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Where is it? Now it's here. Post 'em.

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Our queen.

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Post 3 OP

>> No.15032312

the things a flat chested girl will do for attention

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>> No.15032576

>go big or go home

I'll go home, thanks.

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>> No.15032583

she will never pass

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Never in my life have I seen something as fucking disgusting as this.

>> No.15032606

I legit thought the top was custard

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The bearded dude in the back looks very confused and disappointed.

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may allah give him strength

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Jack isn't funny, feel free to stop any time

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Jack bad

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doesn't seem very epic to me

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Isaac's about to spread some jihad on her flat buttocks.

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This video is ADD personified

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>> No.15032866

Every Ja/ck/ webm is just him pouring different kinds of canned shit in one big can and calling it food

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Is he a fucking retard holy shit

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That's clearly not 9" tall

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who is this

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Who dat

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>> No.15033085

is this person disabled? he keeps eating out of his spoon that hasnt changed salt levels

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>> No.15033104

This guy hates food. Hates it. He's trying to destroy cooking from within.

>> No.15033110

Jackfruit yuuumumumummmmmmmmmymyyyyyYYY

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she will be stoned for this inshallah

>> No.15033137

>Where is it?
It WAS gone, banished. Now you had to go and bring it back so that some idiotfucker can Jackpost all over this thread. Good fucking job.

Jackposting is true cancer.

>> No.15033151

that one wasn't his fault, the instructions clearly said to lock the lid down. this led to a ton of videos on youtube showing this thing exploding. then all of a sudden they all got taken down and the instructions were updated to say DO NOT LOCK THE LID WHEN ON
he even made an "updated" review on it where he basically sounds like he has a gun to his head to not say anything negative about it

>> No.15033220

i dont think jackfruit has anywhere near the texture that pork does. however, it is still really good on its own, and i would definitely eat that sandwich

>> No.15033232

Jack is truly the sloppa king

>> No.15033258

Why is his gimp arm so shiny?

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted them once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Jack dump and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" party cheese salad, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fat fuck youtuber. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Jackfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "SO JUICY." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>> No.15033342

I'm a girl but I'd pay good money to watch her wrangle a dick

>> No.15033403

Maybe the retard here is you who cannot see this is obviously a joke.

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>> No.15033507

Can someone unbreak my heart plz?

>> No.15033531

do americans really?

>> No.15033553

It's shitty frozen pizza, you honestly thought they made it en masse by hand?

>> No.15033761

Love these

>> No.15034424

thats the "iv been working for the past 7 hours to make this shit fresh and this gook is going to profit more than me from it" face

>> No.15034609

>French's Worchester's Sauce
Pig fucking disgusting

>> No.15034655

>40% and it's going up

>> No.15034799

I unironically did this once but immediately realised what a retard I was.

>> No.15034811

You mean the 'I regret never applying myself to anything but minimum wage labor' face?

>> No.15034829

Once again mods are fucking faggots.

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>> No.15034835

>there once was a time when Jack posting wasn’t cancer
Finding out about him when he was new was hilarious. Now I can’t stand the spam by the one disabled retard

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see this? this is the face of enjoyment. you should all try and reach his level of posterity.

>> No.15034879

>flagrantly ignoring that absolute faggot with his muh food waifu
Beyond based.

>> No.15034897

Weak showing from Italy.

>> No.15035052

That's the most sad showing of food i have seen
the ramen one makes me want to cry

>> No.15035063

I always check to make sure Jack is getting spammed. I'm never disappointed.

>> No.15035074

Had me until the "melted" "cheddar".

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>> No.15035107

How's he going to make something not fresh?
Don't project those retarded thoughts onto him just because he's Arabian. It is not OK.

>> No.15035229

every single one of these looked like shit

>> No.15035271

guro is not allowed outside of /b/

>> No.15035590

I'm a boy and I want you to wrangle my dick.

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NYCers endlessly mock Chicago for "tomato soup bowls" and then they turn around and steal "pizza cake" from Canada. What a bunch of retarded niggers.

>> No.15035694

>incel /pol/tard
Out of my board, little bitch.

>> No.15035730

Imagine needing a hammer to open a fucking pumpkin

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>> No.15035827

Imagine using a knife. All cooking and eating should be done with rocks and bare hands.

>> No.15035840

not everyone who likes saying Nigger is from pol. Plus he is actually correct in this instance.

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>> No.15035862

>mohammed my son, you are making a huge mistake, if you live among infidels they will corrupt you!
>nonsense father, my faith is my armor, no degeneracy will pierce it!
>10 minutes later
>UwU dats a lotta bwead! squishy squishy!

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You fucked up, goyim. Prepare to be sued by Telebrands


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> That fucking sticker still on it

He can't even rinse a fruit?

>> No.15035943

He's not funny. And don't stop posting ja/ck/ anytime soon

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Fuck off and eat my ass.

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>> No.15036036

I hope you any anyone involved with this webm die a painful cancer fueled death

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>> No.15036139

see how many times you can replay the first second of this webm before you're fucking sick.

>> No.15036141

I hope a meteor glasses our planet just so I can die knowing you and the fucks in this video got flash fried

>> No.15036168

at first i thought this was just a disgusting pile of cake and icing haphazardly put in a bowl but that decorative icing really made it a DISH.

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I'm sorry it's not Le Epic Jack

>> No.15036334

That's alright, it's still Le Epic Cringe.

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But I thought you liked cringe.

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Don't worry, I got you covered.

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oh no! not the n word!

>> No.15036394

Don't listen to >>15035827

I'm in shock that he wasn't able to open it. What a retard.

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This is a good burger recipe

>> No.15036415

I hate those dumb fucking zoomers that need to pose with every meal they eat. Social media was a mistake.

>> No.15036433

>9 inches tall.
That's not 9 fucking inches.

>> No.15036436

> americans

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is this someones fetish?

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Here's the fixed version.

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Thanks anon, here is an Italian classic

>> No.15036472

the most confusing thing about this whole thing is the fact that she's doing it in the middle of a working kitchen

>> No.15036477

this recipe is shit why is every fucking vegan such a bad cook

>> No.15036480

>covid pandering in a food video

>> No.15036486

This video, and the webm which I made, is from well before covid. So I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

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Kay sure's got an impressive internation cousine resume for an english woman. Here's her making an Australian dish.

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>condom cupcakes

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>> No.15036517

A fucking waste of time

>> No.15036531

If eating meat is wrong and unnatural, why every fucking vegan recipe is "vegan meat dish"?
>impossible burger
>split pea sausage

>> No.15036540

Why is she wearing a corset as a shirt

>> No.15036547

I don't understand what I'm looking at, what is that?

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>> No.15036557

The future.

>> No.15036561

>vegan bbq sauce
Wtf is in regular bbq that vegans cant eat?

>> No.15036608

You know, in Russian criminal slange "waffle" is penis and "waffler" is a man who sucks it. Never it felt more appropriate.

>> No.15036645

Really though why can't vegans just eat vegan things why do they have to make everything pretend something else. Like whats the point if you're just trying to trick yourself into eating something fake?

>> No.15036651

pretty cool

>> No.15036660

what in the fuck is going on

>> No.15036664

Depending on the sauce, but it include honey or anchovies as seasoning. Neither of which is a major ethical or environmental concern, so it's really just vegans being uppity.

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>> No.15036672

all this dishes look very sad

>> No.15036699

>using jello in the cupcake batter
The fuck??

>> No.15036718

You know he just wiped it down and gave it to Tammy.

>> No.15036755

in turkey we go to işkembeci, to drink a soup made from cow stomach. its very salty and has vinegar in it, very good after you drink a lot.

>> No.15036768

Shut up jack

>> No.15036808

That's what ur mom told me last night.

Of course I'm correct.

>> No.15036810

>Undercooked chicken
What an absolute retard

>> No.15036819

Just pop it in a microwave for 1 minute.

>> No.15036850

Klingon pizza bugs are always best when served live

>> No.15037232

I kind of feel bad for jack because he is just so delusional about his cooking ability, and he cant use one of his hands anymore because of a stroke, but I also heard he is an asshole so I am conflicted.

>> No.15037245

The people calling him an asshole are jack poster NEETs so he's probably just slightly less pleasant than the average working cashier.

>> No.15037264

Because they are trying to convert other people into being Vegan by making familiar foods dumbass

>> No.15037295

So you mean to say that actual vegans do not eat tofurkeys and impossible whoppers? Then who does, because meat eaters sure as hell don't.

>> No.15037320

I want to have sex with Jack scalfani

>> No.15037504

Too bad for you that Jack is a devout Cristian in a god-sanctioned relationship with his spouse Tammy.

>> No.15037536

Why did Jack disable comments?

>> No.15037541

It was in solidarity with his hand.

>> No.15037543

I like how the end result looks like it'd appear in a 1950's cookbook.

>> No.15037550

And you guys shit on flyovers

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Is this supposed to be pavlova??

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>> No.15037780

Crazy to think these guys became millionaires just by stacking different types of fast food with bacon in between it

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Oh for fuck's sake you have a food that literally looks like orifice and the best you can do with it is smash it with your face on the side?

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>> No.15037820

>pizza. cake.
Gives you a pie.

>> No.15037829

Jesus that dough

>> No.15037837

What a massive schnozzle.

>> No.15037905

Strawberry shortcake.

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>> No.15037919

>a stroke
TWO strokes. He didn't learn his lesson the first (or the second) time and continues eating shit, but claims it's ok because he's >leaning keto

>> No.15037970

it's the great pumpkin

>> No.15037979

Not to mention his diabetes and destroyed leg.

>> No.15038020

eat the bugs

>> No.15038275

>Want to be a vegan? Eat these almost foods you like, but worse.
I don't think this works on anyone but women.

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This is far more disgusting. Skyline Chilli from Ohio.

>> No.15038379

okonomiyaki pizza

>> No.15038395

It's Gagh anon.

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>> No.15038408

>He doesn't like his chicken blue rare
What a fag

>> No.15038430

>back in 2010 everyone thought this was the funniest shit
>now it's just lame

>> No.15038471

>want to do something more with french fries
>does something less
This seems very retarded, but people pay for the novelty I guess.

>> No.15038483

in what reality?

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The ramen one is the healthiest. I don't see the appeal of getting drunk and then eating fat stuff you are too drunk to remember enjoying anyhow, but you'll know you had them by the width of your waistline.

>> No.15038653

The point is that you want them while you're drunk. Do you remember and reminis about every single meal you consume?

>> No.15039145

The fact that this guy is in on her schtick might be the biggest twist in my life.

>> No.15039223

They could at least stuff them with cheese or something

>> No.15039236

Did this retard confuse flour and cornstarch

>> No.15039276

I don't think any of those are correct. "Chips and cheese" I don't think I have seen anyone buy that once when drunk in 20 years. That's like school kids at lunchtime food.

>> No.15039302

If it's something extremely delicious but extremely unhealthy, I want to savour it because I won't be having it often.

For things I chow down mindlessly in front of the computer, I pick dark veggie green.

>> No.15039315

clapping when food was brought to em

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>> No.15039431

Nevwr again, Thanks Covid.......

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'Tis the season.

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here are some breasts.

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>> No.15039522

That is revolting. Maybe even worse than the stereotypical Jack and Kay garbage.

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That dull knife makes me want to have another child.

>> No.15039582

I would rather not have my eggs look like a wet prolapsed anus.

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i want chinese food

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the sure love making things as waffles

>> No.15039680

Its not in the batter you dingus

>> No.15039695

vegans making fake meat is like them reinventing the wheel

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at first it looks good but then he had to ruin it with that salsa

>> No.15039712

there is no way he and his family gets to finish all that

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why does he keeps the rings?

>> No.15039714

why is vagina so fucking nasty-ass yet cock so delicious ?

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There's no "lesson" to "learn". By the time you are having strokes, you are already past the point of doing anything to prevent them. I've had two, and I'll keep having more until they kill me. The bloodthinners help reduce the risk of an ischemic stroke, but if a vessel bursts anyway then I'm going to bleed out into my brain until I die.

And believe it or not, this was't even my fault. I was perfectly healthy until I moved to Taiwan and ate their shitty industrially-contaminated "food oils" that they use to prepare everything. Whatever crap they were dumping in the oil caused massive HBP that nearly killed me, and left me with aneurysms all over the place. I've had three burst already and one of those is where I keep having repeated strokes.

Well, keto will fix the beetus if he's T2. Not "leaning" but actually doing it, hard, for years.

>> No.15039845

You just know that some of those ingredients are undercooked while others are absolute mush

>> No.15040089

I would eat it desu. Why not?

>> No.15040105

Was the egg ice cold?

>> No.15040142

I can't stand this fat fuck, he needs to be locked away from a kitchen.

>> No.15040211

>these are 10/10's in bongland

>> No.15040482

>burns bologna but somehow undercooks shitty dollar store meat
jack is a very complex man

>> No.15040561

>the arm dangling
Sides in orbit

>> No.15040578

why would you do this

>> No.15040617

The clips of them actually eating the thing genuinely look like found footage

>> No.15040861

Yeah, no. That's dog, cat and rat.

>> No.15040976

i fucking hate kay so much. i used to enjoy making fun of her as the videos went along but she deserves the rope even more than jack

>> No.15041011

Buzzfeed strikes again! Just out of which ass did they pull out the idea that anybody in the Czech republic puts their fuckin smažák in a bun, that's just fucked. Normally when you order fried cheese in a pub it's accompanied by french fries and a condiment, typically either ketchup or tartar, and it's served on a plate. Every pub I've been to does it like that and it works like a charm when you've had too much or want some more and need to fix yourself. Maybe the arrogant troglodytes from the large cities do that, but then again those retards drink watery piss and only in low quantity so I wouldn't be a wee bit surprised if the bun version is considered a gourmet delicacy in there.

>> No.15041041

Is that Jack?

I don't recognize this kitchen.

>> No.15041043

the epic meal time guy still makes stuff today, but it's extremely depressing to watch

>> No.15041049

The guy should just stop cooking, join some cartel and make execution videos with how dull those knives are.

>> No.15041051

Only one or two of the original guys are still involved though, after the lawsuits.

>> No.15041052

But why add green onions in the beginning?

>> No.15041053

I'm getting convinced that many people consider food to be a toy first and foremost. all that shit is dreadful

>> No.15041077

So much oil.

>> No.15041111

What a piece of shit.

>> No.15041115

>RAW egg and fucking Broccoli

>Ketchup instead of Currysoße
>Mayo dusted with Curry

It's like these people we're told a vague recollection of someone's travel abroad while both parties were drunk.

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>> No.15041163

I don't know who this jack guy is but having scrolled through this thread I now hate him and anyone who posts his webms with a burning passion. I hope they all get ass cancer and die.

>> No.15041173

suck a dick niggerfaggot

>> No.15041178

Take care of yourself, bro.

>> No.15041224

>England - Chips with Cheese

Fuck me, the 13yr old pikeys on their BMX have cheesy chips (literally just chips with grated pizza cheese on it, nothing else).

It depends on the piss up. if it's a proper late one, like 2am clubbing, then only kebab/pizza shops are open. But if you're with friends and not chasing pussy, you end up in a curry house round a massive table with beers and loads curry.

>> No.15041371

looks like he's missing fingers on his right hand

>> No.15041518

You don't put shrimp and Andouille together,
all your going to taste is Andouille

>> No.15041599

This gave me a fucking headache with how blurry every shot is

>> No.15041636

What happens to him if he lets go of the oven handle?

>> No.15041914

>when the villain corrupts the hero and forces them to join

>> No.15042046

because at a deeper level they're still omnivores like all humans are, its just a big cope

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>> No.15042314

He has another stroke

>> No.15042354

Lmao that's his mobilidy sgooder

>> No.15042383

>I d-don't k-know, guys....
No one believes you, homo

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>> No.15042467

That's not pizza

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>> No.15042551

She's just sitting them back out into the cup

>> No.15042683

I don't think a single one of those was actually true other than the kebab

>> No.15042731

Seeing as I just masturbated to it... maybe?

>> No.15042778

Uncle Roger would like to have a word with you, bitch.

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>> No.15042789

>al dente, perfectly coocked

>> No.15042803

is that jack daughter? she cute

>> No.15042830

>czech republic and iran but not spain
fucking niggers

>> No.15042897

Now I understand why muslims behead people

>> No.15042912

I wonder what mistery meet is that

>> No.15043028


this looks like a jug of beer filled with tapeworms. I hate this

>> No.15043032

what did he mean by this

>> No.15043088

goes great with Isengard Unleashed

>> No.15043141

kek i saw that she was asian and assumed those were worms

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Since today is Veterans Day, here's some Amerilard food to celebrate our veterans.

>> No.15043252

Chef's Club is French lol

>> No.15043276

I feel bad for us because every webm thread gets completely flooded with jacks shitty little clips. This thread is like 85% jack garbage.

>> No.15043598

Rinsing is for pussies, chads eat all of their meals raw and uncooked. The dirt and microscopic organisms add to the flavor.

>> No.15043658

why make so much glaze if half of it is carry over?
why sieve the glaze to remove bubbles if you're just gonna blend it again??

>> No.15043690

why not?

>> No.15043705

yes please

>> No.15043806

when did she start posting more

>> No.15043815

Those videos where three Michelin starred Italian chefs critique cooking videos, but with Jack

>> No.15044033

If it wasn't for the strokes I'd think he was just a super dedicated shitposter.

>> No.15044078

Pozzedfeed strikes again

>> No.15044636

He's just VERY dedicated. Christan Bale levels of dedication.

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