/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15001086]

Why does the yolk always break when I crack eggs into the pan? Another lunch ruined

[Anonymous No.15001097]

crack the egg and drop the yolk lower to the pan

[Anonymous No.15001098]

Crack your eggs on a flat surface, like a countertop, instead of a rim or edge

[Anonymous No.15001100]

>>15001086
Lrn 2 crk eg

[Anonymous No.15001104]

The yolk likes to separate from the whites in older eggs, or cheap as fuck industry eggs for some reason.

Make sure your eggs are no where near expiration and being stored properly.

[Anonymous No.15001110]

>>15001086
Punch it with your ring like jack does

[Anonymous No.15001113]

ANTIFA and the deep state are anti egg

[Anonymous No.15001127]

>>15001086
Your eggs suck.
My duck eggs are so strong I can poke the yolk through with a stick and it still wont run.
But my ducks are stacys and the chickens you get your eggs from are virgins.

[Anonymous No.15001303]

Why is trump so hilariously ugly

[Anonymous No.15001317]

>>15001086
I feel like trump would seem a little more respectable if he grew facial hair.
Why is facial hair still looked down upon in politics? It's not the fucking 00's anymore.

[Anonymous No.15001325]

>>15001098
based

[Anonymous No.15001355]

>>15001317

[Anonymous No.15001375]

>>15001317
>I feel like trump would seem a little more respectable if he grew facial hair.
Have you seen al-Trudeau bin Castro lately?

>>15001355
>shave the beard, bigots!

[Anonymous No.15001468]

>>15001086
get good dumbass

[Anonymous No.15001485]

>>15001375
>Have you seen al-Trudeau bin Castro lately?

counterpoint: lion ted's redemption arc

[Anonymous No.15001486]

>>15001485
Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.15001523]

>>15001317
>Why is facial hair still looked down upon in politics? It's not the fucking 00's anymore.
Like tattoos, facial hair outside of actual mountain man cold climates screams "unclassy" and lazy or unkempt. Outside the norm haircuts and facial hair are also a form of rebellion when it's not in fashion. Being a rebel is frowned upon when it has a kneejerk reaction of distaste among your voting base. It's a popularity contest. Right away the majority of women can't stand it, so repelling 50% of your voting base is a dumb move. The facial hair will go away again when it's reelection time for those that do add it, along with the more photogenic weight loss and refreshers on the plastic surgery.

[Anonymous No.15001533]

>>15001485
>fat
cancels out

[Anonymous No.15001539]

>>15001317
He probably can't grow one.

[Anonymous No.15001544]

>>15001086
because you buy cheap shit eggs with thin shells and milky yolks and your hands are clubby

[Anonymous No.15001548]

>>15001544
if they're so thin how come they never peel right

[Anonymous No.15001609]

>>15001548
try boiling them with baking soda

[Anonymous No.15002056]

>>15001609
my grandma said to use vinegar and this is the opposite, which is the right way???

[Anonymous No.15002122]

>>15001317
trump can't grow facial hair.
he's also 6'1", not 6'3". Look at him standing next to Yeb

[Anonymous No.15002131]

>>15001086
I chop open my eggs with a spoon

[Anonymous No.15002135]

>>15001317
He would look so fucking good

[Anonymous No.15002154]

>>15002135
He doesn't have enough testosterone to grow a beard like that.

[Anonymous No.15002172]

>>15002154
>>15002135
>>15002122
stop talking about stupid shit and tell me why my eggs are hard to open

[Anonymous No.15002195]

>>15002172
just try to crack them in a single hit so there aren't any sharp points on the edges of the shell
those always tear my yolks

[Anonymous No.15002258]

>>15002195
I usually tap them on the counter top and then peel off the parts I can (I do not have fingernails) but it always takes off chunks of the egg white, please help I have tried every suggestion on the internet

[Anonymous No.15002303]

>>15002258
in my experience if you have to peel anything you've done it wrong

[Anonymous No.15002321]

>>15002303
are shells supposed to dissolve if you do it right??

[Anonymous No.15002327]

>>15002321
Sure thing chud

[Anonymous No.15002357]

>>15002327
I have this sense that you're being mean and that's not what /ck/ is all about so please go away, ok? thank you.

does anybody else know how to make hard boiled eggs peel properly?

[Anonymous No.15002374]

Because you probably buy shit eggs. I have to fucking stab mine to get them to break.

>>15002357

Start in cold water, bring to boil, once its boiled for a minute remove from heat, let stand 10 minutes for hard and 6 for soft. Once done, dunk into ice bath. After a few minutes, when you want to peel, place paper towel on flat surface, palm the egg and tap the side firm enough to just crack the shell. Then roll the egg up and down the paper towel, pressing just enouh so the entire middle fractures. Grab a piece and the membrane should separate quite easily, taking the shell with it.

[Anonymous No.15002378]

>>15002357
Boil your eggs however you want with salt and vinegar.
>ice bath
>peel
If they're still hard to peel, warm them quickly with hot water then peel
Its really not that fucking hard

[Anonymous No.15002383]

>>15001086
hahaha retard deleted his pic

[Anonymous No.15002384]

>>15002374
>>15002378
I swear I have tried this countless times and always the shell pulls off chunks of the egg white when I peel it, even when I am slow and gentle

[Anonymous No.15002436]

>>15002321
What? No. When you get it right the shell breaks cleanly along a line.

[Anonymous No.15002528]

>>15002384
Maybe that's the problem.
The way I break eggs is with a light but firm tap against a flat surface. It doesn't have a 100 percent success rate, maybe because eggs like most organic things are made slightly different from each other, but it works most of the time.

[Anonymous No.15002532]

You have to activate the yolks first

[Anonymous No.15002554]

>>15002383
OP here. I didn't delete it. It was the faggot mods

[Anonymous No.15002780]

>>15001086
Old shitty eggs. Used to cook 50 eggs at a time without 1 breaking. They were never over 6 days old. If they were they went into the scrambled egg.