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15010816 No.15010816[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Need to take a shit can you guys help me out

>> No.15010874

make sure you are sitting on the toilet

>> No.15010875

>>15010816
Prune juice and exlax my man

>> No.15010878

>>15010875
prunes are nasty i'd rather die of constipation

>> No.15010885

That's the best Apu you could find. There are so many poop ones. Put in more effort or I'll have to post a scat gif from that porn board that seems to constantly have scat gifs for some fucked up reason.

>> No.15010893

>>15010885
that's a pepe you philistine

>> No.15010963

2 fish oil pills and 20 mins of core stretching

>> No.15011044

Get some fiber in you. Eat Shredded Wheat with raspberries for breakfast, and either chili (or some bean rich food) or a protein with broccoli on the side for lunch or dinner.

>> No.15011083

>>15010816
stop eating so much and shove a suppository up your ass

>> No.15011089
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15011089

>>15010816
give yourself a wine enema

>> No.15011098

>>15010816
Restorolax. Works like a charm