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>>15004636brits are drunk weirdos
>>15004668I wish there were a better way.
>>15004686The technology just isn't there yet.
>>15004770laughed when I saw this, I'm having it for dinner but with macaroni instead
>>15004636Plenty of it.FLOODTHECOWLING
>>15004643mixing dairy and fish is negroid behaviour. and i'm not even kosher.
>>15004890You don't like tuna melts? Kys yourself
>>15004930i dont fuck off.
>>15004636where do I download this show?
>>15004763Why do the ching chongs fight like that? I thought they were peace
>>15005004Name top Right?
>>15005014oh shit I thought it was some bbc thing
>>15005018NP
>>15005018He does have a cooking show on Amazon next month called "Oh, Cook!"
>>15005053>watch the video>he didn't even use vinegar
>>15005066oh thankshttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt12546678/episodes?year=2020apparently it's coming out nov 13th
>>15004719jesus christ favreau it's just grilled cheese
>>15004790>the dead arm flopping around
>>15004952>>15005028>>15005039Tell me about Jack! Why is he using his tongue?
>>15004719Jesus Favreau...
>>15005460jack is a rare example of symbiotic relationships in nature. Like how the bluebottle jelly fish is actually three animals all working together, jacks tongue is a separate animal with its own traits, living and working in synergy with jack.
>>15005623Sounds more like the tongue louse situation.
>>15005006We have been around for ~5000 years and spent 2500 some year of that time killing each other.
>>15004660why did you post this lollaffin anyway
>>15004686>>15004694I have good news for you.
>>15004890>koshershalom
>>15005968Here's a version for an average Joe.
>>15004668This is why Canadians can't have cartons
>>15006218Only the retards in eastern Canada use bags. Everywhere that matters has cartons and jugs.
>>15006218>>15006310
>>15004699damn these would be fucking good
>>15004695why is anything called "wild X" who fucking cares
>>15006303mate if i find you in my street i am going to kill you 100%
>>15005098you mean he didn't use water
>>15006627>/
>>15005695are you possible to make pease?
>>15005026What here is occur?
>>15004871arent you supposed to cut only, like, half way through the skin and not 1 inch deep into the meat?
>>15004888What are they doing with the pig head?
>>15006723Have you heard of David Cameron?
>>15004668>knife edge proximity to fingers and webbing.
>>15004710>bakeWhat did they mean by this
>>15006624Triggered by a file name...
Where are the Henry's Kitchen clips? He's much more talented than these hacks.
>>15006797
>>15004832FUCK YEAHMUTHAFUCKIN MANITIS SHRIMP!!
>>15005460jealous that his cunnilingus is miles better than yours? i bet his tongue can please his wife
>>15005042>smells the pizza>"yep, it's a pizza"wow, such talent, jack.
>>15004857on a serious question, do they actually eat all that or they trash it?
>>15006994You look at that man and tell me he has ever discarded food in his life.
>>15006982Well it has to since his arm doesn't work you fucking creep.
>>15007002You're supposed to use your penis.
>>15007004How do you think a stroke works
>>15004890Tuna melts are about the whitest kind of hot sandwich there is.
>>15007013I'm not talking about masturbation you fool
>>15005017 Useless.
>>15005026New Jersey?
>>15004906why
>>15005004It's on utube
>>15004851>people
>>15004643Looked ok.And then they put cheddar on it.
>>15007007does it fall at the end ???
>>15004851>>15007294>This is the shit that happens when you are poor-*sees the Mercedes*
>>15004695The way they prepared this makes no sense. It would be so much easier to combine the cubed fish, some olive oil and the seasonings in a bowl before skewering, instead of spraying the fish and sprinkling seasoning unevenly on top. All just to save your hands some washing.
>>15004726It remains unclear to me which part of this dish is the parmesan, considering not a shred of parmesan is used in the entire dish.
>>15004891>he left the sticker on the apple
>>15004778Taco seasoning on everything... Why?
>>15004710>bacon>petite>turkeywhat kind of name is that?
>>15004778This looks tasty but the servings look pretty small and if you're going to refrigerate for a few days I'd scramble the eggs to be less runny. They're going to harden up in the microwave anyway.
>>15007513They're edible
>>15005949The law of webm threads: "Sheboon goes berserk" will get posted inevitably, and few will mind
>>15006772Omg, someone else posted that strawb cat! Where did you save that image?
>>15004768I should have known it would be him. Biggest psyops regarding food on the planet.
>>15004888Is the second-to-last one making "artificial eggs"? And what is happened at the end?
>>15004636Legit his voice puts me to sleep. He has this monotone that is relaxing
>>15005026He was a little angry
>>15007336its in their blood
>>15006303Probaby the most direct evidence of the corruption of anime
>>15007007The handler didn't look too fat from what we saw, could this be to share for like 3 people? Since that would support the blandness of the selection if it's to be spread among three or so, and sending just one person up to collect is easier than a crowd. Knowing america tho, there's probably a Movieblob 5 yards away awaiting his snack.
>>15006310i live within walking distance of the tower wherein resides the company that stores 100% of your assets and i just drank two litres of homo milk from a bag. dont tell me where you live because i dont care
>>15004774Where is jack from? Because this is what I would expect a stupid Californian to call chili.
>>15004649Looks like shit, and I like brussels sprouts>grilling on foil and not directly on the grill grates>no exposure to direct heat/ flames>brussels look crunchy as all hell>should be pre-cooked first>unoriginal salt, pepper and balsamic Kiss my ass
>>15007895Someone is mad Biden is winning.
>>15007916Am I wrong though?
>>15007732Are the threads with compilations of these?
>>15007938
>>15006624>ESL filter strikes againkek
>>15004898>shows you the steps to the most basic dressing ever >doesn't show the steps to make tzatziki.
>>15007167Which episode is that? I don't remember it. Obviously it's prior to the stroke but he still have like a decade of videos.
>>15008579Yoshi Blade.
>>15008593Thanks Anon
>>15007859?
>>15004719>Kraft Singles. Fucking neck yourself
>>15004636TONIGHT
>>15004930>cheese and fish
>>15004807Thats just sad
>>15009263>Trump>Ever having worked a job like that
>>15009336>Doesn't know that every rule has exceptions
>>15005026Didn't they make a movie about that guy?
>>15006994one bite, that's all. you know the rules
>>15007895He's from California but lives in Tennessee (iirc) now.
>>15008984I would absolutely watch TOP MEAL
>>15009528"How" what?
>>15009537>Bean dip>Only ingredients are cream cheese and canned chilli WITHOUT beans
>>15009540I have no idea why that's the filename, I saved it years ago.
>>15009540Probably "how did pull pork"
>>15009308>how to super overcomplicate a baked potato and still end up with the same thing at the end
im so fucking hungry but I have the rona and cant go shopping
>>15004778>ground turkey breast>not turkey thigh
>>15009568>Grocery stores and Amazon do delivery
>>15009580not where I live unfortunately
>>15009336>protein+dairyIf it tastes good it tastes good, get filtered kid.
>>15009568They will actually stop you if you try?
>>15009597no, nobody would be able to tell im sick even but I don't want to infect anyone else
>>15006303damn that was cute
>>15009597Yeah. Wagie here, we reassigned the people who tackle liquor stealing, homeless joggers to 'rona duty
>>15004763I would kill them after this happened. Literally, unironically. With knives.
>>15004649broil brussel sprouts with coconut oil and a pinch of balsamic vinegar, then afterwards toss with finely chopped kimchiyou're welcome
>>15004719>All that production value>Kraft SinglesYou go to Hell and you die.
>>15007689They're edible in that they use a food grade paper/plastic and adhesives that won't actively harm you by just eating one. But it's not like it's made of food or will degrade in your gut. You'll poop it out.
>>15009555>that fucking audience nodding and acting impressed
>>15009538play dough
>>15004972he literally had to be doing this on purpose this is fucking impossible
>>15009568>I have the rona and cant go shoppingYou should go and don't forget to sneeze on everyone, we need to get rid of fatties.
>>15004643so, raw tomatoes with lukewarm tuna salad? disgusting
>>15007682>the servings look pretty smalThinfags don't meal prep.
>>15004668>Imma film myself cutting open a carton of milk>white guyNo surprise.
>>15004763This is why I have a LWS380 in my pocket everytime I go out the door of my house.
>>15010505>>15010508I am disgusted
>>15007513Is the goat ok?
>>15004890Dairy and Fish is Kosher, unless you're a smelly Sepharadic
>>15007689Yeah, they're like pickles on the burger. I always ask to eat them if I see someone eating an apple.
>>15004982>spoon smearFaggot. Not you but whoever created that.
>>15004636Isn't this James May?
>>15005272>you dare mock the one arm samurai
>>15010757He has a cooking show on YouTube anon.
>>15009546it's for dipping your beans in, retard
>>15004763I miss ecw extreme rules
>>15007938Head over to >>>/wsg/, my friend
>>15010505literally how do you achieve this I've never had this happen
>>15011168Muslim chickens
>>15004983jesus christ
>>15004961One of the greats
>>15007007ooh big boy yum
>>15011168Bad oil management. Oil can spit and pop like a bitch if combined with water and such.
>>15004763what the fuck is happening here?
>>15004768I recognised that paralysed arm.
>>15006303God bless Japan.
>>15011651All marketing is bad marketing. This is an example of Japanese cooption into the American globohomo monolith.
>>15007908bend over big boy
>>15004719>yes, I do aim to get a heart attack before I hit 40, how did you know?
>>15011609wtf just eat it at the stove
>>15011877He is a floor guy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mTHQC2_-ik
>>15011609Keeping everything in a cooler and having to buy a bag of ice every few days has to be more expensive than a fridge, right?
>>15009567>fade in>fade out>fade in>fade out>fade in>fade out
>>15009551if you watch this on youtube he sounds like he's doing it at gunpoint
>>15005026>manlet ragewhen will they learn?
>>15009555i've done the same shit in the microwave to make lemon curd. microwave stir microwave stir microwave stir. it makes sense
>>15011678Don't act like anime for McDumpster's commercials is some kind of perversion of the sacred institution of Japanese Animation (aka Japanimation [aka anime {aka アニメ}]). Anime has been a big race to scam otakus and hikkis into spending their life savings on sets of BDs and figurines for decades.
>>15012080Cookery is just a scam to sell knives and ingredientsBaking a scam for bread and booksLiving a scam for
>>15004668
>>15012080>namefag misses the pointCan't find my surprise atm
How's /ourboy/ Ja/ck/ been doing. Has he regained some mobility in his hand?
>>15009336Yes, idiot. What the fuck its great. Fish and dairy is bomb
>>15012138That's not an apt comparison by any margin. You need to eat to live, you don't need fuckin anime you dumb twat
>>15004850What happened to his arm?
>>15006303literally evil incarnate
>>15012664mans had like three strokes
>>15012080at least it was for hikki weirdos by hikki weirdos blatant corporate injection Into all forms of media is a pox, Weyland Yutani will be real within our lifetime
>>15005072These are all fucking garbage.
>>15012746Will be? We're living in Terry Gilliam's Brazil right now
>>15012368What point? Yuroangutans bitching about American cultural hegemony for the 70 trillionth time? What a loss...
>>15012031What do you mean? I didn't see a single cut
This fat retard is fucking with us right?
>>15004643fuck that
>>15004649that is wack
>>15004668overrated post
>>15004699that is rank
>>15004719ketchup fuck
>>15004768KEK
>>15004857pure colon cancer
>>15012206everytime
>>15004668>omg so funneh! Le guy cut le milk box for no reason! Le randum lol xDFuckk off bitch
>>15011419I don't speak chinese so I cant hear what they are saying
>>15004643That looks so fucking nasty>Mayo>American Cheese
>>15010285BASED
>>15004668That knife work gave me shivers.
>>15004668Imagine the smell...in a week
>>15004778Those hamplanet fingers every time
>>15005007Fucking hurts to see him flip $40 of salmon like that
>>15005026Why is it always fucking druggie derros that wear $200 baseball shirts lol
>>15009263>you will never have the president spit on your food