/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15013846]

>Don’t swallow gum, or it will get stuck inside you for 7 years

[Anonymous No.15013854]

Cept that's true though

[Anonymous No.15013858]

>>15013846
>don't get your toast too brown or else it'll give you cancer

[Anonymous No.15013872]

>different alcohols get you different kinds of drunk

[Anonymous No.15013876]

>>15013872
Also true different alcohols have different chemical make ups.

[Anonymous No.15013942]

>don't chew your fingernails or your stomach will think you're food

[Anonymous No.15013952]

>>15013942
I've been eating the skin off my fingers for years now and I'm doing just fine

[Anonymous No.15013955]

>>15013846
Don't eat watermelon seeds or a watermelon will grow in your stomach.

[Anonymous No.15013961]

>>15013876
they all contain ethanol, anon

[Anonymous No.15014051]

>>15013961
Big if true

[Anonymous No.15014096]

>>15013872
Hated those motherfuckers who thought 80 proof tequila is somehow more powerful than 80 proof whiskey

[Anonymous No.15014143]

>>15013858
its fact that burnt food has carcinogens dipship

[Anonymous No.15014168]

>Don't add salt and yeast simultaneously to the dough or the salt will kill the yeast

[Anonymous No.15014173]

>>15013961
And other compounds...
Simple chemistry ya dingus

[Anonymous No.15014210]

>>15014143
imagine thinking carbon is bad for you.

[Anonymous No.15014225]

>you have to rest your steaks before eating them

>carbonara

>you have to season your cast iron pan

>spending the time and money to make your own shitty artisan bread is so miles better than just picking up bread from the special bakery section at your local grocer

>craft beers

>American beer taste like water/piss (do yuropoors actually drink piss to know that)

>NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HERSHEY CHOCOLATE IS WAXY

>eating fast food

>deenz

>pasta must be al dente

>you have to sear your steaks to seal in the juices

>NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO USE PRE-MINCED GARLIC TO COOK

>tipping

[Anonymous No.15014229]

>bagels and pizza in NYC taste better/different because of the municipal water

[Anonymous No.15014231]

swallowing too much gum can give you a bowel obstruction though

[Anonymous No.15014234]

>>15014210
>doesn’t know about Maillard reactions and the reactive species that are produced

[Anonymous No.15014239]

>>15014229
this is actually true...not sure why you posted a cartoon man and quoted this

[Anonymous No.15014276]

>>15014239
not true. plenty of blind taste tests on YouTube have disproven that.

Now go back to sucking Cuomo’s cock you soiboy giga-kike

[Anonymous No.15014282]

>>15014276
see you in 3 days

[Anonymous No.15014291]

>>15014282
Aww did shlomo report me?

[Anonymous No.15014294]

>don't salt eggs before cooking them

[Anonymous No.15014295]

>>15014282
Just reported you for announcing a report

[Anonymous No.15014297]

>>15014294
This only applies if you’re whisking them with milk

[Anonymous No.15014303]

>>15014295
Same. I was trying to bait him to say he did as deeper evidence

[Anonymous No.15014311]

>>15014291
>>15014295
>>15014303
i didnt announce a report, just simply showed you the GLOBAL rule that you violated, so good luck you fucking dickheads

you on the otherhand, have now violated two global rules....hope you two idiots know how to evade a ban

[Anonymous No.15014318]

>>15014311
Jews did 9/11 and there’s no amount of banning that any tranny Janny can get done (for free)
Fuck mods
Fuck jannies
Fuck likes
Nigger tongue my anus
Lolis 4 the win

[Anonymous No.15014323]

>>15014318
No amount of banning That changes that *
Fuck you kike nigger Jew
Cunt fuck shit poopy peepee

[Anonymous No.15014324]

>>15014318
you are aware that trump lost right?

pretty soon this shit isnt going to fly anymore and you could even be prosecuted and jailed for making comments like this...and thank god for that

[Anonymous No.15014343]

>adding salt to the water makes it boil faster
>cold water boils faster than hot water

[Anonymous No.15014351]

>>15014324
Nigger nigger Jew Jew
Idgaf

[Anonymous No.15014354]

>>15014143
Everything has carcinogens. Literally anything in the world that might make you regenerate cells increases your chance of getting cancer since that's how cancer works.

[Anonymous No.15014356]

>Whiskey/Bourbon is just fine straight, I prefer drinking it neat

[Anonymous No.15014358]

>i like whiskey/bourbon straight, I only drink it neat

[Anonymous No.15014365]

>>15014225
This poster loves black cocks

[Anonymous No.15014366]

>>15014225
mental illness

[Anonymous No.15014460]

>>15013846
It's true bro.
And if you swallow sesame seeds then drink water you'll have a tree start growing in your stomach.

[Anonymous No.15014659]

>>15014225
>>deenz
wtf i hate deenz now

[Anonymous No.15014673]

>>15013872
Once exception: Proper Eastern European Absinth.

[Anonymous No.15014682]

>>15014225
based anthology of soy axioms

[Anonymous No.15014685]

>>15013961
Yeah but ethanol isn't the only thing that affects people.

[Anonymous No.15014692]

>>15014096
It isn't about the power it's just about the general feeling.

[Anonymous No.15014695]

>>15014225
Yeah most of this is total bullshit but I would say that you should sear your steaks. Also you can used pre minced garlic but fresh is superior.

[Anonymous No.15014699]

>>15013942
Lol wut. Like your stomach will start trying to digest itself?

[Anonymous No.15014700]

I've always swallowed my gum. First I chew it til its lost flavor, then I put it in two different sides of my mouth and cut it then repeat. This allows more flavor to come out. Finally when that's done with I swallow one half first, then the other. I stick it at the front of my mouth while I swallow so I can really feel the full length stretched down my esophagus. I'm fine physically, but I am mentally ill

[Anonymous No.15014774]

>>15013952
>I've been eating the skin off my fingers for years now and I'm doing just fine
Kill yourself.