/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15023922]

heh, its the cities problem now

[Anonymous No.15023937]

Damn straight. City pencilpushers have been fronting the "fat(((berg)))" meme for years, trying to get a raise by slashing the budget paid to maintenance plumbers.

[Anonymous No.15023945]

>>15023937
corruption feels endless honestly

[Anonymous No.15023978]

>>15023922
just dump it in your yard

[Anonymous No.15024000]

>>15023922
>city worker: eh the clog stops at your property line sorry anon it's your problem.

[Anonymous No.15024006]

>>15023922
Yeah, cause the city starts one feet under your sink.

[Anonymous No.15024008]

>>15024000
>NOOOOOOOO I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ACTIONS

[Anonymous No.15024016]

>>15023922
When I used to live Chicago, I would pour used engine oil down the storm drains.

[Anonymous No.15024064]

>>15023922
Where are you supposed to pour it if you live in an apartment

[Anonymous No.15024071]

>>15024064
You're supposed to throw it in the trash.

[Anonymous No.15024082]

>>15024000
>Oh no mister I rent, you'll want to talk to my landlord, Mr. Shekelstein

[Anonymous No.15024086]

>>15024016
Oil, radiator coolant, etc. The transfer station would take it for free, but then I'd have to drive halfway across town and it wasn't even a nice drive.

>>15024064
Wait for it to solidify then put it in your trash. Otherwise, you can dispose of grease and oil at your local municipal transfer station, often for free or at a negligible fee.

[Anonymous No.15024112]

>>15024064
toilet

[Anonymous No.15024115]

Do you guys not use the oil? I don't understand why you would throw away perfectly good oil/grease unless you burn in like a retard

[Anonymous No.15024120]

>>15024112
It's a 4" line from there all the way to the curb. 3" in some shitty shitters, depending on the age. Basically the widest line you'll find on the property.

[Anonymous No.15024133]

>>15024115
Reusing cooking oil is bad for your health.

[Anonymous No.15024138]

>>15024133
former flatmate did that, i hated him
what does it do

[Anonymous No.15024146]

>>15024138
Main issue is that it can cause or worsen cancer, that was all over the news like a year ago but I think there's other stuff too.

[Anonymous No.15024149]

>>15024082
>as your landlord I will need to ask each tenant to cough up 1k due to the damaged drainpipes

[Anonymous No.15024150]

>>15024146
>made wings with bro for years replacing oil once every other month at best
nice knowing you /ck/

[Anonymous No.15024151]

>>15024133
I just never clean my pan so the oil naturally cycles as it gets absorbed into whatever it being made. Seems a lot better than just wasting it for some dubious "health" reason

[Anonymous No.15024234]

>>15023922
I only do this when landlords piss me off, dump my entire collection of saved oil

[Anonymous No.15024237]

>>15024000
Your jewish magic has no power in this household you government leech. Begone!

[Anonymous No.15024252]

>>15023922
until it backs up greywater into your sinks

[Anonymous No.15024263]

>tfw live in my own home I am responsible for, and when living abroad maintain a good relationship with whoever I am renting from because I am a respectable human being and am capable of vetting a place to stay that isn't shit.

[Anonymous No.15024292]

>>15024263
retard

[Anonymous No.15024302]

>>15024000
>Implying anyone here owns a house, much less a property in a city
Landlord jannies can deal with it while I poo poo pee pee on their rat infested condos negro

[Anonymous No.15024308]

>>15023922
Why don't you dumb fucks emulsify it with dish soap?

[Anonymous No.15024309]

>>15024292
Shitty tenants and shitty landlords, birds of a feather flock together

[Anonymous No.15024313]

>>15024016
is it okay to pour cooking oil down storm drains? I did this a while ago and it made a really bad looking grease mark and kinda looks like engine oil cause it was oil from my smoker's drip can. I poured the rest of it in a pile of grass clippings and threw it in a bag after I saw how bad it looked in the storm drain

[Anonymous No.15024314]

>>15024263
>living abroad and giving a shit what the landlord thinks
it's a different country, what are they even going to do if you annoy them?

[Anonymous No.15024319]

>>15023922
When I have grease I throw it in my front lawn. In the winter the grease freezes and turns my grass white.

[Anonymous No.15024335]

>>15024314
Why would you go out of your way to be an asshole?

[Anonymous No.15024340]

>>15024335
I wouldn't I'd just do shit that walks the line like stiff them the last months rent and move out and let them keep the security deposit, that way if they want any money they'll have to fight for it. I'm not going to have it the other way around even though it's assholeish to do that. I'm a landlord myself and would be annoyed at that but I understand it's what people do

[Anonymous No.15024348]

>>15024340
>i wouldn't
>proceeds to describe how he'd go out of his way to be an asshole
NEETs are so utterly passive-aggressive, it boggles the mind.

[Anonymous No.15024352]

>>15023922
This is literally
L I T E R A L L Y
what the fuck dish soap is for

[Anonymous No.15024355]

>>15024348
it's not really going out of your way, it's making sure a shitty landlord doesn't dick you over. I've had a few shitty landlords and it left its mark on me. fuck them hard.

[Anonymous No.15024368]

>>15024355
This mentality seems completely insane to me, preemptively retaliating essentially means you are directly responsible for making landlords shittier by intentionally breaking their trust in the first place. Act shitty to people and wonder why people act shitty to you, really activates my almonds.

[Anonymous No.15024386]

>>15024368
it's not retaliation because I know how to clean a place up and they aren't going to be able to try to pin any normal wear and tear on me. carpets are depreciated out over 5 years. you can't charge me full price for something after having lived there for 4 years. you aren't making landlords any shittier, you're holding them accountable. like I said, who gives a fuck what some landlord in another country thinks? you aren't going to fix the world this way. I don't plan on ever having a landlord again in the future.

[Anonymous No.15024390]

>>15024082
>sewage backflows into your unit and ruins all your shit
smart move

[Anonymous No.15024415]

>>15024149
>Why yes, my friend is the local crown prosecutor and owes me for a couple years, how could you tell?
>Oh, just how many cases are you attempting to bring up to the courts? That seems a little malicious, not to pry on legal terms... That's what my qt lawyer is for.

[Anonymous No.15024420]

>>15023922
>throwing out perfectly good diesel

[Anonymous No.15024432]

>>15024386
>you aren't going to fix the world this way.

"An eye for and eye and the whole world goes blind." Ever heard that? There' s this thing called DECENCY that guarantees us that human interacions EVEN WITH STRANGERS are AT LEAST somewhat pleasant.

[Anonymous No.15024457]

Since we're on the topic of things you're not supposed to put in drains, how about semen?

[Anonymous No.15024475]

I did this to spite the city for taxing me so much on nonsense, but my pipes actually got blocked
what goes around comes around, as they say

[Anonymous No.15024574]

>>15024115
I reuse oil when I cook fries and the like and then throw it away once I make some form of meat in it since that seems to turn it into a black sludge.

[Anonymous No.15024579]

>>15024115
poverty gang represent
i'm not actually poor but i was raised with my parents filtering and reusing cooking oil

[Anonymous No.15024584]

>>15024133
Most people don't eat fried food 3 meals a day unlike you so it's okay

[Anonymous No.15024598]

>>15024263
>tfw live in my own home I am responsible for

This is the worst though, I almost miss being able to just go cry to a landlord any time my house has a problem and have it dealt with for me

[Anonymous No.15024602]

I've always used the toilet. If it can handle my giant turds, diarrhea, vomit, piss and cum then it can handle a few ml of oil.

[Anonymous No.15024611]

>>15024352
You can pour it down with dish soap??

[Anonymous No.15024653]

>>15024611
Yea the soap makes it go down no problem

[Anonymous No.15024657]

>>15024653
thanks

[Anonymous No.15024661]

>>15024064
Drink it you wasteful fag. Think of the environment and all the starving kids in china who have NO oil or fat to drink

[Anonymous No.15024681]

>>15024602
i've seen em handle a loooot of chicken nuggies

[Anonymous No.15024700]

>>15024237
TSP (trisodium phosphate) is fucking BASED.

[Anonymous No.15024707]

I save plastic bottles for this.

Sometimes i get some awesome mold cultures if the oil has organic gunk in it.

[Anonymous No.15024727]

>>15024602
I understand that this might be bait, but I'm replying anyhow, in case some idiot here agrees with this logic

>They can handle some oil
The thing is they cant. Raw sewage (the kind that comes from your butt) is physically filtered then chemically neutralized. Anything else, they aren't chemically prepared for it. Every time someone comes up with a new thing to flush down, the process needs to accommodate this new substance. Also grease (and some oils) will solidify and accumulate as plaque in sewer pipes, much like it does in arteries.

Any organic, solid mass that gets caught in the sewage treatment facility is pressed into a cake and incinerated.

[Anonymous No.15024742]

>>15023922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_ReTjTfjqA&ab_channel=FindingSelfReliance
I am not the craftiest person but when it's this easy, why not?

[Anonymous No.15024812]

just dont cook with oil

[Anonymous No.15024910]

>>15024082
This
>>15024149
Good luck proving that when you have 14 open complaints about you already in multiple different buildings, this is clearly tenant harassment

[Anonymous No.15024925]

I’m an apprentice inspector for highways and sewers (not saying which city).
But FUCK you guys.

[Anonymous No.15024934]

>>15024302
I own a house. If there's a lot of fat left over I'll dump it in a beer can and toss it. Otherwise I just wipe it out with a paper towel

[Anonymous No.15024959]

>>15024064
Don't live in an apartment but my family has always just poured oil and grease into empty jars and containers with lids and then trash them away when they get full.

[Anonymous No.15025191]

>>15024432
Landlords aren't people.

[Anonymous No.15025204]

>>15024432
I used to believe this until my landlord send me a letter from their lawyer saying eviction proceedings would begin if I didn't pay immediately because I sent my rent check 6 days late after paying on time for years because I had a personal emergency and had to be out of town

the letter was postmarked the day after the check would have arrived too so they obviously just sent it to be assholes

now I go out of my way to pour bacon grease down the drain as often as possible

[Anonymous No.15025208]

>>15025191
Agreed, neither are renters so let them cheat each other who cares

[Anonymous No.15025239]

If your cooking fat doesn't go on your bread, into your stew or somewhere else, you're using the wrong fat and cooking the wrong dishes.

[Anonymous No.15025243]

>>15024006
>one feet
I wish ESL fags would leave.

[Anonymous No.15025250]

>>15025243
a person with an accent is a person who's smarter than you, cleetus

[Anonymous No.15025256]

>>15024302
Lmao my landlord called me to ask why my water bill was so high... don't care ima waste water now that I know he has become a jew.

[Anonymous No.15025271]

>>15025204
So you are butthurt because your landlord wouldn't let you cheat him? Lmao, no wonder they abuse you selfish turds

[Anonymous No.15025279]

>>15024727
Ok faggot. I've been flushing oil down the toilet for about 6 years now and i've never had any problems.

[Anonymous No.15025281]

>>15025271
Cheat him of what? 6 days of interest on $2000? He could have just charged me a late fee which would be like 400,000% the value of the lost interest. But he didn't, he instead spent a pile of money on lawyers to flex on me. So I get my petty revenge by dumping bacon grease down the sink and everyone's happy. What's your problem with that?

[Anonymous No.15025285]

>>15025256
Now go make a thread crying that your rent is too high and its not fair that you are a broke loser

[Anonymous No.15025288]

>>15025208
There would be no renters if there were no landlords.

[Anonymous No.15025289]

>landlords lurking /ck/
Don't you vampires have something better to do, like liquidate your non-performing assets at the current low market value so that they can become owner occupied like god intended?

[Anonymous No.15025292]

>>15025281
"My problem" is that I can't stop laughing that you are butthurt because you got caught cheating your owner out of his money so you have to pretend you are getting even by lying on the internet. Guess what your landlord is getting richer while you get poorer.

[Anonymous No.15025295]

>>15025288
Wow no renters? That would be terrible to live in a world where everyone took care of themselves instead of sponging off landlords

[Anonymous No.15025296]

>>15025285
Lmao I'm only renting because of rich fucks buying up freehold properties and splitting them up into three apartments and charging unreasonable rent.
Which Jacks up the prices of other homes, and causes the markets to go into a frenzy and the market becomes over valued and inflated. Fuck the real estate industry, fuck landlords.

[Anonymous No.15025298]

>>15024064
Sop up grease with paper towel or newspaper and throw in garbage. Wa la

[Anonymous No.15025303]

>>15025295
I know right? Imagine a world where people were actually thrown into a world where they can achieve financial independence, and actually feel they need to maintain their own property.

[Anonymous No.15025308]

>>15025292
What would I be lying about? It's far easier to pour grease down the drain than to autistically box it up and take it to the special grease processing facility.

The only one laughing here is the hundreds of tenants paying nothing while there's an eviction moratorium, I've got a six figure sum burning a hole in my pocket while I wait for prices to crash and then I'm buying a condo. And the bacon grease pouring will continue, don't you worry.

[Anonymous No.15025314]

>>15025296
>I'm only renting because I'm poor and lazy and I'm jealous of people who kindly supply me with lodging

Seems like you are so happy so keep on renting until you dieabeetus

[Anonymous No.15025318]

>>15025303
Have you thought about buying a house? They don't cost much and its much cheaper than renting

[Anonymous No.15025335]

/ck/ - food and cooking and future guillotine food

[Anonymous No.15025361]

>>15025318
This. I'm spending less monthly than I was renting so I save up for little house projects. Next tax return I get to cut down a shit tree though. And then in a year I'll redo the driveway

[Anonymous No.15025382]

>>15025318
They cost a lot and put you in debnt

[Anonymous No.15025392]

if you do this, run hot water while doing it and your drain will get clogged more slowly it maybe not at all

[Anonymous No.15025427]

>>15025382
Nah you'll be fine. Land is the safest Investment you can make

[Anonymous No.15025431]

>>15025318
16 offers in. I litterally can't. I have 20% and counting for a 400k house. The situation here is fucked.

[Anonymous No.15025438]

>>15025431
Took me a year to find one

[Anonymous No.15025444]

I use excess oil as fire starters for my fireplace

[Anonymous No.15025463]

>>15025289
thats a pretty cute boy, who is he?

[Anonymous No.15025517]

>>15024133
You could just reuse it once or twice as long as you're not deep-frying at 400 degrees

[Anonymous No.15025705]

>>15024727
Hmm, never thought of this. Still not going to collect oil jars in my kitchen, ive got enough piss jugs to deal with right here under my table

[Anonymous No.15025720]

>>15025705
You aren't supposed to collect it as if it were valuable like hot sauce or piss

[Anonymous No.15025726]

>>15024115
Because I am not poor...

[Anonymous No.15025727]

Becoming a landlord is much easier than most think. We aren't as detached from you as you think, try to keep in mind

[Anonymous No.15025731]

>>15024340
You're such a shitty person

[Anonymous No.15025737]

>>15025727
No, i think most people would assume sitting on your ass and collecting rent to be pretty easy.
Hardest part about your job is writing the occasional "sweety pls remember ur rent is going up 100% next month :^)" letter.

[Anonymous No.15025788]

>>15025720
Hot sauce and piss are valuable?

[Anonymous No.15025800]

>>15024308
Because 99% of /ck/ are dumb fucks? Seriously why are you even asking this?
Half of this board can't even cook simple scrambnle eggs or an omelett. They for sure don't know how to use soap.

[Anonymous No.15025816]

>>15024386
You are just an asshole with wrong moral and logical sense of consequences.
Wouldn't be surprised that you don't have any realy friends or a gf/wife.

[Anonymous No.15025847]

>>15024925
Based. Thank you for keeping our society running. I feel like jobs like yours really don't get anough appreciation these days.

[Anonymous No.15025858]

I can't believe people actually defend landlords who've done nothing but suck this country dry

I guess now that biden's won you feel like you can finally speak up in defense of these cruel overlords who want to control your life

[Anonymous No.15025905]

>>15025788
No, but they substitute for a personality in the millennial generation

[Anonymous No.15025911]

I pour mine on the dog's dinner and just give him half the kibble so he doesn't become a "chonker".

[Anonymous No.15025924]

>>15025858
It must be awful to hate landlords and then spend your entire life cleaning toilets to pay them big money. But that's your life .lmao

[Anonymous No.15025930]

>>15025847
Yes we should all worship the lazy stupid government worker that takes our money and wastes it . Ok bootlicker

[Anonymous No.15025939]

>tfw cheap as chips rent from my boy landlord
Seethers gonna seethe

[Anonymous No.15025950]

>>15025298
>wasting all those papertowels
shits expensive

[Anonymous No.15025957]

>>15025930
noth everything revolves aropund money you retard. You are legit scum. Ever wondered why our society is running as it is? We have basic jobs that jsut can't be replaced, for example plumbers , garbage collectors and many more. Without them you would life in a pile of shit.
Go fuck yourself you degenerate piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.15025966]

>>15025950
>Pays $1000 rent
>Thinks paying a penny for a paper towel is outrageous

[Anonymous No.15025968]

>>15025463
Adam's ex boyfriend

[Anonymous No.15025976]

>>15023922
I don't do it anymore because I know better and also >>15024000 this

but honestly that sizzling oil in the pipes sound is one of the most satisfying things ever, better than any ASMR bullshit.

[Anonymous No.15025990]

>>15025957
>for example plumbers , garbage collectors

Nice goalpost shifting commie but you were worshipping lazy stupid government workers who take your money by force not a plumber who you can voluntarily hire or not

[Anonymous No.15026031]

>>15025990
The garbage men aren't the ones who take your money, that person is several levels of management above them. This is like reee-ing at the fast food employee because corporate discontinued your favorite tendies.

[Anonymous No.15026057]

>>15026031
I'm not a renter so I don't have to eat fast-food,lmao @you

[Anonymous No.15026063]

>>15024302
Why do people think everyone on the internet is a loser? Is it projection?

[Anonymous No.15026065]

>>15023922
>Paying for cooking oil and then dumping it
Ground beef and sausage meat put out more grease than you need for one pan of food, it takes like 5 seconds to drain into a ramekin and use it later on a vegetable/lean meat dish. That pan looks like it doesn't need grease in the first place.

[Anonymous No.15026067]

>>15023922
hehe

[Anonymous No.15026069]

>>15026057
Stop taking the bait mate

[Anonymous No.15026074]

>>15024925
What's the pay like? I want to quit law, but have no other high value skills or business experience.

[Anonymous No.15026187]

>>15024263
yes but you're also a dumb weeb so that cancels the rest out

[Anonymous No.15026229]

>>15023922
BASED
Also just throw a bunch of hot soapy water after it and it'll all just clean right off.
Never got why this was such an issue.

[Anonymous No.15026231]

>>15026229
this guy knows, soap keep your drains from clogging if you put it down right after with hot water

[Anonymous No.15026232]

Someone should invent this

[Anonymous No.15026253]

>>15026232
lmao

[Anonymous No.15026256]

>>15026231
I keep a bunch of dishwasher tablets under the sink, if it ever gets clogged I figure I throw one in and pour boiling water over it, that should destroy every single fat molecule that dares to stick to my pipes.
But I never even needed that, the water that I flush down after doing the dishes seems to be enough to keep the pipes clean.

[Anonymous No.15026258]

>>15024313
Storm drains lead directly to your local water supply, so whatever creek/river/lake/ocean is nearest downstream. You shouldn't put anything but water down them, but I reckon at some point cooking oil will make its way to a shoreline and be eaten by ants.

[Anonymous No.15026261]

>2020
>being a rentcuck
Keking at all the poorfags itt.

[Anonymous No.15026267]

>>15024457
Well I cum in socks, then run them through the washing machine on laundry day. Never had a problem.

[Anonymous No.15026276]

>>15023922
i live in a poorly maintained apartment building. i make a point to abuse everything as much as possible, to get back at my jew landlord. grease down the sink, YEP. accidentally stripped the paint off the oven. SURE, WHY NOT. water all over the floor causing minor ceiling damage to the mentally ill catwoman below me? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. drop a 45 pound barbell plate and shatter the subfloor? OOPS, SORRY. fuck this shithole.

[Anonymous No.15026294]

>>15026276
Based

[Anonymous No.15026303]

>>15026276
LOL fuck thats hilarious, gonna use some of this as tips for my apartment

[Anonymous No.15026317]

>>15025318
Only four more years until I'll be able to afford an empty lot filled with used needles.

[Anonymous No.15026318]

>>15026303
i also dropped a 45 pound barbell plate that went through the drywall. i patched that one up like a good little rentcuck. mr. shekelstein would have lost his shit if he had seen that one.

[Anonymous No.15026325]

>>15025990
You absolute moron. Investigating sewer is part of keeping them clean. What don't you understand?
>commie
Your opinion is trash either way. Good job proving my point.

[Anonymous No.15026353]

You guys have no idea how much tax payers money you are wasting by dumping oil and those wet paper towels into the sewers. Increasing the time and cost of cleaning the sewers is one thing, but that shit can really fuck up pumps and water treatment plants. Issues and maintenace cost went true the roof when those wet paper towels for cleaning you ass became popular. It's a giant lie that they dissolve and are safe to flush.

[Anonymous No.15026365]

If you just run hot water through it for like 15 minutes after it's fine

[Anonymous No.15026391]

>>15026276
>renter destroys property because it is poorly maintained because renters keep destroying the property

[Anonymous No.15026399]

>>15023978
I dump it in my asshole neighbors

[Anonymous No.15026409]

>>15024133
>>15024146
>>15024150
Unsaturated fats polymerize (basically become plastic) when heated. This shit clogs not just the drain but also your blood vessels causing heart disease (increase in plant based oil for cooking and heart disease increase 20-30 years later correlate).

[Anonymous No.15026410]

>>15026276
slamming a 45lb anything into the floor shouldn't break the floor

[Anonymous No.15026429]

build better drains

[Anonymous No.15026443]

>>15024000
>he...jokes on you...
>ITS A RENTAL!

[Anonymous No.15026451]

>>15026410
i was doing warmup sets on barbell squat. it dropped like 4' straight down because i forgot to put clamps on the barbell. definitely put a hole in the subfloor. cut a gash into the carpet and i can feel where it got fucked up. sorry mr. shekelberg!

[Anonymous No.15026460]

>>15026451
super shit construction plus probably all rotted out from ignored floods. your lungs are gonna get mold fucked by this place dude

[Anonymous No.15026471]

>>15026460
in another 1-2 years i'll have enough saved for a (((down payment.))) thank god. living in an apartment is hell. no idea how minorities and poors do this until the day they die.

[Anonymous No.15026474]

>>15026391
It's the nigger dna inside all american mutts.

[Anonymous No.15026479]

>>15025705
Just drop the jars in your regular household garbage. As you should your jugs of piss.

[Anonymous No.15026480]

>>15026276
Nigger

[Anonymous No.15026483]

>>15026480
when i move out i plan on breaking the mercury in the thermostat and calling the EPA. yes this building still has mercury thermostats, i took the cover off and can see the mercury beads.

[Anonymous No.15026492]

>>15026443
>then renter proceeds to complain about not having access to water because the landlord has to get it repaired because the renter clogged it because fuck landlords

[Anonymous No.15026516]

>>15026483
Still a nigger.

[Anonymous No.15026527]

>>15024432
>rentberg quotes Gandhi like he was a paragon of morality
the irony is palpable

[Anonymous No.15026547]

>>15025318
just buy a house loooooooool
t. forsen

[Anonymous No.15026550]

>>15026527
>ghandi wasn't perfect
>only perfect people can be moral
>morality doesn't exist

[Anonymous No.15026571]

>>15026550
>nothing matters
>it’s all relative bro!
spoken like a true rent parasite!

[Anonymous No.15026599]

>>15024016
>>15024086
A buddy of mine said his dad used to just park over a storm drain and change his oil right there on top of it. He makes like 400k a year now.

[Anonymous No.15026603]

>>15024355
>tfw never dicked over my landlords even though I view them as parasites
>left units in the condition I received them or slightly better
>always got my deposit back in full
>now own my own house and know how to fix things without issue

being an asshole is pointless desu

[Anonymous No.15026604]

>>15024064
>>15024086
I just mix it with hot water and dish soap then rinse it down the drain. Doesn't it work that way?

[Anonymous No.15026612]

>>15025816
Joke's on you I have literally HUNDREDS of friends on FaceBook.

[Anonymous No.15026623]

>>15026599
And you believed him? Lmao you is gullible

[Anonymous No.15026638]

>>15025966
Where do you live that paper towel is that cheap? Toilet paper and paper towel is ridiculous where I live.

[Anonymous No.15026706]

>>15026603
Not a nigger.

>>15026483
Nigger.

See folks, the person who isn't a nigger owns his own home and has the skills to fix it. The person who is a nigger, doesn't own shit and obsesses over how to out nig his landlord.

[Anonymous No.15026773]

>>15024000
the pipes aren't your property

[Anonymous No.15026778]

>>15026638
This is from albertsons and it's 2 cents for the fancy stuff.

[Anonymous No.15026805]

>>15023922
based

[Anonymous No.15026860]

>>15026603
I am all of those things but I've seen what landlords have done to my friends and I wouldn't take any chances with some random fuck in europe, just play your cards tight. they won't have any recourse. if they didn't return your deposit you'd be fucked because you moved back to america

[Anonymous No.15026873]

>>15025361
you get a tax return???

[Anonymous No.15026897]

>>15026276
you aren't giving the owner much grief other than a number on a piece of paper. the ones you're really punishing are the maintenance men who do their best to put your air conditioner together with bits of string because their boss won't give them any money for anything

[Anonymous No.15026901]

>>15023922
And this is why I had to put a grease trap in a 4 unit rental I own in NYC, because hickster tenants from fly overstate USA do this constantly. They don't get the idea of dumping out the oil in a plastic container with regular garbage, it's always, but you're suppose to recycle plastic, yea retard, dumping oil down the drain pipes is great for the plumbing and god knows what happens next when it hits the city sewers and treatment plants.

[Anonymous No.15026902]

>>15025737
Then why doesnt everyone do it if its so easy?

[Anonymous No.15026912]

>>15026901
NOT
MY
PROBLEM
LANDIE

[Anonymous No.15026922]

>>15026912
Not my problem anymore either you bucktooth hick :^) greasetrap is emptied every few months. Now draw a pepe hickster renter with buckteeth and goofy beard wearing tight jeans and their hair parted overlooking a wojak landlord crying in a basement emptying a greasetrap which spilled greeased all over his tits and face.

[Anonymous No.15026937]

>>15026353
It's shit like this that reminds me people in medieval cities would throw their shit and piss right in the street not giving a fuck. Nothing really changes.

[Anonymous No.15026942]

>>15026902
That's what I don't get, if you can afford to throw away $1000 a month on rent you are rich enough to be a landlord. I'm sure next they will say they don't want to get rich collecting rent every month cuz it's not nice or something even as they brag about destroying property

[Anonymous No.15026943]

>>15026901
what happens if i mix the grease with dish soap and hot water then pour it down the drain immediately

[Anonymous No.15026954]

>>15026353
Imagine how a lot of americans have cesspools even and all these idiots flushing wet wipes, I guess you can call a company to come clear them out every so often though, will be hilarious when 1000 wet wipes are pumped out.

[Anonymous No.15026959]

>>15026063
no, it's statistics. like blacks being criminals.

[Anonymous No.15026966]

>>15026943
I have no idea, honestly, I'd imagine most would break up and hit the sewer lines without a problem, but a little would stay behind in the indoor drain pipes and then little by little grow and grow, that's what would happen here till a plumber told me just install a greasetrap in the basement, fuck these retards dumping oil down the kitchen drain and not giving two shits. Best investment ever for my quality of life, was a nightmare to unblock, would have to use chemicals or call pro plumbers.

[Anonymous No.15026972]

>>15026922
>hillbillies
Definitely who I have in mind when I envision the niggardly behavior showcased ITT. Anyway why are rentcucks such scum? I always hear people crying about landlords and then everybody has a story about how they dump jet fuel down their drainpipes and replace the walls with asbestos. I knew a guy who rented to a family for half a decade and then one day they left after filling the toilet with concrete and ripping out the pipes. Like what the fuck

[Anonymous No.15026982]

>>15026966
So what about from the greasetrap to the sink?
willl that ever becoem clogged up?

[Anonymous No.15026987]

>>15026942
It's got to be a lot of work though getting 5 calls a day about the AC being broken because some schizo renter started biting electrical wires.

[Anonymous No.15026994]

>>15023922
fuck cities, fag

[Anonymous No.15027005]

>>15026987
but i thought they were delicious copper snakes

[Anonymous No.15027021]

>>15026972
It is mostly a thing poor people thing, or a think that people that live in slums complain about. It isn't a surprise that shitty tenants get hard filtered by good landlords and have no place to stay other than shitty apartments run by shitty landlords. The landlords know the tenants will try to fuck them over so there is no incentive to be anything other than a slumlord.

[Anonymous No.15027037]

>>15026982
Greasetrap is in the basement connected to kitchen drain lines, you empty it out depending, sometimes it's over 6 months other times every 2-3 months. Get this, even if they're ordering take-out all day every day, they're rinsing containers off before recycling them and washing down the fats and grease into the plumbing, they wont wipe off the grease with a paper towel and throw it into the trash, nah, lets rinse that shit off in the sink, it goes down the drain weeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Anonymous No.15027052]

>>15026994
ok chud

[Anonymous No.15027064]

>>15027037
>rinsing containers off before recycling them

Is there anything worse for the environment than an environmentalist?

[Anonymous No.15027072]

>>15024457
This is to keep people from masturbating in public showers since it's disgusting. There is no amount of semen that is going to clog a 4-10" pipe.

[Anonymous No.15027099]

>>15025966
kek

[Anonymous No.15027145]

>>15027064
it's hilarious how sparkling clean all the aluminum pan and plastic covers are on recycling day.

[Anonymous No.15027147]

>>15026492
If only there was some kind of liquid that you could pour down a drain and have it help unclog pipes!

[Anonymous No.15027159]

>>15023922
Does it help if you emulsify the oil with water and dish soap before throwing it down the drain?

[Anonymous No.15027165]

>>15027147
>a plumber wrote

[Anonymous No.15027168]

>>15027159
yea, I think even baking soda helps a bit

[Anonymous No.15027266]

>>15024064
Freeze it and toss it in the trash

[Anonymous No.15027275]

>>15024064
In the pooper

[Anonymous No.15027361]

>>15027072
Apparently you haven’t seen your ma’s pipe after Im done with her

[Anonymous No.15027379]

>>15025737
Says the neet that's never worked a day in his life. Collecting rent isn't hard work (although harder than you believe), acquiring property is the difficult part. If it's so easy, why don't you do it?

[Anonymous No.15027386]

>>15023922
Is this not how you're supposed to do it? I've done it for a year now

[Anonymous No.15027494]

>>15024064
Pour it in an empty bottle and throw it away.

[Anonymous No.15027500]

Based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.15027506]

>>15027500
dont encourage this newfag

Also Go back

[Anonymous No.15027513]

>>15026604
you demon

[Anonymous No.15027656]

>>15024064
It's rendered fat. Pour it into a coffee can for later use.
>>15026604
Devilish.

[Anonymous No.15027672]

>>15027513
>>15027656
oh fuck am i doing a bad thing?
i thought it was emulsified and wouldn't solidify anymore

[Anonymous No.15027680]

>>15025256
that'll show em'

[Anonymous No.15027698]

>>15027494
Hicksters in large american cities would be like no no no! the plastic bottle will pollute a landfill maaaaan, rather recycle the bottle and pour the oil down the kitchen drain maaaaan.

[Anonymous No.15027699]

>>15024064
Retards like you are why I only rent to people I know personally

[Anonymous No.15027710]

>>15024146
I guess you shouldn't eat anything fried at restaurants then, even a fryer changed every night will go through dozens or hundreds of servings before getting fresh oil.

[Anonymous No.15027711]

>>15026276
All that shit will just come out of your deposit though. So in the end youll just end up paying for it retard.

[Anonymous No.15027721]

>>15024910
I own a single, very expensive condo in an upscale building and that's the only real estate I own besides the house I live in, so it would be quite obvious and easy to prove if some sloppy neet looking retard caused any damage to my suite or the common areas. Not that I would rent to someone like that anyway.

[Anonymous No.15027728]

>>15024415
I'd have to think if you were smart or wealthy enough to have any sort of lawyer on retainer you wouldn't be some fat apartment dwelling moron who pours grease down the drain.

[Anonymous No.15027731]

>>15027721
imagine flexing your bullshit power fantasy on a basket weaving forum.

[Anonymous No.15027744]

>>15027728
inheritance is a thing. really if you get enough you can just invest most of the money and live off the interest which allows you to be a fat slob while letting smart people take care of your shit.

[Anonymous No.15027751]

>>15027731
Its better than the losers bragging about how fat they are from eating McDonald's and being a rentslave

[Anonymous No.15027800]

>>15027072
>>15024457
If pipes are already semi-clogged with hair and dried skin and whatever else, it can clog up your pipes

t. shower coomer.

[Anonymous No.15027810]

>>15023978
i dump it in my neighbors asshole

[Anonymous No.15027853]

>>15024064
Wipe up with a sheet of Plenty and put in bin

[Anonymous No.15027887]

>>15025858
biden won? Oh that's glorious news, that you for bringing that information to my doorstep, buggaboo

[Anonymous No.15027894]

>>15025911
jeez, how many bypasses does he get from the vet each year?

[Anonymous No.15027897]

>>15026429
gib me ur monies and you will have mega drains

[Anonymous No.15027932]

>>15026623
I'm very close to both of them. I don't doubt it at all and I know for sure he makes that much.

[Anonymous No.15027965]

>>15026773
The portion of the pipe between your house and the edge of the property line is your property, and if there's a clog there, you'll have to pay to have it removed.

[Anonymous No.15027968]

>>15023922
It’s will be your problem actually, unless you run enough water to push it out to the city sewer. That’s when you’ll call me and I’ll get to charge you $200+ dollars for being a retard.
t. Plumber

[Anonymous No.15027980]

>>15024064
Yeet it out the window. Preferably after it's cooled down, unless you enjoy the screams of pedestrians.

[Anonymous No.15027983]

I am a city worker and my job is maintain sewer and storm lines. if you do happen to do this, just get your lines jetted once every five years and you should be okay. Depends really if your pipes are PVC or older material like clay or cast iron.

[Anonymous No.15028001]

>>15026773
You have to deal with it. When I was a baby my mother flushed down 'flushable diapers'. Turned out that was false advertising of an incredible scale and they just created a massive clog in the pipes.
City made my family deal with it because it was still under our property.

[Anonymous No.15028008]

>>15023922
I just throw my used oil and food waste in the woods and the earth eats it. love living inawoods

[Anonymous No.15028034]

>>15028008
Based. How many acres you got?

[Anonymous No.15028040]

>>15026267
hah, this guy washes his clothes in cum

[Anonymous No.15028046]

>>15027506
cringe and bluepilled

[Anonymous No.15028071]

>>15027379
>acquiring property is the difficult part
True. Dealing with banks, lawyers, agents and council is such a pain. And it's not a one of thing.

[Anonymous No.15028201]

>>15026232
Landlord said not to dump this down the drains. I still do it anyway.

[Anonymous No.15028679]

>>15023978
My neighbours dump it in my asshole.

[Anonymous No.15028762]

>>15025289
seething rentoid

[Anonymous No.15028769]

>>15023922
based

[Anonymous No.15028782]

>>15024064
Wait for it to cool and dump it in the trash
If it's a siginificant amount you can wait for it to cool and mix it with flour until it's a paste and then dump it

[Anonymous No.15028794]

>>15027379
>If it's so easy, why don't you do it?
Because an international clique is squatting on land, excluding decent people from acquiring their own property.

[Anonymous No.15029008]

>>15028782
I just dump it straight into the trash. Cools of enough when its dripping down the other trash in the trashcan

[Anonymous No.15029040]

>>15026483
Lmao can't tell if you're being serious.

I lived in a terrible building with a stingy landlord who let the holes in the ceiling stay unfixed while it had asbestos popcorn ceiling flake off. Nothing happened until I threatened legal action with a state department

[Anonymous No.15029047]

>>15023978
dump it in your asshole’s neighbor

[Anonymous No.15029060]

>>15026276
Literal nigger mentality

[Anonymous No.15029147]

>>15024064
Save your empty glass jars. I have one jar by the sink that I fill up with grease. Once it's full, I toss it.

If you don't have that, you can wait until the grease cools and then pour it into a ziploc bag and toss that.

[Anonymous No.15029353]

>>15026773
Nope, depends on the jurisdiction for the specifics, but there's a point where its your property and your problem, and if it starts fucking their shit up you're in double trouble. And what's yours can even extend past your property line all the way to the Y off the main.

[Anonymous No.15029362]

>>15026773
>muh drains don't work
>call city to complain
>city worker hangs up laughing at your retarded ass

[Anonymous No.15029459]

>>15024064
if it's just a little bit, mop it up with paper towels and throw it away.
if it's a lot, collect it in a jar and re-use it or throw it away.
some cities/regions/districts collect oil on certain days or even pay you for your oil.

[Anonymous No.15029518]

>>15024925
Thank you for you service to society.

Society can be directly measured in water quality and sewage management.

[Anonymous No.15029579]

>>15024064
You're renting, who gives a fuck? I always just wait till night time then dump it off my balcony into the bush outside my downstairs neighbor's window

[Anonymous No.15029685]

>>15024314
Kick you out of the country?

[Anonymous No.15029716]

>>15023922
>not drinking it

[Anonymous No.15029736]

>>15023922
Yes.

[Anonymous No.15029742]

>>15027494
based

[Anonymous No.15029898]

>>15029579
I fucking love this board

[Anonymous No.15029945]

>>15026873
Yes?

[Anonymous No.15029980]

>>15024151
is that an stg 44? wouldn't that gun be worth like $30k usd? Surely akmed can find some worthless ak to hook up to his robotrigger5000

[Anonymous No.15029995]

>>15029980
Most of their guns are looted from old stockpiles, the monetary value to some collector autist western devil is meaningless to them.

[Anonymous No.15030751]

i once clogged the toiler by flushing down a pound of noodles. left it clogged for 2 days while going to shit at work. in the end, my uncle and i managed to de-clog by forcing a metric fuckton of water down the pipes. it made a huge rumbling sound and for a second i thought that the pipes had broken but everything turned out alright.

DONT FLUSH A POUND OF NOODLES DOWN YOUR TOILER. SHIT WILL CLOG. SRSLY

[Anonymous No.15030763]

>>15023978
no I'll dump it in your yard

[Anonymous No.15030837]

>>15029008
Enjoy your nerve gas

[Anonymous No.15030845]

>>15029980
Ain’t worth shit but 10 years in prison and a $100k fine if it wasn’t registered with the ATF before May 1986. And being a foreign machine gun it would need to be either a registered bring back, re-activated DeWaT bring back, or smuggled back and registered during the amnesty of ‘68.

[Anonymous No.15030852]

>>15026187
based

[Anonymous No.15030867]

>>15023922
That time of year to build up the Fatberg.

[Anonymous No.15030878]

>>15026604
I thought it was like this too until I found out that EVEN with dish soap, it will still solidify as fat in the pipes
so no, stop doing that you fiend
>as a type this my apartments are currently working on the pipes and gave out a notice

[Anonymous No.15030961]

>>15024340
This is entirely fine to do. If you didn’t cause any damage to the house then you would be getting the whole deposit back anyway, so it’s no skin off the landlord’s back. The only difference is that if you happen to have a piece of shit landlord, he won’t be able to fuck you over with no effort like many landlords do.
>but if you treat him nicely he’ll treat you nicely!
Maybe you should leave your basement and find out for yourself whether there really are people in the world who will fuck you out of your security deposit just because they can. Hint: there are.

[Anonymous No.15031011]

>>15023922
>Not filtering it and using it to run a mid 80's Japanese diesel powered car.

[Anonymous No.15031043]

>>15030961
Wouldnt a security deposit be more than last months rent?

[Anonymous No.15031101]

just dump it down the train and run some draino every few months

[Anonymous No.15031386]

>>15026409
How the fuck does it not become plastic while cooking then?

[Anonymous No.15031393]

>>15025298
>wa la
You're a fucking retard. If I ever meet you or your kin, I'm going to shove an icepick through your brainstem.

[Anonymous No.15031426]

>>15024016
wow, you a literally a nigger.

[Anonymous No.15031474]

>>15024064
Pour it in a jar and then pour it in the organics waste bin

[Anonymous No.15031496]

>>15029980
>>15030845
Gunfags are insufferable know-it-alls.

[Anonymous No.15031583]

>>15024319
Pics if true.

[Anonymous No.15031652]

>rent house
>get mad at anime and put holes in walls
>take shits backed by farts for maximum fecal spread
>piss everywhere including carpeted corners
>hammer nails into wood floor when anxious
>scream at the top of my lungs about everything from jews to niggers
>never take care of lawn or property
>threaten and harass all who live within a block of me (anonymously of course)
>create and distribute all types of narcotics for toy money
>wash dishes in toilet shit in the sink

[Anonymous No.15031669]

>>15031652
what's the can opener about?

[Anonymous No.15031694]

>>15031652
you sound like a nice guy

[Anonymous No.15031710]

Wait you guys dont drink it ?
It's really flavorful

[Anonymous No.15031727]

it's apparently okay to bury the oil in your backyard

[Anonymous No.15031728]

>>15027810
Huh?

[Anonymous No.15031786]

>>15031043
most of the time security deposit is a month's rent and if you have pets there's a non-refundable deposit as well which can be several hundred dollars on top of that. carpet and paint isn't that expensive. I had a friend who had a kitchen fire and got dicked by his landlord when he moved out and I saw the damage. they charged him bullshit like $25 fee for throwing out the microwave on top of the cost of a new microwave. he sucked it up and paid but I'd have fought it. I don't understand how you can charge that much when there's a dumpster int he parking lot

[Anonymous No.15032022]

>>15026409
>he doesn't cook with exclusively animal fats

[Anonymous No.15032026]

>>15032022
>t. fat amerishart

[Anonymous No.15032110]

>>15031669
Opening up Jeff goldblum and Bob Pecks performances so they can air out and become palletteable, I count 14 copies of Jurassic Park, that level of concentration could kill a man.

[Anonymous No.15032131]

wouldn't dumping a shitload of detergent in the oil while it's hot do the trick and make it safe to pour down the drain?

[Anonymous No.15032179]

>>15031669
>questioning the can opener

[Anonymous No.15032203]

>>15031669
what ISN'T it about, right lads

[Anonymous No.15032277]

It will just clog your actual pipes though, the ones immediately below where you're doing this. This is the thing that will get fucked up, it's called a P-trap.

[Anonymous No.15032307]

>>15024146
>Main issue is that it can cause or worsen cancer
Is there anything that doesnt?

[Anonymous No.15032498]

So all the renters ITT are larpers right? Or are people actually this depraved?

[Anonymous No.15032528]

>>15025800
Everyone has to start somewhere anon

[Anonymous No.15032564]

>>15024064

You must be 18 or older to post on 4chan

[Anonymous No.15032573]

>>15032498
Someone on this website once stole a skull from the catacombs under Paris and posted pictures of himself sticking his dick into the eye sockets.

[Anonymous No.15032579]

>>15032573
That's been debunked

[Anonymous No.15032699]

>>15024661
all that caloric content getting tossed down the drain. shameful

[Anonymous No.15032704]

>>15032498
are landlords really this dumb?
maybe don't be such a scumbag and people will respect what you shouldn't own, but do

[Anonymous No.15032745]

>>15032704
No, landlords are smart you work half your life to give them money, its genius

[Anonymous No.15032751]

>>15032704
Why did you choose to rent from a scumbag though?

[Anonymous No.15032773]

>>15032745
exactly. im paying them money so i dont have to give a shit about what happens to the property in a years time. oil down the drain

[Anonymous No.15032787]

>>15032773
Great, everyone is happy except the renters seething that they give me money for nothing

[Anonymous No.15032788]

>>15025250
what if it was a southern accent? dipshit.

[Anonymous No.15032801]

>>15032787
your time will come buddy. it happened in china and it can happen here

[Anonymous No.15032861]

>>15032801
Haha dream on kid, real estate literally went up 33% today because President Kamala will make renters pay or send you to prison.

[Anonymous No.15032908]

>>15023978
i'll take a dump in your neighbors ass and drink the oil myself

[Anonymous No.15032928]

>>15024064
Slowly pour it down the sink while also running hot water. I have literally never had trouble using this method.

[Anonymous No.15032933]

>>15032861
So I could sell my house and move to the country no problem?

[Anonymous No.15033017]

>>15032933
Unless you make over $250,000 cities are a bad deal

[Anonymous No.15033160]

>tfw paying £50 a month on rent

[Anonymous No.15033215]

>>15025256
You probably got a leak, you dumb nigger. It's a courtesy to let renters know when their bills are erroneously high.

[Anonymous No.15033804]

>>15027672
It won't solidify, just need alot of soap to fully emulsify it. Pour it slowly down the drain with ALOT of hot water. Like 1 tablespoon emulsified oil per cup water at a time