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> Mozarella sticks

But why??

Literally fried cheese.

>> No.15032862

>>15032855
My wife literally can't orgasm without piping hot mozzarella sticks up her ass while I pound her in a false Italian moustsche.

>> No.15032870

Fried cheese is good though
Halloumi is a delicious meme

>> No.15032874

>>15032855
>Literally fried cheese.

....and?

>> No.15032902

>>15032874
Why don't you fry a block of butter while you're at it.

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>>15032855
I don't understand why anyone would eat them without ranch

>> No.15032918

>>15032902
Except that would be gross you fucking weirdo. Mozarella sticks actually tastes great

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>>15032902
we do, and it's good

>> No.15032996

>>15032855
>people that shouldn't exist
>OP

But why??

Literally sucks dick.

>> No.15033008

>>15032862
mine too

>> No.15033090

>>15032855
bait

>> No.15033149

>>15032862
hot

>> No.15034060

>>15032902
mozzarella is like 1:1 protein to fat
butter is all fat
retard

>> No.15034084

>>15032862
Do we have the same wife??

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15034185

I don't understand why this is a food.
Seriously, what dish is improved by the presence of bitter melon?

>> No.15034195

>>15032911
Because I like the red sauce better.

>> No.15034220

>>15034195
Tastelet confirmed.

>> No.15034232

>>15032855
A local restaurant does fried mozarella with a no breading. Just fried cheese in a white wine tomatoe sauce

>> No.15034754

>>15034185

It looks awesome, though

>> No.15034776
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15034776

My parent's faces when I ordered mozzarella sticks as a kid because they knew my fat ass was going to choke on them.

>> No.15034790
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15034790

>>15032855
Fried cheese is literally our national dish

t. Czech

>> No.15034801

>>15032911
Because you're the fat asshole that eats everything with ranch

>> No.15034838

>>15034185
Satueed chicken gizzards.

>> No.15035124

>>15032911
Tomato sauce cuts down on the richness of the cheese.

Se serve cheese with milk-based sauce is just absurd.

>> No.15035682

>>15032862
I've made your wife orgasm many wayz

>> No.15035688

>>15032911
>I don't understand
because you're dull

>> No.15035823

>>15034790

Also in greece we have it similar, saganaki

Fucking god tier with lemon

>> No.15036180

>>15032855
Coyote backstraps

I get wanting to harvest the meat and all but christ we aren't living in dystopia just throw the coyote meat away

>> No.15036192

>>15034185
A sushi restaurant near me has bitter melon hard candies instead of mints, they're are great. I have no idea why you would need any other use to justify their existence.

>> No.15036652

>>15032855
The generic breaded ones that most places serve are meh. The battered ones are vastly superior.

>> No.15036785

>>15035682
I didn't know Mozzarella sticks were allowed to post on 4chan

>> No.15037140

>>15032862
people like your wife shouldn't orgasm.

>> No.15037673

>>15032862
Am I your wife?

>> No.15037682

>>15032862
Your wife sounds thicc and authentic

>> No.15037739

>>15035823
I love saganaki in small doses, but it gets too much really fast.

>> No.15037746

>>15032855
Tastes good.

>> No.15037764
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15037764

I wish they never invented it

>> No.15038257

>>15036180
Why the hell would you eat coyote? That doesn't sound very tasty.

>> No.15039910

>>15032862
Based and Mezzogiornopilled

>> No.15041515

>>15034790
>>15035823
god damn u euros are fat lol

>> No.15041568

>>15032862
>false Italian moustsche.
do you draw it on?

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>>15032862
Based

>> No.15044038

>>15032862
Is this the key to a happy marriage?

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>>15032862

>> No.15045542

Mozzarella sticks dipped in marinara sauce to balance the flavors are great.

>> No.15045657

>>15036192
Those are probably durian candies, not bitter melon. You ever eaten bitter melon? It tastes like cigarettes

>> No.15045685

>>15034232
Those got popular in Cali a year or two ago, it’ll be common faire nation wide in the next few

>> No.15045794

>>15032911
>has both sauces
the guy that took that photo was clearly an alternating chad