/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15016941]

>*shuts down your kidneys*
Notihingu personaru, kuriddo

[Anonymous No.15016974]

You don't need kidneys to live you dumb amerishart.

[Anonymous No.15016989]

>>15016941
what? how does soup shut down ur kidney?

[Anonymous No.15016994]

>>15016989
Its a meme about how salty miso soup is. Excess salt damages kidneys

[Anonymous No.15017008]

>>15016994
i eat a shitton of salt every single day and im healthy, saltlets who cant handle salt are just genetically inferior

[Anonymous No.15017019]

>>15017008

He's right you know. Fuckin saltlet pussies.

[Anonymous No.15017044]

Oh no I can't eat a bowl of shit water with a soy turd floating in it. Oh well I guess I have to eat cheeseburger instead. Darn

[Anonymous No.15017646]

tbqh once you get osmotic diarrhea you've gone too far

[Anonymous No.15017684]

Hey /ck/, check out my lunch, what do you think?

[Anonymous No.15017699]

>I eat limes coated in salt with a saladito stuck inside
Don’t @ me saltlets

[Anonymous No.15017706]

>>15017684
11/10, would devour
いたできます

[Anonymous No.15017712]

>>15017706
Unfortunately the rice wasn't that good as it was a little old. But it was a great meal otherwise.

Maybe I'll make sushi today

[Anonymous No.15017720]

Habenaros my hands have been burning for six hours I cannot masturbate

[Anonymous No.15017736]

>>15017720
wash your hands dummy

[Anonymous No.15017762]

>>15017699
I eat salt with a drop of lime juice.

[Anonymous No.15017769]

>>15017019
>>15017008
coping hard

[Anonymous No.15017781]

>>15017684
Why does separating food into their own bowls and dishes make food look so much more intresting
also bery nice

[Anonymous No.15017923]

>>15016941
What is water. Drink it.

[Anonymous No.15017946]

>>15017684
looks like a great meal for an anorexic teenager

[Anonymous No.15017965]

>>15017008
>I haven't died yet, means I'm 100% healthy
ok retard

[Anonymous No.15017969]

>>15017684
...
put that umeboshi on top of rice next time

[Anonymous No.15017972]

>>15017781
cus you have autism

[Anonymous No.15017973]

>>15017684
Is this why Japanese men are so beta?

[Anonymous No.15017976]

>>15016941
maybe don't load it with miso, which is salted and fermented soy beans? What is seasoning to your taste?

[Anonymous No.15017977]

>>15017008
You're probably just young anon, fix your ways before you start to piss rocks

[Anonymous No.15017980]

>>15017684
Do weebs really

[Anonymous No.15018053]

>>15017972
Inshallah, delete that image.

[Anonymous No.15018431]

Inshallah, delete that image.

[Anonymous No.15018437]

[Anonymous No.15019059]

>>15017706
itaDEkimasu...
go home gaijin

[Anonymous No.15019731]

>>15017646
literally impossible to get osmotic diarrhoea from this. you'd need to chug seawater

[Anonymous No.15019737]

>>15017646
Is that when your shit turns almost black and just forces its way through your ass and guts and spray everywhere?

I've gotten that a few times I think from overeating beef jerky.

[Anonymous No.15019743]

>>15017980
I am a weeb and yes that was my lunch it was really nice.

>>15017969
I like it on the side better. I eat most of it at the end of the meal.

>>15017781
It's a great way to eat if you like mixing flavors.

>>15017946
I am trying to slim up so it's solid. Japanese food is very healthy. I want to be thin and cute for my bf

[Anonymous No.15019745]

>>15017008
>i eat a shitton of salt every single day and im healthy

Just because you don't see immediate ill effects doesn't mean you are healthy or that particular habits aren't going to lead to future problems. You're likely young, so can do a lot of stuff that isn't good for you. Years down the line, however, it may catch up with you. One day you may wake up in agony and find you're pissing stones because years of high sodium content have enabled stones to develop in your kidneys.

[Anonymous No.15019749]

>>15019743
>>15017684
What's in the small bowl left of the rice?

[Anonymous No.15019767]

>>15018437
Why does it cause kidney stones?

[Anonymous No.15019773]

You guys do know that you can eat as much salt as you want as long as you drink enough water, right?
The higher the salt intake, the higher the water intake should be

[Anonymous No.15019798]

>>15019773
you also need potassium to regulate

[Anonymous No.15020074]

>>15019749
Tofu. Hiyayakko. It's a cold cube of tofu with katsuobushi, scallion, grated ginger, and soy-ponzu sauce.

[Anonymous No.15020624]

>>15016994
>Excess salt damages kidneys
How do you define "excess salt"?

[Anonymous No.15020629]

>>15016994
Hmm if only you could drink something that allows you to piss out salt.

OH WAIT IT'S WATER

[Anonymous No.15021359]

>>15019059
Te (て) with a dakuten (で) is pronounced as de.
But it doesn't really matter because it's actually spelled いただきます, with a だ instead of a で so we're both wrong.

[Anonymous No.15021444]

>>15020629
>le water flush out salt meme
>>15020624
cope
Why is this board on board with the salt lobby? Paleofags, you realize your le ancestors weren't chugging salt, right?

[Anonymous No.15021723]

>>15017977
Kidney stones consist of oxalates not chlorides. So abstain from shit like spinach

[Anonymous No.15021730]

>>15021444
our ancestors were also 5'3" twigs with rotting teeth

[Anonymous No.15021874]

>>15021359
That was their point...

[Anonymous No.15021960]

Just made a soup out of white miso, shredded beef brisket (leftover), green onions, with a dash of both soy suace and lemon juice.

Turned out pretty good.

[Anonymous No.15022035]

>>15021960
Based.

[Anonymous No.15022135]

>>15016994
So you mean like 5,000 MG of salt right

[Anonymous No.15022333]

>>15021874
No no, he said it's spelled with a "de" sound, which which is how I typed it, but in fact it's spelled with a "da" sound.