/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15003800]

Well /ck/ what will YOU be eating?

[Anonymous No.15003803]

>>15003800
I just got cookies

[Anonymous No.15003804]

Orange Fool and corn pops

[Anonymous No.15003819]

Leftist tears.

[Anonymous No.15003825]

Water. What the fuck is "stress eating"

[Anonymous No.15003832]

I'll probably be drunk and passed out on my couch by 5pm like most nights.

[Anonymous No.15003835]

>>15003800
Pork has been really cheap in my area for a few months, so I'm making porkchop sandwiches with some macaroni on the side perhaps.

[Anonymous No.15003838]

Pizza and vodka

[Anonymous No.15003846]

>>15003800
Democrat Tears

[Anonymous No.15003858]

>>15003819
Are you going to freeze them first?

[Anonymous No.15003867]

>>15003800
I'm gonna get plastered on Hennessy and weed

[Anonymous No.15003873]

>>15003800
My own head.

[Anonymous No.15003895]

>>15003858
Eat them like soup.

[Anonymous No.15003913]

>>15003825
fatties excuse for eating more

[Anonymous No.15003916]

>>15003800
Probably some vegetables with a meat of some ice cream and maybe a brownie.

[Anonymous No.15003917]

>>15003800
risin sandwich

[Anonymous No.15003946]

>>15003800
election night isn't really an event this year, it'll be impossible to know who the winner is with any confidence today. It will take a week, maybe more, for all votes to be counted. In fact it may even seem that one side has won today only for the opposite to be true once all has been counted.

[Anonymous No.15003951]

If Trump wins, I'm thinkin' deenz.
If Biden wins, I'm thinkin' deenz.
Either way, it's /deenz/ time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlORfF81ZHM

[Anonymous No.15003957]

Leftovers. Wednesday is burger making night.

[Anonymous No.15003985]

>>15003916
>meat of some ice cream
Sounds like a 1950s Midwest housewife recipie

[Anonymous No.15003991]

>>15003800

[Anonymous No.15004001]

>>15003951
Based deenzposter.

[Anonymous No.15004005]

Stress eating? I'm gonna be celebrating a trump victory with some ribs and mac and cheese.

[Anonymous No.15004049]

It's Tuesday, after all.

[Anonymous No.15004064]

>>15003800
Are the fatties going to "stress-eat" for the entire week? I thought the media and Biden were saying it will take a week to properly count all the votes this time?

[Anonymous No.15004084]

I'm feeling pizza. Simply because I've had an increasing hankering for pizza the past few days.

[Anonymous No.15004087]

>>15004064
from what im seeing around here theyll probably start as they are now then eat more and more stressed over the week until the obvious winner happens

[Anonymous No.15004101]

>Oy very muh kosher salt

I'll take iodized store brand thank you

[Anonymous No.15004121]

>>15003800
Popcorn

[Anonymous No.15004133]

I’m thinking pizza, I can’t decide dominos or pizza hut

[Anonymous No.15004152]

>>15003800
chicken wings

[Anonymous No.15004155]

>>15004049
post physique

[Anonymous No.15004184]

>>15004155
I just did 10 dips with 25 kg of added weight, twink.

[Anonymous No.15004215]

Kill yourself, /pol/tard.
Everyone else, report him for violating >>>/global/rules/4 >>>/global/rules/10 and >>>/ck/rules/1
https://sys.4channel.org/ck/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=15003800

[Anonymous No.15004221]

American life is centered around food.

The so-called "football" season is just an excuse to stuff their faces with pizza ans chicken wings.

So, to the surprise of no one, they're gonna skome weed, drink beer and stuff their fat bellies with copious amount of food, then pass out in a puddle of their own vomit.

The American way.

[Anonymous No.15004224]

corn nuts, a couple of beers, and a tombstone pizza

[Anonymous No.15004225]

Jealous faggot foreiner detected here >>15004221

[Anonymous No.15004226]

I got a 12 pack of Corona (seemed fitting, even though it's meh as far as beer goes) and wasabi edamame, might pick up supermarket sushi as well. Can't drink too much though, since I work a 40 hour week, but should be fun.

[Anonymous No.15004234]

>>15004226
These are good and "bold"

[Anonymous No.15004235]

>>15004225
>foreiner

[Anonymous No.15004236]

I was gonna grab a beer and reheat the meat sauce I made yesterday.

[Anonymous No.15004238]

>>15003800
I have a trump 2020 cake for tonight

[Anonymous No.15004241]

>>15004236
That day old meat is usually best reheated the day after, same with a lot of things like chili and stews.

[Anonymous No.15004248]

>>15003825
Its like drinking alcohol or doing other drugs. For weak people.

[Anonymous No.15004258]

>>15004235
forwhiner

[Anonymous No.15004263]

>>15004184
10 dips into your marinara sauce

[Anonymous No.15004270]

>>15004241
always is.

[Anonymous No.15004272]

>>15004263
That qt cat looks like it needs a ciggy.

[Anonymous No.15004284]

>>15004238
Pic pls

[Anonymous No.15004331]

>>15003800
fritos honey twist and blue moon

[Anonymous No.15004341]

>>15004215
Huh?

[Anonymous No.15004343]

>>15003800
Probably pounding brews with my boi as we watch Trump win re-election.

[Anonymous No.15004349]

>>15003800
Wont the results not be definitive for some time now?

[Anonymous No.15004355]

>>15004349
That's what the Left wants you to think. But it's going to be a red wave, faggot. Results confirmed by 1 AM.

[Anonymous No.15004356]

>>15003800
A juicy burger with ketchup.

Libshits will be burned.

[Anonymous No.15004357]

I'm just gonna be drinking beer and maybe reheat some steak and make a burrito.
>implying I'm going to follow the pozzed news play by play of the election instead of just waking up to the results

[Anonymous No.15004360]

>>15004355
nah, unless trump has a resounding win with over 99% of votes counted, it's impossible and disingenuous to declare a trump win

[Anonymous No.15004361]

>>15004049
What happens on Tuesday?

[Anonymous No.15004364]

>>15004331
I hope you mean BBQ twists, first of all.
Second off, that sounds like one of the worst combinations of all time.

[Anonymous No.15004368]

In the event of a Trump win: my girlfriend's pussy and ass to alleviate her sadness

In the event of a Biden win: my girlfriend's pussy and ass as she rides my face in celebration

[Anonymous No.15004370]

>>15004360
Bidenfags are already on full cope mode, lmao. I'm standing by, faggot.

[Anonymous No.15004371]

>>15004349

The results are never "definitive" until all the ballots have been counted, which takes weeks. It's just that historically, when the reported votes are balanced toward one candidate in what appears to be a clear, or close to clear win, the "loser" will concede and make a speech to their crowd, and the "winner" will accept and make one to theirs.

But given Trump's ego, unless its a massive blowout (it won't be) he won't concede, and just like 2000, we'll be waiting a few weeks to know who won completely.

[Anonymous No.15004385]

Was going to make whitefish with and orange sauce, not sure what veggies probably bell peppers and carrots, maybe a third thing too

[Anonymous No.15004387]

>>15004371
>But given Trump's ego, unless its a massive blowout (it won't be) he won't concede
That's assuming Trump has to concede, Biden will be just as stubborn and refuse to concede too. These retards in OP will be eating for weeks.

[Anonymous No.15004400]

>>15004370
Trump ain't going to get 270 with 99% of the vote counted tonight. No one is.

[Anonymous No.15004401]

>>15004361
If you buy a medium or large pizza, they'll send you another one for free!

[Anonymous No.15004402]

>>15004387

No, I agree, I think it's going to be close, not because Biden is that great, but because Trump's handling of COVID has been so atrocious. Neither of them are going to concede tonight, there will be lawsuits being filed left and right; it'll be a shitshow.

[Anonymous No.15004404]

>>15003800
Turkey soup at work. This election and pandemic really made me realize how pointless a lot of people's jobs and lives are

[Anonymous No.15004421]

Well done steak with ketchup and a side of freedom fries

[Anonymous No.15004424]

>>15003951
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

[Anonymous No.15004458]

>>15004401
Wow based, I might do this since it's my day off.

[Anonymous No.15004468]

>>15004371
It's not even about presumed winners, since there's only so many electors the loser will concede when mathematically eliminated.
Since Florida held a tiebreaker in 2000 no one conceded.

[Anonymous No.15004520]

>>15004224
Can I come over?

[Anonymous No.15004550]

>>15003800
Pizza is the only correct

[Anonymous No.15004596]

Pizza. My focus tonight is what I'll be drinking though. I already started but I'm taking it slow. Had coffee & croissants for breakfast though, I had breakfast after I got back from voting. I went early, there was no line at all. Took no more than 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.15004599]

>>15004550
Saw this after I posted, this anon speaks the truth.

[Anonymous No.15004607]

>>15004596
Who did you vote for?

[Anonymous No.15004644]

>>15004607
Trump of course.

[Anonymous No.15004662]

>>15004607
Kanye

[Anonymous No.15004673]

>>15004401
is this a regional thing? I didn't see it when I looked at Domino's coupons online

[Anonymous No.15004676]

>>15004607
moot. If you don't do a write in, you're a supreme cuck.

[Anonymous No.15004678]

>>15004673
use "ads" as a promocode

[Anonymous No.15004679]

>>15004607

Dems for everything except President. I voted Hawkins (Green) because I love being outdoors, hiking, fishing, running through trails, but also because I couldn't sleep with myself voting for Biden or Trump. Same reason I voted Green last election.

And I'm from NJ so it's not like we're exactly a battleground state.

[Anonymous No.15004720]

japanese curry, don't care since I don't live in america, you guys can fuck your country over with either of 2 wonderful individuals.

[Anonymous No.15004740]

>>15004720

>Japanese curry

Its so goddamn sweet, how can you stand that? I got the Golden Curry HOT shit and it was insanely sweet.

[Anonymous No.15004745]

>>15004740
it's really not that sweet, it's definitely not indian curry but it's supposed to have a sweet tinge to it, japs add even more sugar, I add more curry powder and some tomato paste.

[Anonymous No.15004752]

>>15003951
Based, fuck politics, only deenz

[Anonymous No.15004755]

>>15003800
McDonald’s is the only American answer

[Anonymous No.15004758]

>>15004678
said it wasn't available
I'm American btw

[Anonymous No.15004767]

>>15003825
>why yes I do post on /ck/
>huh what's eating???
nice try

[Anonymous No.15004782]

>>15003800
I'll be fasting until Thursday night

[Anonymous No.15004792]

>>15004758
honestly im from russia so no clue, but when someone else mentioned it i thought it might be there too. maybe its only european

[Anonymous No.15004817]

>>15003800
Salted caramel is gross.

[Anonymous No.15004820]

>>15003800
>stress eating
do they really...

[Anonymous No.15004855]

>>15003800
wtf, that sounds disgusting

[Anonymous No.15004863]

>>15004607
Dems for everything except president. Jo jorgenson for me. Don't like trump or biden.

[Anonymous No.15004970]

>>15003825
>>15003913
Faggots

[Anonymous No.15004973]

>>15003800
I literally can’t eat when I’m stressed out. Like I’m physically unable to bring it to my mouth and keep it down. I don’t get how people can stress eat.

[Anonymous No.15004987]

>>15003825
You aren't American enough to understand it

[Anonymous No.15005001]

>>15003800
eggs and toast

[Anonymous No.15005038]

>>15004676
Who? Would moot be eligible since he lives in Japan now?

[Anonymous No.15005063]

>>15004215
>he's a bootlicker rulefag
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "hobby" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he reports threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he reports threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

[Anonymous No.15005071]

imagine being american lmao

[Anonymous No.15005078]

>>15003800
Nothing I already ate and eating between meals is pretty bad for you.

[Anonymous No.15005080]

>stress eating
Do they really?

[Anonymous No.15005127]

Woke up to my elderly mother making cannabutter, whole house smells like a blunt. I have decided that gouda is a breakfast cheese.

[Anonymous No.15005130]

I got some storemade pizzas from Safeway, I hope they’re good

[Anonymous No.15005133]

>>15003946
Unless Biden wins like TX and Florida, who do count their votes in a timely fashion. Then its basically over. But thats very unlikely. Sadly this will come down to the slow ass rust belt states.

[Anonymous No.15005135]

>>15005127
Gouda hell did you come to that conclusion?

[Anonymous No.15005139]

>>15004973
That's how I am too. But I guess that's why a lot of things that people eat when stressed are sugary and don't really require too much chewing.

[Anonymous No.15005146]

Enchiladas with some rum and nog a lil later in the night

[Anonymous No.15005166]

>>15005133
Basically this. If Biden comes out well ahead in Florida once they start counting, the race will be pretty much decided by 8pm tonight. Trump would have to run pretty much perfectly in every other swing state if he loses Florida, which is looking unrealistic. If Florida is too close to call or goes Trump then it'll be a bit of a wait.

[Anonymous No.15005174]

>>15005063
>he will never have a girlfriend
That's a big assumption, on /ck/ the poster is more likely to be female or gay or both.

[Anonymous No.15005180]

>>15005166
But Trump said if we have to wait it's because they're tampering with the results and the supreme court agreed.

[Anonymous No.15005192]

>>15003800
I'm going to enjoy some homemade fried chicken and toasted raviolis with a glass of ice tea. For dessert I'll be having a few shots of Wild Turkey 101

[Anonymous No.15005196]

>>15004679
>I couldn't sleep with myself

[Anonymous No.15005197]

>>15004133
>dominos

[Anonymous No.15005209]

>>15004371
Trump has no reason to concede because of the constant attack he's been under.

[Anonymous No.15005212]

>>15004468
>hanging chads

[Anonymous No.15005222]

>>15004607
John McAfee

[Anonymous No.15005247]

>>15005166
If biden come out well ahead in FL i'm calling complete bullshit, i've been all over this state in the last few weeks and seen mostly Trump signs

[Anonymous No.15005258]

>>15005174
this, /ck/ is like 50/50 male/female and all the males seen to also be gay if that matters and they frequently forget to mention it in their initial post.

[Anonymous No.15005260]

>>15004973
Me too. I cannot eat if I'm stressed.

[Anonymous No.15005262]

>>15005192
not my pic

[Anonymous No.15005277]

>>15003800
I got a pork loin roast that's currently in the oven. Then I'm going to the strip club for $2.50 call your liquor day.

[Anonymous No.15005287]

>>15005277
>going to strip clubs during the pandemic
What's the point? You can't suck a tit or smell her through a facemask.

[Anonymous No.15005292]

>>15004421
if he looked like that i wouldve voted for him

[Anonymous No.15005296]

>>15005287
I've sucked titties and gotten blown during the pandemic. But I told you the point, $2.50 calls. I prepaid my cover years ago when I got lifetime membership so why not if it's the cheapest place to drink today?

[Anonymous No.15005308]

>>15005287
>>15005296
In any case here's my pork loin. Looking forward to that crispy fat but the thermometer says it should still be plenty juicy.

[Anonymous No.15005314]

guacamole, tortilla chips and beer.

[Anonymous No.15005317]

>>15005314
What beer are you drinking?

[Anonymous No.15005319]

>>15005292
true

[Anonymous No.15005354]

>>15005317
bud lime with my bf's frozen jizz in the shape of an ice cube

[Anonymous No.15005361]

>>15005354
Based and Bidenpilled

[Anonymous No.15005366]

>>15003800
filet mignon, baked potato, egg nog, and a handle of vodka

[Anonymous No.15005367]

>>15005354
>frozen jizz in the shape of an ice cube
So, jizz cubes?

[Anonymous No.15005373]

>>15005308
Sliced with rice and a drizzle of the au jus. The color comes from the dry rub which claims to have paprika and "spices" (which I guess means they want to be secretive, but I think it's cayenne powder).

[Anonymous No.15005382]

Works everytime

[Anonymous No.15005389]

>>15005373
Nice.

[Anonymous No.15005434]

>>15005361
Ok chud

[Anonymous No.15005518]

>>15005247
Yeah because any fucking mongoloid in Florida can put up a sign. Probably won’t happen because Florida is a fucking shit hole.

[Anonymous No.15005548]

>>15005518
Florida, our laws and our citizens are wonderful, it you shitty tourists that ruin it.

[Anonymous No.15005642]

>>15005389
Thanks, made it to the club, thought this would amuse y'all.

[Anonymous No.15005650]

>>15005548
esl bro....first you need to learn grammar before you start calling people tourists.

[Anonymous No.15005675]

6 glasses of wine and maybe some mashed potatoes, or haribo star mix

[Anonymous No.15005686]

>>15005650
Florida is Cuba north and that's OK because they hate commies too.

[Anonymous No.15005693]

>>15003825
pitiful fucks giving into addiction

[Anonymous No.15005701]

Not american so don't give a fuck and will most certainly not be planning my dinner around the election

[Anonymous No.15005714]

>>15004371
if someone who pulls in less than 50 people per rally comes even close to winning against someone who sells out stadiums then theres a legitimate beef with the process

[Anonymous No.15005719]

If Trump and Biden were in a cook-off, what would each prepare, realistically and then in the offthetop anime?

[Anonymous No.15005737]

>>15005719
trump would cook a well done ribeye with ketchup
biden would read off a recipe for a grilled new york strip his campaign team put together then do the steps out of order and burn the shit out of it.

[Anonymous No.15005761]

>>15005719
Trump would cook taco salads a la his hotels to appeal to Hispanic vote. Biden would serve warmed Ensures.

[Anonymous No.15005763]

>>15003800
>be in australia
>went to bed at like 4am
>wanted to sleep until 2pm when the polls are closed and results have started to come in
>get woken up by cunts doing construction at 6am
now it's still 3 hours until lunchtime.
I got some marshmellows I might eat soon. Not sure what I'm getting for lunch. Maybe a snackpack from uber.

[Anonymous No.15005765]

Just made some marsala chicken. although I was going to make it regardless

[Anonymous No.15005777]

>>15005719
I envision trump doing a tater tot casserole and biden some sort of charcuterie plate with wine. both hard to mess up

[Anonymous No.15005819]

>>15005686
this

[Anonymous No.15005834]

>>15005719
irl
>trump orders airforce1 drop in burgers and ketchup
>biden chokes and dies on bbq fumes

[Anonymous No.15005850]

>>15005719
trump and biden would both serve whatever was available to purchase nearby in real life

in the over the top anime Trump and his sidekick guy fieri would compete against Biden and either the ghost of or a robot version of Anthony Bourdain. Both teams would be shown to make elaborate processes and use high tech equipment. Both would plate the same thing, a deluxe hamburger. They would be defeated by the third challenger, a japanese high school boy and his demon angel 7 foot tall big titty legendary chef girlfriend/concubine member who gets mad at him alot

[Anonymous No.15005885]

Got home around midnight after work so I'm just throwing this in the oven and having it with some leftover roasted vegetables.
Didn't even have any dill; that's fennel I put on there. Life is misery.

[Anonymous No.15005903]

>>15004221
Wow man, that's deep.

[Anonymous No.15005910]

>Was going to order pizza from a local pizza place I like
>Read recent reviews and they went to absolute shit after COVID hit.
>Decided to get wings from a different place.

So yeah, Wings + Alcohol.

[Anonymous No.15005932]

>>15005885
sorry homie, been there

at least your doing that much, lmao

[Anonymous No.15005942]

>>15003800
>kosher

[Anonymous No.15005952]

>>15005885
That's some pretty good leftovers, imo. When you work late how long does it take you to get to sleep. I've been scheduled for anywhere from 7 to 13 hour turnarounds (the former WAY against company policy) and it doesn't seem to matter if I have less than 14, it sucks regardless.

[Anonymous No.15005961]

>>15005642
Left the strip club because I needed better cigarettes, ended up at local tp and I'm going to get an old fashioned. I'm sorta doxxing myself but I usually sign t north Texas Kroger fag anyways.

[Anonymous No.15006045]

>>15005434
Cool it with the antisemitism, bud

[Anonymous No.15006053]

>>15005961
K... KEEP ME POSTED

[Anonymous No.15006056]

Popcorn, but not for stress, for entertainment.

[Anonymous No.15006114]

>>15006053
There's really not much more to say, I made a big meat shield early and now just drinking. I'm going to make pork fried rice with my leftover loin tomorrow and will post here or elsewhere if this archives. But rest assured I'm doing all of this to celebrate a personal accomplishment, not election day.

[Anonymous No.15006117]

>>15003800
I made coneys and masturbated to Asian porn/Taylor Swift pictures several times so far

[Anonymous No.15006119]

>>15006114
Although the 5 dollar bulleit rye old fashioned I had was great...my local tp does mixology right and it would probably cost 15-20 at a Vegas or otherwise hipster bar, sorry I didn't get a picture.

[Anonymous No.15006128]

>>15005885
turned out alright.

[Anonymous No.15006136]

>>15006128
I like the way the beets colour the potatoes.
It was a big piece. I'm having the other half at work tomorrow night so I can make the girls with the sangewedges envious.

[Anonymous No.15006142]

>>15005952
Shift ends at 11 PM and I'm home between 11:30 and midnight.
I usually go to bed around 5 or 6 AM.
It's not a good system.

[Anonymous No.15006170]

>>15006142
So you start at 2 or 3? Well here's a song for you: https://youtu.be/ztibpXAryg4

[Anonymous No.15006175]

>>15006170
Yeah, evening shift is 3PM to 11 PM
I like those and the night shifts, which is the next 8 hours, better than days, which are 7AM to 3PM.
Just not a morning person I suppose.

[Anonymous No.15006177]

>>15006136
looks good

[Anonymous No.15006205]

>>15006177
Goddammit I can't wait for the 2021 lemonpig thread.

[Anonymous No.15006231]

>kosher salt
FUCK
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.15006245]

Mashed potatoes with Indian food

[Anonymous No.15006257]

>>15006177
I wonder what that little fella looks like now. I ended up putting him in salt to preserve him.
I'll smash open the jar when we make the new one.
He wasn't looking too hot after I cooked him inside a duck.

[Anonymous No.15006260]

ur mom

[Anonymous No.15006296]

>>15005714
Or maybe people who go to rallies just have no life and Trump attracts more no life losers so they go to his rallies.

[Anonymous No.15006304]

>>15005763
in America a snackpack is pudding

[Anonymous No.15006318]

[Anonymous No.15006325]

decided to get a half chicken & chips for lunch.

[Anonymous No.15006336]

>>15003800
I made pasta, green beans and mushrooms, fried apples, and garlic bread.

[Anonymous No.15006344]

>>15006318
>>15006336
Do Americans eat in trays?...

[Anonymous No.15006353]

>>15006344
I am watching the election results on my computer, not at the table. When I eat at the table I use plates.

[Anonymous No.15006376]

>>15006353
I eat in plates in front of my computer... I don't know anyone who own trays...

[Anonymous No.15006382]

>>15006353
my laptop is on the ottoman and I am on the couch. It's hard to balance a plate on a squishy couch but the tray stays put.

[Anonymous No.15006383]

>>15006344
I'm looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (Korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i don't want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

[Anonymous No.15006407]

>>15006376
my family has always used them. We had to use one if we weren't eating at the table and it's not a bad way to keep things from sliding onto the floor when you are walking to the other side of the house. I just picked up the habit from growing up. My grandparent's were the same way, we are tray people.

[Anonymous No.15006415]

>>15006407
That's very odd to me. Thank you for the insight and take care

[Anonymous No.15006418]

what should I bake? I'm thinking brownies but open to suggestions.

[Anonymous No.15006436]

>>15006415
sure thing! you too!

[Anonymous No.15006443]

>>15006418
brownies, chop up some halloween candy to put in them.

[Anonymous No.15006491]

>>15006257
i am looking forward to that

[Anonymous No.15006496]

>>15003800
i don't stress eat
but i might make cookies tomorrow since i've been craving a dessert and need to use up cocoa powder before it goes bad

[Anonymous No.15006540]

>>15003800
grillin' steaks with all the fixin's to celebrate biden's victory.

[Anonymous No.15006554]

it’s real

[Anonymous No.15006604]

>>15003800
leftover peetzer from sunday. i'm not posting a pic because i'm not one of those faggots who takes pics of his food.

[Anonymous No.15006800]

>>15006418
I decided instead to make five chocolate cookies.

[Anonymous No.15006891]

>>15003800
cheers

[Anonymous No.15006909]

>>15004520
Of course, I have enough for everyone.

[Anonymous No.15006913]

>>15006800
Dude, those dont look like cookies they look like some kind of turds.

[Anonymous No.15006964]

>>15003946
Fuck off demoralzation fag. Trump wins tonight but ballot stuffers will insist on continuing the count.

[Anonymous No.15007003]

>>15003835

[Anonymous No.15007021]

>>15006136

man i miss you from the fml threads, your gravies are the best

[Anonymous No.15007028]

>>15003800
I had a bowl of cereal, I have been having some good laughs over the hours.

[Anonymous No.15007089]

>>15006891
you fucking slob

[Anonymous No.15007126]

>>15007089
hey, I'm busy..

[Anonymous No.15007162]

I picked up some Taco Bell. Turns out they didn't actually take the Belle Grande off the rewards menu. Oops

[Anonymous No.15007168]

>kosher salt
fucking jews

[Anonymous No.15007169]

>>15007162
bonus!

[Anonymous No.15007219]

>>15007162
It wasn't the greatest Belle Grande ever, but it's nice to still have as an option every so often without paying an arm and a leg.

[Anonymous No.15007477]

>>15007021
I've been busy with work and stuff.
Stew season is starting, though. I should maybe start making my own threads instead of relying on the catguy to make one.

[Anonymous No.15007595]

I'm eating anger right now. Trump has already said he won, but they're still trying to cheat their way in. We can't let them get away with it.

[Anonymous No.15007656]

>>15004758
It shows sweaty

[Anonymous No.15007672]

>>15004221
thanks for spacing out your comment so much, really makes a big difference

[Anonymous No.15007673]

>>15007672
American life is centered around food.
The so-called "football" season is just an excuse to stuff their faces with pizza ans chicken wings.
So, to the surprise of no one, they're gonna skome weed, drink beer and stuff their fat bellies with copious amount of food, then pass out in a puddle of their own vomit.
The American way.

Yes.

[Anonymous No.15007680]

>>15007673
could you repost that with a bit more space between your sentences? i can barely read it

[Anonymous No.15007812]

>>15003825
an excuse to gorge yourself because you think eating stuff will help deal with your stress and anxiety over something.

[Anonymous No.15007816]

>>15003800
well i didn't have anything last night except some tacos

[Anonymous No.15007845]

>>15003800
Well, what are the Republicans eating for stress? Burgers? Don't have a heart attack! Of course you will you fat fucks.

[Anonymous No.15007881]

>>15007845
Nothing. They aren't irrational children who throw tantrums when things don't go their way

[Anonymous No.15007889]

>>15007881
Yes they are.

[Anonymous No.15007898]

>>15007889
When there are mass protests against biden and people not being able to show up to work or school because he won, let me know.

[Anonymous No.15007947]

>>15007898
tea party

[Anonymous No.15007948]

>>15007947
Are you having a stroke?

[Anonymous No.15008124]

>>15003800
>not one person said humble pie yet
come on

[Anonymous No.15008141]

>>15005127
Is that simply Sara?

[Anonymous No.15008201]

>>15003804
fucking based

[Anonymous No.15008360]

>>15003825
>What the fuck is "stress eating"

[Anonymous No.15008374]

>>15003800

I was house sitting for my mother, and she bought six discount steaks as payment when she got back.

She had a big, great ribeye with the bone in, 2 ribeyes without the bone. and 3 strip steaks. I don't like NY strip, and they don't look that good. I wanted the bone-in ribeye, but I got her to admit that she wanted the bone-in ribeye, and told her that if she doesn't eat it in the next 2 days, I will.

I'm only interested in the ribeyes. It's my favorite cut. I don't really give a fuck if you guys prefer a tri tip or whatever fancy shit you like. They don't put tri-tips on sale for 5-7 dollars a steak. They do that with ribeye regularly at the grocery store by me. I pan fry them in a cast iron, and I only add salt. I don't add any fucking pepper. I don't add any fucking garlic. I don't add any fucking anything, but salt.

Rare steak. Salt. That's it.

I don't give a fuck about politics I'm a nihilist.

[Anonymous No.15008380]

I'm an adult man so I don't stress eat, I lift weights

[Anonymous No.15008397]

>>15008374
>I'm a nihilist

[Anonymous No.15008407]

>>15008397

Hope you enjoy your cringe compilation that you have, Shrek.

With your reaction things.

[Anonymous No.15008419]

>>15008374
cringest post ive ever read

[Anonymous No.15008428]

>>15008419

I'm glad you're an empath bud. you got the 15-25 year old stare, and I really can't fault you for it. Enjoy your gay life.

[Anonymous No.15008457]

>>15008428
>thinks hes edgy cuz hes a 'nihilist' lmao

[Anonymous No.15008474]

>>15003825
>eating water

[Anonymous No.15008475]

>>15003800
>>15008360
Holy fuck I hate Reddit

[Anonymous No.15008476]

>>15003800
cereal wit da heroin spoon

[Anonymous No.15008482]

>>15008360
>absolute state of Millennials

[Anonymous No.15008524]

other boards too fast
this is a wonderful little time capsule

[Anonymous No.15008608]

>One (1) bowl of Crispx cereal - 675 calories
>One (1) package of strawberry cottage cheese mixed with ghost pepper hot sauce - 150 calories
>Four (4) multivitamins, gummy - 30 calories

[Anonymous No.15008609]

>>15008524
ck is /ck/omfy

[Anonymous No.15008691]

/pol/ is pure cancer.
Be the chemo by reporting any and all political threads and posts as off topic.

[Anonymous No.15008741]

>>15003951
Simply and unequivocally based

[Anonymous No.15009139]

>bowl of cereal
>675cal
Are you using a mixing bowl and chocolate milk?

[Anonymous No.15009146]

I'm still enjoying copious beers.
Election night is basically over so this is just me saying "thank god its over" and enjoying another X years of political faggotry until I can travel again and not be stuck in this North American hellhole.

[Anonymous No.15009173]

>>15004049
Not even their promo shots look good.
Have some self respect.

[Anonymous No.15009544]

>>15004970
hamplanet detected. eat less you whale

[Anonymous No.15009648]

>>15003800

[Anonymous No.15009652]

>>15009648
my dog literally threw something up like this the other day

[Anonymous No.15009829]

>>15009652
How did it taste?

[Anonymous No.15009839]

>>15007881
>implying
Republicans are literal manchildren. Trump is the worst. Just look at his shitfits you disingenious right-winger.

[Anonymous No.15009860]

>>15007881
Guess all the malding and screaming at cameras about Biden stealing the election is mature adult behavior

[Anonymous No.15009866]

Cyanide

[Anonymous No.15009872]

>>15009829
the dog immediately ate it

[Anonymous No.15010037]

>>15009839
I don't like trump and he's not a conservative
>>15009860
A handful of retards vs thousands in the streets screaming about fake russian probes for 4 years is a bit different

[Anonymous No.15010077]

>>15010037
I wish I had a selective memory. It would be so nice to feel right all the time.

[Anonymous No.15010084]

>>15003800
Humboldt Fog and Port Salut cheese with stuffed clams on wheat crackers and a habanero sauce.
>also got wasted on marza with a french dip to wash it down before I went to vote

[Anonymous No.15010090]

>>15010037
Yeah give it a few months and the magatards will absolutely lose their minds constantly screeching about a "stolen election" because that's what Trump is going to cope with

[Anonymous No.15010115]

>>15007477

hell yeah, i'm there for that

[Anonymous No.15010125]

>>15003800
Banana and vanilla ice cream
Side of popcorn to share with great grandpapa

[Anonymous No.15010224]

>>15007673
You must have never met a Chink, Saudi, or Frenchie

[Anonymous No.15010227]

>>15008476
>Hunter Biden
>posting on 4chan
>why am I not surprised?

[Anonymous No.15010322]

>>15010077
It's not really selective. I watched it happen in my city. And then I watched my city get torched. Twice. It's been great.
>>15010090
Of course he is. He's a narcissistic retard who can't handle losing. Kind of like his followers.