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Do you like to use cute cooking implements?

>> No.15028394

>>15028380
what?

>> No.15028403

you should place your head in a cute oven and turn it on

>> No.15028673

Owo

>> No.15028684

>>15028380
I feel like you could get away with these in one of two circumstances
A) Tiny Asian girl
B) Built like a brick shithouse, out of fucks to give.
Anything else would feel disingenuous.

>> No.15028711

>>15028684
Its nice that you think about what id think about you when you are cooking alone at home

>> No.15028748

>>15028380
kill yourself faggot

>> No.15028751

>>15028380
I fuxkin wish now I want some kitty paws too

>> No.15028760

I want welding gloves like this.

>> No.15028802

>>15028684
A cute fem gay guy could pull them off too

As for me I feel cute when I wear my aprons, but they aren't stylized or anything, they're just kind of cute colors. And I like that they protect my clothes which lets me cook in cuter outfits.

>> No.15028901

>>15028380
I have an apron that has an enormous cock and balls printed on it. Does that count?

>> No.15028911

>>15028802
girl or fag?

this is important

>> No.15028924
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>>15028380

>> No.15028931

>>15028911
A little bit column A a little bit column B.

>> No.15028951

>>15028380
Used to have some emoji movie oven mitts

>> No.15028955 [DELETED] 

>>15028380
Yes. I have a chefs apron that reads as follows:

THE HOLOCAUST IS A MYTH
THE TRUTH FEARS NO INVESTIGATION
GOOGLE THE LAVON AFFAIR

Honestly one of my favourite things in the kitchen.

>> No.15028957

>>15028955
Post it.

>> No.15028966

>>15028911
this is the apron I like to use, it has pockets and the crossbody design is comfy and easy to wear

>> No.15028969
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>>15028966
forgot image

I think this color is really pretty and also have one in dusty pink. I forget to wear them sometimes but generally find it's a really great tool to have in the kitchen, as it lets you focus more on cooking and worry less about ruining your clothes

>> No.15029062

>>15028380
I use gloves meant for welding and metal casting as oven mitts. You can use your fingers more easily and you have more heat protection.

>> No.15029072

>>15028380
they would look cute around my cock

>> No.15029076

>>15029062
Cooking with gloves on is dumb, anon. Use a towel, they're multipurpose and you don't have to "equip" them.

The only thing you should have gloves for is dishwashing and cleaning

>> No.15029106

>>15029076
I once dropped a towel inside of my oven. It landed directly on the heating elements and caught on fire.
Now I use oven mitts.

>> No.15029120

>>15029106
Jack?

>> No.15029139

>>15028760

damn me too now...although I could see the dumb "blue collar, all men are dicks, pickle rick, purple hair" chick using them before she washes out....>>15028748

>> No.15029790

>>15029120

yes, it is I....paul?

>> No.15029908
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>>15028403
3edgy5me

>> No.15031277

I use my wife every night

>> No.15031301
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>>15028380
yes. sometimes. I have this and I love it.

>> No.15031607

>>15029908
kill yourself you mongrel

>> No.15031629

>>15028380
I'm neither a fag nor a woman.

>> No.15031701

Just bought these.

uwu

https://www.amazon.com/Quilted-Lining-Resistant-Grilling-Microwave/dp/B0821KFDHQ/

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15031828

My favorite part is how the ears stick out of the toaster right before toasting.

>> No.15031926

>>15031277
do you fuck her doggy style on the kitchen table

>> No.15031958

>>15031701
for me, its the crab hands

>> No.15032138

I wish i had a small cute bf to use small cute cooking instruments to make me big hearty meals but I'm some huge fatass who will never live anyone let alone someone small and cute.

>> No.15032162

>>15028380
this board is primarily for alcoholics and their prefered fast food

>> No.15032349

>>15031828
holy shit, Link please?
I don't find it...

>> No.15032364
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>>15028380
I use my bunny slippers so my precious toes don't get hot oil on them.

>> No.15032366

>>15031607
Edgy 12 year old detected

>> No.15032373

>>15032366
edgy 13 yo detected

>> No.15032379

>>15031926
haha, that'd be pretty bonkers
would need a pretty damn stable table tho

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>>15031828
would pic related work too for Toast?

>> No.15032411

>>15032401
yeah, at some jap cat restaurant

>> No.15032420

>>15028380
I used an infinity gauntlet oven mitt and my hand caught on fire.

>> No.15032429

>>15032420
u r fag!

>> No.15032433
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15032433

I have a onigiri mold for pic related, and I love it.

>> No.15032441

>>15032429
I was a fag with first degree burns.

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>>15032433
those are some nice jelly donuts

>> No.15032475

>>15032420
i remember the recall on those. mine melted when i set it on a recently turned off burner. gas stove so i thought it would be fine but just the metal was hot enough to melt that bitch.

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>>15028380
yes

>> No.15033410

>>15032349
https://www.etsy.com/listing/867489849/cat-toast-boxtoast-mold-bread-bake

I bought mine on mercari for $35 though. They pop up every now and then on amazon but they sell pretty quickly.
>>15032401
Yeah it just bakes differently than the box. Imo the pic you posted is a lot easier to get right as I've found the "about 600g" or whatever to not be very accurate. Tip just lightly pat the dough into the ears when doing your 2nd proof so that comes out perfect

>> No.15033559

My oven glove is purple and every closeted gay feels uncomfortable using it

>> No.15033589 [DELETED] 

>>15028380
I don't want toxoplasmosis

>> No.15033595
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15033595

>>15028380
I don't want toxoplasmosis

>> No.15033642

>>15033595
Stop licking your cat's asshole, then.

>> No.15033680

>>15028760
The only based post itt

>> No.15033695

>>15033680
Nah kys

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15034029

>>15033595
>muh reddit kot meme
Here's a random piece of anime for you to bitch about you cancerous underanged migrant.

>> No.15034051

>>15032364
people made fun of my bunny slippers... perhaps i shall spill a bit of scalding hot oil on my precious little tosie-wosie's... that'll show them

>> No.15034102

>>15028380
who in their right mind would use those
you have to worry about keeping a left and right mitt instead of just slipping them on whichever

>> No.15034170

>>15028380
They tend to be low quality and not very good at what they’re supposed to do, so no.

>> No.15034402

>>15033642
>>15034029
wow cats are fucking awful at disguising themselves as humans
who do you think you are fooling?

>> No.15034510

dumb furfag

>> No.15034520

>>15032450
THEY ARE HOTDOGS

>> No.15034576

>>15028380
only if you give me a handy j while wearing those anon :3

>> No.15035153

>>15033410
OK, thank you anon.

>> No.15035272

>>15034102
there is no right and left, the thumb goes in the middle paw, it's the same for both hands.

>> No.15035284

>>15035272
So, like, are you passable?

>> No.15035377

>>15028931
go back

>> No.15035442

>>15028684
>Built like a brick shithouse
i found that people that are built like brick houses and dress in female things are mostly into traps and being gay on the lowdown

>> No.15035665

>>15035284
I... I think so Anon~kun (ノ𓏗ヮ𓏗)ノ*:・゚

>> No.15035745

I don't use oven mitts. I spit on my hands so they stay wet enough to not burnt and then take shit out really quickly. I spill a lot, but it beats looking like a fucking pussy.

>> No.15037170

>>15033410
How do I find this outside of Etsy? None of the keywords are showing up on Amazon

>> No.15037194

>>15028380
Imagine jerking off with them on. like getting handjob from a cat :)

>> No.15037276

I like to cook wearing nothing by a french maid apron and have my bf just take me from behind whenever he wants :3

>> No.15037286

>>15037276
Why so many trannies and faggots here

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>>15037286
>h*terofags are the first to go on the day of the rope.

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>>15028684
it would definitely look good on an asian

>> No.15038157

>>15035284
I'm pretty passable, anon, I have a cute round butt and nice legs.

When I wear makeup I pass pretty well.

>>15037286
We were here long before you.

>> No.15038304

>>15038157

Post pic of legs

>> No.15038306

>>15028380
Kawaii !!!! :3

>> No.15038311

>>15028931
based

>> No.15038504

>>15037170
"Cat kitty loaf bread pan" is what mine was under but they only pop up outside of etsy every now and then. In a month you could do the same exact search you've been doing and it will randomly be there.

Specifically this is one I have https://shopee.sg/Non-stick-Cat-Head-Toast-Bread-Mold-i.173470748.3937050720

The brand is Flower and the item # is My20331 if that helps.

>> No.15038621

>>15031277
Checked and this.
>>15028380
I have bear paws.

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15040678

I only cook cute food with cute implements

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>>15038304
Here you go anon