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15035732 No.15035732[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

My wife just started crying cause I told her she made me a bland breakfast. What do you guys think? It wasn't very good.

>> No.15035734

>>15035732
Well yeah it's shit, but you could've been nicer.

>> No.15035738

>>15035732
Do you not have any salt, pepper, ketchup, hot sauce, Sriracha, jam, etc. at your house? Fucking retarded cunt, go apologize to your wife.

>> No.15035739

>>15035732
He's back

>> No.15035743

>>15035732
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>> No.15035746

>>15035732
Did she miscarry or something? Or were you pulling a "you have to eat these"? Why is she being such a little bitch? I'm guessing it went
>OP makes breakfast for his wife
>She is insufficiently appreciative
>He begins berating her relentlessly
>She cries
>He goes on 4chan to make her look like the irrational one to make himself feel better

>> No.15035750

Looks good enough to me. Wouldgiveherakissandthankherformakingmebreakfast/10

>> No.15035761

>>15035746
Misread, thought YOU made HER breakfast

>> No.15035770

>>15035732
make her know she's a shit cook and then e hold her retard hand and show how to do it

>> No.15035771

It looks bad, but she's your wife, sometimes you gotta take the L. Im sure it tastes good. You should apologize.

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15035786

>>15035732
How does it feel knowing she could divorce rape you at any moment and ruin your life and your future ?

>> No.15035788

>>15035732
guess she put a lot of effort to it, you gotta be more understanding with your partner, but yeah it looks bland, no colour on there, throw some roasted veggies and some parsley on top, it's easy to make it more fun

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15035796

>>15035732
should have slapped her around, without saying a word about the breakfast. Gotta keep em on their toes and guessing.

>> No.15035801

>>15035743
Nice pasta

>> No.15035807

Do Americans eat potatoes for breakfast? baka my damn head

>> No.15035808

>>15035732
Well, that's shit but what does she cook on other days? There's no meat on the bread, or at least cheese. Potatoes? Really? At least make a peasant frittata, throwing in bacon, sausages, tatoes and scrumbled eggs in a pan. Those eggs don't even have some greens to make them look less sad.

I hope that'S at least real butter and not meme margarine on that sad bread.