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Made a Mchicken

>> No.15011507

>>15011501
Looks like Mcshit

>> No.15011510

Mcdonald's BTFO

>> No.15011511

>>15011501
That's a minimalick chicken.

>> No.15011514

>>15011501


more like a mcsloppa

>> No.15011516

>>15011501
A McChicken is a fried chicken patty on a bun with mayo and lettuce. What you have doesn't match any of that except for the bun.

>> No.15011865

>>15011501
The McTurd

>> No.15012102

>>15011501
Looks like you got that from a cadaver.

>> No.15012112
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15012112

What the fuck? It looks like a deep-fried shoe

>> No.15012113

>>15011507
Damn.

>> No.15012122

>>15011514
fpbp /thread

>> No.15012151

>>15011501
You didn't fry it in a batter. Or you burned the batter. Fuck, I don't even know what I'm looking at anymore. Do better.

>> No.15012196

>>15012112
It's called blacked chicken. It's a technique and spice system invented by blacks because they understand and invented spices

https://www.food.com/recipe/blackened-boneless-chicken-breasts-118869

>> No.15012199

>>15011501
Wa la

>> No.15012208

>>15011501
What is it with Americans and paper plates?

>> No.15012234

>>15011501
For me it was Popeye’s today. I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.

He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.

The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.

They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.

I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"

I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer

>> No.15012242

>>15012196
Plus cuz it's invented by blacks it's cheaper than a mcchicken cuz we have to economize cuz. My blacked Mchicken clocks in at $1.22 per, cheaper than mcchicken that be $1.29 reps .70 chickum. .18 bum, .17 kraft orange americum cheese and 17 cents spice . Spice spice baby

>> No.15012252

>>15012208
They are better for the environment and it's cheaper than heating water to wash dishes.

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15012312

>>15012252
>They are better for the environment
What?
> it's cheaper than heating water to wash dishes
How?

>> No.15012493

>>15011501
Did you pour your entire pepper bottle on it?

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15012510

>>15012196

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15012536

almost like the real thing

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15012572

motherfucker, that's a STEAK sandwich, can't fool me

>> No.15012677

>>15012536
>almost like the real thing
>McChicken patty consists of "Boneless Chicken, Bleached Wheat Flour, Water, Vegetable Oil, Modified Corn Starch, Sea Salt, Spice, Potassium Chloride, Salt, Paprika, Dextrose, Sodium Phosphates, Leavening, Natural Flavors with Extractives of Paprika, Yeast, Corn Starch, Garlic Powder

My apologies my chickum is missing the following mcgredients

Bleached Wheat Flour, Water, Vegetable Oil, Modified Corn Starch, Potassium Chloride, Dextrose, Sodium Phosphates, Leavening, Natural Flavors, Yeast, Corn Starch,