the dog whilst cutie watches
>>15038915Looks alright but post more doggo and less cute tranny
Where's the toppings?
>>15038930CheeseTomato sauceSimple as
>>15038937>SimpleMore like bland and boring.
>>15038915Dip a pizza point in your butthole. Tell us how it tastes.
>>15039095A bit nutty.
>>15038915>pizza>gf>cute doggyWhat more does a man need?
>>15039103another man and nix the gf
>>15039115Bit gay desu.
>>15038915looks nasty ngl
>>15039286That's the gayest pizza I've ever seen
>>15038915>FMKFuck the dog, marry the pizza, kill the girl
>>15039292Yeah it looks like he put little penis heads on it haha what a fag
>>15038915You need oil in your dough, and less flour. It almost looks like you used cheddar on top, something is definitely weird. Buy 'pizza' mozzarella and under no circumstances get pregrated.
>>15039286don't forget to post a picture of it after it's cooked
>>15038915Looks like shit but I'd eat it.Cool dog too.
I like putting Tabasco Chipotle on my pepperoni pizza. Anyone else put hot sauce on their pizza?
>>15039115no idea why so many faggots are around these daysit must be a learned behavior
>>15040299I do! I used to work at a by-the-slice shop and we had really solid homemade ranch. I'd use a bunch of ranch and a bunch of tabasco on my slices sometimes, and it was really bomb. Not my everytime way of eating pizza, but sometimes yea I would just absolutely drown it in that shit. Actually just got a taste memory and it made me nostalgic.I also sometimes use the Chipotle Tabasco and the red tabasco and mix them both together on a plate and dip the pizza in that. I think the mix of the two complements the pizza best, at least from this particular joint. Woodstocks Pizza in California carries both of these sauces and has a really robust flavored tomato sauce that is pretty great.
>>15039604that's fucking nice
>>15038915Doesn't look too great OP> Crust looks doughy and cakey> Sauce looks like cheap garbage > Cheese looks like plasticWould rather eat Chuck E. Cheese pizza/10
>>15040305Thats the big difference between boomers and millennials. Boomers call each other faggot to prevent the spread of faggotry and millennials brag about being faggots to spread the faggotry and make everyone equally miserable
>>15038915I thought that cheese looked that way because of the pixelation of your cameraDid you use cheddar cheese or soemthing?
>>15038915The dog looks so sad, give it a piece
>>15041349It's pixelated cheese you fucking idiot.
>>15041351Its sad BECAUSE they gave him a piece
>>15038915first pizza i ever made
>>15041578most recent pizza i made
>>15041595>>15041578you on drugs mate?
>>15041750Hahaha, I didn't have a peel for the first one, and I used a super heavy large cutting board. I lost my grip and it slipped down. Later I got a peel and a pizza steel. The 2nd pic is a sourdough starter with 75% hydration with mozzarella di bufala. Good af, but ripped a bit when stretching
>>15042014Ya, you still have a lot of fucking work to do.
>>15041578>>15041595lol, your pizza a shitI hand make pizza everyday, will post pics in a few hours when I get to work
>>15042031Ehh, that's not the most aesthetic pizza I've made, it's the most recent. Tasted great tho. Attached is a pretty aesthetic one I have
>>15042060looks like garbage, to be honest
>>15038915Looks like biscuit dough.
>>15040305>>15041310I was literally just thinking about this yesterday. Late millennial males/zoomers behave like women now in terms of doing shit like hugging and acting gay when it comes to other guys similar to how women often do with other women. It wouldn't surprise me if they had pillow fights at sleepovers either.
That’s the shittiest pizza I’ve ever seen, and I frequently eat gas station pizza.
>>15039286Now THAT looks like a good pizza, anon. Kudos.
>>15042060>pretty aestheticnot really lol
>>15042100It’s horrible looking. What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
>>15042096you've got low standards
>>15042120I guess I do. I’m also hungry right now. I turn into a pig when I’m hungry
>>15042060Ay anon I'm the u on drugs m8 reply, that one's a banger, keep it up! Your crust looks to notch visually each time btw.
>>15042542Top notch* sorry, phoneposting.
>>15040305porn and internet addiction
>>15042129>I guessno need to guess, you do
>>15038915>>15039286Looks good. Here's mine. How long did you guys let your dough rise? I let mine rise for about 2hrs. Tasted like a cracker. Cheddar cheese topping. Sauce came out dark for some reason.
>>15045422This tasted pretty good except for the dough. Needs a more suitable cheese.
>>15042042got swamped tonight, no pics, will post on Friday when I go back to work
>>15045422>cheddar on a pizza, without mozzNGMI
>>15039286Looks good. Much better than the shit op posted.
Why is your kid bobbing for pizza
>>15038915must be pretty shite if even the dog is not interested
>>15038926the dog is already getting fucked and sucked
I shredded my own mozarella, why did the cheese turned crispy? is it the oven's fault or the cheese?
>>15046236>is it the oven's fault or the cheese?Neither the oven nor the cheese are sentient. They have no agency, responsibility, or guilt. It's YOUR fault.
>>15038915Mine from a couple days ago
So much time at home I decided to improve my pizza.
>>15038915overworked puck looking crust, shitty ratio, low quality cheese, ugly girl10/10 dog though