/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15032077]

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.15032092]

>>15032077

> side salad

Fucking white people

[Anonymous No.15032094]

wow i really like all of those, that's nuts

[Anonymous No.15032097]

>>15032077
a stupid generalization, and pointless thread. a crappy thread died for an even crappier one.

[Anonymous No.15032127]

Yay. Somebody made up a fake map!

[Anonymous No.15032136]

>>15032094
Same and I'm Canadian

[Anonymous No.15032143]

we do literally all of these except the side salad

Thanksgiving is a feast, as it should be

[Anonymous No.15032224]

>>15032077
Who the fuck serves Mac and cheese with Thanksgiving? Just how poor is the antebellum South?

[Anonymous No.15032237]

>>15032224
its southern tradition to serve ALL of these, anon, except the side salad.

[Anonymous No.15032329]

>>15032237
I don't care about the rest, I care about the Mac and Cheese shitshow, your not feeding ot yo adults are you.

[Anonymous No.15032400]

>>15032329
it's more catered towards picky people, mac and cheese is something everyone will eat, even if the turkey gets fucking ruined

[Anonymous No.15032436]

>side salad
>rolls
jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.15032463]

MA here, the true land of Thanksgiving.
The following are essential:
>Turkey
>Mashed Potatoes
>Stuffing
>Squash
>Gravy
>Rolls
>Cranberry sauce
My family also does:
>Broccoli bake
>Bread stuffing, in addition to the "regular" stuffing
Writing this out is causing my penis to become engorged with blood, I can't fucking wait.

[Anonymous No.15032481]

>>15032077
>brown gravy
>white gravy
Holy shit what low iq hick states those are.

[Anonymous No.15032483]

mashed potatoes are fine but it's not like you can't have them every day of the week, gotta go with dressing

[Anonymous No.15032605]

>tfw from a white Californian family and have ever had mac and cheese at Thanksgiving
Hell, I've never had ANY quality home-cooked mac and cheese. Hopefully if I date a black girl, her family can adopt me.

[Anonymous No.15032609]

I can't even read the text all the way zoomed in. Make it bigger you fucking faggot!

[Anonymous No.15032612]

>>15032605
I'm not sure they're too inclined to accept their own yet alone other folks'...

[Anonymous No.15032616]

[Anonymous No.15032626]

>>15032077
>Texas
I hate green bean casserole.
Sweet potato casserole is where it's at.

[Anonymous No.15032631]

>>15032077
Based mid-Atlantic mac & cheese gang reporting

[Anonymous No.15032636]

>>15032616

[Anonymous No.15032639]

I like all of those, but mac n cheese? Really? That could be a side for literally any other meal. Why do you have to have it for Thanksgiving, too? Is the entire eastern seaboard full people with the taste of a ten-year-old?

[Anonymous No.15032648]

>>15032077
>sweet potato casserole
Is that the disgusting abomination with marshmallows?

[Anonymous No.15032680]

>>15032463
>Squash
>Broccoli bake

[Anonymous No.15032686]

>>15032077
>side salad

[Anonymous No.15032697]

>>15032648
And pecans. Delicious

[Anonymous No.15032708]

>>15032697
absolutely dreadful

[Anonymous No.15032710]

>>15032077
I disagree with Louisiana's most popular thanksgiving side as "cornbread stuffing". It's great and all but I think oyster dressing is more popular. At least it's been at every thanksgiving table I have ever been invited to.

[Anonymous No.15032715]

>>15032077
I'm texan and FUCK green bean casserole

vile shit

[Anonymous No.15032728]

>>15032077
>an entire side of just gravy
what the fuck arkansas

[Anonymous No.15032734]

>green bean casserole has canned mushroom soup
>sweet potato casserole has marshmallows
I usually avoid making "do americans really" posts but holy shit

[Anonymous No.15032758]

>hoosiers
>deviled eggs
This map tracks.

[Anonymous No.15032776]

>>15032734
Don't knock it til you try it. It's more of a dessert than a true side.

[Anonymous No.15032781]

>>15032758
>But what if... I were to purchase packaged Kroger food and disguise it as my own cooking?
>Oh ho ho, delightfully devilish Seymour.

[Anonymous No.15032790]

>>15032329
>he doesn't live in the mac and cheese belt
What irrelevant flyover state are you from, tastelet?

[Anonymous No.15032803]

>>15032077
>He doesn't just serve all of these
Who doesn't just say "all"?

[Anonymous No.15032814]

>>15032776
this^ i've never understood why people eat it with their mains. i always wit till dessert, heat it up and eat it with ice cream along with some pecan pie.

[Anonymous No.15032837]

>>15032077
>florida
>not key lime pie from publix
wow

[Anonymous No.15032848]

>>15032814
Got 4 pecan trees in my back yard. I can't even give all the fuckers away when it's time to harvest, and they turn into projectiles when you mow, so it's a PITA. Glad my kids are old enough to be sent out to collect 'em all.

[Anonymous No.15032852]

>What does everyone want for their Thanksgiving sides?
>Bread!
>Potato!
>Alright now that the children have ordered, what will the adults be having?

[Anonymous No.15032856]

>>15032848
i have a single pecan tree and i wish i had more. if i knew you i would take them off your hand lol. get you one of the rolling pick up things. makes life easier.

[Anonymous No.15032860]

>>15032092
Maine isn't white people. They might not even be human. Why do you think Stephen King always sets his novels there? Fucking weirdos.

[Anonymous No.15032880]

>>15032856
Brilliant, thanks for the idea!

[Anonymous No.15032923]

>>15032077
Floridafag here, always loved sweet potato casserole as a kid.
That's probably why I was obese

[Anonymous No.15032935]

>>15032077
Confederacy choices looking pretty based....yankees, not so much

[Anonymous No.15032941]

>>15032077
Isn't normal to eat nearly all of those? Who just eats one side on Thanksgiving? I thought this was America.

[Anonymous No.15032952]

>>15032923
Nah, there's no way overindulging at Thanksgiving will make you obese.
It was probably all the soda and juice you drank throughout the rest of the year.

[Anonymous No.15032974]

>>15032935
that's not the confederate flag. that's the battle flag of the 41st of Tennessee this is the Confederate flag.

[Anonymous No.15032982]

>>15032952
>implying I only had it at thanksgiving
Rules were made to be broken, anon.

[Anonymous No.15033016]

>>15032974
Given the horrendous punctuation, I'm inclined to believe you.

[Anonymous No.15033027]

>>15032224
>antebellum
pre-war?

[Anonymous No.15033073]

>>15032224
you ever make a good mac and cheese? you realize they aren't talking about box mix right?

[Anonymous No.15033075]

>>15032974
Also Georgia's flag kek
>>15033073
True that, Thanksgiving mac and cheese is more like a casserole

[Anonymous No.15033082]

Roasted beet salad
Wild rice, mushroom, pecan stuffing
Mashed golden potatoes
Roasted acorn squash
Cranberry RELISH- this is made from diced fresh cranberries blanched, orange zest, red wine, salt, sugar, cinnamon it's more of an apertif
Croissants
Chardonnay/Pinot Noir

Wait an hour and a half

Pot of coffee, optional bailey's on the side
Banana cream pie
Pumpkin Chai pie
Pecan pie

Make hummus for turkey sandwiches in the following week.

[Anonymous No.15033098]

>>15032710
Rice dressing if for real Cajun chads

[Anonymous No.15033109]

>>15033075
mine is bechamel based with bacon but i know i'm the outlier but i use a mix of good cheeses. usually gouda, sharp white cheddar, parm and medium cheddar.

[Anonymous No.15033118]

>>15032639

Pairs well with non turkey side entrees like shellfish.

[Anonymous No.15033413]

>>15033118
>shellfish on thanksgiving
so like, i love ssheellfish but is thiss something i'm too southern to understand? because we always do turkey and ham but never seaa food.

[Anonymous No.15033420]

>>15033413
i need to clean my fucking keyboard. fuck

[Anonymous No.15033426]

>>15033413
Oysters used to be a thing in stuffing/dressing... so did chestnuts.

[Anonymous No.15033432]

>>15033109
Add some cream, toss it in a casserole dish. Top with breadcrumbs and (or?) more cheese. Bake until crispy. Now it's a casserole.

[Anonymous No.15033436]

>>15032077
>Dressing
Who the fuck makes these?

[Anonymous No.15033440]

>>15033432
yeah but a lot of southern mac uses cream cheese and ends up kinda bricky. my shit is always looser with more al dente pasta. not cuttable bricks.

[Anonymous No.15033450]

>>15033436
Maybe the 'most Googled' side dish?

[Anonymous No.15033471]

>>15033440
toss in some cream cheese, bake for longer. Now it's a redneck lasagna! Bone apple teeth!

[Anonymous No.15033503]

>>15033471
Better than actual lasagna, which is garbage.

[Anonymous No.15033593]

>>15032077
WV here, from what I see, yeah we serve rolls aside with
>Turkey
>Baked ham w/ pineapple
>Stuffing
>Mash potatoes
>Corn
>Gravy
Usually some deserts will be pecan pie/pumpkin pie.

[Anonymous No.15033685]

>>15033503
We'll have to agree to disagree

[Anonymous No.15033692]

>>15032077
>>15032092
based maine, making darkies seethe since the beginning of time

[Anonymous No.15033827]

>>15032224
Literally niggers

[Anonymous No.15033842]

>>15033827
Niggers have spaghetti and catfish on Thanksgiving

[Anonymous No.15033858]

>>15032092
>getting mad at salad
No wonder non-Whites are so fat lmao

[Anonymous No.15033882]

>>15032728
ikr, it's a garnish at best, not a side dish. This is why we're like 48th in education.

[Anonymous No.15033888]

>>15033882
McScuse me... it's a beverage.

[Anonymous No.15033894]

>>15032077
checked and as a Floridian I am proud of my fellow Sunshine Saters.

[Anonymous No.15033896]

>>15033882
>not eating t h i c c white sausage gravy with a spoon, like chowder

[Anonymous No.15033955]

>>15032758
I could eat ALL of those, right now.

[Anonymous No.15033966]

>>15032077
>calling it both dressing and stuffing on the same map

Anyway, if you're a true blue whitey and your thanksgiving doesn't contain at least EVERYTHING on this map except the casseroles, you've failed

[Anonymous No.15033977]

>>15032224
How are there so many of you people who somehow made it all the way to a cooking board without ever learning that mac n cheese doesn't only come from a box

[Anonymous No.15033982]

>>15032077
Mashed potatoes are just an average weeknight side for me. On holidays I usually do twice baked or triple cooked.

[Anonymous No.15034032]

>>15033692
I live in Maine and it sucks there are too many people here that speak french.

[Anonymous No.15034034]

>>15032077
In Louisiana for larger groups a sack of oysters is pretty common.

[Anonymous No.15034036]

>>15033593
>Pecan Pie
blessed neighbor

[Anonymous No.15034044]

I am a native Michigander, and have never once served green bean casserole at my Thanksgiving dinner, and I make tons and tons and tons of food so that I can have leftovers for days. I even make box mix and from scratch versions of things like stuffing and cranberry sauce and potatos so people can have what they are nostalgic for... But never GBC. However, if any one has a good recipe, I'd make it this year, since apparently I'm the oddball out here

[Anonymous No.15034049]

>>15033098
Oyster dressing for east of the atchafalaya rice dressing west of it

[Anonymous No.15034070]

>>15033413
Unironically not southern enough. Once you start approaching the gulf coast seafood becomes much more common. I can’t say if it does on the east coast tho.

[Anonymous No.15034087]

>>15032077
>Oregon
>biscuits
Checks out. Every thanksgiving I've been to had biscuits.

[Anonymous No.15034088]

>>15032077
wtf I love liberals now

[Anonymous No.15034090]

>>15034070

I've lived only lived in Texas, Louisiana and Arkansas. i have never seen this.

[Anonymous No.15034096]

Who makes this shit up and why do people believe it without question?
It's not from google because you'd have to be completely retarded to google how to make mashed potatoes, and people cooking thanksgiving generally have years or decades of experience.
It's not from grocery stores because they aren't keeping track of how green beans and potatoes are used.
It's not from Thanksgivinghub where people watch their favourite food fetish.

This is literally one guy making shit up, probably to sell some article about nothing.

[Anonymous No.15034113]

Holy shit the majority of Americans have no fucking taste.

[Anonymous No.15034129]

>>15034113
that's a dessert, not a side

[Anonymous No.15034145]

>>15034090
I’ve never lived north of I10 in my life and I see this all the time.

[Anonymous No.15034271]

>>15032092
cope nigger

[Anonymous No.15034375]

wtf Maine

[Anonymous No.15034389]

>>15034113
Will always be inferior to Pecan.

[Anonymous No.15034397]

Is this supposed to be that regions favorite side? You basically eat just about all that shit every Thanksgiving.

[Anonymous No.15034489]

>>15032077
>rolls
>side
what the fuck?
Also, what the fuck is "dressing" and why is it a side?

[Anonymous No.15034509]

>>15032224
>Just how poor is the antebellum South?
Louisiana and Mississippi are the poorest states in the USA. Pretty much all the other states in the south are dreadfully poor, extremely reliant on specific, dying industry and horrifically corrupt (if not in terms of direct graft, in terms of republican acquiescence to industrial leaders creating incredible inequality and a major lack of public services).
This is what happens when 1) Your industrial base was built around slavery 2) you then get into a war with the other half of the country and get obliterated. 3) lose your slaves 4) Spend the next 100 years supressing your economy because you don't want blacks to find any prosperity.

[Anonymous No.15034514]

>>15034509
Shut up nigger I don't have time to read your thesis

[Anonymous No.15034524]

>hawaii
>turkey gravy
Based.

[Anonymous No.15034531]

>>15034489
>what the fuck is "dressing" and why is it a side?
Millennials were taught that it's actually retarded to cook stuffing inside the bird, so now everyone does it in a separate dish and it's just called "dressing". How did you even find /ck/ without being aware of this?

[Anonymous No.15034534]

>>15034531
I'm Australian.
We just call stuffing, stuffing. Dressing makes it sound like it's ranch sauce or something like that.

[Anonymous No.15034538]

>>15034531
Literally nobody has ever said this.

[Anonymous No.15034546]

>>15034538
Said what?

[Anonymous No.15034549]

>>15034546
You think you're funny?

[Anonymous No.15034553]

>>15034549
Occasionally. Are you also Australian?

[Anonymous No.15034563]

>>15032077
>mac and cheese at thanksgiving

fucking inbreds i swear.

[Anonymous No.15034565]

>>15034553
i wish

[Anonymous No.15034569]

The most popular side dish in Idaho isn't mashed potatoes. Just proves that those dumb hicks can't even get Thanksgiving right.

[Anonymous No.15034893]

>>15033827
>>15032224
Thanksgivinglets, it’s macaroni pie. Kys

[Anonymous No.15034931]

>>15032077
Guide to Southern Thanksgiving:
>Turkey
>Ham
>Fat back
>Dressing
>Gravy
>Macaroni pie
>Deviled eggs
>Cream Corn
>Mash potatoes
>Potato salad
>Black eye peas or some kind of beans cooked in fat back
>Sometimes collards
>Rolls or biscuits
>Cranberry sauce
>Pecan pie
>Chocolate pie
>Pumpkin pie
>Punch
>Sweet Tea
>Chocy milk

If your Thanksgiving isn’t like this, you’re doing it wrong. ;)

[Anonymous No.15034935]

>>15032077
>green bean cassarole
uggh, why is that popular? that stuff tastes like shit

[Anonymous No.15034969]

>>15032077
My friend from Georgia was talking about thanksgiving mac and cheese the other day. Thought he was bullshitting but I guess not

[Anonymous No.15034975]

>no roast potatoes
do americans really do this

[Anonymous No.15034979]

>>15032077
I think this has been stolen from mac and cheese. There has been widespread fraud, very obvious to anybody who wants to believe it.

[Anonymous No.15034981]

>>15034935
>check the recipe for this
>can of soup
american 'cuisine', everyone

[Anonymous No.15035011]

>>15032077
>green bean casserole
What is wrong with spicoids and why is Florida so culinarily based?

[Anonymous No.15035042]

>>15032329
this motherfucker acting like all Mac n cheese is powdered shit from Kraft boxes

[Anonymous No.15035046]

>>15034979
Kek

[Anonymous No.15035173]

>yankee eats stuffing
>dixie eats dressing
what's the difference?

[Anonymous No.15036786]

>>15032077
How is turkey gravy a side dish?

[Anonymous No.15036796]

>>15036786
Rolls aren’t a side either

[Anonymous No.15036798]

>>15034931
But your food sucks ass>>15034534
Don’t worry he is retarded

[Anonymous No.15036829]

>>15033966
I am pretty sure dressing is still a southern thing so it makes sense. dressing is the original term and it's the most proper. stuffing is degeneration of the english language. you put stuff in the bird when you dress it. retards just have to go and ruin things. I think the dish needs a better name anyways.

[Anonymous No.15036840]

>>15035173
I dunno, up in Canada you get some places that call it dressing and some places that call it stuffing. Mind you, iced tea is always sweet tea up here, so the whole "north/south" thing is fucky.

[Anonymous No.15036862]

>>15036829
>dressing is the original term and it's the most proper.

>Names for stuffing include "farce" (~1390), "stuffing" (1538), "forcemeat" (1688), and relatively more recently in the United States; "dressing" (1850).
The French still call it farce.

[Anonymous No.15036871]

>>15032092
>being mad at salads
Seethe, pathetic tastelet

[Anonymous No.15036990]

>>15036862
>"forcemeat"

[Anonymous No.15037007]

>>15036829
It's not because it's made of stuff, it's because it is stuffed into the bird. Dressing happens on top of a body, not inside it.

[Anonymous No.15037029]

>>15032077
Mashed tater's chads (except california)

[Anonymous No.15037062]

who /brussels sprout/ here

[Anonymous No.15037077]

>>15033027
Antebellum means post-war

[Anonymous No.15037084]

>>15037077
No, you fool. Postbellum means post-war.

[Anonymous No.15037091]

>>15037007
dressing just means preparing the bird

[Anonymous No.15037831]

>>15034514
you had to of read it to deduct that he was black anon

[Anonymous No.15037953]

>>15032092
Have you been responsible for modern technology? Have you walked on the moon? Have you colonized nations? Fucking thought so, complete retard. Evolve harder.

[Anonymous No.15038030]

>>15032860
fun fact: Maine upside down is spelled Weird

[Anonymous No.15038078]

>>15032077
source? the one for ME is not correct at all. I've never seen a salad at TG before.
>>15032860
whiter than you mutt

[Anonymous No.15038092]

>>15037062
Never for TG

[Anonymous No.15038168]

>>15034531
You're retarded. I'm from TN and my 70+ year old grandmother has never cooked it in the bird and we call it dressing. It's made with cornbread and regular bread. That's just how we make it in the south

[Anonymous No.15038174]

>>15032077
>Oregon

Yes, we love biscuits at all times of the year and any excuse to make them.

[Anonymous No.15038177]

>>15035173
In my experience the differences are minimal, now that I live in PA. In the delta region where I'm from we put cornbread in our dressing, too

[Anonymous No.15038179]

>>15032077
South Dakotan but I haven't had a Crescent roll since I was like 7 or 8.

[Anonymous No.15038693]

>>15032077
>Iowa

[Anonymous No.15038710]

>>15034509
Want me to tell you how I know you’re from a homogenous white suburb?

[Anonymous No.15038846]

>>15037077
the "antebellum south" refers to the south before the civil war. you know, with the slaves and stuff

[Anonymous No.15038948]

>>15038693
>NH

[Anonymous No.15039060]

>>15038078
go give yourself a clam chowder enema ya weirdo

[Anonymous No.15039207]

>>15034389
I've never made pecan pie before. Do you have a favorite recipe? Will probably use a frozen crust because making a crust from scratch takes quite some time.

[Anonymous No.15039225]

>>15034514
>>15038710
seethe harder polniggers, remember that counties that make up 70% of our GDP voted for Biden. Stay poor, stay dumb and keep eating your shit food

[Anonymous No.15039240]

>>15039225
Enjoy eating your fucking code and unfinished goods when you've killed that remaining 30% that provides you 90% of your food.

[Anonymous No.15039380]

>>15039207
This ones my familys favorite ;3

[Anonymous No.15039399]

>>15039225
I thought the Democrats were the party of the poor?

[Anonymous No.15039400]

>>15039380
Thank you. Will try despite the corn syrup.

[Anonymous No.15039401]

>>15039380
>Karo's
Based.

[Anonymous No.15039424]

>>15039399
They are. GDP accounts for gibs.

[Anonymous No.15039470]

>>15032463
What's the difference between regular and bread stuffing? Stuffing is made out of bread unless your family does that gross rice stuffing shit.
For me, the only sides that matter are the following:
Mashed potatoes with turkey gravy
Stuffing (not dressing, fuckin hicks)
Cranberry sauce (homemade, not the canned jello loaf shit although I do kind of like that stuff, it's certainly not sauce though)
Greenbean casserole
Rolls are nice but not really needed because of the stuffing. Everything else is superfluous.

[Anonymous No.15039671]

>>15032092
>reddit spacing
>being a non-white subhuman shitskin
Get out, trash.

[Anonymous No.15039706]

>>15039470
Stuffing is made out of offal, herbs and spices, and maybe some diced root vegetables.

[Anonymous No.15040813]

>>15032092
Dude, those are new England rednecks.

[Anonymous No.15040873]

>>15032092
Thanks captain

[Anonymous No.15040944]

>>15034044
It's really nothing special. It's cream of mushroom canned soup, green beans, and fried onions. It's basically the "I'm obligated to bring something but I can't cook for shit" go-to.

[Anonymous No.15041029]

>>15032077
I've lived in oregon for 37 years and I've never met anybody who has biscuits with Thanksgiving dinner.

[Anonymous No.15041339]

You might say I'm coping, but I got a feeling mashed potatoes is going to win this election. Green been casserole doesn't stand a chance.

[Anonymous No.15041345]

>>15032077

>All that stuffing

Based east coast bros.

[Anonymous No.15041350]

>>15041029
>lives in Oregon
>meeting people period
larping califag spotted

[Anonymous No.15041358]

>>15032077
>missouri
>rolls
considering we are one of the shittiest, lamest states in america -it's very fitting

[Anonymous No.15041363]

>>15032077
top tier
stuffing/dressing
green bean casserole
sweet potato casserole

[Anonymous No.15041369]

>>15041350
If I was going to larp, I would pick something better than middle aged guy from oregon you fucking dunce.

[Anonymous No.15041379]

>>15039380
pecan pie is for christmas only

[Anonymous No.15041384]

>>15037953
Your kids will be brown, cumskin

[Anonymous No.15041423]

>>15032092
White people seething at this simple statement. Why are they so sensitive?

[Anonymous No.15041735]

>>15032092
>white people
anon look at OP's pic again.

[Anonymous No.15041813]

>>15032837
*Publix Pumpkin Pie

[Anonymous No.15041904]

>>15032092
I'll be having a side salad at Thanksgiving this year just because of this post.

[Anonymous No.15042174]

>>15037953
Did you personality did all of shit or you just taking credit from other people achievements like the good old /pol/ loser you are ?

[Anonymous No.15043763]

>>15033966
>>15036829
>>15037007
stuffing is dry
dressing is wet

[Anonymous No.15043798]

>>15043763
you're an idiot

[Anonymous No.15043804]

>>15032077
No country can do these foods better than the USA

[Anonymous No.15043817]

>deviled eggs

[Anonymous No.15043885]

>>15037077
>ante
>post
LEARN HOW TO FUCKING READ

[Anonymous No.15043894]

>>15032077
>rolls
>green bean casserole
>broccoli casserole
what the fuck