/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14996231]

Sex haver here. Ever cook with your woman ck?

[Anonymous No.14996234]

>>14996231
Yes, we all have genders and that is usually referred to as "sex".

[Anonymous No.14996292]

>>14996231
Usually not together. My girl is Korean so she generally handles Asian cuisine and I cook western style dishes. Its nice to switch off and see someone you care about enjoy a meal you prepared for them.

[Anonymous No.14996305]

>>14996292
Koreans are the ugliest asians

[Anonymous No.14996315]

>>14996305
Wrong

[Anonymous No.14996324]

>>14996305
After 6 years of living in Korea and 3 in Japan, with a few month long visits to China thrown in, I strongly disagree.

[Anonymous No.14996327]

>>14996305
Wrong, Indonesian or Filipina take the crown there.

[Anonymous No.14996331]

She'll cut my veggies every now an again

Shes a shit cook so id prefer to not have her involved majority of the time

[Anonymous No.14996343]

>>14996231
>Dirty stove, filthy kettle and coffee maker, overloaded frying pan, everything coated in a nice thin layer of grease.

Do you ever clean OP? or didn't your mom teach you that?

[Anonymous No.14996354]

>>14996231
no, women fucking suck at cooking

[Anonymous No.14996357]

No woman will ever sit foot in my home.

[Anonymous No.14996378]

>>14996231
I see her protruding nipple.
And clean your fucking stove top.

[Anonymous No.14996382]

>>14996343
>expecting me to clean a scorched kettle that’s 6 years old
Do you wipe your stove do w after every meal? She clean it biweekly and I cook on it every day so yeah it’s got some grease on it
Got me to reply/10 nice job

Anyway the stew is ready you can have some if you want

[Anonymous No.14996390]

>>14996231
Thats a boy

[Anonymous No.14996411]

>>14996231
Your woman looks like a femboy

[Anonymous No.14996420]

>>14996382
barkeeper's friend will get your kettle clean in <5 min with minimal scrubbing
do it, it's nice

[Anonymous No.14996430]

>>14996382
You clean your kitchen twice a week.

Fuck me raise your standards. Your toaster looks like it might smoke if it were to get hot.

[Anonymous No.14996434]

>>14996315
>>14996324
Plastic surgery capital of the world, idiots.

[Anonymous No.14996437]

>>14996382
lol filth
show me a pic of your bathroom

[Anonymous No.14996444]

>>14996430
Not everyone is a germaphobe clean freak, faggot.

[Anonymous No.14996454]

>>14996434
So? Do you stick your dick in their soul?

[Anonymous No.14996461]

>>14996411
>As if that's a bad thing

[Anonymous No.14996463]

>>14996231
>toaster and speakers?? left on the counter when not in use

[Anonymous No.14996469]

Depends. If it's something basic like pasta or tacos then yea, anything more complex leads to us arguing because of my autism clashing with her doing stuff wrong.

[Anonymous No.14996518]

>>14996430
That's plainly obvious. But not everyone lives in a pigsty with a tranny who's just started "her" hormones either.

[Anonymous No.14996521]

>>14996463
It's a trans thing, you wouldn't understand.

[Anonymous No.14996523]

>>14996430
I take off my stove things and clean my stove once a week. Kitchen is otherwise spotless at the end of the day. Nice reading comprehension my man

[Anonymous No.14996531]

>>14996454
>having sex with people you don't care about
What's it like to be hollow inside?

[Anonymous No.14996534]

>>14996454
>more attractive than X and Y
>plastic surgery capital of the world
Not how it works

[Anonymous No.14996536]

>>14996231
I've tried to, me ex made decent desserts but for real food no way, I do that way better. I don't even know if she made that right, I suspect it was her mom. That's why I didn't marry her or knock her up.

[Anonymous No.14996549]

>>14996461
>>14996231
Holy shit clean your kitchen tranny chaser

[Anonymous No.14996557]

One has to be a real dumbass retard to marry some talentless bitch these days.

[Anonymous No.14996561]

>>14996327
the browner it get the worse
unironically

[Anonymous No.14996564]

>>14996231
I know a fine little fuck toy twink when I see it

[Anonymous No.14996572]

>>14996331
But they're stupid and might cut their own fingers then guess who has to pay for it, you do!

[Anonymous No.14996573]

>all these salty anons won’t be fucking something as good as this tonight and ALSO don’t even cook with their Significant other.

Fucking lmao @ the lot of you

[Anonymous No.14996575]

>>14996231
I haven’t felt human touch in so long

[Anonymous No.14996577]

>>14996573
>hiding your fembois face so you don't have to be reminded of your homosexual sins
kek

[Anonymous No.14996579]

>>14996573
lmao but you didn't get the rotation on that stupid picture right, you're nobody to say shit.

[Anonymous No.14996589]

>>14996523
>I take off my stove things and clean my stove once a week
>She clean it biweekly and I cook on it every day so
Biweekly
bi·week·ly
/bīˈwēklē/
adjective: biweekly; adjective: bi-weekly
done, produced, or occurring every two weeks or twice a week.

Jesus christ dude. I mean what?

[Anonymous No.14996590]

>>14996573
Why is that retarded bitch hiding her face? Is she that stupid looking?

[Anonymous No.14996600]

>>14996231
not often, women can't cook and I don't want them in my kitchen

[Anonymous No.14996601]

>>14996590
No, she's obviously a tranny and OP is too ashamed to show her face. The hands are a dead giveaway.

[Anonymous No.14996614]

>>14996573
Shaped like a damn ironing board

[Anonymous No.14996618]

>>14996573
>posting pics of your gf online to own literally who's

[Anonymous No.14996625]

She made some cinnamon rolls for dessert. Sunday’s are nice. I call ck a /whoreboard/, cause it’s just so easy man

[Anonymous No.14996638]

>>14996625
you're the one pimping pics of your chick online for (yous), i'd never show my wife on here to these masturbators.

[Anonymous No.14996639]

>>14996575
Post address

[Anonymous No.14996643]

>>14996638
yet you're the faggot posting some british cunt that nobody cares about

[Anonymous No.14996644]

>>14996638
We’re both browsing rn kinda having a goof. Idk it’s amusing how giving angry ck will get over women

[Anonymous No.14996657]

>>14996638
Oh come on dude. OP posted something, but it's very unlikely that's a chick.

[Anonymous No.14996661]

>>14996638
Who the fuck in their right mind cares about that british cunt bitch? The cunt needs to flail its arms about to make a shit lame tv show, that's pathetic.

[Anonymous No.14996663]

>>14996644
you're too optimistic
anyone who posts a pic of themselves or someone else on an anonymous imageboard gets shit no matter their gender (or race)

now post a pic of your bathroom
i wanna see where your gf shits

[Anonymous No.14996669]

>>14996663
Except the faggot brits.

[Anonymous No.14996671]

>>14996663
That’s true. What Were doing is really worse than tripfagging. Won’t make a habit of it

[Anonymous No.14996672]

>>14996669
wat

[Anonymous No.14996676]

>>14996672
Read into it you brit cunt!

[Anonymous No.14996681]

>>14996672
Are you so retarded that you expect me to repeat myself to the likes of you?

[Anonymous No.14996682]

>>14996315
chinese is the only good looking there

[Anonymous No.14996683]

>>14996681
no
just retarded enough to explain what you meant

[Anonymous No.14996691]

>>14996231
>cooking
>with women
im sorry but women belong in the laundry room, not the kitchen

[Anonymous No.14996695]

>>14996683
I used English, apparently you're not capable of that so piss off.

[Anonymous No.14996696]

>>14996573
I smell a delicious twink

[Anonymous No.14996707]

>>14996695
my mom told me it's rude to bully the mentally disabled
you could just explain it to me instead of getting mad

[Anonymous No.14996710]

>>14996454
>t. wants to have an ugly baby

[Anonymous No.14996749]

>look at me I definitely have sex
>look I have a female companion
>I bet all you losers don't have sex
>nooo shes not a tranny!!
>shutup incels!
congrats bro u had some sex and whored out your woman for some attention (You)s

you would think you might have more maturity than the average /ck/ poster somehow you have even less

[Anonymous No.14996750]

>>14996707
You should see some of my ex girlfriends, hot as fuck but dumber than a box of rocks.

[Anonymous No.14996770]

>>14996750
that's rude.
i know some pretty smart rocks.

[Anonymous No.14996773]

>>14996770
I've never seen or dealt with a fucking rock that's smarter that I can throw it.

[Anonymous No.14996780]

>>14996773

[Anonymous No.14996786]

I cook with my gf all the time you guys just dont know her, she goes to a different school

[Anonymous No.14996788]

>>14996780
I think he needs a basset hound.

[Anonymous No.14996819]

>>14996786
Those are the cute ones, the ones that dont go to the same schools, that makes it more fun.

[Anonymous No.14996823]

>>14996382
>Do you wipe your stove do w after every meal?

Yep. Sure do.

[Anonymous No.14996832]

>>14996573
Lol

[Anonymous No.14996851]

>>14996315
dont be dissin nobita nigga

[Anonymous No.14996869]

>>14996788
he would have been a better Batou than whoever they got for that godawful GitS film

[Anonymous No.14996930]

>>14996454
>t.

[Anonymous No.14996949]

>>14996382
Yeah, because I'm not a helpless manbaby and don't enjoy the smell of old grease and food splatter. You're probably such a couple of fucking pigs you don't even notice the filth anymore. You probably eat her shitty pooper, too.

[Anonymous No.14996960]

>>14996930
How fucking mad would you be, lmao... wasn't there a guy that got married to a woman and literally sued her after a week because it was the first time he'd ever seen her deceptive ass without makeup? Like she de-aged herself like 20 years by caking that shit on and turns out she was all droop and wrinkles.

[Anonymous No.14997006]

>>14996292
so you don't have sex together, insteresting

[Anonymous No.14997017]

>>14996357
based volcel/homossexual

[Anonymous No.14997054]

>>14996231
I did when I had a girlfriend. It was wonderful. We made all sorts of stuff. I still think about her sometimes even though we broke up 7 years ago...

[Anonymous No.14997095]

>>14997054
>7 years ago
Jesus Christ anon it’s time to move on

[Anonymous No.14997121]

>>14997095
I have. I just haven't been able to find a relationship. I assure you I'm fine and don't dwell on it.

[Anonymous No.14998545]

i cook food without help and then have sexe with it

[Anonymous No.14998573]

>>14996231
hey anon, this is a very comfy picture. nothing like cooking up a nice meal with gf and staying in pjs all day on a sunday. v wholesome. also, i have the same espresso pot, girlfriend, stove, and toaster as you.

[Anonymous No.14998584]

I am 33 years old and never had a gf

[Anonymous No.14998605]

Link to archived pic of OP’s tranny bf he posted then deleted when xer got mad but now xer realizes it’s on Internet foreber and denies OP xer boipucci tonite


https://i.warosu.org/data/ck/img/0149/96/1604274276853.jpg

[Anonymous No.14998615]

never eating at your house OP. you are filthy.

[Anonymous No.14998626]

>>14996305
you forget that Indians are Asians

[Anonymous No.14998636]

>>14996231
Not really. Have a small kitchen so we take turns. Only exception is if we're preparing some things for a family potluck or Thanksgiving, etc. It's fun when we do, but I think it wouldn't work out if we cooked together all the time.

[Anonymous No.14998639]

When I was engaged we cooked every meal together. Now I only have a FWB and shes cute and nice but also from a wealthy family so she has no clue how to cook so I do it all, and have no desire to teach her because outside of lunch and literally watching Netflix shows together our relationship is purely physical.

[Anonymous No.14998641]

>>14998584
Become the GF and take the tranny pill.

[Anonymous No.14998646]

>>14998584

How? I’m a 5’6” manlet and I get laid, and besides humor and charisma I accept I’m fairly average looking

How do people not get laid in high school, EVERYONE has raging hormones,you might not fuck the prom queen but you can still hit on and score some bases with the Korean obsessed with violin practice or the chubby nerd girl.

[Anonymous No.14998647]

>>14996382
Dude you just clean as you go, it's not a big deal. If you've ever worked in a kitchen you should know how important that is so you avoid having caked on shit at the end of the night.

[Anonymous No.14998652]

>>14996357
THE CHOSEN ONE

[Anonymous No.14998769]

>>14998646
Feelings of inadequacy due to how my family treats me.

[Anonymous No.14998785]

>>14996231
lord that pan is overcrowded

[Anonymous No.14998795]

>>14996382

>that
>”stew”

I wish I could say something about the Europoors but your stove clock in the OP synchs up with my time zone. Learn to cook a real stew you tranny fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.14998804]

yes i have to, because im a much better cook and i enjoy food that tastes good.

[Anonymous No.14998821]

>>14996382
Don't listen to the chicken bleachers, unless you have the immune system of a cancer patient you won't get sick by having a little bit of dirt here and there

[Anonymous No.14998828]

>>14998646
>How do people not get laid in high school
Self sabotage due to chronic anxiety. I'm glad it didn't happen though. With my adult brain I choose to not do it until marriage because I expect that from whatever girl I end up with. Statistically, marriages where both spouses were virgins before consummating have better outcomes. I have been tempted before, like on the very edge of doing it, before snapping back to reality.

[Anonymous No.14998839]

>>14996231
what a filthyass kitchen. Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.14998849]

>>14998828
what are sources for that kind of statistics?

[Anonymous No.14998851]

>>14996960
lol that is literally on the man for not seeing through that makeup

[Anonymous No.14998871]

>>14998849
https://ifstudies.org/blog/counterintuitive-trends-in-the-link-between-premarital-sex-and-marital-stability/

There's one source. I haven't read this particular source, but the one I was looking for I couldn't find, sorry.

[Anonymous No.14998890]

>>14996231
sex haver with a flat assed woman?

ok

[Anonymous No.14998895]

>>14998871
hmmmm I guess being chained to your first partner kinda helps, not 100% guaranteed though and even if it were eternal marriage isn't virtuous in itself

[Anonymous No.14998903]

>>14996231
flick her nipple for me, will ya?

[Anonymous No.14998910]

>>14998895
I think that if you have kids and get a divorce, that event is traumatic and will likely result in some kind of psychological issues for the kids, making it harder for them to find happiness. If I have a child in the future, I want that child to have the maximum potential for happiness and success. In my view, marriage is about way more than sex.

[Anonymous No.14998924]

>>14998895

I wouldn't say it is being chained but rather experiencing a lot of firsts together, and being tied to each other through the experience. A virgin is more likely to tolerate mediocre sex vs some thot who knows she can just get some some stellar sex from some stud in a bar. Even if the virgin who waited till marriage to have sex found some sex pro, they will probably go back to their spouse due to all of the other feelings they have towards them that aren't related to sex. People with multiple partners spread these feelings across multiple people, which makes it easier to abandon the relationship.

[Anonymous No.14998930]

>>14998910
Like I said marriage doesn't equate happiness. Scores of married people stay together for bad reasons, cheat on each other, even end up killing one another. I think divorced actually helps people get out of shitty relationships that are detrimental to children.
There's nothing like those old times solid marriages, Dad beating Mom, Dad fucking whores, Mom fucking the neighbor, Daddy drinking, Mommy popping pills, everybody really happy.

[Anonymous No.14998932]

>>14998924
but these are fake feelings bro

[Anonymous No.14998975]

>>14998932
You can convince yourself of anything being fake if you try hard enough my fren

[Anonymous No.14999024]

I hate women.

[Anonymous No.14999047]

>>14998975
quite the opposite actually
>she's not so bad after all
>he hits me but I have these happy memories somewhere

[Anonymous No.14999051]

I am married. My wife cannot cook for shit. She fucks up even the most basic things, like pancakes. When family visit, it's embarrassing, because I'm doing all the cooking. My mum and sister are both traditional housewife types,which makes it worse. People talk about trying to find a woman who is hot, who is interesting and funny, shares your hobbies, or whatnot -- but you should also try to get one who can cook. It will make your life much better.

[Anonymous No.14999054]

Yes. Have had sex in the kitchen too

[Anonymous No.14999069]

>>14999051
>When family visit, it's embarrassing, because I'm doing all the cooking.
What type of backward society do you live in?
If someone doesn't like cooking he's better away from the stove, just balance the chores accordingly.

[Anonymous No.14999075]

I have never had sex. I am 29
Deal with it

[Anonymous No.14999076]

>>14999069
ok cuck. do you wash your wife's feet too?

[Anonymous No.14999078]

>>14999076
That's my fetish, kid

[Anonymous No.14999085]

>>14999076
>he doesn't
better end it now anon

[Anonymous No.14999103]

>>14996315
That is one ugly fucking korean. The jap would probably look better if he had a proper photographer like the other 2.

[Anonymous No.14999361]

>>14996231
yes and i hate it
either make dinner or get out of my way
why do you need me to make the rice? its rice.
just make it yourself you are already cooking

[Anonymous No.14999376]

>>14996575
i know that feel
funny thing is once it happens again its not all that great
i miss being alone

[Anonymous No.14999377]

>>14996696
>>14996618
>>14996614
>>14996590
>>14996579
>>14996577
For those curious about OP's boyfriend

[Anonymous No.14999388]

>>14998769
i also know that feel
>>14998646
humor and charisma go a long way. Social anxiety is pussy repellent

[Anonymous No.14999392]

>>14996231
She just gets on the way. But I usually get a BJ in the kitchen on down time

[Anonymous No.14999423]

>>14999361
I pull a reverse on this. When I get asked to cook I just take over all the fun stuff and have her prep/cook rice/get water boiling, etc...

I've been steadily improving my GFs cooking skills and now it's like having my own little line cook to do all the stuff I don't want to. It has made cooking my meals that much more enjoyable and allows me to get shit done much more quickly.

I will say starting off was brutal. I basically had to do everything twice, and she was slow and couldn't make any decisions on her own. You have to invest the time upfront, but it will be well worth it.

[Anonymous No.14999431]

>>14996231
>with
No, but she likes to cook FOR me. (I consider myself lucky)

[Anonymous No.14999476]

>>14999377

I'd hit it as long as he stays under the blankets.

[Anonymous No.14999743]

>>14998646
>>14998769
>>14998828
>>14998895
>>14998910
>>14998924
>>14998930
As someone whose parents are divorced because his mother is a whore, there is absolutely zero benefit to your parents getting divorced and over a decade later and 5 years deep into a relationship and I still have massive trust problems revolving around women being whores.

90% of the time divorce is awful for a kid, in fact, you should probably not ever have a kid unless you know you want to be married to someone for the next 18 years until the kid moves the fuck out. The literal only exception I can think of is that one of the parents is a literal pedo or physically abusive as fuck, but outside of that divorce is pretty much negative as fuck. Especially because a shit fucking ton of divorces come from one parent being lazy, selfish, or a total pile of dog shit and that person is usually the mother and she usually gets more custody and then goes around bringing her men over to fuck in front of the kids as well

[Anonymous No.14999773]

All the time. Making Dulce de Leche, pineapple jam and kiwi jam today for her birthday (alone bc shes out of town right now :( )

>pic related, pineapple 'za we made together

[Anonymous No.14999847]

>>14998851
it wasn't makeup, it was plastic surgery. She never told him as you can see with the gremlins she popped out, he sued her for 6 figures. can't remmeber if he won or not

[Anonymous No.14999903]

I get my gf to do all the mixing and stirring just so I can watch her fat milkers and thighs jiggle.

[Anonymous No.14999910]

>>14996357
same

[Anonymous No.14999937]

>>14999377
I have a better ass than that and I'm a dude

[Anonymous No.14999986]

>>14999903
baste

My gf usually helps me prepare ingredients, I do the rest.

[Anonymous No.15000013]

>>14996315
>model
>model
>random
?

[Anonymous No.15000022]

>>14996643
the point of the image is clearly the "get your shit together" as shown by the filename. its not "british cunt.gif"

[Anonymous No.15000302]

>>14996315
Yeah but Nobita is based so I like him over the Americanized plastic fuck dolls.

[Anonymous No.15000394]

>>14996930
This was proven to be fake years ago.

[Anonymous No.15000404]

>>14996710
>wanting to have kids period

[Anonymous No.15001216]

>>14999773
:-(|) le 53% face

[Anonymous No.15001230]

>>14998828
you're gonna have to marry a mormon or something anon, i don't think you've thought this through. probably correlates a lot more strongly with weird shit like whether you eat dinner at the same time together every day and stuff like that

[Anonymous No.15001631]

>>14996231
I have never in the entire 32 years of my life met a woman who could cook.

[Anonymous No.15001818]

Almost never.
Her mise is terrible and she can't work her own station, just flutters around the whole place making a mess.

Her soup is really good though, so I just stay out of the way.

[Anonymous No.15001919]

>>14996231
>he fell for the woman meme

[Anonymous No.15002633]

>>15001919
>implying it's a woman

[Anonymous No.15002647]

>>14996231
>sex haver
You're so proud that you get to slide your cock in a vapid whore who probably gets passed around by Jamal and his boys lol

[Anonymous No.15002658]

>>15002647
No no he was almost subtle you're just an elephant in a library please please PLEASE consider intent and impact before crafting your post. And every post IS an act of craftwork, make no mistake about that.

[Anonymous No.15003208]

>>15001216

[Anonymous No.15003236]

>>14996231
90% of the times I cook and the wife cleans.

[Anonymous No.15003247]

Yes, but I'm basically useless in the kitchen. Only things I can do right is chop, peel and stir.

[Anonymous No.15003311]

>>14999743
Yeah bro just stick together and have never ending arguments in front of the kids, beat your wife, beat the kids, drink to oblivion and shag your secretary, it's really better.
I know people whose parents have divorced and they're okay since the parents weren't pieces of shit from the get-go and weren't spitting at each others face when they got separated.
A good divorce is better than a bad marriage.
Also
>that person is usually the mother
You sound like an idiot.

[Anonymous No.15003362]

>>14998646
>Average looking
That's the point.
I was a fatass with zero fashion sense and virgin moustache, so I haven't got the first kiss until university.
Remember the ugliest motherfucker in your classroom? Chances are he posts in /r9k now.

[Anonymous No.15003368]

>>15003311
>weren't spitting in each other's face
Ah, that feeling when they start to wage a little proxy war with lawsuits and slandering.
At least I was lucky that I could stay with my grandmother and from high school onwards I saw my parents only several times per year.

[Anonymous No.15003379]

Forced to because she can't cook for shit and is fat due to her heal- just kidding she can't cook is the reason she's fat since she orders out and think cooking is putting pasta in hot water for 10 minutes.

Yesterday I made a pumpkin/carrot/cumin soup.
Today is chikin with carotts and green pepper with a bit of tomato.
Tomorrow is going to be trout with leek and pastis sauce.

Wish i could do stuff with more fat but I can't.

[Anonymous No.15003387]

>>15003311
Yeah like I said if there’s something seriously wrong with them, but you know what’s really great for a kid to watch? Conflict resolution instead of cutting the turd and running at the first sign of trouble.

[Anonymous No.15003390]

>>14996231
Yes but she sucks at cooking so she doesn't cook now.

[Anonymous No.15003395]

>>15003387
can't happen every time bro.
Daddy killed mommy because she wanted to leave isn't a great sight for kids y'know

[Anonymous No.15003396]

>>14996231
>14996231
i did, when i had one.
but now im just single and perpetually depressed so i just drink alot and work to forget the past.
i can't believe its been so long now....

[Anonymous No.15003397]

>>14996292
fuck off
>>14996315
based

[Anonymous No.15003440]

>>14996231
>Sex haver

Your hand doesn't count.......

[Anonymous No.15003445]

>>14996354
Ha Ha Ha

> Alone NEET.

[Anonymous No.15003447]

>>14996357
Well that's OK, I doubt that would even happen anyway.
You filthy heathen.

[Anonymous No.15003452]

i hate cooking with other people, pussy or no pussy

[Anonymous No.15003455]

>>14996354
>>15003445
he's not wrong
women fucking suck at cooking. which sucks because i wish they didn't

[Anonymous No.15003458]

>>14996231
she sure as fuck can't cook
might as well

[Anonymous No.15003729]

>>14996231
what a nasty fucking kitchen.
disgusting.

[Anonymous No.15003816]

>>14996231
I have never been alone with a woman outside my family. Since my mother and sister suck at cooking I assume every woman suck too.

I want to feed a woman with my cooking some day.

[Anonymous No.15004090]

>>14996231
No because no one is allowed in my house, women have no value to me, fuck sex it's never worth it

[Anonymous No.15004980]

>>15003455
>(you)

[Anonymous No.15005091]

>>14996305
*before surgery

[Anonymous No.15005093]

>>15003729
this. i can tell my foot would stick to the floor

[Anonymous No.15005097]

>>15004090
Ok chud

[Anonymous No.15005235]

>>15005097
You'll never know how freeing it is to not think or worry about relationships and sex, find a hobby instead thad

[Anonymous No.15005358]

>>14996231
im single now but when i did it just stressed me out.

[Anonymous No.15005362]

>>14996231
I stopped anjoying cooking with others since I've gained some knowledge about cooking. Now I get irrationally angry at stupid shit people do in the kitchen, and I know it's stupid.
Nice All-clad pand you've got there. That moka pot has the shape in which aluminum ones usually come in, so be careful with it, since aluminum consumption can fuck with your nervous system

[Anonymous No.15005405]

>>14996231
I don't let that cunt in the kitchen
Maybe I'll start teaching her to cook when she turns 15

[Anonymous No.15005437]

>>15005235
I don't worry about either because my woman provides both. You however have a chip on your shoulder about not having it or else you wouldn't get weird about it.

[Anonymous No.15005558]

>>15005437
>I don't worry about either
But you still think about it don't you? You have to if you're in one if you want to keep it going. And what if it ends? What if you have an argument that gets blown out of proportion, or if she cheats on you or lies to you constantly? You can't understand because you haven't been to the point where you realise relationships can wear you down, whether you know it or not. And if you have kids I sincerely wish you luck because it's hard raising kids, especially in todays world. They're the only thing that'll keep you going if you break up with her. I've already been through it all, that's why I'm telling you.

[Anonymous No.15005597]

>>15005558
How many kids and when did you stop loving eachother?

[Anonymous No.15005689]

>>15005597
Two kids. One girl got pregnant, stayed with me then fucked off when he was 2. The girl after that we broke it off, we both felt the same about it though so we parted on good terms. My latest girlfriend was about 6 years ago. Was a good relationship, lasted 3 years until I left her. Had a kid with her during that but I refused to let the kid stay with her because she was a terrible parent. I stopped loving her a year and a half into the relationship roughly and she lived in a shit neighborhood. My mum loved seeing the kids too. I've had very good relationships too, one I think would have lasted, but she moved to Spain and long distance doesn't work. People who long for a relationship can feel lonely, you will too if you break up. Then you will want a relationship again just to stifle the feeling of loneliness. People who have never experienced it are the worst, because they don't know what a relationship feels like. If it weren't for my kids, I probably wouldn't have come to my conclusion. They ground you, and keep you mentally balanced, even if they're gobshites and drive you up the wall. If you're happy with your own company then you don't need to worry about loneliness.

[Anonymous No.15005704]

>>14996788
But a basset hound was his friend as the show goes and he raised since it was a little pupper and could help sniff out murders.

[Anonymous No.15006169]

>>14996305
Is that why kpop and kdrama is very popular in white countries?

[Anonymous No.15006629]

>>15005689
You sound like a white trash Britisher.

[Anonymous No.15006768]

>>15006629
I want to say I'm not white trash because me and my family are ok and were in decent neighbourhood, but really I am, cant really deny it, but it is what it is
>britisher
Who the fuck says britisher?

[Anonymous No.15006784]

>>14996382
>Do you wipe your stove do w after every meal?
Yes. Is this bait? Who doesn't do this?

[Anonymous No.15007298]

>>14996231
Your kitchen looks revolting and you should kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.15007304]

>>14996231
all of my girlfriends did not know how to cook. i'm 29

[Anonymous No.15007355]

>>14996315
Just cut your eyelids off bro

[Anonymous No.15007375]

>>14996382
OP, someone shat in your bowls...

[Anonymous No.15007455]

>>14996231
>Sex haver here
That's a man, baby!

[Anonymous No.15007460]

>>14996231
>Channing.jpg

[Anonymous No.15007614]

>>15005689
Let me guess you voted Biden

[Anonymous No.15007667]

>>14996343
Just noticed it, pretty revolting. A simple wipe over with grease-dissolving soap twice a week is quite easy, subhuman

[Anonymous No.15007671]

>>15007667
Shut up woman.

[Anonymous No.15007677]

>>15007671
Riled you up good grease-boy

[Anonymous No.15007686]

>>15007614
Let me guess, you voted trump? I'm not an amerifag

[Anonymous No.15008229]

Never cook with soemone. They can help you cut the ingredients and stir in the pot when you're occupied but that's it. One person should be responsible for the cooking.