/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15016733]

Come on man....... this sh*t is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.15016744]

>>15016733
Why wouldn't you be allowed to cook chicken in the hotsprings? It's not like it will damage them.

[Anonymous No.15016747]

gas the phonefags

[Anonymous No.15016765]

>>15016744
people fall in and die all the time especially because the ground around the springs is soft

[Anonymous No.15016774]

>>15016765

Not only do they die, but some of them are so acidic that by the time EMS arrives with the equipment to withstand the heat, there's no body left to be recovered as it has nearly dissolved.

[Anonymous No.15016793]

>>15016733
Stop going to Yellowstone u retards it's overrun with Chinese now

[Anonymous No.15016796]

>>15016744
You're not allowed off-trail near the hotsprings. 22 people have been boiled and/or dissolved to death in them since the park started keeping record and many more besides have been seriously injured.

[Anonymous No.15016801]

>>15016774
not so based hotsprings

[Anonymous No.15016805]

>>15016796
Except some places you can and if you look online there are topo maps of hot springs in the park where you can soak. Wyoming's great.

[Anonymous No.15016806]

>>15016765
>>15016796
>>15016774
well at least they've got a good reason I guess.

[Anonymous No.15016829]

maybe he got fined because of food waste as his chicken dissolved in the hotspring

[Anonymous No.15016839]

>>15016774
Guys, I think I have finally chosen my suicide.

[Anonymous No.15016840]

I wonder how the chicken tastes? What flavours it picks up? Are the springs a super secret cooking broth us plebs are not allowed?

[Anonymous No.15016842]

>>15016839
Just because your body dissolves doesn’t mean the dying part is any less excruciating.

[Anonymous No.15016853]

>>15016839
>>15016842

He could shoot himself while leaning forward. If I ever killed myself, I'd take my boat into the ocean, side on the side, tie the anchor around my peets and do the same, so I don't drown but am still returned to where I belong.

[Anonymous No.15016856]

>>15016842
Painless death is for pussies who don't want the full experience.

[Anonymous No.15016857]

Ill have to remember if I ever get a little girl that doesn't survive again to take her in a kelty backpack to the springs instead of burying.

[Anonymous No.15016865]

>>15016842
head first man...head first.

[Anonymous No.15016886]

>>15016865
>Inhaling acid into your lungs
>Your eyes, lips, and throat burning
It's going to be very painful. Please don't consider suicide, my man. There's so much to live for even if you can't see it right now.

[Anonymous No.15016896]

>>15016886
I think we should encourage suicide. Too many people to support.

[Anonymous No.15016901]

>>15016896
Good thinking. You first.

[Anonymous No.15016912]

>>15016839
You’d literally melt alive.

[Anonymous No.15016914]

>>15016912
Glorious.

[Anonymous No.15016922]

>>15016901
No. I meant if people want to, let them. I am set for life with funds to support myself and help others. If people want to kill themselves for whatever reason, maybe bankruptcy, drugs or living situation/depression. Let them. It's their choice. If homosexuals and other mentally ill people want to do it, more power to them.

[Anonymous No.15016923]

>>15016914
No, it isn’t. Your skin would fucking flake off before your eyes.

[Anonymous No.15016927]

>>15016765
This

[Anonymous No.15016929]

>>15016922
Be the change you want to see in the world, friend. Lead by example.

[Anonymous No.15016958]

>>15016929
Thanks. I will if at sometime I want to die. I won't bitch, complain and whine on an online bulletin board.

[Anonymous No.15017499]

>>15016927
that's fucking horrifying

[Anonymous No.15018080]

>>15016922
I'd only do it if I was 60+ and terminally sick

[Anonymous No.15018108]

>>15016927
Wow that is messed up

[Anonymous No.15018111]

>>15016923
according to >>15016927
you would actually go blind from the boiling water covering 100% of your body

[G8rH8r No.15018116]

>>15016733
reminds me of this

[Anonymous No.15018381]

>>15016796
why do i have to pay a fine for a risk that i myself decided to take lmao

[Anonymous No.15018392]

>>15018381
Because when stuff like that happens the dead idiot's butthurt family usually sues the park for "not having adequate warnings" even though there are warnings everywhere

[Anonymous No.15018393]

>>15018116

I never thought to try that. Great little details they added with cooking and combining the individual food items in this game.

[Anonymous No.15018398]

>>15016927
At least he admitted he was stupid

[Anonymous No.15018400]

>>15018381
because some EMT in his 20s has to live with the memory of scooping the slop that used to be your dumb ass into a bucket

[Anonymous No.15018650]

>>15016865
Kekked at the thought of some retard thinking going headfirst would be less painful

[Anonymous No.15018660]

>>15016927
he became sloppa

[Anonymous No.15018704]

>>15016927
Imagine being retarded enough to jump into boiling water for a fucking dog. I probably wouldn't even do it for a person, let alone some animal.

[Anonymous No.15018715]

>>15018704
But 202 degrees isnt boiling

[Anonymous No.15018719]

>>15016856
unbelievably based

[Anonymous No.15018723]

>>15018381
For starters, morons like you end up damaging the hot springs and the local ecology when you go off-trail. Secondly, the cost of tracking your dumbass route once you inevitably fuck up and die. Thirdly, >>15018392

[Anonymous No.15018750]

>>15018704
I can relate to him hearing the horrible sounds of his dog getting boiled to death... but he tried to be a hero beyond reason, he should've known there's nothing he could do

[Anonymous No.15018782]

>>15016886
>there's so much to live for even if you cant see it right now
Nah. The truth of the matter is you either somehow learn to motivate yourself and attain will power to better your life or you give up entirely and just float like some kinda fucking oil slick on top of life waiting to go down the drain barely existing at all. Meanwhile your family continues to be ashamed of your existence, life is more meaningless every day and your hatred of yourself and your cynicism will perpetuate until you you have some faggy heart attack and probably wont even die then either.

As that one fag said once, get busy liven, or get busy die'n.

[Anonymous No.15018859]

>>15018715
it's just under the boiling which is very hot. according to http://www.fammed.usouthal.edu/Guides&JobAids/handouts/HotWater.htm
150 degree water will burn you in 2 seconds. imagine being immersed in 50 degrees more than that. remember a pleasantly hot hot tub is like 100-105 degrees

[Anonymous No.15018936]

>>15018715
If it got any hotter than there wouldn't even be water because it would all have boiled into vapor you pedantic fuck

[Anonymous No.15018947]

>>15018381

[Anonymous No.15018982]

>>15018400
Oh no he has to do his job

[Anonymous No.15020207]

>>15016829
>>15016744
>It's not like it will damage them.
It unironically can damage them. A lot of them, especially the ones that show bright colors, are full of bacteria that have evolved to survive the high temperatures. If you start throwing dead chickens and coins and plastic bags full of garbage in, you introduce different bacteria that can screw things up for the extremophile bacteria.

Go sous vide your chickens in your own goddamn kitchen, not a national park attraction.

[Anonymous No.15020226]

>>15016840
They're like Tide Pods, so delicious yet forbidden.

[Anonymous No.15020262]

>>15016733
Multiple notifications from multiple bible apps...

[Anonymous No.15020267]

>>15018982
>job
>why isn't it free?
Why is /ck/ full of the lowest IQ's around?

[Anonymous No.15020288]

any good kinos about Yellowstone deaths? not 411, but looking for cryprid bullshit

[Anonymous No.15020677]

>>15020267
I'm not the other guy
but you implied the fine is because some 20yo is gonna have nightmares, not the fee from just doing his job

[Anonymous No.15020688]

>>15016733
Was he Asian

[Anonymous No.15020698]

>>15016927
why didn't he just dump some ice cubes in the water before jumping in?

[Anonymous No.15020834]

>>15016840
Rotten eggs and farts. Really.

[Anonymous No.15020840]

>>15020834
I thought that was just geysers, not hot springs

[Anonymous No.15020910]

Kinda makes you wonder what the Native Americans did with the springs.

[Anonymous No.15021005]

>>15018982
And the fine pays his salary for that job, retard.

[Anonymous No.15021096]

>>15016914
3edgy5me

[Anonymous No.15021130]

>>15016886
I really hate people who pretend to care about strangers online.
>There's so much to live for even if you can't see it right now.
Some people have spent decades on this planet and have nothing to show for it. They've alienated even their blood relatives. They live in pain emotionally and physically every day because of bad luck or bad choices. But hey man life is great you just need to pull yourself together. Just be yourself bro.

[Anonymous No.15021141]

>>15016796
what if he tied the chickens to a fishing rod and threw them in from like, 25 feet away?

[Anonymous No.15021171]

>>15018704
You are a retard for not analysing the situation or even reading the fucking story, they didnt read the warnings and just assumed they were diving into a natural pond to save what they thought was a drowning animal not one that was being boiled alive.

[Anonymous No.15021236]

>>15021171
You are actually the only retard here
>he thought the dog was just drowning
>the water is 202 degrees
>he took a few steps in before diving in
For one, it would obviously be hot from all the fucking steam everywhere. Water doesn’t just steam unless it’s almost boiling, which is a sure signal to most non-retards (you not included). For two, he took two steps in, indicating that his feet were probably fucking melting already before he jumped the rest of the way in. He definitely knew it was fucking hot. For three, people told him to stop, and he said “like hell”, so he probably had an idea that what he was doing was dangerous, just not the level.
Either way, if you see steam pouring out of a pond mid-day and your stupid chimp brain doesn’t put together that the water will kill you, you probably deserved dying.

[Anonymous No.15021265]

>>15016765
>>15016774
So how would he cook his chickens?

[Anonymous No.15021276]

>>15018660
He achieved sloppa nirvana

[Anonymous No.15021310]

>>15016733
I would imagine that cooking anything in the springs could be deadly as well due to all the dissolved metals and minerals that are super saturated into the water.

[Anonymous No.15021328]

>>15016927
???

[Anonymous No.15021358]

>>15021328
He received burns across 100% of the surface area of his body
They just worded it for people in the 80’s who spoke English, unlike you ESL fags

[Anonymous No.15021376]

>>15021310
>>15016733
BOTW gave me a powerful urge to hardboil an egg in them

[Anonymous No.15021386]

>>15020262
Based.

[Anonymous No.15021388]

>>15021386
More like dangerously deluded

[Anonymous No.15021390]

>>15021328
What is wrong with this sentence?

[Anonymous No.15021396]

>>15016840
Sulphur and mineral water

[Anonymous No.15021412]

>>15021388
Being religious is no more delusional than having faith in science

[Anonymous No.15021425]

>>15016927
return to sloppa

[Anonymous No.15021578]

>>15016927
>Kirwan responded very tiredly, "It doesn't matter."

[Anonymous No.15022005]

>>15021388
Fag

[Anonymous No.15022271]

>>15016927
>Dog owners
>Complete retards
>Checks out

[Anonymous No.15022525]

>>15021412
Science can be tested. You don't need to have faith.

[Anonymous No.15022544]

>>15022525
There's always assumptions, especially these days where so many have no clue how to actually draw conclusions from studies, including those who perform them.

[Anonymous No.15022569]

>>15021390
probably read it as "experienced third degree burns on over one hundred percent" meaning higher than 100%

[Anonymous No.15022635]

>>15016856

[Anonymous No.15023504]

>>15022544
This right here is the death of reason. "Well everything is imperfect therefore god is valid"

[Anonymous No.15023680]

>>15020207
>If you start throwing dead chickens and coins and plastic bags full of garbage in, you introduce different bacteria that can screw things up for the extremophile bacteria.
Well, looks like they weren't so extremophilic after all.

[Anonymous No.15023731]

>>15016801
nice..

[Anonymous No.15023812]

>>15022635
this takes on new meaning if you seen that webm of that guy in like a transformer or some street shit get electrocuted and you see it sparking in his chest cavity

[Anonymous No.15023839]

>>15022635
>>15023812
They had to put these signs up because homeless junkies were breaking into vaults and cabinets just to get some kind of stimulation before they accidentally fried on 13.2kv. Literally dumber than the idiots gunning for the dirt cheap aluminum wire tapped on to them. The city I'm in apparently got some "negative feedback" about the signs so I remember having to go around and scrape them off of a couple transformers.

[Anonymous No.15023929]

>>15016774
That isn't really true, the soft parts of the Chinaman take about a day to dissolve and then the bones sink to the bottom and then no one retrieves them because they're in near boiling water. No one is going to risk their own lives for some bones, not even the cool looking ones like the skull.

[Anonymous No.15024117]

>>15016774
>Guys, I think I have finally chosen my homicide.

[Anonymous No.15024223]

>>15021388
no more deluded than believing in trannies

[Anonymous No.15024839]

>>15016733
I'd do that.

[Anonymous No.15024880]

>>15022525
Have you performed these tests? Or do you just have faith that others have?

[Anonymous No.15024888]

>>15023504
The idea of god is perfectly valid. If you still have a child's version of god stuck in your head, you simply rejected religion too early and never let it evolve, or youre just low iq. We don't know why were hear. We don't know how everything started. We have theories, and God is easily as believable as others.

[Anonymous No.15025068]

>>15022569
Stupid idiot

[Anonymous No.15025526]

>>15021130
>But hey man life is great you just need to pull yourself together
Yes.

[Anonymous No.15026029]

>>15016765
Oh wow, I can’t wait for them to make the ocean off limits, any idea how many people fall in and die there every year?

[Anonymous No.15026208]

>>15026029
The ocean can't kill you in seconds, with no hope of revival, and make your body irretrievable.

[Anonymous No.15026220]

>>15026029
>>15026208
the ocean also won't give a shit if one person does die in it, whereas these springs will be affected, as that posted story indicates

[Anonymous No.15026221]

>>15026208
Yes it literally can. Fall off a cruise ship and experience inevitability.

[Anonymous No.15026247]

>>15026221
You can survive falling off a cruise ship.

[Anonymous No.15026252]

>>15026247
not if you land on a shark

[Anonymous No.15026319]

>>15022271
>cat owners
>think licking is the same as washing
>think it's clean to have poop sandboxes
>like it when their cat digs in the poop sandbox and walks on the dinner table, counters, laps
>parasitic brain (d)effects
>checks out

[Anonymous No.15026328]

>>15026221
only* about 90% of people die from that

[Anonymous No.15026331]

>>15026247
>You can survive falling off a cruise ship.
Most people are not noticed as falling, and ships don't turn around even when they do notice.

[Anonymous No.15026348]

>>15026247
Sure can, but then you'll almost certainly drown which is one of the worst ways to die, imo.

[Anonymous No.15026388]

>>15016796
>since the park started keeping record

Yeah they don't do that....for a reason.

[Anonymous No.15026538]

>>15026029
Show them who's boss then Anon, go jump in the hot springs right now.