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Hey /CK/. This is my favorite food. it's called a heart attack and its from my favorite deli in NYC. it's Chicken cutlet, melted mozzarella, bacon, onion rings, spicy french fries, and secret sauce (rumored to be just bbq+mayo)

this shit is crack and for a while i was eating it multiple times a week. one night i was eating it and i bit into the side of the sandwich with just cheese, onion ring, and the sauce and literally felt the dopamine receptors in my brain lighting up.

ive been eating healthy lately but im gonna cheat and go get one tomorrow i think

>> No.14993325

what deli bro

>> No.14993335
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>>14993214
Funny you should mention that. I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.

He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.

The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.

They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.

I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"

I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

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>>14993214
>chicken cutlet
>melted mozzarella
>bacon
>onion rings
>spicy french fries
>secret sauce

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>>14993339
I bet the favorite sandwich of an alcoholic, old nigger like yourself
with dull taste buds, is the reuben.

>> No.14993356

Americans have built up so much tolerance to their fat and sugar addiction that they need to dig deeper and deeper to obtain satisfaction. More fat, more grease, more sugar, more carbs. At the end of the road, obesity and death. And a shameful life.

>> No.14993357

It's your image board we're all just browsing it

>> No.14993358

>>14993214
>literally felt the dopamine receptors in my brain lighting up
wow that's so impressive!

>> No.14993363

>>14993354
Fuck is wrong with reubens?

>> No.14994792

>>14993325
its called cristinas. its in queens

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>>14994792
>Queens
Probably not worth making a trip there to get stabbed

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>>14993356
OP here and yep i agree. im 24 and my diet for the past 5 years has pretty much been nothing but fried, greasy, fast foods. working an overnight retail job did not help whatsoever. and i had this really bad "if it tastes good, eat it" mentality.

been eating alot healthier as of this month. its a shame because i dont even hate healthy food. i love vegetables and fruits. its just the dopamine from greasy, sugary foods/drinks was so satisfying after a long day of work. i've also realized having one cheat day to eat garbage makes it so much more fulfilling and rewarding.

>> No.14994845

>>14994809
lmao it's in whitestone, queens. really nice area. you got nothing to worry about. this deli is a really popular spot and is almost always busy. not your typical bodega whatsoever

>> No.14996039

>>14994809
>t. doesn't know anything about new york